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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:25 pm

Glad I bought that keyboard protector!!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:19 am

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[8:17:20 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Sex?
[8:17:45 PM] Max Fernando: 8

I cannot stop laughing!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:00 pm

This one was kind enough to provide me with his email address and opening format for posting at Scamwarners Laughing

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[4/1/2014 12:18:33 PM] mark.william00: Hello
[4/1/2014 12:18:44 PM] *** Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI has shared contact details with mark.william00. ***
[4/1/2014 12:34:07 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Did you want something?
[4/1/2014 12:39:10 PM] mark.william00: hello
[4/1/2014 12:39:26 PM] mark.william00: i just want to be a friend
[4/1/2014 12:39:28 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Yes, you said that before
[4/1/2014 12:45:19 PM] mark.william00: so what is your name and where are you from ?
[4/1/2014 12:45:30 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Well dick brain?
[4/1/2014 12:46:26 PM] mark.william00: what do yu mean ?
[4/1/2014 12:46:55 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I mean you seem to have the inteligence of a retarded sloth
[4/1/2014 12:47:35 PM] mark.william00: good bye
[4/1/2014 12:48:00 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Bye sloth boy
[4/1/2014 12:51:47 PM] mark.william00: so can you tell me more about your self ?
[4/1/2014 12:52:17 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: What would you like to know?
[4/1/2014 12:52:52 PM] mark.william00: what is your name and where are you from ?
[4/1/2014 12:53:06 PM] mark.william00: how old are you are you Married and ddi you have kids ?
[4/1/2014 12:53:14 PM] mark.william00: what did you do for a living ?
[4/1/2014 12:53:46 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: My name is as shown in my profile, but you may call me Reggie and I am from the county of Feltchingshire in the Republic of England.
[4/1/2014 12:54:03 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I am 53 and widowed with no children.
[4/1/2014 12:54:13 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: My job is a council official
[4/1/2014 12:55:36 PM] mark.william00: okay
[4/1/2014 12:55:55 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: So are you a sailor then? I like semen
[4/1/2014 12:56:58 PM] mark.william00: my name is Major General mark william from USA but right now am here in Afghanistan for peace keeping mission that is where i work
[4/1/2014 12:57:26 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: OK. Are you involved in that secret mission that is in the news?
[4/1/2014 1:01:24 PM] mark.william00: yes
[4/1/2014 1:02:42 PM] mark.william00: and i have been working there for long now
[4/1/2014 1:11:50 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I knew it - I couldn't believe it when I heard that Bieber had converted to Islam and joined the Taliban.
[4/1/2014 1:13:03 PM] mark.william00: this is my yahoo id please add me if you have any or give me yours so that i can add you for us to chat on yahoo that is batter
[4/1/2014 1:13:15 PM] mark.william00: [email protected]
[4/1/2014 1:13:37 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I don't have a yahoo I'm afraid, it is banned in this contry for crimes against technology.
[4/1/2014 1:14:13 PM] mark.william00: Oh i see
[4/1/2014 1:14:25 PM] mark.william00: so can you tell me more about your self
[4/1/2014 1:15:12 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Well, I am a member for the local recycling cross-party commission, invovled in the decision making on the size and colour of wheelie bins.
[4/1/2014 1:15:48 PM | Edited 1:15:56 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I was knighted last year by princess Kylie for my services to refuse administration and given the CBE as well.
[4/1/2014 1:17:47 PM] mark.william00: okay
[4/1/2014 1:17:58 PM] mark.william00: so now tell me how long have you been on skype ?
[4/1/2014 1:18:15 PM] mark.william00: and how you meet any US Army like me before on skype ?
[4/1/2014 1:24:07 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: You there Major Tom?
[4/1/2014 1:47:35 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Ground control to Major Tom.
[4/1/2014 2:37:35 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: You still there Major Tom or are you off playing with your men?
[10:22:42 AM] mark.william00: hello
[10:50:48 AM] mark.william00: hello are you there?
[12:10:07 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Yes
[12:11:10 PM] mark.william00: how are you doing today ?
[1:42:49 PM] mark.william00: hello are you there?
[1:42:53 PM] mark.william00: talk to me
[1:45:58 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Hello Major Tom, sorry we are having connectivity problems here. Damn aadvarks have chewed through the cable again.
[1:52:14 PM] mark.william00: okay
[1:52:52 PM] mark.william00: this is what is want you to do business together
[2:04:50 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: OK, what sort of business are we talking about?
[2:05:58 PM] mark.william00: this is all about me please take your time and read about me
[2:06:38 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: What is all about you?
[2:06:52 PM] mark.william00: My name is Major General Mark William from USA but right now am here in Afghanistan for peace keeping mission that is where i work i have been working here for 15 years am 50 years old i was Married before but i lost my lovely wife 7 years ago in a car accident no kids

here in Afghanistan i don,t have access to any thing phones calls is not allow here Cam is not allow here in Afghanistan is very Dangerous because of the war people and US Army Die here everyday once you agreed to work in Afghanistan all the years are you going to work the Government of Afghanistan you will pay you a head so that you can deposit it with your next of king in case you don,t make it out alive but for me i don,t have a Family i lost my Daddy and Mummy when i was just 12 years old so for that i deposited my Funds with Barclays Bank of Ghana so that if i don,t get out
of here alive my Funds will be used to take care of Orphanage and Refugees since i don,t have a Family my Funds that was deposited with the Bank is $6, MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS that is my live saves all i have work for all my life so i want you to help me receive the Funds in your Account so that i can Sing for my retirement and come over to your country so that we can invest together all i want from you is trust and honest because i don,t want any man . that will run away with my Funds you just have to contact the bank with Account Details and your Direct phone number that you are my brother. and you want my Funds to Transfer to your account in your country then the bank will respond back and tell you what to do and i will give you %20 percent once the Funds hit your Account then i can over you tell me all about your self and also send me your Full house Details and also with your picture so that i can know who am Dealing with so if you are interested i will give you the bank Details for you to contact that is all about me i don,t have a life here in Afghanistan i can die at anytime that is why i want you to help me get my money so that i can get out of here .

Bank Details below :
email [email protected]
Bank Manager Name Hon Charles Ofori
Tel: +233 549 481 226
Country Ghana
City Accra
Full Country name Accra Ghana
Africa Country
[2:07:03 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: tl;dr
[2:07:49 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Couldn't be bothered to read all that crap, so I stuck your name in to Google and it appears you are being charged for war crimes is that right?
[2:08:12 PM] mark.william00: what do you mean?
[2:08:23 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: What is your personal email address?
[2:08:41 PM] mark.william00: [email protected]
[2:09:10 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: thank you and you are currently awaiting trial for the murder or innocent taliban supporters yes?
[2:10:17 PM] mark.william00: have you read about me yet ?
[2:10:36 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Yes, I know all about you and the dwarf transexual.
[2:15:01 PM] mark.william00: have you read about me yes or no ?
[2:15:38 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I said yes - I didn't realise that US Generals were so stupid.
[2:21:10 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: * DING *
[2:30:10 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: * dung *

