Rapping Piggy Style- THREE STOOGES GO ON SAFARI!!! (NSFW)

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:49 am

^^^^^ AMEN!!!

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This has by far been my favorite bait on eater. Maybe because I was fairly new when this started and I have followed through all nine months with baited (no pun intended) breath for each and every update.

It really is hard to pick a favorite one. There are so many that are a .00005% point to be a close second, but this one features some of my favorite baiters, started in my stomping ground (The Shack) and was by another newbie who has grown into one hell of a baiter. bow_down

This bait shows what incredible team work can be done to cause a little puny ass pen lover pain and dismay. I hope one day one of his buddies finds this thread and ridicules him.

It would be fun to post a bulletin board in his village with a Bic Pen and him saying "When I masterbate, I only need to flick my Bic!" Razz

419Eater is my life Joined: 18 Jan 2010 Posts: 357

I also enjoyed this one greatly. Perhaps you guys could approach him from a different "company" like they did in the shorty bait(several times) and get him going again that way. I'd love to see him and his little buddies put through the wringer one more time lol Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:55 pm

Although I joined the forum in Sept '13, 23 Oct 13, is the day I started baiting. That day, I signed up for premium, signed up for a mentor and got Oscarpiles, and signed Luby up at FMF. Pig$ hit me up that same day and was the first lad to show Luby some love with these beautiful words:

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ok am kingdom named by my dad. he did 20 yrs ago in la but we where living in Portland us. after his death my mum took us to Africa, Nigeria. u can see that on my profile. am a music producer and a d'j any woman that will love me help get up ma feet we can make family together with true love I will be happy in the rest of my life I don't gold non silver all I need is love, true love

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I can't stop looking at your hair. is sweet. I will not be online tomorrow u can call through +2347xxxxxxxx. pleas I want to hear from soon

So, Pig$ was my first 'real' lad. You could say I cut my teeth on him. I got lucky that the idiot was so willing to play along. More importantly, I feel lucky that I had the chance to bait so closely with my mentor. I couldn't have done this without his help. Thank you OP!!

The idiot also wouldn't have been so willing to play along if it hadn't been for the help I had from the rest of the Pig$ Crew who helped make Hitlanta seem like a real place. So thank you Capone for being the shyster Charlie, Orange Cat for being Claira and KrazyKat, bware for being MJB & Organ and Ginger for being the voice of Darla many times. Like OP, you all offered advice and ideas that made this successful and I thank you. Thank you to SBAH for cheering us on. If I forgot anyone, I apologize!

I'm not giving up on him yet. He still has Darla as a friend on Facebook and has her listed as family. We're three months from a sandtimer so I continue to poke away. I sent this to Turtle yesterday:

Hi,

Sorry to bother you. Have you heard from Kingdom lately? He's not answering my emails and I'm worried.

Thanks
Darla

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Hii, He's fine... Worry not.

So, we'll see!!

Thanks for playing everyone!! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 11:06 pm

GT, what you accomplished with this small boi was nothing short of awesome-videos, Todgers and safari! Well played.

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:23 am

^^ Thanks, Capone! Smile

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 10:50 pm

For some reason two things about this Bait stand out.

Pigs response to Skanky Darla Photo:

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wow is a bubulala nice stunch. i like it

I use it to this day!

AND Capone's Find of a Version of Word Up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0I4GTuqeFs

Which I listen to most days.

Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:58 pm

Willis rocks. What I will always remember is Pig claiming he had his contract reviewed Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 12:17 am

Thanks GT! I will remember the pen. I keep trying to forget it, but just can't.

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:23 pm

What's going on with you? Your friend Tipflo said you are fine so why aren't you answering me? Can you please?

I love you. I always have. I just want you to know that. Whatever has happened, I'm sorry.

Tunchi

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tunchi prove it!

Prove what? That I love you??

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Where are you now darka? Ok good. You is gone send me money I want to come to to you ok

Yes I'm in Dakar with Claira. So you would really come all the way here? How?

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If I have the money I will be there in a snap

How much do you need do you think?

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5g that will be ok for the transport

That might not be enough for the bribes. You're going to have to pay some of those. We did. Ok I will ask Claira for it.

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Ok just do it. This will prove that you real. And am gone be living ma deam life with you forever. But if you fail this time is the last chance

I have a couple questions for you.

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Let talk using handout

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Ask no assurance I will answer all

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:22 pm

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Pig$: Hey
What's the questions

Darla: Why didn't you tell me you were living in Legos?

