Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Yawn after getting a Whif

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

of Punchbait (it wouldn't fit in the title)

http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=83554

I wasn't going to bait him until he started changing his format. You'll see why I would like to distribute as much lad pain as possible.

From FMF:
http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/jpgorence

He sends to my brand new baiting character:

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Hello, How are you doing?

Nice Profile, Can we get to know each other better? If Yes, Reply me with your private email or just email me to >snipped< so as for us to further communication from there and get to know each other better.

Looking forward to hear from you.

J

He likes to ask the list of scammer questions right from the start, I head him off and ask my own right out of the gate:

Well I'm not sure where to begin so I hope it's ok if I asd you questions.
Have you ever been married?
Do you have children?
Are you religious?

Here's the thing, I hate religious people so if you are religious and send all that god bless you garbage, I am not interested.

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Thanks for being in contact,

I have never been married and i have a 27 years old Son who is married and living on his own.

Just to let you know that i am not the type that send the God bless you garbage, I am looking for true love and a woman to spend the rest of my life with so i believe we can work things out together if you would like?

So tell me more about you and what you do?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Well I am glad you aren't one of those bible trumpers, we have enough of those freaks here in Indiana for sure!
I am also not one of them mothering kinds of people, I've never wanted kids and still don't.

I think we could enjoy learning about each other. Especially since you made a child out of wedlock so I know you make mistakes and don't
act all perfect like some high and mighty man.

I am a cat rehibilatator in my spare time and I work as a CNA for work.
I am responsible for watching patients when they pull the plug and help the clean up afterwords.
Do you have pets? I really like cats.

I hope you write soon.

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Thanks for the email, I am glad to read from you.
It gladdens my heart to have an email from you, makes me smile.

I think it would be a very good thing for us to learn about each other and thanks for understanding the fact that i have a child out of wedlock, I really have the intention of getting married to my Son's mom but she died upon giving birth to him which made me not to search until my son is mature enough for me to look for someone.

As far as what i do, I am an Auditor for the British American Tobacco(BAT) and I used to audit for them 2 times in a year(beginning and ending of the year), Per auditing is usually 2 weeks so I work full time for them; 4 weeks in a year with good pay so the other time of the year.. I used it in Volunteering work all over the world and to the less privilege countries which is what i have always wanted and I am glad my dream came through.

Right now, I am in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia to pay homage to the family of the deceased of the Missing MH 370 Malaysian Airline(you can google about it).. I feel their pain and i am giving my full support to their family which i believe to be out of here sometimes in April and if things got to work out fine between us, I wouldn't mind getting out of here for you.

In my spare time, I like to walk around the inner harbor, I love sports,watching movies and go to the movies ,live music, and of course, I like to have fun I'm usually up for anything new and fun. I love the ocean, walking the beach, watching the sun rise or set, watching the stars, cuddling by a fire, camping, fishing (I just don't put the bait on), walking in the woods/along the ocean, or in the mountains, good conversation, or watching a good movie. I am not too much into TV, and I do like shopping. I like reading, and am an aspiring writer. I am a father of 1 grown son, and expecting a grandchild soon. I am an independent man and am willing to make the right woman the happiest she ever wanted to be. I am not perfect, but from the inside out, I am. I am not ugly, just not perfect.

I like cats and I have a pet name Wendy she is a cute German shepherd Dog, you sure would love to meet her.

How long have you been searching? and Is their anyone else you're conversing with right now aside me? As for me, I feel comfortable writing to you right now and I would say you're the only one i feel good writing to right now, So let me know what you think?

I think I'm going to hurt Joseph...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

I think I am going to enjoy watching you hurt Joestiff!

The low down lying scum bag!

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:56 pm

Ginger Lee wrote:

He likes to ask the list of scammer questions right from the start

He doesn't bother with reading your answers though. Mine for the first set of questions were

A unicorn because they are pink and fluffy.
An exotic dancer
As long as he has a pulse, it'll be fine.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

You require a pulse? So picky!

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:04 pm

A lady has to have some standards.