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:50 pm

Today's edition

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[8:49:52 PM] *** fuaylor has shared contact details with Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI. ***
[8:50:04 PM] fuaylor: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[8:52:38 PM] *** Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI has shared contact details with fuaylor. ***
[8:53:04 PM] fuaylor: hi
[8:53:41 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Hallo
[8:54:03 PM] fuaylor: how are you doing dear
[8:54:28 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: My arse aches a bit, but if I can find a cushion to sit on I should be OK.
[8:55:42 PM] fuaylor: meaning ?
[8:55:55 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: My piles are playing up a bit.
[8:56:21 PM] fuaylor: wow
[8:56:38 PM] fuaylor: tell me more about you
[8:57:38 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Well, my name is Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI, but you may call me Sir Reggie and I am a the local Government Minister for Cottaging here in Upper Felching and you?
[8:58:08 PM] fuaylor: am from Ghana
[8:58:17 PM] fuaylor: where do you from
[8:58:19 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: And what is your name dear?
[8:58:39 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I told you, I m from Upper Felching
[8:59:05 PM] fuaylor: am Abigail Afua Taylor
[8:59:34 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: That is a pretty name, are you pre or post op?
[9:00:31 PM] fuaylor: thanks
[9:00:59 PM] fuaylor: what is the meaning of pre and post
[9:01:07 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Before or After?
[9:02:19 PM] fuaylor: oh okay
[9:02:27 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Well, pre or post?
[9:02:49 PM] fuaylor: like what ?
[9:03:07 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: It is a simple question, have you had the operation yet?
[9:04:45 PM] fuaylor: what operation dear ?
[9:04:56 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: The big operation, have you had it yet?
[9:05:17 PM] fuaylor: i dont know what you are talking about please
[9:06:44 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I really can't make it any clearer, have you had your operation or not? YES or NO is the correct answer.
[9:08:57 PM] fuaylor: not yet dear
[9:09:24 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: That is nice, it gives the top something to hold on to whilethey're doing the dirty.
[9:10:31 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I read this on your profile "so help me God". You do know that God doesn't exist don't you?
[9:10:58 PM] fuaylor: wow
[9:11:08 PM] fuaylor: are you sure
[9:11:22 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Sorry to burst your bubble, it must be a shock for you.
[9:13:06 PM] fuaylor: who are you
[9:13:17 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I told you earlier
[9:13:22 PM] fuaylor: send me your picture
[9:13:44 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: I'm afraid to tell you that Father Christmas and the Easter Bunny also don't exist.
[9:14:49 PM] fuaylor: wow i hear
[9:15:22 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: But the really bad news is that Justine Bieber does exist.
[9:17:19 PM] fuaylor: sorry i donk know what ypu are looking for
[9:17:31 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Are you not a Belieber then?
[9:20:01 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: * DING *
[9:25:14 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: You there Doris?
[9:27:19 PM] fuaylor: amnot doris
[9:27:25 PM] fuaylor: am abigail
[9:35:10 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: Same thing
[9:35:53 PM] fuaylor: like whta
[9:36:29 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: what is "whta"? Is it some sort of Ghanaian disease or something?

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:29 pm

Fortunately, my new keyboard protector is allowing me stop in here and enjoy these while they last (i.e. until they get your prescription squared away). Too funny!!

Classics:

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4/1/2014 12:57:26 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: OK. Are you involved in that secret mission that is in the news?

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[8:59:34 PM] Sir Reginald Jobsworth CBE, MFI: That is a pretty name, are you pre or post op?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:30 pm

I think this one shows the scammer mind set.

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[12:05:16 PM] *** Diana brew has shared contact details with Dr Wang Ho. ***
[12:05:51 PM] diana.brew6: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[12:06:09 PM] *** Dr Wang Ho has shared contact details with Diana brew. ***
[3:13:09 PM] Diana brew: hello how are you doing?
[3:13:28 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Not good, I've just come bck from hospital.
[3:14:13 PM] Diana brew: oh sorry to hear that.
[3:14:33 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Thanks, I had a brain scan.
[3:15:14 PM] Diana brew: sorry
[3:15:23 PM] Diana brew: so where are you now.
[3:15:50 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I'm sitting on a bridge plucking up the courage to jump off.
[3:18:46 PM] Diana brew: ok
[3:18:55 PM] Diana brew: where are you from?
[3:19:15 PM] Dr Wang Ho: That doesn't matter - I'll be dead soon.
[3:27:06 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Well, I've made my mind up to do it, it ws nice chatting to you. See you in heaven.

"She" blocked me after getting that message

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:59 pm

Got bored during this one, so thought I'd see what sort of threat I could get from "her".

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[1:24:43 PM] mary anokyewaa: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[1:24:56 PM] *** Dr Wang Ho has shared contact details with mary anokyewaa. ***
[1:29:39 PM] mary anokyewaa: hello
[1:29:51 PM] mary anokyewaa: how are you doing today
[1:34:46 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I m OK thanks and you?
[7:07:22 PM] mary anokyewaa: fine
[7:07:38 PM] mary anokyewaa: am nwe to skype and am single too
[7:08:00 PM] Dr Wang Ho: That is good.
[7:08:02 PM] mary anokyewaa: please can you tell me more of you
[7:08:32 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Well, I am a retired pornstar and now work in agriculture as a bull fluffer.
[7:09:17 PM] mary anokyewaa: oh nice to meet you
[7:10:37 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I'm guessing from your picture that you must be a model?
[7:10:40 PM] mary anokyewaa: am MARY from GHANA and am new here as i told you and am single too so am here to developed a good freindship here and am 28yrs of age
[7:11:40 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I am widowed. My wife dies last night after an unfortunate accident with an industrial meat grinder. So I'm here looking for my next one.
[7:12:53 PM] mary anokyewaa: oh dear sorry for that
[7:13:04 PM] mary anokyewaa: am here for you okay
[7:13:20 PM] Dr Wang Ho: OK, do you have any experience of scat?
[7:13:49 PM] mary anokyewaa: since am single am also here to make you happy anytime okay do not worry
[7:14:30 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I like girls that want to make their man happy. Make me a sammich
[7:15:03 PM] mary anokyewaa: okay dear
[7:15:30 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Ham and cheese please, but hold the cheese.
[7:16:24 PM] mary anokyewaa: am sad since am new here i do not have the cam i will be happy to see you
[7:16:54 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Oh that is a shame dear, never mind. I'll cheer you up.
[7:17:27 PM] mary anokyewaa: okay dear i will be happy for that
[7:17:50 PM] mary anokyewaa: so when are you going to help me to buy one dear
[7:17:52 PM] mary anokyewaa: promised me
[7:18:06 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Buy you what dreary?
[7:19:03 PM] mary anokyewaa: the cam since i want to you to see me and we make fun here to make you happy anytime okay
[7:19:34 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Oh, I don't want to see you dreary, it would spoil the llusion of you that I have in my head.
[7:20:01 PM] mary anokyewaa: oh dear not that okay
[7:20:23 PM] mary anokyewaa: i want to make you happy okay belive me since yu
[7:20:59 PM] Dr Wang Ho: OK, I'll give you my address and you can send me a pair of your used knickers. That will make me very happy.
[7:21:09 PM] mary anokyewaa: you are the frist person to add me today so love and and also love you
[7:21:46 PM | Edited 7:21:55 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Well it is your lucky day that you found me isn't it?
[7:21:57 PM] mary anokyewaa: yes
[7:22:12 PM] mary anokyewaa: dear am happy so do that for me okay
[7:22:14 PM] Dr Wang Ho: You being here will make a lot of people very happy.
[7:22:33 PM] mary anokyewaa: no is you only okay
[7:22:50 PM] Dr Wang Ho: So how much did you pay for the operation?
[7:23:32 PM] mary anokyewaa: oh dear is 60pounds here
[7:23:56 PM] Dr Wang Ho: That is cheap, but they did a good job - I can't tell they're fake from here.
[7:24:00 PM] mary anokyewaa: i will get the good one and also with a mic good vision
[7:25:08 PM] mary anokyewaa: how much will you able to give to me to buy dear you tell me
[7:25:13 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Who is Mic - is that your old name from before the opertion?
[7:25:55 PM] mary anokyewaa: the mic means microphone
[7:26:14 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Oh, sorry I thought Mic was your name when you were a man.
[7:26:26 PM] mary anokyewaa: no dear
[7:26:44 PM] Dr Wang Ho: So will you go the whole way or stay pre-op?
[7:27:37 PM] mary anokyewaa: stay pre op means
[7:27:50 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Keep the dangly bits.
[7:29:17 PM | Edited 7:29:37 PM] mary anokyewaa: okay dear so you promised me
[7:29:47 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Yes, I promise.
[7:30:11 PM] mary anokyewaa: for the cam since i will be happy to see you
[7:30:28 PM] Dr Wang Ho: So tell me, Bieber or Maple Syrup - what is the sickliest Canadian export?
[7:31:51 PM] mary anokyewaa: dear am in GHANA not CANADA
[7:32:06 PM] Dr Wang Ho: No shit Sherlock.
[7:32:07 PM] mary anokyewaa: in the west AFRICAN
[7:32:16 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Is that like Nigeria?
[7:32:38 PM] mary anokyewaa: Yes dear
[7:32:48 PM] mary anokyewaa: do you have freinds here
[7:33:10 PM] Dr Wang Ho: No wonder you're on the Internet looking for a real man then - Nigeria and Ghana is full of AIDS ridden homosexual goat abusers isn't it.
[7:34:18 PM] mary anokyewaa: no dear as for here GHANA you can search on the internet here is a peaceful coutry here okay
[7:34:36 PM] mary anokyewaa: no diseases like that
[7:34:52 PM] Dr Wang Ho: It was in the news - 95% of young Ghanaian men are homosexual and the other 5% only sleep with their mother.
[7:36:42 PM] mary anokyewaa: oh dear as for me am not like that since in a whole coutry you can get dab and good people there so me am good and hobesty too
[7:37:29 PM] Dr Wang Ho: But, why is an attractive young woman like you on the Internet looking for men? It can only be because all the young men in Ghana are busy having bottom sex with each other can't it.
[7:39:29 PM] mary anokyewaa: dear you have to stop all this do you have freinds here
[7:39:51 PM] Dr Wang Ho: No, I don't associate with dirty homosexualists like you do.
[7:40:15 PM] mary anokyewaa: oh dear am not like that okay
[7:40:58 PM] mary anokyewaa: as i have told you in a coutry you can get bad and good peoples in
[7:42:01 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Yes, I am sure. But it is a fact that all the young Ghanaian men spend all day in Internet cafes watching gay dwarf porn. I saw it on Google, so it must be true.
[7:43:47 PM] mary anokyewaa: i kown that dear as i have told you as for me dear i promised you am not like whose people you are talking about
[7:44:25 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I know, because you decided to stop being a man and have the operation didn't you dreary?
[7:45:24 PM] mary anokyewaa: am a female dear why all these
[7:45:36 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Yes, I know you are now dreary
[7:46:07 PM] mary anokyewaa: you have to stop all this okay
[7:46:18 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Why dreary?
[7:46:27 PM] mary anokyewaa: and we talk about our lov okay
[7:48:54 PM] mary anokyewaa: make me happy okay
[7:48:56 PM] Dr Wang Ho: But you used to spend all day in the Internet cafe watching gay porn didn't you?
[7:49:11 PM] mary anokyewaa: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[7:49:13 PM] mary anokyewaa: dear
[7:49:27 PM] mary anokyewaa: am not like tha okay
[7:49:41 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Not any more dear no
[7:50:13 PM] mary anokyewaa: so tell me are you ready for me
[7:50:45 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I bet if we stuck you in a room with a goat you would soon be buggering it like a Welshman and a sheep wouldn't you.
[7:51:39 PM] mary anokyewaa: who are you
[7:51:57 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Well you know who I am - you added me.
[7:52:00 PM] mary anokyewaa: calling me goat
[7:52:19 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Well, that is what you are isn't it a goat abusing yahoo boy?
[7:54:26 PM] mary anokyewaa: you are mad and do you kown the preson you are talking with am NANA KWAKU BONSOM go to my website and you will see okay am going to kill you this year and wait for me a while am coming
[7:54:48 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Have you totally lost it little boy?
[7:55:22 PM] mary anokyewaa: go and died okaywatch out this year
[7:55:29 PM] Dr Wang Ho: [7:54 PM] mary anokyewaa:

<<< NANA KWAKU BONSOMthat sounds like a little girl's name
[7:55:42 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Definitely a gay homosexualist.
[7:57:01 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I'm waiting - are you coming yet?
[8:06:02 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Where did you go BANANA QUAKERS BOSOM?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jun 2010 Posts: 13

How do you get your fake Skype account out there to get lads?

Mod edit to delete unnecessary full requote of above chat - JF

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:51 pm

They approach me - I just leave it logged on in the background and every so often one asks me to add them as a contact.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jun 2010 Posts: 13

Ok, I made one a week ago, havnt gotten anyone yet to send, wasn't sure if I needed to post out there like with the guestbook.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:46 pm

The stupid thing is, I created an account for one of my romance bait characters (middle aged single female) and she didn't get a single approach.

These chats all come from the profile that I use for chatting with other baiters and has the same avatar as I have here.

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:09 pm

^^^ Maybe you're just getting that ones that are naturally attracted to goats...the threads you've been posting would sure suggest such!

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:16 pm

I love this thread.

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[7:54:26 PM] mary anokyewaa: you are mad and do you kown the preson you are talking with am NANA KWAKU BONSOM go to my website and you will see okay am going to kill you this year and wait for me a while am coming

Just out of curiosity, I Googled the name. The last name is Bonsam, not Bonsom, but apparently he's a feared fetish priest in Ghana Laughing

He sounds like a fun guy!

http://www.myzimbabwe.co.zw/news/401-zanu-pf-bigwigs-planning-evil-things-against-president-says-ghana-s-nana-kwaku-bonsam.html

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 8:33 am

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG... My stomach hurts from laughing. Evil Lol

B8er, you're a friggin riot!! I wish I could think that fast in chat. I'm going to have to set up Skype now so I can try to get some of these gems to bat around. Hilarious!

