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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mary is confused:




Subject: Re: Calvary message
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 17:33:25 +0100



Dear father William,
May the almighty GOD continue lifting you because of your good work and
also
for the feeling you have in helping suffering humanities.I pray that
the GOD
of Abraham will continue filling you with the most powerful anointing
so you
will continue your miraclious work.
Father i read the mail below which you send to the security company but
didn't understand what you and the security company is discussing.Have
they
confirm the consignment informations or what,please father explain to
me the
situation of thing between you and them.
Father please continue putting the hospital authority in prayers too,so
the
will have patient until you receive the consignment to enable me pay
them
all am owning them.I waiting beside my computer to read from you soon.
May the king of kings be with you.
Your sister in christ,
Mary Jones.

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I explain it to her.....


Subject: Re: Calvary message
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>


Sister Mary,
Thank you for your kinds words.
The issue between myself and the Security Company may cause our business dealings to come to an end.
The reason was outlined in my letter to Mr. Lee...re-read it carefully.

Our Diocese WILL NOT do business with any slopeheaded, slant-eyed gook commie bastards....Dear Lord forgive me for saying the "B" word.....

Sorry Mary....hope you rest in peace when after this Mr. Lee lets you die a sad lonely death.

Father Will

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She's still confused.....must be all the medication they are giving her.



bject: Re: Calvary message
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 17:17:55 +0100


Dear Father William,
May the almighty be with you,i has been very down.But thanks be to GOD
am
able to reply your letter now.Father when are you receiving the
consignment?all my hope rest on you and will continue praying for you
to
receive the consignment soon,because am going through many distobance
with
the hospital autority as i has been explaining to you.
May the good GOD be with you,
Your sister in Christ,
Mary

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I explain again...give a little slap, and have not heard back from her yet this afternoon.



To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>


Dear Mary,
Are you not reading my other mails?
We have a problem with the Security Company, and I'm afraid they are just going to let you die and go to hell.

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A response from the Security Company:






From: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 06:36:05 +0800
Subject: WAITING TO ROUND UP WITH YOU


ATTN:
FATHER WILLIAM U.TUCHME,
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT EXTACTLY YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU IN THIS ASPECT.THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU,WITHOUT YOU PASSING THROUGH OUR NORMAL PROCEDURES.SO SIR AM SORRY IF YOU CAN'T FORWARD THE REQUESTED INFORMATIONS TO US.WE NEED THEM FOR CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THE CONSIGNMENT AND ALSO FOR DELIVERY OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU AS YOU WHERE NOT THE ORIGNAL DEPOSITOR.I BELIEVE YOU ARE CLEARED WITH MY EXPLANATION.

MR XIAN LEE

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My response to them:



From: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: WAITING TO ROUND UP WITH YOU
To: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]>


Mr. Lee,
No offense to you personally, but I cannot excjubrigate this business with a man of your ethnic background.
I am sure your are a very conjugal individual, however would it be possible for someone other than yourself to abrivate the remainder of our cumfilliations?

I really wish to help Sister Mary, so perhaps another officer of the company can take over for you?
I am willing to provide the information other than the phone number.
I have told you and Sister Mary SEVERAl times that WE DO NOT HAVE A PHONE AT THE MINISTRY.....do you understand?

In the name of our Holy God and Father,
Father Will

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And a quick note to Mary before she dies in the hospital:



From: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: Calvary message
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>


I just received another mail from the Security Company....Mary, we are so close to connubial bliss, but I just can't do business with Mr. Lee. It is against my cunnilinguistic aptitudialities.
I have asked him to have another officer of the company contact me to finish our busienss.
Pray like hell, Mary that God's will be done.
As the Lord says in Ejachullations 7:42....."blessed are they that drink from the fount of spuwage, that they may be proteinated before the Lord...."

Father Will U. Tuchme

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Goatman
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rxb Mxxxxgan wrote:
And a quick note to Mary before she dies in the hospital:


RB,
You are already a master!
We'll have to call you "The Natural."

I'm proud to have run an eBay scam bait with ya, bud!
Wink Very Happy

McGoo
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank you, Sir.

I'll be getting back to that eBay biz in awhile too.....but I'm gonna have a little fun here first.

I ran the engine bait with 4 other people also...got 3 to go to WU!!!