Pig$: Here is my country I live where I love . Am an artist I don't have any bass
Like now am in kogi state

Darla: No. You said all along that you were with your mama in Enugu. That's where I was trying to go to.
So I'm confused

Pig$: Yea but now I got hustle to bring back ma Lil family

Darla: Does that mean work?

Pig$: Street job. Sell dopz and visits studios
Send me your recent pic

Darla: Dope?? OMG no
I don't want you to do that
You're going to get caught

Pig$: Get caught? Huh am wasted

Darla: I don't have any but Claira should
Why are you wasted?
You have that new song

Pig$: Yea is part of husteling
Tell me will you send me money?

Darla: Yes. I want you here. I've got to get it from Claira though. She has all of it.
Especially now that I know what you're doing
And you not being there has killed me

Pig$: Ok
When are you gone make?
You there?

Darla: Yeah I'm here

Pig$: So can you send me a pic now

Darla: I'm gonna talk to her about it when we get off of here. If she's not drunk.

Pig$: Ok sweet

Darla: I said I don't have any. I will look on Claira's laptop to see if she's got some.
We've been having a good time here.
I think you will love it.
Especially with me?

Pig$: ofcuse
Yup you is sweet

Darla: Smile

Pig$: But don't fail methis time I meen my words

Darla: Please stop doubting me ok?
Things haven't worked out between us but they've been beyond my control
I promise I won't
I have another question

Pig$: Ok go on

Darla: When I was in Benin you were at the Sheraton and playing on the beach with a girl. Who is she?

Pig$: Ma sister in lagos

Darla: What is her name?

Pig$: ngozi
She is also a musician too

Darla: Ok. Who's the other girl?

Pig$: Which one?
There no any other

Darla:
<SENT A PIC FOUND ON FACEBOOK OF HIM AND A GROUP OF PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE SHERATON>
When I saw these pics I felt hurt real bad.

Pig$: I hve no seen it send it to My box

Darla: They are on your friends Facebook

Pig$: Send the pic to ma inbox

Darla: Ok

Pig$: Yea
I want to know cus she has friend

Darla: ok I sent it to you
What do you mean she has a friend?

Pig$: Wow lolz you make me laugh that women there Is an event organizer

Darla: There are 3

Pig$: Can you see her hand? There was a book we just closed a show

Darla: I mean the ones you have your arms around
Are you chatting with someone else?
You're taking awhile to reply.

Pig$: The one at my right is my sister and left show organer and the one
Did you think am gone Stay here talk to you
Where I have bizz to meet up?

Darla: I'm just asking
I told you that it killed me to see this
The one on the left you were on the beach with so don't lie
Not the girl with the book
the one with no hair
I'm trying to figure things out

Pig$: That is ma sister what's your problem
You drunk?

Darla: No I'm not drunk
I love you and I'm jealous
All these girls get to be with you
And have fun

Pig$: ok
So you prove to me this time you are real

Darla: The money, yeah ok
How am I supposed to get it to you?

Pig$: Cool yea if you can do it. I'd you can if you just can. Bet you will see me

Darla: I better!

Pig$: A have a dollar account
You easy send money to

Darla: A bank account?

Pig$: Yap

Darla: Oh ok. Email me all the info then

Pig$: Just that I will

Darla: ok
I wuv u

Pig$: What?

Darla: hahaha

Pig$: Lolz

Darla: wuv is a silly way to say love

Pig$: Ok I love you too
Just make all this real

Darla: good
ok

Pig$: And we are forever

Darla: You promise you are going to come here?

Pig$: I promise

Darla: ok

Pig$: I don't fail promise
Have I ever?

Darla: No

Pig$: Cool

Darla: Except you never gave me pics of your privates that time
But it's ok

Pig$: Ok
I waited at the airport it was a hell for me

Darla: I"m sorry Sad

Pig$: Ok

Darla: I haven't even told you what I have been through. Not all of it.
I knew you were already worried about me so I didn't want to worry you more.

Pig$: Ok
Let me send the account details

Darla: Ok
There was a man named Eze.

Pig$: Where ?

Darla: He liked me in a bad way. Always giving me bad looks. Touching me when no one was looking and I told him to stop. I yelled at him even but he would just laugh.
Mr Toms. He was a neighbor.

Pig$: At where?
I sent the bank details

Darla: Mr Tom's house. When I was there before Claira got me.
Ok
Anyway he got drunk one night
On that stuff they like to drink there

Pig$: Which state was that

Darla: I don't like the way it tastes
Ilorin?
I don't know the state

Pig$: Ok
Illorin

Darla: Ok

Pig$: Ok
But you are good now?