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:48 am

Managed to get a Closed lad accounts

from this one Laughing

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[10:02:12 AM] angela frimpong: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[10:05:02 AM] *** Dr Wang Ho has shared contact details with angela frimpong. ***
[11:23:41 AM] angela frimpong: hello dear welcome
[11:24:03 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Welcome to what?
[11:24:47 AM] angela frimpong: to be my friend you are welcome
[11:25:04 AM] Dr Wang Ho: The pleasure is all yours
[11:25:26 AM] angela frimpong: ok thanks why are you showing off honey
[11:25:48 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I'm not showing off, I'm just being my normal self.
[11:27:08 AM] angela frimpong: the reason is see you offline please here you get me make the status onliune for me
[11:27:42 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I don't want to - then other people will know I am online and that can't happen.
[11:28:50 AM] angela frimpong: any way am Angela frimpong from Africa nice to meet and am single in life what about you?
[11:29:09 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I'm Dr Wang Ho from China
[11:29:23 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I am windowed after my wife had an accident
[11:29:36 AM] angela frimpong: oh sorry honey
[11:29:47 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Don't be sorry, I'm not.
[11:30:37 AM] angela frimpong: ok honey so what do you do honey
[11:30:56 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I am a doctor
[11:32:03 AM] angela frimpong: oh loveth Doctor in China?
[11:32:34 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Yes, I am a Chinese traditional doctor. I am making the people better with the herbs and spirits
[11:33:50 AM] angela frimpong: oh really that is very good honey
[11:34:31 AM] angela frimpong: ok iwant good loving ,kind,honest,caring,trustyand honest man to stay with him with the rest of my life ok
[11:34:56 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Good luck finding one dear.
[11:35:56 AM] angela frimpong: really haha
[11:36:03 AM] angela frimpong: sure?
[11:36:16 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Yes
[11:37:22 AM] angela frimpong: well can u send me your picture please?
[11:37:33 AM] Dr Wang Ho: No
[11:39:18 AM] angela frimpong: oh i want to know am chatting with that is why because is not your picture at the profile ok
[11:40:05 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I told you who I am. The picture is a Chinese spiritual God.
[11:41:00 AM] angela frimpong: really ?
[11:41:22 AM] Dr Wang Ho: You ask too many stupid questions. You're not related to my late wife are you?
[11:42:02 AM] angela frimpong: oh why not
[11:42:48 AM] angela frimpong: honey i can you happy as you want me but there is thing that you should not it wil boarder my mind that is why am asking you so do you like more sex or little ?'
[11:43:18 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I like sex 5 times a night every day except Thursday
[11:44:01 AM] angela frimpong: really why is it accept only thursday my love/
[11:44:32 AM] Dr Wang Ho: On Thursday I abstain so as not to tire myself.
[11:46:06 AM] angela frimpong: so what makes you happy in your life or what do you realy like as afr as am goin gto be your wife?
[11:47:09 AM] Dr Wang Ho: I will like you to perform a strip routine each evening for me and the other doctors.
[11:49:28 AM] angela frimpong: really how honey i don't understand that please so let me get you well on that ok
[11:50:05 AM] Dr Wang Ho: What size are you?
[11:51:42 AM] angela frimpong: i want to send you my picture noww so that you make your own suggestion ok
[11:51:49 AM] angela frimpong: can i?
[11:51:54 AM] Dr Wang Ho: OK
[11:52:03 AM] *** angela frimpong sent to my dear and lonely love.jpg ***
[11:52:17 AM] angela frimpong: accept my picture honey
[11:53:17 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Have you ever run into the back of a bus?
[11:54:20 AM] angela frimpong: no dear
[11:54:56 AM] Dr Wang Ho: So you were born that ugly then. Never mind, we can fix that with a bit of plastic surgery.
[11:58:10 AM] angela frimpong: am i ugly for you ?
[11:58:38 AM] Dr Wang Ho: Unfortunately yes, you are cross-eyed and your nose is far too big.
[11:59:34 AM] angela frimpong: really so how are you going to do that ahhaha
[12:00:16 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Laser surgery for your eyes and we will remove the nose and replace it with something more fitting to your face shape.
[12:01:11 PM] angela frimpong: really sure so when so whn am done with that you will like me?
[12:01:38 PM] Dr Wang Ho: after that we'll need to do something with your tits and your arse.
[12:04:08 PM] angela frimpong: ok
[12:04:43 PM] Dr Wang Ho: 6 months of work on you then we'll soon have you looking above average.
[12:04:58 PM] Dr Wang Ho: How tall are you?
[12:07:20 PM] angela frimpong: that is why i sent you my picture to make your own suggestion please
[12:07:22 PM] angela frimpong: of m eok
[12:07:32 PM] angela frimpong: so how am i going to meet you ?
[12:08:36 PM] Dr Wang Ho: We'll discuss that after the operations - I have no intention of being seen in the company of a fugly - once you look like Canadian pop princess Justine Bieber then we can discuss it.
[12:09:46 PM] angela frimpong: thanksa so when are we going to meet?
[12:10:29 PM] Dr Wang Ho: When you don't look like something that has gone 10 rounds with Floyd Mayweather
[12:17:35 PM] angela frimpong: when are going to meet me ?
[12:18:05 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Dumb as well as ugly, you really do have nothing going for you do you?
[12:18:56 PM] angela frimpong: what ?
[12:20:40 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Do you really think that a rich, handsome international playboy like me would be seen dead with someone whose face is flatter than a Rubik's cube?
[12:23:00 PM] angela frimpong: why are you insulting me like that thanjs ok
[12:24:08 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Sweaty, the only thing you have going for you is your willingness to get naked and have sex regularly.

I might be able to get you a job on the docks - there are often desparate foreign sailors who don't care what they stick it in.
[12:24:44 PM] angela frimpong: really how honey
[12:25:16 PM] Dr Wang Ho: We'll stick a paper bag on your head, and it will probably up the prcie we can get to $10 a time.
[12:25:23 PM] Dr Wang Ho: What services do you offer?
[12:26:17 PM] angela frimpong: well i will completely my o level this year in the university please
[12:26:49 PM] Dr Wang Ho: OK, guys like oral so that is good. Do you do anal as well?
[12:27:25 PM] angela frimpong: not all tht
[12:28:29 PM] Dr Wang Ho: bondage, S&M or watersports?
[12:28:50 PM] angela frimpong: any by the way i don't have money for that honey
[12:29:03 PM] Dr Wang Ho: You don't need money for it, they will pay you.
[12:29:59 PM] angela frimpong: really so how am i going to fix my self for that honey tell me something
[12:30:27 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I'll make the arrangements for that - don't worry dreary.
[12:31:00 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I know a Dr Jeckyl who will do the necessary to you.
[12:31:50 PM] angela frimpong: really ok honey so when actuyally?
[12:32:07 PM] Dr Wang Ho: When can you get to the airport?
[12:32:42 PM] angela frimpong: o do you know something can we do that online in cam?
[12:33:04 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Do you really think I want to see your ugly face on cam?
[12:34:21 PM] angela frimpong: no am saying can we make that activities that they are going to pay me on webcam or we will meet physical before?
[12:35:01 PM] Dr Wang Ho: How do you plan on having sex with someone on cam? They will want you there.
[12:35:07 PM] Dr Wang Ho: You sure are dumb aren't you.
[12:36:48 PM] angela frimpong: ok honey
[12:36:58 PM] angela frimpong: so are they going to help me come there please?
[12:37:24 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Yes - get to the airport and my jet will pick you up.
[12:39:10 PM] angela frimpong: ok ok can you help me little amount of money to there please
[12:39:40 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Sure, we'll have it ready for you at the airport.
[12:40:36 PM] angela frimpong: yes thatis what am going use at transport to the airport please
[12:40:52 PM] Dr Wang Ho: well how do you expect me to get money to you?
[12:41:48 PM] angela frimpong: via western union money transfer any amount you can afford me please
[12:42:03 PM] Dr Wang Ho: what is western union?
[12:42:30 PM] angela frimpong: western union money transfer or money gram please
[12:42:52 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I have never heard of those. What are they?
[12:43:47 PM] angela frimpong: they bank which help to transfer money please or i should give you an account details for you to send it there for me ?
[12:44:15 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Account details I understand.
[12:44:29 PM] angela frimpong: ok honey
[12:49:03 PM] angela frimpong: Name:Rose Manu Country:Ghana Account number:400 114 590 XX Bank Branch:Suame Uni Bank Swift code:UBGHGHAC
[12:49:32 PM] Dr Wang Ho: You better give me your email address as well.
[12:49:47 PM] angela frimpong: aftre you have send me i will see and get to withdraw it faster ok
[12:50:04 PM] angela frimpong: [email protected]
[12:50:53 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Who is rose?
that is my Mum name
[12:54:34 PM] angela frimpong: please
[12:54:45 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Is she as ugly as you?
[12:54:49 PM] angela frimpong: the account details is for my mum but ma using it now ok
[12:55:00 PM] angela frimpong: so you help me or send it there for me ok
[12:55:05 PM] angela frimpong: hhah
[12:55:29 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I don't think I'll bother to be honest. You're just too fugly to make it worth my while
[12:55:50 PM] angela frimpong: i know you will make us beautiful whe we meet ok
[12:56:16 PM] Dr Wang Ho: It would be cheaper for me to buy a couple of goats and send them to the docks. The sailors won't care.
[12:57:09 PM] angela frimpong: ok so when are you ging to send me that money Doctor
[12:58:36 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I told you, I'm not.
[12:59:48 PM] angela frimpong: what are you not Doctor?
[1:00:08 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I'm not going to send you any money.
[1:00:58 PM] angela frimpong: why are you angry honey?
[1:01:31 PM] Dr Wang Ho: No, I've been chatting to a girl called Dora from Togo and I've decided that she is prettier, so I will send her the money.
[1:02:19 PM] angela frimpong: oh but you are going to help me to become nmore pretty
[1:02:28 PM] angela frimpong: am not the creator honey
[1:02:32 PM] angela frimpong: you need to know right
[1:03:21 PM] Dr Wang Ho: But you're a lost cause to be honest. You are so ugly it would cost a fortune to make you look good enough to just take out in public.
[1:04:01 PM] angela frimpong: oh no honey yo send me your choice please ok
[1:04:16 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Do you know what a warthog is?
[1:04:49 PM] angela frimpong: oh please please am sorry i was created that ok
[1:04:56 PM] angela frimpong: you are only person whp can help me now ok
[1:05:09 PM] angela frimpong: so that when i come and i work there i wil pay you back please ok
[1:05:33 PM] Dr Wang Ho: The only thing that can help you would be for you to lock yourself in a dark room and never leave it.
[1:07:13 PM] angela frimpong: well help me with something please when i come i promise i am going to pay you back please
[1:08:08 PM] Dr Wang Ho: OK. I'll give you some advise for free, but that is all the help I can give.

