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georob
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2010
Posts: 151
Location: Damned if I know.
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:09 pm |
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I have been receiving a lot of emails recently written in Chinese. Normally I just delete them. Today for some odd reason I decided to use Google Translate to see what the email was. I am still wondering. The result I got was
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Quiet, I like to have to rely on the dream encounter, rubbing in the bone marrow that touch gentle,
I pommel my body and subdue it. I have preached to others, I myself should be a castaway |
I think I will be deleting them without reading them again!
I'm still not sure if it was Google Translate or what... |
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YOUR ARE A FOOL STUPID MAN SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I CAUSED YOU IN THE NAME GOD. YOU WILL REMAIN A FOOL FOREVER
whit God all tin's are possible. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:35 pm |
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^^Hah! That's amusing. 
Often a spammer will pack the email with nonsense text so that the email gets through spam filters. This might be an example of that. In any case, georob, it's funny!! |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:38 pm |
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Google Translate does not start! Better Machinec may apply, such as this one grammatically correct and completely clear the water content of the message to show. Oh, and mine outhouse a pineapple. |
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 Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:50 pm |
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^^ |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
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GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:01 pm |
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Funny. Just a few minutes later I'm trying to read that text to remember what I originally wrote, and after several attempts I still have no idea. |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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georob
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2010
Posts: 151
Location: Damned if I know.
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 4:13 pm |
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^^
You too? |
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YOUR ARE A FOOL STUPID MAN SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I CAUSED YOU IN THE NAME GOD. YOU WILL REMAIN A FOOL FOREVER
whit God all tin's are possible. |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:01 pm |
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So, there must be an extremely short time, but even so, nothing short of irritating memory dysfunction, lizard people conspiracy or you just simply astonishingly bad contraption that does not understand this noble and profoundly developed my own language. |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:51 pm |
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The part beginning "I pommel my body and subdue it" is from one of Paul's letters. (My Bible is in the truck and I'm going to the evening service in a few minutes.) The part before that I don't recognize.
ETA: It's 1 Corinthians 9:27. Verse 26 is "So I run not as if unclear, so I fight as if not beating air," which doesn't resemble the first part of what you got at all. |
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer
Last edited by vonpaso xlura on Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:56 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:50 pm |
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Hey at least it's slightly better than Yahoo or Altavista Babelfish (RIP). Let's put it through Bing! 
And this is what it spat out:
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Be quiet, I want to rely on dreams encounter friction touch bone marrow gentle,
I am my body, pommel horse, and subdue it. I have preached to others, I myself should be a broken-down |
Not sure how butchered this is so let's try translating to several languages and then back to English.
Result:
| After being translated into many languages using Bing translator wrote: |
If the full text of the paragraph in the Tokyo Science University hauv date Yvette txawv hnov die I and Anna txha, Terry npau koj hlwb yeej suav Tunku believed so.
White xwb TUS yeej Biz.market.dow stenosis is a national, nag. |
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georob
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2010
Posts: 151
Location: Damned if I know.
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:12 pm |
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Ah, right, OK. Now I see what he was after......  |
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YOUR ARE A FOOL STUPID MAN SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU I CAUSED YOU IN THE NAME GOD. YOU WILL REMAIN A FOOL FOREVER
whit God all tin's are possible. |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:03 am |
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| After being translated into many languages using Bing translator wrote: |
| npau koj hlwb yeej suav |
Have you ever heard people talking like that? I have. It's pretty bizarre. |
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×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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