Darla: Yes now I am

Pig$: Ok we push from here
If only you been real to me

Darla: Thank god because Mr Toms son caught him messing with me and after that he couldn't come over
Sigh
Yes we push from here
I am real excited to have you come to me here
I'm going to have to tell Claira to like you again

Pig$: Year

Darla: Year?

Pig$: Just do the ball is in your cout

Darla: Ok
I will

Pig$: Yea
Cool
Can you borrow me 20minutes?

Darla: I don't think 5k is enough though. But I will see how much she paid for our bribes and travel and stuff.
Yeah. I need to go anyway.
I need to eat.
I love you.

Pig$: Ok cool as I said be cool. Andno fucks up this time
I love you tunchi

Darla: Ok no fuck ups
I love you love muscle
We will talk soon
Bye

Pig$: Cool
Bye

Bank account info he sent me:

ACC number 2069xxxxx
Swift code: UNATNGLA
Soft code: 033043568

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:48 pm

YAY! Pig came through with another piggy!!! OINK OINK!!!! Razz

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:25 pm

Really nice work having out Pig$ cough up another piggy. Just when he was "wasted".

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:53 am

Oooooooo! Pig$ gives up another piggy!

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:48 am

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Sup? Hope you good today?

Hey Love Muscle!! Yeah I'm good. How are you?? I dreamt about you last night. Smile

It was nice. Really nice if you know what I mean. Wink

LOL I woke up before it got too good though. I hate when they do that.

I talked to Claira last night and some more today. She's not happy but it's ok. I'm sure she'll be cool once I get through to her. I just have to make her see that you're ok. She's gotten super protective of me for some reason. She said it's not the money because she's got plenty. She doesn't think you love me. But I know you do so I'm telling her all the ways you do and all the things you've done and said to me. So sit tight. She will come around.

I love you forever and ever and ever!
Tunchi

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Ok baby. But am to be closing that bank account in a week time. So hope you will make it before weekend. The reason is I borrowed the money I used in setting up the account so am given a dead line so Friday(two Friday's ago) I will be shoting down the acc so I believe you can make it. Love you too ma tunchi

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Hey tunchi I really don't know what claira is talking about ok. She never knew me the way you do. If she not ready for the money she should tell you, am tired of online love. I need to see you real if this gone take time forget it.

Hey baby, what do you mean? Did you talk to her? I told you that it was going to take some convincing. You know she is protective of me and she isn't liking you right now for some reason! I'm trying really hard though. I don't understand all of this about the bank account. I'm going to forward your email to Claira so she can see what you are talking about.

I love you forever!
Tunchi

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Baby Dis you get my last mail? Am serious ok Pigmoney don't really have that long time again. if you can't use the account use western union money transfer . Because am closing that account soon ok. Love you tunchi. But. I have a question for you?

So, after getting him responding again, I went out of town for a much too short but wonderful vacation. During that time, Pig$ was the furthest thing from my mind. OC was set to reply to him as Claira but at the time, he refused to reply to her emails. So when I got back...

Baby are you there? OMG Claira hasn't let me use the computer in days because she says you will only corrupt me. What did you do?? I told you that you had to be nice to her to get her to hand me the money! I've slowly been trying to get her to like you again. Baby you're going to have to do something too. And what is your question?

Love forever
Tunchi

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I should have known you weren't serious. Sad

That hurt.

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I have been sending mails, haven't you been geting m mails?

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Your last mail you told me claira is not ready to give us the money
I shoud try talk to her what shoul I tell her
Am always a. Nice guy, of wich I know a I need you I just want you to prove me you there alive

I never got any mails from you. Claira said she didn't either.

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Ok now what do I tell claira where do I start from. I need you, I need
to be with you tell what to tell claira

Hey baby,

I'm so happy to hear you say that!!! I thought you had left me! That's what she was telling me when I didn't hear anything. She says that you have been filling my head with nonsense because I'm not that smart and I always believe the good in people.

So I think the best thing to do is email her and just tell her what our plans are. Tell her how much you love me. Smile

And then if she is asking you questions and stuff then you have to answer and basically be super nice to her and suck up. Remember she controls the money right now. She is controlling everything. Even the internet access but she gave that back once I calmed down.

Oh love muscle, I love you so much! I wish you were already here! What about your career though? What will happen to it when you move here? And what about your other band members? Will they want to come too?