Let me know if you wanna cook up some 3-way bait action on eBay Shocked

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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nomugu
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rob -

That was good, I got some good laughs from that one! Laughing

Great wordage, I wonder if the lads bothered to try and look some of them up to see just what in the hell you were saying to them. Very Happy

How long did you keep her strung out, from the start of the bait until the end?
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's not over yet!!!

It's been going on for almost 3 weeks now.

Here's the latest from the Security Company....seems I no longer have to deal with the evil Communist Bastard....Mr. Lee



From: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 22:07:24 +0800
Subject: MR COLLIN FROM LINUX GLOBAL TRUST


ATTN:
FATHER WILLIAM U.TUCHME,
I HAVE ORDERED FROM OUR U.K REGIONAL HEADQUATER TO TAKE OVER FROM MR XIAN LEE THE OFFICER INCHARGE OF FOREIGN CONSIGNMENT DEPARTMENT.AFTER SEEING YOUR COMPLAIN,THAT WAS WHY I WAS ORDERED TO HANDLE YOUR TRANSACTION.

MR LEE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT REMAINS YOU TO FORWARD SOME REQUESTED INFORMATIONS FORCHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AND ALSO TO PAY OUR HANDLING CHARGES FEES SO WE CAN DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT.WELL SIR AS YOU JUST EXPLAINED THAT YOUR MINISTRY DON'T HAVE PHONE NUMBER RIGHT NOW,GO HEAD AND FORWARD THE REMAINIG INFORMATION TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
AM WILLING TO ROUND UP EVERYTHING AND ALSO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT UNDER 24HOURS.
REGARDS,
MR ILOKA COLLIN IFEANYI.
HEAD OF DESPATCH DEPARTMENT LINUX GLOBAL TRUST LTD CHINA.

_________________
Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and another mail from Mary





From: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Calvary message
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 16:06:47 +0100



Father William,
I read your letters to me careful and also understand what you are
telling
me.Beloveth you have to know i have no other where to go and another
person
to meet accept you and the almighty.You know almost what am going
through,am
not talking about my sickness or that of my late husband brothers who
has
keep on coming to the hospital everyday putting presure on me to know
if am
left with anything so they can take it.What are this unbelivers use all
my
late husband hard laboured wealth which they took to do,nothing,it is
using
in spornsoring muslims sucide bombers killing inoccent souls.Father let
me
tell you,my main aim and what is bordering me most is to settle all my
hospital bills to enable me have rest of mind and now the hospital
authority
has just gave me a week to pay them or else they will throw me out of
there
hospital.Please father help me,am also due to under go another
operation but
due to what am owning them they has refuse to touch me.
I don't know if you can also help me in writing them,so you can also
plead
to them on my behalf.Because i have been pleading and also explaining
to
them to bear with me that i will pay them what ever am owning them
soon.Father help me,please try and plead to the security company so
they can
release the consignment to you soon.I know the almighty must hear my
prayers
soon or if it is how the almighty want me to die of thinking,let his
will
done as i rest all my hope in him.Father i wait for your advice and
asurance.
May the almighty be with you.
Your sister in christ,
Mary jones.

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My response to the Security Company....of course, I "forgot" to attach anything.


Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 08:20:04 -0800 (PST)
From: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: MR COLLIN FROM LINUX GLOBAL TRUST
To: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]>


Thank you very nuch for your kind understanding.
Praise the Lord and pass the gravy.
Your juxtaposiousness is to be well commended.
Attached is my ID as requested.
Father Will

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I guess they didn't reall need the ID....here is their reply:


: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
To: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 01:15:13 +0800
Subject: I WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION


ATTN:
FATHER WILLIAM U.TUCHME,
WHAT IS REMAINING NOW IS YOUR ADDRESS WHERE THE CONSIGNMENT WILL BE DELIVER UPON CONFIRMATION OF OUR FEE.
SIR FOR URGENT CONFIRMATION OF THE FEE AND TO ENABLE US DELIVER TO YOUR DOOR STEP UNDER 24HOURS AS I PROMISED YOU,GO AHEAD AND SEND THE FEE TO US IMMEDIATELY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH MY NAME AND OUR OFFICE ADDRESS BELOW.
PAYING INTO OUR ACCOUNT WILL TAKE DAYS BEFORE WE CAN CONFIRM IT,BUT WESTERN UNION IS FASTER AND WE CAN CONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY YOU FORWARD THE PAYMENT INFORMATIONS TO US.THAT IS ONE WAY WHICH WE RENDER HELP TO OUR FOREIGN CLIENTS.

