Genuine homeless experience far from home (Safari)

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:35 pm

Our lads have called my character 8 times in the last two hours, nine times if you count the attempt on skype. Sadly, as Dr. Mike would say, I have to work and can't pick-up my baiter phone. Plus my character is in Monrovia, sorting out the chaos from the injured manager at the SH.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:25 pm

RL issues while having a safari is always a bother. What I would do is to offer them to go to Monrovia now and when they refuse you can tell that that you will be back in just three days so all they need to do is to hang tight. Needless to say, if they still hang around after that time you make the same offer again as you had to stay just a little longer.

But, where is the call where the lads got the news that no persons with the faces of the chopped photos were found at the lorry park. I have been waiting for that.

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:32 pm

Choppa is going to post it. Still don't understand what he said!

ETA- Bad things happened in Bouake:

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We hope and pray everything goes on well over there in Monrovia and we
also keep the Manager who was invlove in the accident in our prayers
xxxxxx. We lost for 4 days now and noting better for us, We know you
did your best in finding our location but you should have give your
driver our number so that he will call to see who he is coming to meet
but you didnt do that and we slept on street without food, money, bath
even how to talk to someone who is willing to help is difficult for us
here as you dont also speak French xxxxxx.

We walk for 3 hours before we can get access to internet and as at
now we dont know how to pay for our bill here at the cyber cafe, But
in the Almighty Lord we trust and we know you would not like anything
bad to happen to us because the whole house is fasting and praying for
things to go on well for us over here and this our 4 days but had
never found the way to the hotel xxxxx, About the picture your driver
is holding now, we have explained everything to Mr Johannes yesterday
mid night and he understood us xxxxx, We will wait for you and you
know without your driver coming we can not move because we do not know
where we are xxxxx.

We bought a new sim card here so that incase of anything we can call
or text us and give it to the driver who will be coming to pick us
xxxxxx. This our new number as we still in Ivory Coast +225xxxxxx we
will be expecting your call or text us the drivers number so that we
call to tell him what we are wearing at the moment. We have the
orphanage id on our neck.

Lastly we want to inform you that we lost 1 of our bag with money,
iphone 5 and some other valuable personal items which was donated to
us by an FM station, madam. The same thing can repeat it self again
if you do not get us out of the street xxxxxx,

Hoping to receive your call, text or your driver call or text Please
xxxxx you are our only hope as at now, Please do not let us sleep on
the street for the four day , we are counting on your words and
promises xxxxx , Stay blessed and best wishes to you as well.
We are very sorry to hear about the incident in Liberia and we are
praying for you all. The Good Lord will put every thing in order just
as it should be. The peace bof the Lord be with you all;
Stay Blessed and have a Blessed day.

So a bag of valuables has been stolen-I did tell him to keep his receipts, correct?

I think my phone was smashed at the airport.

Edit to obfuscate phone number - JF

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:09 pm

Nothing like a couple of totally forked lads to make me smile.
Congrats! Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:21 pm

The usual lad embellishing lies:

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we slept on street without food, money...We bought a new sim card here

I think another week or two on the road might actually do them some good.

Also looking forward to hearing that other call.

Great bait!

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:32 pm

***Update***

Choppah will be posting the calls etc. but our lads have decided it's all a fake and are going back to Ghanna. But they have yet to meet a certain employee of SH....

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:43 pm

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our lads have decided it's all a fake

How ridiculous! What possible reason could people have to mislead those upstanding young men? Perish the thought.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:13 am

I know! How irrational! Here's part of the email, I had to edit for security reasons:

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We are beginning to think that all this is fake. You, xxxxx ,your entire xxxxxx and your organization is fake.
How on earth can you give us a hotel which do not exist.Each time we Google your hotel we do not get
any information . Not a single person knows your so called hotel safari. xxxxx GAVE US THE ONE IN Liberia. When we Google , there is no hotel like that any where in Liberia , it only
gives us the road and nothing is said about your so called safari hotel. We think all this is scam, God forgive you all if it is indeed scam because you are playing and toying with peoples lives .
How come your driver only comes around in the evenings and not day time. Why does
he not come during the day time ,which is much easier to locate our selves. You told us that you gave the driver our number and still days now not a single call from him. How come . We just do not understand. We think all this is fake.
We called the home and told them that you are not real . Every thing is fake.
We are poor but we have never slept on the streets before ,talk less of another country
where we do not know any one,we barely sleep. We stand 6 hours every evening waiting
for your so called driver to pick us up and he never shows up. No sensible person
in this modern age will go looking for some one he does not know and will not call the
person to find where he or she is . Is that your so called driver serious in life. Is he
an illiterate or what.
If any thing should happen to us in this war zone , where you claim your hotel is
our blood will be on your hands.
Tell me if you can stay for 4 days without bathing, wearing the same cloths, sleeping on the street for 4 days in a country you have never been to , and 1 out of 50 people here speak very little English. Do you enjoy watching us suffer, Sir.
We have sold our mobile phone and we are heading towards home ,Ghana.
God knows we have done our best to get here and you have done little to come pick us up.
You can give the money to another orphanage us your suggested earlier.With or without your help God will continue to take care of us and our orphanage. We are very DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU SIR, you have really wasted our precious time and resources . God forgive you because we
have forgiven you for all your fake stories.. We are fed up.