Go to the local 7-11 and ask them for a brown paper bag. Put that on your head and you will be 100% more attractive.
[1:09:00 PM] angela frimpong: owwwww why are you doing this to me darling
[1:09:44 PM] Dr Wang Ho: It is for your own good my dear. You don't want to spend your life thinking you look like a supermodel when you're more like an Airfix model do you?
[1:12:39 PM] angela frimpong: hhahah
[1:12:44 PM] angela frimpong: you have word rough
[1:14:09 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I'll tell you what I'll do dear, there are specialist sites that cater for people who like creatures like you so I'll pass your details on - give it a couple of days and you'll be famous worldwide.
[1:17:10 PM] angela frimpong: sure ok i will be thankfull for that ok
[1:17:45 PM] Dr Wang Ho: You'll be beating them off with a stick. Are you willing to get intimate with animals on cam? It will widen your appeal.
[1:18:37 PM] angela frimpong: any way you will choose to help me i am there ok
[1:19:13 PM] Dr Wang Ho: OK, I'll post all your details on farmyarddelights.com and tell them you're up for anything.
[1:19:37 PM] angela frimpong: how can it bee honey?
[1:20:32 PM] Dr Wang Ho: I don't think it is a good idea to do it with bees - they might sting you in intimate places.
[1:20:46 PM] angela frimpong: ok
[1:21:04 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Horses, goats, sheep and perhaps a bull.
[1:21:19 PM] Dr Wang Ho: Even chickens and geese might be possible but not bees or wasps.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 2:36 pm

I can't believe they keep talking to you, even after all the insults. And then they send swine! Laughing

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 3:53 pm

I couldn't imagine any of your chats being funnier than the earliest one posted but this one had me choking with laughter! Laughing

Holy crap, that was fantastic! What I love is you you play it so (seemingly) straight while being totally off-the-wall insane. The lads just keep playing along.

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:53 pm

I enjoy absurdist humor quite a bit, and your chats are full of that. The lad confusion is fairly dripping off my screen.

This is why I love putting insane elements into my baits too. The more absurdity we inject into the lads, the less likely real victims will be snared by them.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 12:24 pm

Quote:

[5/14/2014 7:16:17 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[5/14/2014 7:16:36 PM] *** Albert Steptoe has shared contact details with Lovely Princes (F). ***
[10:17:32 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Good morning
[10:18:50 AM] *** Missed call from Lovely Princes (F). ***
[10:34:35 AM] Albert Steptoe: You are real dumb ain't you.
[10:35:28 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I don't get u well please.
[10:36:01 AM] Albert Steptoe: I was hoping that as you are so ugly, you might at least be clever, but it appears you have nothing going for you.
[10:36:44 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Istll don't get well.
[10:37:04 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Because this is the first time we have meet here
[10:37:32 AM] Albert Steptoe: You re dumb and ugly - is that simple enough to understand?
[10:38:32 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes i undersatnd but why do u have to say that am ugly and dumb whiles u don't know me.
[10:39:26 AM] Albert Steptoe: Sweety, on an attractiveness scale that runs from warthog to "Sultry songstress Semolina Gomez", you are so far to the left of warthog that I can't see you.
[10:40:06 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Do u want want to see me.?
[10:40:22 AM] Albert Steptoe: Only if you put a paperbag on your head.
[10:41:07 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay if u say so. I will try to work on that by today so that we can see each.
[10:41:45 AM] Lovely Princes (F): By the way how old are u now and what do u do for the living?
[10:42:15 AM] Albert Steptoe: I am 63 and a rag and bone man.
[10:42:49 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Nice age .Am also 28yrs now and i will be in my 29th this yesr october.
[10:43:04 AM] Lovely Princes (F): What work do u do for now?
[10:44:05 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Hello
[10:44:32 AM] Albert Steptoe: I told you, I am a rag and bone man.
[10:45:01 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Like what because u don't get your words well.
[10:45:07 AM] Lovely Princes (F): You speak Big words.
[10:46:37 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Hello
[10:47:14 AM] Albert Steptoe: I get my words very well, it is just you are too dumb to understand them.
[10:47:59 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I understand what u said now.
[10:48:07 AM] Albert Steptoe: Well done
[10:48:20 AM | Edited 10:48:36 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So what is the meaning of the rag bone.?
[10:48:56 AM] Albert Steptoe: A rag bone is a very rare tropical fish and I buy and sell them.
[10:49:19 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i understands u.
[10:49:30 AM] Albert Steptoe: Have you ever eaten rag bone?
[10:50:12 AM] Lovely Princes (F): It's not all things that i will know as u know that we are all learning from each as we chart.
[10:50:39 AM] Lovely Princes (F): No i haven't eaten reg bone before.
[10:51:43 AM] Albert Steptoe: You should try it - lovely delicate taste. Goes wonderfully with a glass of Ribena
[10:52:18 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i will try to do that my dear.
[10:53:03 AM | Edited 10:53:05 AM] Lovely Princes (F): By the way am Gloria calling from Ghana which can be found in the western part of africa.
[10:54:21 AM] Albert Steptoe: Hello Gloria Calling it is nice to meet you. I am sorry to hear that you are from Ghana, but I'm sure you will get over it.
[10:54:57 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Why are u sorry that am from Ghana?
[10:55:20 AM] Albert Steptoe: It is a third world shithole isn't it?
[10:55:54 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes it is my dear.
[10:56:16 AM] Albert Steptoe: So what is your job then sweaty? I'm guessing rent boy?
[10:57:00 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Am a student my dear.What is the meaning of the rent boy my dear?
[10:57:32 AM] Albert Steptoe: Working the street for money. You look the type although the surgeon did quite a good job on your tits.
[10:58:13 AM] Lovely Princes (F): No am not working on street for money but am a student.
[10:58:42 AM | Edited 10:58:50 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Have u been charting with people from Ghana?
[10:59:23 AM] Albert Steptoe: No, this is my first time. I'm a Ghana charting virgin.
[11:00:14 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Very Happy

