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bware419ers
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Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:33 pm |
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^^^You should not try to light the Swiss Tea B8er mentioned. It is for drinking. Undisirregardlessly, neither method of intake should be undertaken while mowing (it's on the label...I hear). |
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oscarpiles
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As luck would have it a mechanic showed up just minutes later although he merely laughed at me and drank one of my Beers. So with renewed courage I fixed the Bad Boy but had to give it a boost because the battery is pooched.
That's when the trouble really started as the mower was in gear and pointed down hill. I did find out I'm much more nimble than I thought.... |
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Joker
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The odd sh*t you see in Louisiana while you drive along. Was that SOOI's redneck father-cousin?
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Joker
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:46 pm |
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I've never given much thought to feeding squirrels before (until now):
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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Corona
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Justcold
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Corona ....  |
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Corona
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
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walnut or pecan? is there a difference? I can't be bothered to Google myself. |
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Corona
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B8er
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Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:43 am |
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OK, who let TheDane get hold of the pencils in Ikea again?
Man arrested for 'drawing 30 phallic symbols' on walls and displays in Danish IKEA store |
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B8er
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:46 pm |
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So this is what SOOI is busy doing.
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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B8er
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Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:42 pm |
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Partially keeping with the thread's new title,
That's bware419ers' Christmas present sorted  |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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bware419ers
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Joined: 25 Jun 2012
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Justcold
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^ It is B8er's collection and I, for one, am glad he is out of the closet. |
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B8er
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Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:09 pm |
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Get back to your armadillo scraping, banjo boy. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:21 am |
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Couldn't figure where this should be posted other than EVERYWHERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qag6w_Tp50A
No Squirrels, Dildos or Emoticons were injured during this post (Texicans perhaps). |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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B8er
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Mon Oct 26, 2015 6:24 pm |
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SOOI hard at work writing his memoirs
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Esox lucius
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Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:59 pm |
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Note the tissue box  |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:18 am |
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^ it's a very sad story. Perhaps we should write it for him?
Anyone remember the one sentence story thread from a few years back?
We could produce a fairly accurate record between us I reckon. |
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x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Joker
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Dear PF,
I just wanted to let you know that I am going to hunt Canadian <strike>geese</strike> this year and I wanted to ask you as an avid fan of Canada, what is the best recipe for Canadians? Does it involve poutine? What is the legal bag limit on Justin Bieber?
Thanks in advance. |
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Corona
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B8er
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Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:59 am |
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There's no limit, but anything more than a sealed plastic bag over the head is just overkill.  |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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B8er
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Sat Nov 28, 2015 5:41 pm |
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| Most Americans will get 60% of these questions wrong. Will you? |
http://games.express.co.uk/quizzes-games?game=penelopegreen10/are-you-smarter-than-the-average-american
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You're by far smarter than the average American
You're open minded and educated, curious about global affairs and the world around you, making you an exceptionally unique citizen. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Joker
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Sat Nov 28, 2015 8:33 pm |
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^ same but to be fair I'm an import. Someone had to be the balancing power to <strike>jar heads</strike> JC. |
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