NAME; ILOKA COLLIN IFEANYI.
ADDRESS;TESU BUILDING ROOM 9186 GUANGHUA 2ND ROAD GUANGZHOU CHINA.

FEES:
(1) HANDLING CURRIER FEE- $870
(2) DEMURRAGE FEEOF THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE DEPOSITED DATE TILL NOW- 1350
TOTAL=$2220.

I WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION AND AND ALSO YOUR ADDRESS WHERE THE CONSIGNMENT WILL BE DELIVER UPON CONFIRMATION OF OUR FEE.
REGARDS,
MR ILOKA COLLIN IFEANYI.
HEAD OF DESPATCH DEPARTMENT LINUX GLOBAL TRUST LTD CHINA

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply to the Security Company:


Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 09:25:54 -0800 (PST)
From: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: I WAIT FOR CONFIRMATION
To: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]>


It may have to wait a day or two....you see, it is not easy to lay hands on that kind of funds through our Ministry.
Each amount needs approval from the ArchDiocese.
I have spent the last week getting approved to send Mary the money she needs for her hospital bill....27500....but PLEASE...do not tell her yet, I want it to be a surprise for her and I will tell her when I am ready to send it.
She needs another operation on her anal region, and the hospital has refused to touch her anal region until she pays them, so through the power of Prayer and our Lord God and Jesus H. Christ, I am almost ready to send her the money.

Praise be to God for all His Glorious works!!!

Father Will U. Tuchme

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And a little note to Mary to let her not to die just yet.....we're getting close!!!


Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 09:27:33 -0800 (PST)
From: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: Calvary message
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>


Sister Mary,
Were getting close!!! Praise be to God and Buddha.
Hang in there and keep praying, your anus will be healed soon!!!

Father Will U. Tuchme

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 5:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I noticed this -

Quote:
[1]HANDLING AND CURRIER FEE-$870


Yes, those horses are darn expensive, aren't they. Or is it cooking curries that the fee is for?
Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WOW....the Security Company is working overtime today!!!






From: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 02:09:32 +0800
Subject: I UNDERSTAND YOU PLIGHT



FATHER WILLIAM U.TUCHME,
I UNDERSTAND YOUR REQUEST AND WILL EXERCISE PATIENT,BECAUSE I AS A CHRISTAIN RESPECT YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE ORDAINED ALOT.AFTER SEEING YOUR NAME AND ALSO THE WORD YOU EXCHANGE WITH MR LEE,AS A CHRISTAIN I MUST BE THERE AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE TREATED AS A CHINESE CLIENTS TOO.
I KNOW THAT YOU FIND OUT MR LEE IS NOT A GOOD MAN,I HAS BEEN REALLY WATCHING HOW HE USE TO HANDLE OUR CLIENTS THAT CHRISTAINS.BUT I KNOW THE GOD WHICH WE CHRISTAINS WORSHIP WILL BRING HIM OUT IN FRONT OF OUR U.K REGIONAL HEADQUATERS ONE DAY,AM NOT THE ONE THAT WILL REPORT HIM.
SO REVERENED AM VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE INSULT YOU MUST HAVE RECEIVED FROM HIM.I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO ROUND UP EVEYTHING WITH YOU IN 2DAYS TIME AS YOU PROMISE.
REGARDS,
MR ILOKA COLLIN IFEANYI.
HEAD OF DESPATCH DEPARTMENT LINUX GLOBAL TRUST LTD CHINA

_________________
Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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Rob NoOrgan
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My response.....I will be out of town all next week, so I told him of my trip to Rome.



From: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: I UNDERSTAND YOU PLIGHT
To: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]>


God Bless you and may his Almighty Greatness ejjahcualate your Soul!!!

Sir, I have just gotten the most Glorious news!!!
Father Guido Sarducci, our Exalted High Priest of the Order, has been chosen to have an audience with His Holiness, The POPE himself!!!
I must leave tomorrow morning to accompany him to Rome, and we will be gone for 8 days.
Please exercise patience until I return, and let Mary know the great news.

Also, Father Guido is in charge of our Ministry's discretionary fund, so this trip will give me a chance to finalize the withdrawal of the monies.

I have chosen to forgive Mr. Lee, and may the Lord's brightness shine through his squinty eyes, Allelulah, Amen.

Father Will

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Nice day to you, yes i am young and nubile with creamy buttoxes. do you like it?....Alvan Makumba

You have to know that we
African's dont practice anal sex like you people....Mahhalh Leannoth
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

great bait!!

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