Bullcrap on selling the mobile phone-I'm still getting a dozen calls a day and so is Choppah, even though I told him my driver and I were attacked at Monrovia airport and my phone was smashed. I had to borrow one from a SH guest to speak to him. This am 's message from my ipad will be a tad irate.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 6:48 am

This mail have something poetic over it. A great display of lad suffering.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

I need to edit the calls before I can post them and I'll have time for that during the weekend.

BTW this is a great example of the fact that the lads aren’t that smart... They whine all the time in emails, phone calls and texts that they don't have any food and are starving. But when they're asked to send a picture of themselves so that the driver know how he should pick up they send a picture of themselves from a restaurant with food on their table:

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:37 am

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Do you enjoy watching us suffer, Sir.

Yes, I enjoy it very much. Thank you Da Dallah Choppa and Capone for the entertainment.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

the right one is a vulkan...

more or less....

for comparison: tuvok

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:36 am

^^^

Congrats on the safari, guys. Love seeing such lad pain.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:40 am

Well done

surfering and strededness! I approve wholeheartedly.

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:00 am

Straneded under hash conditions. So nice to hear!

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:51 pm

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Tell me if you can stay for 4 days without bathing, wearing the same cloths, sleeping on the street for 4 days in a country you have never been to , and 1 out of 50 people here speak very little English.

Yes, although I was in the army back then. I think I'm familiar with how miserable they're feeling.

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Do you enjoy watching us suffer, Sir.

Yep

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We are very DISAPPOINTED ... you have really wasted our precious time and resources ... We are fed up.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

The lads are back and ready for some more punishment Cool

They now believe that it was actually Mr R@ndy T0m that fucked the whole thing up! TM send this email from R@ndys email:

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guy check ver1 well. i cum now 2 t1me an u no the1r.u w@n me 2 cum dey again 2mor0 u sen mi mon1 bi western union. checck my detil bel0w.

i call u 2moro fo d1 m.t.c.n. if u no sen di m0ni i tell di fukin white mugu geoffrey dat 1 cum agin an i no c u. u get m1 cle@r?

receiver: mb@yo wa mbay0
address: bouake, cote d'ivoire
amount: $50 uSd
test question: what we have?
anser: gun$ and cutl@ss

Got this text from the lads this morning:

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S1r go0d afternoon the driver y0u sent to come and p1ck us is @sking us to send him 50$ before he will c0me to pick u$. he said unti1 we send the he will n0t come sir. Please s0rry for our email yesterd@y it was out anger s1r sorry sorry

After that TM used his sound board and called the lads as Mr R@ndy:
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/aH1shqP8ba/Capone_DDC_Lads_Boauke_20_Mar_.html

And later I called the lads, They are VERY confused: Laughing

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/d66nGd4Yba/2014-03-20_16-04-25_computer_r.html

And after the call the lads sent this:

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Sir y0u see the driver is demand1ng money from us before he w1ll
call to come and pick u$. The driver you sending t0 us is a sc@mmer.
He want us to send h1m money before he will c0me to pick us Sir. And
if that the deal you went for with him then a1l t0 God. The guy never
c@me to where we told you we are S1r. Below is the email he sent us
yesterday night Sir. He never c@lled ans only cal1ed this afterno0n
asking if we have made the p@yment Sir Please you will have t0 do
something about this
because we are st1ll on street Sir

Huge thanks to The Monsignor for his Mr R@andy acting!

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Auch, just got this text from the lads:

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S1r he threatened us t0 kill us because he knows here m0re th@n we do Sir And he h@s got our p1ctures too.

Please Sir We are very s0rry about the ema1l we sent to Madam D0nna. Please help us apol0gize t0
her and the [email protected] to read from y0u soon Sir. GOD BLESS YOU
AND STAY BLESSED

Not just living on the street for the fourth day (plus the three days of traveling with bus) but now they are scared too that some lunatic will kill them because they didn't pay him 50 USD...

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:02 pm

This is work on another level guys,this must be one of the
Best ones I have read in a very long time Twisted Evil

The twists and turns have set an already high bar a bit higher.
Keep up the good work Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:27 pm

From the Lads' call with Johannes:

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...and he even call Mr Geoffrey a ‘f***ing white man’....he said if we don’t pay him that $50 he will call ‘the f***ing white Mr Geoffrey’ that he came there and he couldn’t find us again.

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Sir, we are afraid of that driver because he is threatening our life here. The driver say he will kill us if he meet us. He have our picture now.

I have been spontaneously laughing all afternoon!

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:38 pm

Great bait, I don't even know where to begin with this post. A star up and comer (Choppa) + a trained pro (Capone) = Pure Lad Pain

Looking forward to this one going many more miles!

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you are playing and toying with peoples lives .

The lad quotes here lately have been chock full of irony...

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Tell me if you can stay for 4 days without bathing, wearing the same cloths, sleeping on the street for 4 days in a country you have never been to

Did that on several occasions in my youth!

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They whine all the time in emails, phone calls and texts that they don't have any food and are starving. But when they're asked to send a picture of themselves so that the driver know how he should pick up they send a picture of themselves from a restaurant with food on their table:

Keeping this reference for the next idiot who passes through yammering about how tough they have things, they're just doing it because they're poor, etc!

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the right one is a vulkan...

LMAO! I'm sure it's him!