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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I get all the special lads. Apologies for the headaches this causes.

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MY NAME IS ALEX JOHN. I AM MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY RESPONSIBLE LADY. I AM EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE CHARMING AND BEAUTIFUL LADY WHO RECENTLY JOINED THIS SITE IN A MISSION TO FIND THE BEST & PERFECT MAN FOR MY LIFE THAT I COULD SPEND THE REST DAYS OF MY LIFE WITH; AS I WAS SEARCHING THROUGH PROFILE I SAW YOUR PROFILE ATTRACTIVE TO ME SO THAT WAS WHILE I CONTACTED YOU.I AM STILL A VIRGIN LADY BECAUSE I AM VERY DISCIPLINE LADY; I CAN NOT ALLOW ANY MAN TO MESS ME UP OR DEFLOWER ME BEFORE MARRYING ME. I AM VERY NICE, CARING, GENEROUS, CHEERFUL, LOYAL,DOWN TO THE EARTH, GOD FEARING, HONEST, TRUSTWORTHY, HUMBLE, EASY GOING & VERY PRETTY LADY. I AM FOR REAL, I REALLY NEED TRUE LOVE. I WILL NEVER BREAK YOUR HEART; I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THE HAPPIEST MAN ON EARTH; I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU OR SHARE ANOTHER MEN WITH YOU. I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU IN ANY CONDITION YOU ARE BE IT GOOD OR BAD. I GIVE YOU MY HEART. I HATE LIE AND DISHONESTY. I CAN MARRY A MAN OF ANY AGE BECAUSE I JUST COUNT AGE AS A MERE NUMBER BUT TRUE LOVE IS THE ULTIMATE WHAT MATTER TO ME MOST IS LOVE WE SHARE AND THE UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN US AS A COUPLE. I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO READ FROM YOU BUT DON'T REPLY ME IF TRULY YOU ARE NOT A SINGLE OR DIVORCEE OR WIDOW. PLEASE NO GAME PLAYING! PLEASE DON'T REPLY ME VIA THIS SITE BUT RATHER REPLY ME THROUGH MY YAHOO E-MAIL. ADD ME TO YOUR YAHOO MESSENGER LIST SO THAT WE CAN CHAT AND SHARE OUR PHOTOS TOGETHER AND GET TO KNOW OURSELVES BETTER. PLEASE DON'T REPLY ME THROUGH THIS SITE BUT RATHER REPLY ME VIA MY YAHOO MAIL OR MESSENGER. THIS IS MY YAHOO MESSENGER ADDRESS BELOW. PLEASE ADD ME!
My Yahoo Messenger Address: ([email protected])
SO I CAN SHARE MY PHOTOS WITH YOU THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM A VERY BEAUTIFUL LADY WITH DIGNITY.THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY, AND A GOOD NAME OR REPUTATION IS BETTER THAN SILVER & GOLD AND EVEN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. LET US PROTECT OUR NAMES BECAUSE GOOD NAME IS THE ULTIMATE IN LIFE & IT IS THE GREATEST LEGACY.
PLEASE,DON'T EVER MARRY A LADY BASE ON HER PHYSICAL BEAUTY BUT FIRST CONSIDER HER INNER BEAUTY BECAUSE THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN SHOULD BE BASE ON INNER BEAUTY RATHER THAN OUTER ONE; AND I AM VERY HAPPY THAT I AM MORE BEAUTIFUL IN THE INSIDE THAN THE BEAUTY YOU COULD SEE OUTSIDE OF ME. I USED TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT THE GREATEST GIFT THAT YOU CAN GIVE TO YOUR HUSBAND IS 'HAPPINESS' MAKE