The General and the Drag Queen

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I'm playing with a new profile of mine at FMF.

She has attracted the attention of a "General"

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/Gen123

Quote:

Hello,how are you doing today ??
You and I,
Welcome the new day with smile,Embrace the joy and happiness,Enjoy our day to fullest,Have a great day!
Life never seems to be the way we want it,but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments,i have never been hurt and don't wanna know how it feels like
I'm looking for true loving honest and romantic woman to be my life partner ..Got not much time coming on here..You can look me up on [email protected].. or skype.gen.joseph.f.dundord...you can also text me (513) 824-8347

We have much in common. I wonder what will happen when he finds out about 'mr. winkey'.

I am most impressed with your profile at fish meet fish. You messaged me
and I wanted to write to you before any other woman grabbed your attention.

Please tell me a bit more about yourself.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Hey kitty! I knew that had to be a baiter!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

With her extensive kermit the frog collection and the things she won't do on a first date, how could she be real?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I just saw that you had viewed my teeny bopper. I seem to get a lot of baiter and troll views on that one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I could never find your female one until recently. Are you also the short guy who has the crazy profile (involving animals)?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

That one isn't me! I have 4 on there. You did find Anita. I have Orville, Derrick and Lotta also.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I've got Eyam, Roxxxy, this tranny and 'WooHoo'.
They removed one of my profiles immediately. 2 squirrels humping is apparently against their T.O.S.

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:24 pm

I dare you guys to find mine-incredibly generic..

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^ You have one?
Treasure hunt!!

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:30 pm

Several....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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I', Genneral Joseph F.Dunford ,thanks for contacting me and am pleased meeting you.

I lost my wife 5yrs back and getting retired in few months time and looking for someone true at heart so am going to spend the rest of my life with her and we are all going to be happy as one big family.

You ask what ever you wanna know or you can add me on yahoo or skype me so we can chat and get to know each other more.

Hello General Dumford!

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to write back to me!
You certainly sound important!! So sorry about you losing your wife, did anyone ever find her? Do you have kids?
I don't, I'm sure that's obvious. Retirement will be so lovely for you, and you'll have time to get to know me!
I don't have one of those chatty yahoo things, I simply find it difficult to intall and my computer keeps crashing.

I do hope you write back. Tell me all about yourself, I am dying to hear all about you!
Your,
Kathy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Quote:

This morning don't let the worries of life put you down.
I will always be with you like a faithful friend.
Smiling is a sign of Gud Mood..
Laughing is sign of Happiness..
Praying is sign of Gud Faith..
& Having u as my friend is a sign of God's Blessings
Hv Good Day

You are welcome and nice reading from you again, yoyu sound important and i want to get to know you more better so we can get to know each other more better,i mean my wife, she died 5yrs back.
Yes i have one daughter and she is married and live with her Family in Germany,i also have an adopted son who lost his parents in the Afghanistan war i adopted him cause i now how it feel to have no on for you or around you around you .
My retirement is just around the corner and i want to meet someone true loving so we are going to spend the rest of lives together as ONE big happiest family.
Do you have kids ??
Which country are you from ?
What do you do for fun and work ??

Dearest General Dumford,

I was so very verklempt to have read your reply. Sorry, I didn't know your
wife died. I thought she just got lost. I don't have any rugrats, I simply am not
fertile that way. How sweet of you to adopt a boy! Sometimes they need
people like us for guidance, especially if they are 'different'. I am sure you can
help him if he ever needs to come out of the closet. Your guidance will surely
help him though that struggle.

Here are the answers to your questions in case you skim emails.

1) No
2) US
3) a: I dress in drag and perform at the rainbow club, yes, I love to lip sync to Cher (she is like a God to me)
3) b: I own a small restaurant which keeps me busy

I do hope my Dumford emails me back!
Kathy

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Quote:

Nice reading you and hope you are having a great
You text me on my phone so we can easily chat and get to know each other more better...(513) 824-8347

General Dumbford,

I am surprised you have so much free time today, you must surely be done getting all your killing done earlier and earlier.

About your wanting me to text you, I find that to be adolescent. It is the power of the word in written form that grabs this
old fella's heart. This texting silliness is for teen age girls, I find it appalling.

Here's hoping you also have a great,
Kathy

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