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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:49 pm |
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I personally don't enjoy Valentine's Day as a woman who have now been divorced longer than I was married (14 years). However, this year is providing some much needed laughter as I gather the valentines from my love lads.
Here are just a few of my inbox treats. Feel free to share some of yours and Happy Valentines Day!
James
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The stars are jealous of your famous sparkle.
Honey,there is something special about you!Your smile cuts as deep as the sharpest knife,cause you are the apple of my life |
TS
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From the Day I met you
And your eyes swept me off my feet
Your life style that made me melt
I knew you were the one
Plenty of laughter when I got Rickrolled
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. |
HJ
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| I am awash in the great ocean of your love. |
And William
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| My love , body, spirit and entire soul is abiding with you wherever you go. I will never find another lover more precious to you, because you are close to me just like my mother, you are close to me just like my father, brother, and sister, You are the only one, my everything |
Nothing like a hint of incest  |
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"I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
  Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
 Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:56 pm |
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I don't buy cards with verses written by failed poets, probably trapped in loveless marriages. I don't buy her flowers with a 500% markup. Today, I did write my lovely a poem of love, original and heartfelt. Would you like me to share it with the class? |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:20 pm |
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Oh please do! |
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"I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:23 pm |
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You know your topic will become NSFW? |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:25 pm |
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To my lady.
"Pour me beer,
Let me have sex on your face,
Get in the kitchen,
Make my tea, bitch.
Woman of mine,
know thy place!"
Last Valentines night "WE" became pregnant and have a lovely baby daughter who will make sure none of that happens tonight! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:44 pm |
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Serves you right, Ewok. Now get the missus her tea! |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:30 pm |
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Plenty of laughter when I got Rickrolled
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 6:51 am |
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^^^^
Classic, didn't know love lads were into Rick Astley |
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maneater66
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Joined: 18 Aug 2012
Posts: 9
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Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:44 am |
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I got this last night - a day late but I won´t punish him to hard for it...
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I wish you love and happiness on this beautiful day of valentine babe....
EXPLAINING VALENTINE: V...is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine. A...is for I will Always be yours. L...is for Love at its most extreme. E...is for Everlasting love; Ecstatic love. N...is for Never-ending love. T...is for we will Always be Together forever. I...is for you being Intelligent and Innocent; N...is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to. E...is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting.
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