HIM HAPPY ALWAYS; AND I ALSO USED TO TELL MY FRIENDS THAT 'LOVE IS NOT ABOUT FINDING A PERFECT PERSON BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER SEE A PERFECT HUMANS ONLY GOD IS PERFECT BUT LOVE IS ABOUT MAKING IMPERFECT PERSON PERFECT. BEWARE OF SCAMMER OR DISHONEST AND ANY LADY WHO LOVE YOU & WANNA MARRY YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR MONEY OR WEALTH; SUCH MARRIAGE WILL NOT LAST BECAUSE ANY LOVE OR MARRIAGE BASE ON MONEY IS NOT A REAL LOVE NOR NATURAL LOVE, AND IF SUCH A MAN LOST HIS WEALTH DUE TO ANY UNFAVORABLE CONDITION OR PROBLEM SUCH WOMAN THAT MARRIED HIM BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH WILL DIVORCE HIM AND RUN AWAY FROM HIM BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LOVE HIM NATURALLY BUT BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH. A VIRTUOUS WOMAN WILL LOVE & MARRY A MAN WHOM SHE LOVE NATURALLY FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER HEART NOT BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH THIS IS KIND OF MARRIAGE THAT CAN LAST FOREVER. I CAN NEVER MARRY ANY MAN BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH; I DON'T VALUE MONEY THAN HUMANS AND I AM A GOD FEARING LADY. I WILL MARRY A MAN WHOM I LOVE EVEN-THOUGH IF HE DOESN'T HAVE A MONEY OR WEALTH AS FAR AS I LOVE HIM HE WILL BE MY HUSBAND FOREVER AND I WILL ALWAYS STAND BY HIM IN ANY CONDITION OR WHEN FACING LIFE CHALLENGES I WILL NOT DIVORCE HIM BUT RATHER CONTINUE TO ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORTING HIM. THIS KIND OF LOVE IS A REAL & NATURAL LOVE. IN CASE, YOU MISS ME, I PRAY THAT GOD WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN LADY & A GOD FEARING LADY LIKE MINE WHO WILL LOVE YOU FOR REAL AND WILL NEVER DIVORCE YOU NOR LET YOU DOWN IN THE TIME WHEN YOU ARE FACING LIFE CHALLENGES. I WISH YOU WELL!
I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND NOR MALTREAT HIM THROUGHOUT THE DAY OF MY LIFE. I SWEAR TO AN OATH THAT I WILL ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM IN ANY CONDITION AND I PROMISE TO GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE OF MY HEART TILL DEATH DO US PART ON EARTH. I WILL NEVER DIVORCE MY HUSBAND FOR ANY REASON BECAUSE TRUE LOVE LAST FOREVER.I WANNA BE TO MY HUSBAND A GOOD WIFE WHO KNOWS THE EMOTION AND IMPORTANT OF LOVE AND SEX. I WILL ACCEPT MY HUSBAND THE WAY HE IS; I WILL ALWAYS LOVE MY HUSBAND! I WILL MAKE MY HUSBAND THE HAPPIEST MAN EVER LIVE ON EARTH! I WANNA BE AN ANGEL TO MY HUSBAND BECAUSE THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE LIMITED TO OUTSIDE BEAUTY ALONE BUT ALSO THE "BEAUTY FROM INSIDE" WHICH IS THE REAL UNFADING BEAUTY OF A VIRTUOUS WOMAN; THE BEST WAY TO SHOW THAT YOU LOVE YOUR PARTNER IS TO "ACCEPT HIM OR HER THE WAY HE OR SHE IS; AND ALWAYS APPRECIATE HIM OR HER AND DO ALL YOU CAN TO LOVE HIM OR HER UNCONDITIONALLY. TRUE LOVE IS SWEETER THAN HONEY, AND GOD IS LOVE! TRUE LOVE LAST FOREVER!