This is also my first time to chart with somebody from your country.
[11:00:33 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So how long have u been at skype whiles am new here?
[11:00:50 AM] Albert Steptoe: I've been using Skype since 1978
[11:01:40 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So u mean u have use skype for 36yrs now.?
[11:02:31 AM] Albert Steptoe: Yes that is right - your maths is good. Perhaps you're not as dumb as you look.
[11:02:49 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes am not my dear.
[11:03:01 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So what else do u use skype for .
[11:03:25 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Because i want you to teach me more about skype as am new here.
[11:03:44 AM] Albert Steptoe: Mainly watching porn
[11:04:12 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Porn like what dear?
[11:04:35 AM] Albert Steptoe: Snuff movies, granny porn and a little bit of animal action - just the normal stuff
[11:04:41 AM] Albert Steptoe: I'm not perv
[11:05:00 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i see.
[11:06:12 AM | Edited 11:06:48 AM] Lovely Princes (F): But what i know about skype is to do research and also to chart friends. That is all what i know about skype.So this is my first time for me to know that we can use skype to watch porn.
[11:07:13 AM] Albert Steptoe: Sure you can porn and fluffy kittens that is all there is on the Internet
[11:07:44 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i undersatand.
[11:07:59 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So u don't use skype for internet?
[11:08:53 AM] *** Missed call from Lovely Princes (F). ***
[11:09:15 AM] Albert Steptoe: No, I use skype for cooking dinner
[11:09:38 AM] Lovely Princes (F): How can u use skype to cook my dear.
[11:09:46 AM] Lovely Princes (F): This is strange for me.
[11:10:10 AM] Albert Steptoe: Have you not got the grill option on the menu?
[11:10:36 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes i have got.
[11:11:12 AM] Albert Steptoe: Ok, if you select that option and then put a fish on your keyboard and wait half an hour, it'll be done a treat.
[11:11:55 AM] Lovely Princes (F): This is strange my dear.
[11:12:06 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Are u married with kids.
[11:12:24 AM] Albert Steptoe: No, I've never been maried, I m a widow
[11:13:48 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Oh what a sorrowful story.
[11:13:58 AM] Albert Steptoe: What is sorrowful about it?
[11:15:48 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Am a sad story.
[11:15:59 AM] Albert Steptoe: Are you ?
[11:16:10 AM] Lovely Princes (F): A nice man like u with nice age but no wife.
[11:16:27 AM] Lovely Princes (F): No am not married my dear.
[11:16:31 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I have no kids.
[11:18:11 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I live with my grammy and my junior brother.
[11:19:52 AM] *** Missed call from Lovely Princes (F). ***
[11:23:16 AM] Albert Steptoe: So are there any hot girls in Ghana?
[11:27:36 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Hello u there.
[11:27:44 AM] Lovely Princes (F): We have hot girls here.
[11:27:51 AM] Albert Steptoe: Can you introduce me to any?
[11:28:11 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes i can my dear.
[11:29:01 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I have one pic here she is my friend .if u don't minf can i give u her pic.
[11:29:20 AM] Albert Steptoe: OK, but she's not a ladyboy is she?
[11:29:38 AM] Lovely Princes (F): No she is not.
[11:29:43 AM] Albert Steptoe: That's a shme
[11:30:04 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Why same.
[11:30:11 AM] Albert Steptoe: shame
[11:30:28 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Why.
[11:30:58 AM] Albert Steptoe: I like my girls to hve a little extra.
[11:31:23 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Really.
[11:31:34 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Then i will give u her pic now.
[11:31:48 AM] Albert Steptoe: OK
[11:32:14 AM] *** Lovely Princes (F) sent Monic.jpg ***
[11:33:12 AM] Albert Steptoe: She's OK - I've seen better, but I've also seen worse.
[11:33:46 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So how do she looks for u?
[11:34:22 AM] Albert Steptoe: She needs to shave her moustashe and get her nose done, but I could live with it for a while
[11:34:51 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Really.
[11:35:20 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So do u want me to introduce you to her so that u can meet online to chart each?
[11:35:53 AM] Albert Steptoe: Sure, I guess it could be fun.
[11:36:34 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i will do that as u wish. I hope u love her pic and i will feel happy to live with her or she lives with you my dear.
[11:37:05 AM] Albert Steptoe: She would have to live with me - there's no way I'm living in a straw hut in Ghana
[11:37:32 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I don't get u well my dear
[11:38:15 AM] Albert Steptoe: Try reading more slowly, it will give your brain a chance to digest the big words better.
[11:38:40 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay my dear.
[11:39:06 AM] Albert Steptoe: So what is your friend's name?
[11:39:16 AM | Edited 11:39:34 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Have u ever come to Ghana before?
[11:39:57 AM] Albert Steptoe: Good God no - I only travel to top destintion, Bahamas, Caribean, Clapton on Sands
[11:40:55 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i see. Then i hope because of my friend u can be here one day to see well and how nice she looks like.
[11:41:12 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I think she will also be happy if i tell her about you.
[11:41:24 AM] Albert Steptoe: I'm sure she will as I'm quite a catch.
[11:43:56 AM] Albert Steptoe: *DING*
[11:44:49 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Like what dear.
[11:45:43 AM] *** Call from Lovely Princes (F) ***
[11:45:54 AM] Albert Steptoe: Like what what?
[11:46:15 AM] Lovely Princes (F): DING
[11:46:20 AM] Albert Steptoe: DONG
[11:46:46 AM] Lovely Princes (F): What is the meaning my dear.
[11:46:58 AM] Albert Steptoe: The meaning of what? Life?
[11:47:20 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay.
[11:48:07 AM] Lovely Princes (F): So will u mind if i give her your skype id after i have tell her more about you and she will register for skype to add you to her skype.
[11:48:43 AM] Albert Steptoe: I can't wait dreary.
[11:49:11 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Why u can't .
[11:49:32 AM] Albert Steptoe: I'm excited to meet such a hot babe as your friend
[11:50:12 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Really then i have to stop and not to tell he nothing do u want to to stop ?
[11:50:15 AM] *** Lovely Princes (F) sent sweet.jpg ***
[11:50:23 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Another pic of her.
[11:50:31 AM] Lovely Princes (F): She is my best friend.
[11:51:07 AM] Albert Steptoe: No, you have to introduce her to me.
[11:52:24 AM] Lovely Princes (F): She is good and love. I have been friendship with her for soo many years and he wants a man who will love her but not just any man who don't have love.
[11:53:21 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Aside to care much for her. for my friend she is good and nice to meet you if i tell her good deeds about you.
[11:53:58 AM] Albert Steptoe: OK, well here are some good things about me to tell her.
[11:54:07 AM] Albert Steptoe: I phone my mom every evening.
[11:54:15 AM] Albert Steptoe: I help old ladies cross the road.
[11:54:22 AM] Albert Steptoe: I love fluffy kittens.
[11:54:27 AM] Albert Steptoe: I'm hung like a donkey.
[11:54:49 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay my dear i will tell good deads about you so don't worry.
[11:55:11 AM] Albert Steptoe: What is her name, so I know it is her contacting me.
[11:55:28 AM] Lovely Princes (F): I hope she will love if i tell her about you with good names.
[11:55:41 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Her name is monica.
[11:56:09 AM] Albert Steptoe: OK, like santa monica?
[11:56:46 AM | Edited 11:56:49 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Where from the santa my dear.?
[11:57:04 AM] Albert Steptoe: I went there once. Nice plce, but full of bloody Americans.
[11:57:29 AM] Lovely Princes (F): REALLY.
[11:58:04 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Then i will tellher all about that and the sweet name u have given to her.
[11:58:28 AM] Albert Steptoe: Is she a virgin?
[11:58:51 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes she is my dear.
[11:59:06 AM] Albert Steptoe: Tell her she won't be after 5 minutes with me.
[12:00:07 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She has never meet no man in life before and she is looking for real man to love. But if i tell her more about you with good names i hope she will love and trust me too because we have been friends for soo many years.
[12:00:35 PM] Albert Steptoe: You can tell her I have my own business and all my own teeth and a full head of hair.
[12:00:59 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i will dear.
[12:01:22 PM] Lovely Princes (F): You just live everything to me and i will do things so simple for u.
[12:01:40 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I hope u are not going to treat her bad.?
[12:02:37 PM] Albert Steptoe: No, I'll treat her how she deserves to be treated.
[12:02:44 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Hello u there
[12:03:11 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She is good so u have to treat her good too
[12:03:35 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I hope for sure that u will love her much if she try to chart with you at skype.
[12:04:05 PM] Albert Steptoe: Tell her to hit me up when she's ready and I'll give her some nice cht.
[12:04:43 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay i will.
[12:05:14 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Wait for a minute i want to call her number now and ask from her if she have skype id.
[12:05:37 PM] Albert Steptoe: OK take your time.
[12:06:10 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Why are u afraid for me to ask her now.
[12:06:35 PM] Albert Steptoe: What are you talking about?
[12:07:12 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I mean why do u tell me to take time whiles i want to call her and see if she have skype id so that i can give u now.
[12:07:44 PM] Albert Steptoe: I dont want you to rush and make a mistake. You might misdial and I could end up chatting to a trucker called Barry
[12:09:26 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Why are u afraid to chart with her.
[12:09:57 PM] Albert Steptoe: Do you actually understand English or are you a Martian?
[12:10:40 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Am not Martian.
[12:11:21 PM] Albert Steptoe: YOu're just dumb then?
[12:11:42 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Why do u want to insult me now.
[12:12:09 PM] Albert Steptoe: It was a compliment darling.
[12:12:21 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay.
[12:12:43 PM | Edited 12:13:22 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I call her number now and she told me that she uses yahoo messenger so if u have yahoo messenger u can chart with her.
[12:15:03 PM] *** Call from Lovely Princes (F) ***
[12:15:29 PM] Albert Steptoe: OK, what is her ID?
[12:16:05 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Her id is [email protected]
[12:16:16 PM] Albert Steptoe: That's a mouthful
[12:16:21 PM] Albert Steptoe: (a bit like me)
[12:16:44 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Do u have yahoo messanger?
[12:16:51 PM] Albert Steptoe: No
[12:17:08 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Then how are u going to chart with her?
[12:17:26 PM] Albert Steptoe: Psychic interaction.
[12:17:47 PM] Lovely Princes (F): So when
[12:18:11 PM] Albert Steptoe: Tell her to empty her mind and I'll connect with her now.
[12:18:29 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Oky i will tell her.
[12:18:49 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I will go her place today so am going to tell her more about that.
[12:19:12 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She will also be waiting for u soon
[12:19:22 PM] Albert Steptoe: OK when she is ready tell her to think of a number between 1 and 3 and I will contact her
[12:20:38 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She is ready all the time because i have tell her to wait for u on yahoo and u will soon contact her.
[12:21:00 PM] Albert Steptoe: OK you tell her to sit on Yahoo until I contact her.
[12:21:42 PM] Lovely Princes (F): But i want to know if u can contact her so soon.
[12:21:58 PM] Lovely Princes (F): So that she can wait for u there.
[12:23:56 PM] Albert Steptoe: Yes, it will be soon
[12:24:28 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay then i will call her to be on line.
[12:26:05 PM] Albert Steptoe: You do that.
[12:26:18 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay .
[12:27:14 PM] Albert Steptoe: Tell her to wearsomething sexy
[12:27:36 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I have tell her so i think she will be waiting for u there.
[12:27:50 PM] Albert Steptoe: Good tell me when sheis ready.
[12:28:05 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She is sexy all the time and i hope u will feel good to chart with her.
[12:28:26 PM] Albert Steptoe: There's medication she can take for that.
[12:28:54 PM | Edited 12:29:03 PM] Lovely Princes (F): What medication are u talking about.?
[12:29:20 PM] Albert Steptoe: To cure her constant arrousal
[12:30:24 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Hello dear she is ready online so u can contact her.
[12:30:32 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She just call me now.
[12:31:19 PM] *** Missed call from Lovely Princes (F). ***
[12:31:40 PM] Albert Steptoe: I am trying but she doesn't answer
[12:33:27 PM] Lovely Princes (F): I have ask her now and she told me that no message here.
[12:33:47 PM] Albert Steptoe: OK, tell her to ping me [email protected]
[12:36:52 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She said i should tell u to add her.
[12:37:16 PM] Albert Steptoe: I did, but if she can't see me she should add me
[12:37:20 PM] Lovely Princes (F): She have send you request and the request is pending.
[12:38:19 PM] *** Call from Lovely Princes (F) ***
[12:38:40 PM] Albert Steptoe: OK, I'm having trouble connecting - tell her as soon as I can login I'll answer her.
[12:38:52 PM] Lovely Princes (F): Okay.

