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419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Who's on FMF

Thought I'd pop in to FMF during break at work today.

https://imageshack.com/i/1neiv6j

Whoever that is, (definitely baiter) is one twisted individual Laughing

Luckily I work in IT and keyboards are a dime a dozen.
Un-luckily, my co-workers think I've gone mad.

I am not sure what the point of this post is but I can't see it as baiting related so have moved it from Main to here. I also have no idea what a FMF is -Connie
Edit to add- moved back to Main.

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:21 pm

Oh good god Shocked

whoever it is will be married in a week, you wait Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:55 am

Quote:

I also have no idea what a FMF is -Connie

FishMeetFish...a <strike>baiting</strike> dating site.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

Quote:

my co-workers think I've gone mad.

A-yup, That just about covers a baiters life. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He's a fine piece of work. I found that a few days ago. Cachuma's old baiting profile was almost as good.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:54 pm

FMF. Thanks.

I love the combover on the Imageshack related image.

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:18 pm

It's a work of art, isn't it Shocked

Have a look through there and find anyone who isn't a baiter, a scammer or a complete freak. There have been about three, ever.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^ Some of the profiles are blatant scammers with their horrific ... er I mean perfect English and grammar, some actually have taken time to put a decent profile in (obviously stolen from somewhere) A quick pm usually reveals all though

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:26 pm

I've investigated the FMF site and found a soulmate. She's 51 but does not look it and stands 6' 11". I am thinking that must be in high heels. Her name is wesyahaya and the best part is under About Me she wrote "am likes hobbies." Well, I am likes hobbies too.

Edit to add- If the OP wishes, I will move this thread back to Main.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^ I'm so happy you have found your soulmate, and she doesn't look a day over 50. With any luck, she will be your fiance by weeks end.

I think your right, it belongs back in Main since General is for topics not related to baiting.

Sorted- Connie

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:46 pm

Wait until you find the native American hotties who stand 4'2", have blonde hair, green eyes, pale skin and freckles. They're always studying to be nurses in Ghana. The nursing schools in the US are always sending them there, with only a one way ticket. They've always had bad relationships with catching their fiancé's cheating with their best friends in her bed. It's a sad life being a nurse. Razz

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:25 am

I need a new laptop let alone a new keyboard. That is one hilarious pic. It looks almost like a ladyboi. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:50 am

This FMF Darling always makes me laugh:

Quote:

When there's an argument, I am not that type of women who gets crazy and spits venom because that's a one way ticket to hockey.

Oddly enough that reminds me of a Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xzl2qq3Vi8

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:22 am

^^^^^ Damn Canadian's and their hockey! Razz

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:30 pm

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

Wait until you find the native American hotties who stand 4'2", have blonde hair, green eyes, pale skin and freckles. They're always studying to be nurses in Ghana. The nursing schools in the US are always sending them there, with only a one way ticket. They've always had bad relationships with catching their fiancé's cheating with their best friends in her bed. It's a sad life being a nurse. Razz

This Native American going by the handle christianathediva says she has black hair and stands 4' 11". Standard counter height to the middle of the granite should be 3 feet.

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:51 pm

Well, here's this one for everyone to be as befuckled as I am about. WARNING CREEPY MALE NUDITY - CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK: http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/oldcountry10

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:05 pm

Connie L Gus Yep, that's one of them! Is she standing in a miniature house? Is she studying to be a nurse or hair dresser? Evil Lol

I asked a couple of them what tribe were they from. That was when I first started baiting and before I realized asking would be educating the lad. I don't want them to search for the answer and realize their mistake. I asked one lad where "In the State he was from", he said "California". I asked "where in the State of CA did he live". He said "California". It was one of my questions to see if he was real or a scammer. He passed the scammer sniff. Laughing

GTmama Still can't believe he's on there. Just WOW!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^

Pm sent to woody

Quote:

Your man wood gets me excited! I'm to shy to be posting here, but if you want, we can continue this in private [email protected]

If it turns out he's not a scammer and just a perv, then I'll drop it. But an ass kicking is in order

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:22 pm

I've tried and got no response. A lot about it says lad but idk!

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:42 am

FishMeetFish finally wrote:

User Profile Not Found

Profile of oldcountry10 may have been suspended, deleted, paused, or offline.

No more creepy pizzle pictures.

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:55 am

^A Bird told me there were like Seventeen of them too.

In other news:

Quote:

I love sweets and pastries such as ice cream,biscuits,cheeps,fun ice,fun pop,yogurt and fun milk, but try not to over do it in my life and i do not smoke but i drink....

Sounds like a lot of Fun.

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:12 am

Nailgunner wrote:

FishMeetFish finally wrote:

User Profile Not Found

Profile of oldcountry10 may have been suspended, deleted, paused, or offline.

No more creepy pizzle pictures.

About damn time!!

OP wrote:

^A Bird told me there were like Seventeen of them too.

Was it a swan?

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:19 am

^Yup. An Evil Swan:

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:22 am

Quote:

Someone owes me a new keyboard

Damn! I ignored the warning sign at my own expense. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:00 pm

If you drag & drop images into the google toolbar, Google wil search for visually similar images. The lady in Connie's kitchen photo, for example turns out to be Mandy Sweet, who is, er, a gentleman's entertainer...

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