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:51 pm

Your Joseph appears to be a bit of a Girly Man:

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fishing (I just don't put the bait on)

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:55 pm

Yep, sounds like he's in touch with his feminine side:

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I do like shopping

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am going to love watching you take this one apart!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

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I just don't put the bait on

Well I guess opposites do attract...

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:30 am

Oooooooo... this one's pain will be fun. Twisted Evil

oscarpiles wrote:

Your Joseph appears to be a bit of a Girly Man:

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fishing (I just don't put the bait on)

OP, obviously he hasn't heard of punchbait. He must still be using worms or chicken livers. Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Oh not punchbait! Nooooo!

Hello again Joseph,

You write real good. I'm so hurmbled that you are there in the malasia for those people. I didn't even know there was a plane crash.
I guess I should watch the news more better. But I don't.
I really like German Sherpard dogs, they are vicious looking though and probably look more like a guard dog.
What inner harbor do you go to?
Well I am still conversing with people at that dating site, mostly I curse at them because there is a lot of scammers like this person:
http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/diaperman
She's a girl! And she is sending me garbage like this:
Hello My Good Friend,

I am a banker in Bank Atlantic Ivory Coast .I want to transfer an abandoned sum of
7.2millions USD to your account.50% will be for you. No risk involved. Contact me for
more details. Kindly reply me back to my alternative email address
([email protected]).

She is so stupid and thinks I'm going to fall for some scam! Well I send her a lot of hate is what I'm doing but
truly no one there is worth my time. Except you of course.

So do you get a lot of hate mail from people who's families died of cigarette smoking? I ask because
the tobacco companies here are not very popular due to cancer from cigarette smoking.
I guess people think they are responsible for deaths and stuff. I would be afraid of people
seeking revenge if I were you.

Well, I hope you have a loverly weekend!
Regina

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How are you ?hope all is well with you ? Its my very great pleasure to
hear from you back,its really make my day with the lovely email you
sent to me and i am sorry for the late response.

In my other email, I forgot to tell you that i like going to beaches,
musical concerts and sometime go for dinner and taste a little coffee
from a small window and i am for real,because i don't have time
playing games around, it's very awful when someone hurt another good
feelings... Well, to me relationship can mean two things:

- It can mean that we have a connection, which I think exists
- Relationship also means to be romantically and sexually involved and
I think we aren't at that level.

So, I think at this point, given the amount of time we have e-mail one
another, we definitely have a friendship forming based on some
external and internal similarities that are developing into a
relationship that will bring us a little closer with good intentions,
and the potential exists for the relationship to evolve into something
more significant.

I've been in several rapports where I was not fully appreciated. In
fact, many times I felt I was taken advantage of and that hurts. I'd
like to meet someone who recognizes the little things I do for her and
knows how to be appreciative.

For instance, if I were to make breakfast for my woman just incase she
wakes up late from bed,she could thank me by giving me a hug or a
kiss. Or perhaps sending me a card for no particular occasion just to
tell me 'thank you.' I'm very appreciative of what people do for me
and I reward them in my own little ways. To me, it's the little
things that mean a great deal to me.

What does it really mean to be affectionate? I love a woman who can
display her affections for me anytime and anywhere without having to
be shy. And a person who knows how to be affectionate is a big plus.
I love being affectionate.

This may be an odd one, but I've learned that there are many woman out
there that are set in their ways.

They have one way of doing things and are never open to suggestions or
advices. Stubborn woman are a major turn off for me. I like a woman
who is open to ideas, thoughts, and basically open minded.

I think being receptive brings about sensitivity as well. A woman who
is ignorant, mean, and just plain insensitive is difficult to get
along with.

I would say that I'm not afraid to display my emotions. I'd like
someone who is sensitive and caring. If I'm sad, I'd like for her to
be able to comfort me and cheer me up. She doesn't has to do much, but
just knowing that she's there solacing me is more than good enough.