The email address [email protected] is a random love lad who is always demanding Yahoo chats - I hope they'll be happy together Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 5:25 pm

Quote:

[11:09:15 AM] Albert Steptoe: No, I use skype for cooking dinner
[11:09:38 AM] Lovely Princes (F): How can u use skype to cook my dear.
[11:09:46 AM] Lovely Princes (F): This is strange for me.
[11:10:10 AM] Albert Steptoe: Have you not got the grill option on the menu?
[11:10:36 AM] Lovely Princes (F): Yes i have got.
[11:11:12 AM] Albert Steptoe: Ok, if you select that option and then put a fish on your keyboard and wait half an hour, it'll be done a treat.
[11:11:55 AM] Lovely Princes (F): This is strange my dear.

Brilliant! clapping

and

Quote:

[12:07:44 PM] Albert Steptoe: I dont want you to rush and make a mistake. You might misdial and I could end up chatting to a trucker called Barry

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 7:00 pm

What are you drinking when you do this?

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

Christ almighty. I was wondering why you were changing your name on skype about as frequently as you shower. Now I know way to much. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 11:28 pm

I am laughing so hard right now. Great chats and I bow_down

to your brilliance and ability to come up with that wit on a moments notice.

I can't believe they think after a few lines of chat and you'll send money. Someone trained them well, I am sure a real victim would say "goodbye" real quick!

I don't understand why they ask if you use yahoo chat when you are chatting on Skype?

I am going to have to log in to Skype and have some fun, too. I know I will get nothing like you have, but I can waste their time! I need a bit of a break, so I will sign up under another username.

I see there is another incarnation of Mark Williams. Isn't he the one who has a huge thread at ScamWarners? I think the real life Mark Williams is aware of his profile being used, sad. Sad

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 4:16 pm

Quote:

[6/12/2014 11:46:18 AM] fati.zakari95: qq
[6/12/2014 1:21:32 PM] *** The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR has shared contact details with fati.zakari95. ***
[6/12/2014 4:27:29 PM] fati.zakari95: hello how are u doing dear
[6/12/2014 4:32:10 PM] *** Missed call from fati.zakari95. ***
[6/12/2014 4:32:22 PM] fati.zakari95: please can we have chat now
[6/12/2014 5:33:05 PM] fati.zakari95: hi
[8:59:19 AM] fati.zakari95: hello
[8:59:35 AM] fati.zakari95: how are u doing please can we have chat now
[8:59:53 AM] *** Missed call from fati.zakari95. ***
[9:00:35 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: What do you want?
[9:01:56 AM] fati.zakari95: please i want to be ur frind
[9:02:15 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: THat is good, I don't have any frinds
[9:02:23 AM] fati.zakari95: ok good
[9:02:28 AM] fati.zakari95: nice to meet u
[9:02:36 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I wish I could say the same
[9:02:58 AM] fati.zakari95: good my sear
[9:03:03 AM] fati.zakari95: am single here
[9:03:10 AM] fati.zakari95: what about u
[9:03:11 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: That's a shame
[9:03:15 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I am windowed
[9:03:50 AM] fati.zakari95: oh sorry to hear that
[9:04:01 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Don't be, I'm not
[9:04:21 AM] fati.zakari95: ok
[9:04:39 AM] fati.zakari95: do u have any friend from africa
[9:05:08 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Only my gay lover prince Umbongo from Kenya. Do you know him?
[9:05:29 AM] fati.zakari95: oh no
[9:05:47 AM] fati.zakari95: so what work u do
[9:06:10 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I am the MP for Upper Felching
[9:06:23 AM] fati.zakari95: woow
[9:07:19 AM] fati.zakari95: what are u doing now
[9:07:22 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: What is your job?
[9:07:31 AM] fati.zakari95: i lost my job
[9:07:41 AM] fati.zakari95: i have shop but fire burn it
[9:08:35 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: That is a shame, but at least the insurance will pay out.
[9:09:38 AM] fati.zakari95: i dont have insurance
[9:09:55 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Well that's just plain dumb.
[9:10:47 AM] fati.zakari95: really
[9:11:47 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes, you should always have insurance and plenty of it. I insured my garden shed for £1,000,000 and burned it down so I could buy a new car
[9:13:23 AM] fati.zakari95: oh ok
[9:13:30 AM] fati.zakari95: i see
[9:13:58 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Insurance fraud sweety, it's the only way to make real money.
[9:14:05 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Do you have a house?
[9:14:27 AM] fati.zakari95: no
[9:14:35 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Where do you live then?
[9:15:06 AM] fati.zakari95: it rent
[9:15:30 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK well that doesn't matter. How much do you think the house is worth?
[9:16:47 AM] fati.zakari95: i dont know yet
[9:17:23 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, here's what you do. Get the house valued, then take out insuracne for twice the value. OK.
[9:17:52 AM] fati.zakari95: ok
[9:18:24 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Then get some petrol and pour it all around your shack OK.
[9:19:01 AM] fati.zakari95: ok
[9:19:19 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Then set fire to the hovel and claim on the insurance
[9:19:22 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: EASY MONEY
[9:19:46 AM] fati.zakari95: it ok
[9:19:51 AM] fati.zakari95: what are u doing now
[9:20:04 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I'm just preparing for a session in the chamber
[9:20:19 AM] fati.zakari95: ok
[9:20:30 AM] fati.zakari95: have u been africa before
[9:20:42 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Oh God no, can't stand the place
[9:21:03 AM] fati.zakari95: why
[9:21:15 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It's full of those big animals that eat you.
[9:21:56 AM] fati.zakari95: no
[9:22:22 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes, ephelants, tigers, drop bears
[9:23:08 AM] fati.zakari95: all in bush
[9:23:25 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: You keep them in your bush, WOW
[9:23:42 AM] fati.zakari95: yes
[9:24:11 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, I have to go for a while. We're discussing new legislation to abolish Justin Beiber.
[10:31:21 AM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It was a long hard fought debate, but in the end we were able to convince the neighsayers that Justin Bieber presents a clear threat to good music and he will now be declared illegal in the UK from next year. Unfortunately, we had to sanction the honerable member for Lower Knobbing as he failed to declare a vested interest, vis. he is a member of the Bieber fan club.
[11:20:40 AM] fati.zakari95: oh ok
[11:21:34 AM] fati.zakari95: are u there
[3:55:18 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes, were you out buying the petrol?
[3:57:58 PM] fati.zakari95: buy petrol for what
[3:58:15 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Burning your house down for the insurance job?
[3:59:01 PM] fati.zakari95: thank u if u want me well u will not tell me that ok
[3:59:32 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I'm trying to help you dear, it's the only way you will get any money.
[4:01:53 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: BONG
[4:02:34 PM] fati.zakari95: it ok i dont have house ok
[4:03:17 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, so what's your thoughts on the Jordan situation? We've got a big debate on it later?
[4:03:46 PM] fati.zakari95: who is jordan
[4:04:12 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: You must know about Jordan, do you not watch the world news?
[4:04:38 PM] fati.zakari95: no
[4:05:03 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Doesn't matter, we're having a massdebate over Jordan later.
[4:05:22 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: It won't be the first time she's had a hundreed guys wanking over her.
[4:05:38 PM] fati.zakari95: ok
[4:06:49 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Sorry, that was a political joke, a bit like Ed Miliband.
[4:07:39 PM] fati.zakari95: ok
[4:08:06 PM | Edited 4:08:17 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: So hows the wheeling and dealing going then?
[4:09:06 PM] fati.zakari95: i dont know any thing about what u are talking about
[4:09:26 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: There's no need to apologise for being dumb
[4:16:53 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: BONG
[4:38:14 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Are you still alive?
[4:38:47 PM] fati.zakari95: yes
[4:39:11 PM] fati.zakari95: i dont understand ur words
[4:39:15 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Good, I didn't hear from you and was worried you had forgotten to keep breathing.
[4:40:40 PM] fati.zakari95: what work u do
[4:41:25 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I told you that when you asked me before
[4:41:46 PM] fati.zakari95: i forget it
[4:42:04 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I'm a male stripper in a go go bar.
[4:42:32 PM] fati.zakari95: ok
[4:42:49 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: So, what job do you do?
[4:43:19 PM] fati.zakari95: fire burn my shop am not working
[4:43:51 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Oh, that's a shame, but at least the insurance will cover it.

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:40 pm

Quote:

[5/15/2014 12:38:16 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[5/15/2014 12:38:47 PM] *** Albert Steptoe has shared contact details with FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA. ***
[8:17:27 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: hello
[8:18:44 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Can you hang on 5 minutes. Got a porn vid on the go and if I pause it now, it will take me forever to get hard again.
[8:19:29 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: alright
[8:23:44 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: SSoorrrrrryy aaabboooouutttttttttt ttttttttttttthhhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttttt
[8:23:56 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Oh, hang on sticky keys I'll get a hankie
[8:25:12 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: OK, I recommend the movie - "Loving my mother and sister" - Redneck porn at its best.
[8:25:30 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: ok
[8:25:40 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: are you done?
[8:25:57 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes, I'll be flacid for a while.
[8:26:45 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: oh ok
[8:26:55 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: take care
[8:27:06 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: And you, so what can I do for you sir?
[8:30:27 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: am here for a honest man to spend the rest of my life with
[8:30:42 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: are married?
[8:30:54 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: No, I am happily single
[8:32:15 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: can we buip?ild up a strong relationsh
[8:32:36 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I don't know, what are your thoughts on fantasy role play?
[8:32:41 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: do you have kids?
[8:32:54 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Oh, no that is illegal here
[8:33:38 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: ok
[8:34:06 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: can we build up a strong relationship?
[8:34:18 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: What are your thoughts on sexual role play?
[8:36:42 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: am very interested
[8:37:11 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I like a Teacher and Schoolgirl scenario. Are you willing to dress as a teacher?
[8:38:21 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: can we build up a strong relationship?
[8:38:45 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: If you are willing to dress like a teacher and spank me like a naughty little girl then yes.
[8:39:27 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: do you use whatapp?
[8:39:52 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Is that some sort of strap on?
[8:40:54 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: i want to stay in touch with you always
[8:41:29 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I'd like to touch you always as well. We'll be like a pair of Siamese twins
[8:42:13 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: oh ok
[8:42:28 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: where are you from?
[8:42:58 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Lower Felching in The Alley
[8:43:10 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: And you?
[8:44:32 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: USA but now in Ghana for my masters degree
[8:45:01 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Ah, Ghana the leading light of the academic world.
[8:45:06 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: what do you do for a living?
[8:45:27 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I often wish I had gone to Ghana for my Phd rather than Oxford.
[8:45:46 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I am the Member of Parliment for Felching and Minister for Odd Affairs
[8:46:00 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: ok it very good here
[8:46:13 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: I heard it was a shithole?
[8:52:17 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: You still there or have I got time for another DVD?
[8:55:11 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: am here dear
[8:55:54 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Transfer $5 million to the offshore account
[8:56:24 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: for what dear?
[8:56:49 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Sorry, ignore that. I've got my broker on chat in another window and picked the wrong one.
[8:57:09 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: So sir, what are you studying?
[8:57:52 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: Business in management Studies
[8:58:28 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Ah, so your aim in life is to be a "Manager" or a "Consultant" then?
[8:59:15 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: both could be possible
[8:59:41 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Don't do it dear, get an honest job. Prostituion, drug dealing, something like that.
[9:00:27 PM] FRANCISCA OWUSUWAA: are you ok?
[9:00:48 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: Yes dear, I've just taken my medication so I'll be fine in a minute.
[9:06:21 PM] The Right Hon. Sir Edward Upper-Crust MP, OBE CBE MFI BAR: (heart)