Love forever
Tunchi

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Hey baby nice hear from you. It came to me that. There Is something between us, which is feelings, I hav sent her a mail but she is not replying me.

My band will love com with me if the money is ok for us to come. Hope you is cool? I miss you m baby tunchi. The world will clash I still have this feelings for you. Stay nice

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:19 pm

He wants Darla to prove that SHE is real, but what about him? What has he done to prove his love for Darla? Nothing!

Glad to see that you're still in contact with him, and sorry your vacation wasn't long enough.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 4:11 am

Pig has been emailing Claira, but it's like pulling teeth. I don't know if it's because he's trying to be careful of what he says, or if he really does hate her that much.

I really should thank you. I mean, Darla was actually going to give YOU money. Instead, she's with me and we're having a great time. So thanks for proving that you never actually gave a damn about her.

I think Claira wrote this one in response to finding out that Darla had heard from him...or something...I can't remember.

I see you discovered how to email again, congratulations. I can't believe Darla still wants to send you money after all you put her through. She may believe, but I don't. If you loved her you wouldn't have left her to fend for herself in Ill0rin. What kind of man leaves the woman he claims to love alone because he's too lazy to help her?

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Hello Claira am deeply sorry for all that happened is never the way we planned it , so I became angry and broke. Wht will a man do with out having money? You understand me we can mke all things rights. I miss you guys hope we can fix this quick. Hope to hear from you Claira.

Life rarely goes the way we want it to, does it? Money isn't going to buy you happiness. Darla really loved you and you broke her heart, you know that?

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Yea I know she does love me and I de oes love her too. I was been thinking on how am gone be with her someday, when I look In her eyes behold I see Future, love and romance I just don't understand. I'd this is real. I have been telling her I wanted to call her. Her voice brings joy to me. I love her so much pls I wanna stay with her now. I need her forever. Thanks Claira
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

You've had a strange way of showing that you love you (I don't think he really reads what Claira writes), you know that? What kind of future do you think you could have with her anyway? If I agree to send you money, then what?

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Yea because she is milk and unique to me. Now If I got money I gone find her any where she is. I don't care where she is from or where she lives all I know. I love her though I pretend sometimes, but I can't stop missing her. The future I see in her is more than I can speak. I see real family, with great happiness, beautiful kids what else do I love for? If not been happy.
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

I want to believe that you love her and will be good to her, but I can't help remembering how sad and lonely she was when I got to her. No one should be as broken as she was.

Or as broken as I hope you're going to be, piggy.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:57 pm

In other news, Pig$ and crew are trying their hand at the reporting bizz. They have started a Facebook page and blog where they 'report' on local and music bizz happenings. They say this about themselves:

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Our tv is one of the best ONLINE TV from the EASTHERN/SOUTHERN region’s. Our tv brings to you latest news and with no doubt, we always ahead. unto the next one.

The first article on their blog:

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Ebola making life uncomfortable
Aug 8
Ebola virus has killed non less than 1000 people round the world and we have up to 100 under case study in Nigeria, always use your gloves, always wash your hands fricquently. Don’t be a victim!

The pictures are the best part.

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:19 pm

What is the hatchet for? They sure have some fancy cars where they live, or are the cars supposed to be Ebola?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:13 pm

Has Pig$ started a trend in his home city?

http://m.allafrica.com/stories/201408160002.html/

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:09 am

Blood borne virus + highly contagious + arm yourself with a hatchet = GENIUS Laughing

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:06 am

How else can you check for ebola than with a hatchet?

Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 1:16 am

The Looney Tunes Stop Sign also turns into a Boxing Glove I've heard so be afraid....

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:46 pm

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Hey ma body I been a while now what is happening don't you think am missing you. Come on you to talk to baby, tunchi you know I love you so much huh? I need to hear from you baby mamma. You all I ve got for sure, pls don't take that out. Miss you Tunchi

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I took this for you today. Hope to see you soon. So hungry to see you.
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

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Each day I wait to read from you. At the end of the day I sleep not hearing from you. What is the problem? Now am loving, I miss you so much. Ma tunchi. Think about the family of you and I. Is beautiful

Hey baby!! Wow! Your picture made me cry it is so beautiful. Smile

You are the most gourgeous man I have ever known in my life. Even hotter then Drake or Chris Brown! Did you know that? I bet you didn't because you are so modest. I have been around a lot of famous rappers and you are the most modest of all I have met. You don't brag and aren't all full of yourself like all of the rest of them and I just love that about you!! I hope our babies have the same personality as you do.