YOURS SINCERELY,
ALEX JOHN.

http://www.fishmeetfish.com/profile/ALEXHONESTLADY

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR EMAIL IT TOTALLY DELIGHTED ME AND I DISCOVERED YOU HAVE A LOT OF BEAUTY INSIDE AND OUT AND WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO HAVE AN EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU AND I WANT YOU TO FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH ME SO I WILL WRITE TO YOU LIKE YOU WROTE TO ME WITHOUT PARAGRAPHS BECAUSE LETS FACE IT ONLY HIGH FALUTING PEOPLE USE PARAGRAPHS AND I THINK ALL LETTERS SHOULD BE EQUAL AND IMPOTENT SO I MAKE THEM ALL CAPS TOO I HOPE YOU DONT MIND LOL AND WOULD LOVE VERY MUCH IF YOU EMAILED ME BACK

And on an unrelated note....are there any baiters with a female character on FMF, I have a rather special lad on hold. I just need a little help.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I might not be able to bait this one if he can't find the caps lock key...

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THANKS FOR SHOWING INTEREST IN ME. THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME. MY NAME IS ALEX JOHN. I AM 31 YEARS OF AGE.I WAS BORN IN LAKESIDE, CALIFORNIA, USA. MY FATHER'S IS A NIGERIAN WHILE MY MOTHER IS A WHITE AMERICAN. MY FATHERS NAME IS RICHARD JOHN WHILE MY MOTHER'S NAME IS LINDA JOHN.MY FATHER MET MY MOTHER WHEN HE LEFT NIGERIA FOR USA TO FURTHER HIS ACADEMIC CAREER AND EVENTUALLY THEY GOTTEN MARRIED TO EACH OTHER IN USA AND I WAS BORN IN USA INCLUDING MY YOUNGER SISTERS & BROTHER RESPECTIVELY (NELLY JOHN, MARVEL JOHN & JAMES JOHN) BEFORE MY PARENTS MOVE DOWN TO NIGERIA. I AM PRESENTLY IN NIGERIA WITH MY MOTHER BECAUSE I LOST MY FATHER 5 YEARS AGO.SO MY MISSION HERE IS TO FIND A LOVING AND CARING MAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH AS MY HUSBAND. I AM STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I REALLY DISCIPLINE MYSELF TO BE A DECENT LADY DESPITE OF MY BEAUTY. I EMERGED AS MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY IN MY UNIVERSITY (MISS UNIVERSITY) IN 2011. I GRADUATED WITH FIRST CLASS DIVISON DEGREE IN NURSING BUT I HAVE NOT STARTED WORK YET BUT I AM HOPING TO COME BACK TO UNITED STATES TO START MY PROFESSION THERE SINCE I AM A CITIZEN. I AM VERY HUMBLE LADY.I AM A VERY DECENT, PRETTY, LOVELY, GENEROUS, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOYAL, TRUTHFUL, PASSIONATE AND GOD FEARING LADY. I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND NOR MALTREAT HIM THROUGHOUT THE DAY OF MY LIFE. I SWEAR TO AN OATH THAT I WILL ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM IN ANY CONDITION AND I PROMISE TO GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE OF MY HEART TILL DEATH DO US PART ON EARTH. I WILL NEVER DIVORCE MY HUSBAND FOR ANY REASON BECAUSE TRUE LOVE LAST FOREVER.

YOURS SINCERELY,
ALEX.

Imagine this in 24 font.

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:34 pm

I love how she is humble, respectable and a virgin, despite her being so beautiful. You know how those beautiful people are, nothing but egotistical, disrespectful sluts.

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:10 pm

^Ninja'd me!!!!

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I AM STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I REALLY DISCIPLINE MYSELF TO BE A DECENT LADY DESPITE OF MY BEAUTY. I EMERGED AS MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY IN MY UNIVERSITY (MISS UNIVERSITY) IN 2011.

Dang now I don't know what to say...wait has that ever happened to me before?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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You know how those beautiful people are, nothing but egotistical, disrespectful sluts.

@OP, nope. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I want this lad to experience a migraine (and other things)

MY DEAR ALEX,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING ME SINCE I HAVE DREAMED OF HAVING SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE AND IT SEEMS LIKE ALL MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED WHEN YOU WROTE ME IN 24 FONT BECAUSE MY EYESIGHT IS REALLY BAD SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT BUT SOMETIMES I CANT READ BLACK FONT AND MOSTLY CAN SEE BLUE FONT OR SOMETIMES GREEN FONT BUT PLEASE DONT LET THAT CONCERN YOU BECAUSE YOU SEEM PERFECT AND YOU CAN WRITE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO SO I WONDER IF YOU FEEL I MIGHT BE A POSSIBLE HUSBAND FOR YOU I WANT YOU TO KNOW I WILL CHERISH YOU FOR AS LONG AS I CAN HOPE YOU WRITE SOON
EYAM