Have you ever had someone not stand up for you? I was deeply hurt
when someone I once knew wouldn't not stand up for me, even after she
told me she loved me. I would never allow someone to hurt my
Girlfriend or my Wife, and I would always stand up for her. One thing
I will always do for my woman is to protect her. I would like to meet
someone who will be protective of me. Sorry i type too Much E-mails
just that i didn't have any other thing to do than reply you with my
thoughts .

Thanks,

Joseph.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:23 pm

The Poor Bastard doesn't have a clue does he?

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Stubborn woman are a major turn off for me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

for the punchbait! Expensive but well worth the money. Chicken livers work until they thaw and you start slinging it off the hook when you cast. (panty hose works miracles to solve this problem)

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Ginger Lee wrote:

Well I am still conversing with people at that dating site, mostly I curse at them because there is a lot of scammers like this person:
http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/diaperman

OP and I have both had PMs from this one but it has been while. I didn't bother to reply.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:35 pm

^So if I were to wear pantyhose I'd attract Prettier Fish? Am confused....

Ah yes diaperman. How could I forget?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am sure you would look prettier while trying to attract the fish but if you cut them into small patches and knot them, you can stuff the liver in it and it will stay on the hook. Panty hose with liver inside will stay hooked forever. Even after catching the fish.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:36 pm

Yes OP, in the South, all real men wear pantyhose when they fish. Next time you're down this way make sure you do!! And post pics...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Joseph,

How lovely to read your lengthy email. Sometimes I don't eat enough fiber so it takes a while to
do stuff and I like reading material so thank you very much. Do you ever fish with punchbait?
It's more better than putting the worm on the hook. I like people with emetions because
that means they feel stuff. Unlike zombies who don't feel anything. Well maybe they do because
they are always looking for food but that's more animal feelings than human feelings.
I also like when people stand up for me. My friend Jacks stands up for me but really only when
we go shopping since I buy him pretty things like high heels and small animals.
Do you have friends? Are any of them gay? My friend Jacks is gay. But he doesn't have anyone
in his life to practice it on. I share stuff. Perhaps too much. You should meet him.
It is Honorable for you to stand up for your Girlfrined, Boyfriend, or Wife as this means you
have strong legs to do that so that probably means no one peed in the genepool that is your life
I know people whose parents were related and that just doesn't turn out well for anyone especially
when they have carpals and phalanges protruding from their frontal bones. It made picture day
at school real weird when I was young.
Did you go to a private school or a heathen school as a young school boy?

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Did you forget me already?

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I will write a reply to your other email, but I wrote this and I felt i should share this with you.

"Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colors seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn't exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you're quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life."

I hope this is part of what you want?

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Thanks for the email and I am so sorry for the late response to your email, I have been busy which was why i haven't got back to you.. Forgive me for that, I really missed writing to you and I am glad to have checked my email and got something from you.

I fish with hook and maybe someday you can teach me how to fish with punchbait.. I love fishing and I would be glad to have explore with you more on that.

Yes I have friends and I have 2 of them who are gay and maybe Jacks would love to be hooked with one of them? We can work on that for them and maybe they can start interacting over the email? depends on what you think about that tho.

I went to a private school, how about you? plus how was your day?

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:07 pm

Yay! Jacks is back! Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Fabulous!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:41 pm

Sweet Jebus:

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you can teach me how to fish with punchbait

Teach him how to make and in large quantities and to video tape the process. I've learned from my experience that it is best to produce it in the Hot Sun and then store it under the Bed at night otherwise it simply doesn't work the way it should.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^Either you or NV has the youtube link to that...I want to send it to him but I don't want to see it. Again.

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:06 pm

Well wouldn't you know it? I did post one but while looking around I found this:

http://www.cjsbait.com/index.html

I was at CJs store and bought my Punchbait directly from him. Kewl!

This might do the trick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbhZX77MOU

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:58 pm

Who tries to catch carp? Ok next time I go fishing I'm taking some of that stuff. I'm not going to touch it though. Nope. I'll use a ruler like the guy in the vid OP shared before. Maybe then they will leave my bait alone while I'm trying to catch other things.

Anyway, for the record, I didn't watch the vid! I'll but it. If you can get this guy to buy it I will bow down!

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