I miss you more then you will ever know! I can't wait to see you. What's been going on with you and Claira? Are you talking to her still? She let me use the computer this morning so something must be ok. We are supposed to go to the beach I think. She likes to go there a lot but she usually just sits and watches. I like to play in the sand and water and not just sit. I guess she just likes to watch. I wish you could be with me already to play with me. I look at your beach pictures that I printed back at the hotel in Cottonew. I love to imagine I am there with you.

I love you forever!
Your Tunchi

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Hey baby IS you? I hve been waiting to hear from you. So claira let you use the computer wow that was great, well I have been raping at claira about us that we need to be with each other that I have never felt the the way I feel with you that you and I is met to be, I know she was happy I also ask about her kids, that she loves so much.

Am flattered by your words. Chris brown so handsome. To be compared to me. Well that is me and Ma personality

Our kids wow blood don't lie they gone the best ever, the way I was trained that exactly how am gone bring them up. In the way of the Lord as the bible say,

One thing claira told me I love so much, she said to me "love is gone find a way that at the end we will all be together. I was happy. Is Ma dream to marry white women, I remember When I was a kid I told Ma mama dat am gone marry a white women she laugh at me and say, there power in the tongue, my princess I love you. Stay sharp.

Tunchi baby you is the best

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Hey baby don't you think am missing you. I don't even know why there is even a Distance, baby you got to talk to me I can't b staying here missing you all day all night, is deverstating just hope I see you soon . Love you tunchi

Cry cry cry cry cry cry

I miss you SO bad!!!! Nobody tells me nothing no more. Sad

You say you are still talking to Claira? Good! Is it good stuff? When I mention you she gets annoyed and tells me to stop naggling her that you and her are working it out. So I have to trust her. She has been such a good friend to me. My best ever so I am doing whatever she says because I really think she knows best, ya know? She's really smart and has things together.

I have been so sad. I've been spending a lot of time at the beach though. Just laying around and reading. It's relaxing. Do you go to the beach still? I wish I got to go when I was there.

Ok Claira needs to use the computer. Sad

I hate this. I hope it is all worked out soon. I love you, Love Muscle.

Forever and ever and ever,
Tunchi

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Shit baby I hate when you cry, don't worri things will showly get better I believe in you, just so me a favour I need to see your New look, I mean photos pls if you truly love me,

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:41 pm

The Pig wrote:

Our kids wow blood don't lie they gone the best ever, the way I was trained that exactly how am gone bring them up.

That scares me.

Great to see an update, hopefully Claire AKA my favorite OrangeCat will be by soon to give us the skinny! Razz

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:18 pm

Ask and ye shall receive...

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Yes I really do love her when we all make this all through. I promise you she is gone be happy forever. Claira you is the best. Pls I have from her for days now pls help tell her to reply me pls

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Hey mrs Clari sup I ain't hearing frm you guys again. Is every thing fine over there? Well I hope you guys are good, how iz your kids I can't remember when last I ask, m sorry cus I so much love kids, tell them I said Hi

Hai! Good to hear from you! Sorry, I've been doing a little too much drinking this last weekend and time just got away from me. The kids are good, thanks. I never thought they were going to get over whatever strain of the flu they had but they finally improved and I was able to take them out of the hospital. They're in Las Vegas with their grandparents for now. Hey, did Darla ever email you? I think I asked her if she had but I don't really remember much of the last few days. I'll ask her again. I thought she did but I know mine sometimes sits forever on "sending" and I forget to wait and shut down email and it doesn't go anywhere.

How are you holding up?

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Well am just cool but missing her dearly, I have been much more anticipating to hear from ma tunchi baby but am just missing her. Claira am just pretending to be fine am not that fine. I wanna know how am gone be with her, am so curious, about been with her, pls let her know that I miss her. Cheers

Everything will work out in the end, I really do believe that. If you're meant to be together, love will find a way.

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Cool baby you just made a point out there. Love is beautiful, I need to talk to darla she is my wife, and I love her so much, pls. Pls claira. Pls sweetie she has won Ms heart.

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Hello cliara are you fine? I drempt of you last night it got me worried hope you are fine? I I saw you so worried and you called me on Ma hone and you was not talking to me, am so worried I remember all the dream but it was not good to me.how is my tunchi I miss her is been long I heard from here pls I want to hear from you guys soon

Claira is too freaked out about him dreaming of her to respond for a bit.

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