I sent this in the largest font gmail allows and gave it a bit of color Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I feel like I'm the one being baited here, this arrived in huge font, deep red:

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DEAREST EYAM,
HOPE YOU CAN READ IT NOW WITH THIS COLOR SINCE YOU CAN'T SEE BLACK AND BLUE FRONT CLEARLY?
I WILL LIKE YOU TO LET ME KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU. FOR EXAMPLE: YOUR COUNTRY? YOUR MARITAL STATUE? WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR LIVING? WHAT YOU ARE REALLY LOOKING FOR IN ONLINE DATING? AND WHAT INSPIRED YOU ABOUT ME THAT WANNA MAKE YOU TO MARRY ME. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. I WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR SWIFT REPLY.
THANKS FOR SHOWING INTEREST IN ME. THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME. MY NAME IS ALEX JOHN. I AM 31 YEARS OF AGE.I WAS BORN IN LAKESIDE, CALIFORNIA, USA. MY FATHER'S IS A NIGERIAN WHILE MY MOTHER IS A WHITE AMERICAN. MY FATHERS NAME IS RICHARD JOHN WHILE MY MOTHER'S NAME IS LINDA JOHN.MY FATHER MET MY MOTHER WHEN HE LEFT NIGERIA FOR USA TO FURTHER HIS ACADEMIC CAREER AND EVENTUALLY THEY GOTTEN MARRIED TO EACH OTHER IN USA AND I WAS BORN IN USA INCLUDING MY YOUNGER SISTERS & BROTHER RESPECTIVELY (NELLY JOHN, MARVEL JOHN & JAMES JOHN) BEFORE MY PARENTS MOVE DOWN TO NIGERIA. I AM PRESENTLY IN NIGERIA WITH MY MOTHER BECAUSE I LOST MY FATHER 5 YEARS AGO.SO MY MISSION HERE IS TO FIND A LOVING AND CARING MAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH AS MY HUSBAND. I AM STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I REALLY DISCIPLINE MYSELF TO BE A DECENT LADY DESPITE OF MY BEAUTY. I EMERGED AS MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY IN MY UNIVERSITY (MISS UNIVERSITY) IN 2011. I GRADUATED WITH FIRST CLASS UPPER DIVISION DEGREE IN NURSING BUT I HAVE NOT STARTED WORK YET BUT I AM HOPING TO COME BACK TO UNITED STATES TO START MY PROFESSION THERE SINCE I AM A CITIZEN. I AM VERY HUMBLE LADY.I AM A VERY DECENT, PRETTY, LOVELY, GENEROUS, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOYAL, TRUTHFUL, PASSIONATE AND GOD FEARING LADY. I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND NOR MALTREAT HIM THROUGHOUT THE DAY OF MY LIFE. I SWEAR TO AN OATH THAT I WILL ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM IN ANY CONDITION AND I PROMISE TO GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE OF MY HEART TILL DEATH DO US PART ON EARTH. I WILL NEVER DIVORCE MY HUSBAND FOR ANY REASON BECAUSE TRUE LOVE LAST FOREVER.

YOURS SINCERELY,
ALEX.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^He's double billing/pasting you! Maybe this is the weekend or late night shift.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I can play that game too!
But with bigger font. Oh yes.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

THANK YOU FOR WRITING BUT I CAN ONLY SEE BLUE OR GREEN AND YOU WROTE IN RED AND I CANT SEE THAT COLOR BUT ITS OK SINCE YOU ARE PRETTY AND IT HAS BEEN A REAL NICE DAY THANKS FOR WRITING

He can attempt it again. I can play this until the end of time. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Huge blue font:

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DEAREST EYAM,
HOPE YOU CAN READ IT NOW WITH THIS COLOR SINCE YOU CAN'T SEE BLACK AND BLUE FRONT CLEARLY?
I WILL LIKE YOU TO LET ME KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU. FOR EXAMPLE: YOUR COUNTRY? YOUR MARITAL STATUE? WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR LIVING? WHAT YOU ARE REALLY LOOKING FOR IN ONLINE DATING? AND WHAT INSPIRED YOU ABOUT ME THAT WANNA MAKE YOU TO MARRY ME. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. I WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR SWIFT REPLY.
THANKS FOR SHOWING INTEREST IN ME. THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME. MY NAME IS ALEX JOHN. I AM 31 YEARS OF AGE.I WAS BORN IN LAKESIDE, CALIFORNIA, USA. MY FATHER'S IS A NIGERIAN WHILE MY MOTHER IS A WHITE AMERICAN. MY FATHERS NAME IS RICHARD JOHN WHILE MY MOTHER'S NAME IS LINDA JOHN.MY FATHER MET MY MOTHER WHEN HE LEFT NIGERIA FOR USA TO FURTHER HIS ACADEMIC CAREER AND EVENTUALLY THEY GOTTEN MARRIED TO EACH OTHER IN USA AND I WAS BORN IN USA INCLUDING MY YOUNGER SISTERS & BROTHER RESPECTIVELY (NELLY JOHN, MARVEL JOHN & JAMES JOHN) BEFORE MY PARENTS MOVE DOWN TO NIGERIA. I AM PRESENTLY IN NIGERIA WITH MY MOTHER BECAUSE I LOST MY FATHER 5 YEARS AGO.SO MY MISSION HERE IS TO FIND A LOVING AND CARING MAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH AS MY HUSBAND. I AM STILL A VIRGIN BECAUSE I REALLY DISCIPLINE MYSELF TO BE A DECENT LADY DESPITE OF MY BEAUTY. I EMERGED AS MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY IN MY UNIVERSITY (MISS UNIVERSITY) IN 2011. I GRADUATED WITH FIRST CLASS UPPER DIVISION DEGREE IN NURSING BUT I HAVE NOT STARTED WORK YET BUT I AM HOPING TO COME BACK TO UNITED STATES TO START MY PROFESSION THERE SINCE I AM A CITIZEN. I AM VERY HUMBLE LADY.I AM A VERY DECENT, PRETTY, LOVELY, GENEROUS, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOYAL, TRUTHFUL, PASSIONATE AND GOD FEARING LADY. I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND NOR MALTREAT HIM THROUGHOUT THE DAY OF MY LIFE. I SWEAR TO AN OATH THAT I WILL ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR HIM IN ANY CONDITION AND I PROMISE TO GIVE HIM ALL THE LOVE OF MY HEART TILL DEATH DO US PART ON EARTH. I WILL NEVER DIVORCE MY HUSBAND FOR ANY REASON BECAUSE TRUE LOVE LAST FOREVER.

YOURS SINCERELY,
ALEX.

I will win the all caps war. I will.

DARLING THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THANK YOU YOU SOUND LOVELY A NICE CALIFORNIA USA AND NIGERIA MIX SOUNDS IMPOSSIBLE BUT YOU PULL IT OFF NICELY SINCE YOU LOOK MEXICAN AND THAT IS BEAUTIFUL I AM A LITTLE OLDER BUT I THINK WE MAKE A GOOD MATCH SINCE I AM A VIRGIN TOO BUT NOT BY CHOICE IT JUST HAPPENED AND SINCE YOU ARE A VIRGIN TOO I DONT HAVE TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO PERFORM WELL IN THE MARRIAGE BED SINCE YOU DONT HAVE ANYONE TO COMPARE ME TO SO THATS SWELL AND I REALLY HOPE YOU WRITE SOME MORE MY NEW FRIEND WHO IS A CALIFORNIA USA AND NIGERIA MIX I AM NOT MIXED JUST AN OHIO USA PERSON WHO IS WHITE BUT I LOOK WHITE SO MAYBE OUR KIDS WILL BE OHIO USA AND CALIFORNIA USA AND NIGERIA MIX IT WILL BE SO NICE