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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Shirley you jest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5t5_O8hdA

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:28 pm

don't call me Shurley,an I'm not a jest either----
Oh, sorry, yes you are a jest---hahahahahaha

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ohh..my baba bear..you are cnt stay with out hearing from you..you are breath taking...I want us to get to see ach other soon..but you want to see me..am at wisconsen now at my fathers wife house...and the way she teats me lke it,,please come and take m out of here like it out here iam...please nd she hardly feeds me...I eat true my friend sandra.she is all hve gotten god bless her for me..please do something fast before you hear that your shirley is dead...I love you my darling husband..

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:00 am

Wait, wait, I just read the entire thread and she was in Nigeria at her uncle's and starving? Now in Wisconsin and starving? Orville may need a road trip!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This definitely looks like a trip to me. I am trying to get him to pinpoint something better than just the state.

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:08 pm

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I am so happy and Glad to Inform you that your Wife spooked again today But all she could say was... I LOVE YOU ORVILLE !

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^He does a fantastic doctor impression I think!

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hi babe.....how are you doing today?...yes i really want you comer and get me out of here. i don't like it here at all..she treats me as if a slave to her...is it because dad is dead?...wen you are ready to come you just let me know ok..or you can send me the money to come over to you ,...in any way that you want it to be done by me i will make sure that i come to you.. and she beat me last week sunday too ....but how can i call you i dont have a phone and i dont have any money to get my self a phone ass well,..bye for now and love you so dearly....

Good morning my love! How are you doing? I can't say I blame you for hating it there. It sounds like someone needs to strap her down to a spanking bench and blister her butt! Sounds like a really hateful little twat to be treating my baby like that.

Honey I need to know where you are at. You don't need any damned phone, you need your man to come get you.

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:30 pm

Enter

"Easier to snd me mony now to get out house ok, "wu" is fastest and safest way to send mony, please Orville, I love u 4 ever kiss kiss Orville I love you, send mony now, ok? "wu" or mony grm, two ok I cant weight to be wif u, send mony true wu or mony grm ok? I may die if no send mony, ok?"

in 5, 4,3,2...

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:52 pm

^Me Like!

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i dont have any money to get my self a phone ass well

Um..er...I've heard of talking out of one's Ass but (or is it Butt?)....

Anyhow in cases like this Mals or whoever normally jumps into the Rig and goes for a drive trying to locate his love. There have been many long trips for naught but the excuses from the Lad were priceless! Grab a few cases of Pork and Beans and go get your Love!!!

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:11 am

OSCARPILES!!!!!!! I have missed you! It made my night to see your name Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My baby is so happy with me today

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if this are your promises to fail and make me cry...then why did you have to make me love you?....for you know that you are going to break my heart at the end of everything..why? you are such a wicked man..and God will never give you the woman of your dreams..and no woman will love you for abandoning me like this..thank you and GOD BLESS YOU...SHALOM..

Honey what is this crazy talk about? I don't understand your tantrum in the least. There is no such thing as some god and he wouldn't curse people because you are mad at them. now what are you being this way for? I hate when you act like this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hi baby..how are you doing today?...honey if you dont come and get me out of here now this woman might kill me and send my cops to you in cold blood..the other day i was sending you a mail,from fish.. she collected the phone from me and told Sandra never to come to our house again..and i say her typing on it..and wen wen she gave Sandra the phone yesterday, i as that she has sent you some stupid message,acting to be me.am sorry for that but that was not me at all ..not your Shirley. i always live you honey...please i dont have an money to feed.if not for my friends,i will have been deed by now..please honey i don want to starve...do this to prove to me that you love and care about me honey..

Good morning sexy mama! How are you doing today? That hateful woman wrote me a very nasty message. Why don't you stop piddling around and tell me where you are? I need an address where I can come get you. I do not want my wife staying there any longer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hi babe..how are you doing my love..papa bear?.....yes i know that you love me so much that you cant let go of me,,and i dont want to loose you as well too...if you come to get me she might call the police for you..and you know that we have not gotten married yet?....and you might get arrested by the cops,which i wont be happy about..i dont want anything to happen to you my papa bear..that is why i said that you should send me the money so that i will run away from her without her notice..and come to you my love..please just trust and believe me ok..and i promise that everything will be fine soon my darling..I,LOVE YOU SO MUCH PAPA BEAR.....

Good evening my love! How are you? I need a real address not stories my love. I am not worried about that skank calling the cops. I am not breaking the law by coming to get you out of that shithole. That bitch doesn't scare me with that nonsense. I will put in for a favor to our chapter out there in wisconsin and your home will be rumbled to get you out. Stop playing and give me the address.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He goes back to the PM again but I am not replying to him there. He is going to mail me.

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my darling..i swear to you that am not the one that wrote you that message.it was my steep mum that text you that..i love you and i will never use such words for my husband never in my hole life..MY PAPA BEAR..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hi honey how are you doing today my love?...well am so happy to have heard from you this moment..you see i know what am talking about, i know that woman so well and i know what she can do..so the b est ideal is that i get out of her house as soon as i could ok. yes it,s a very good thing you want me out of her place for good..but i want to take it slowly and easy ok..and i told you about my feeding but you did not even answer me on that..why my darling?.......please honey i need to feed out hear..tell me wen you will send me some money so that i will tell my friend mother to give me her address here in Wisconsin......love you so much( shirley)

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please tr and help me ok my darling.. i really want to get out of that woman,s house....

Good evening my baby! How are you today? honey please stop trying to dodge me on the address of where you are. I am not afraid of your aunt and she can't do anything to me. I do not want your friends moms address. I want the address where I come to get you at. I have asked you 4 times now and you do not answer me.

I am not sending money for you to stay in that bitches house. You give me the address and I will come get you. There is plenty of food in our home so stop making excuses.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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babe..i will give you the address wen you are ready to co,e take me away..why i said that you should come to my friends mom .s place is that i now stay with her..and you cant let her feed me for ever..i need to get some clothes,pay some bills and as well thank suki mom for taking care of me..

I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH HONEY...shirley..

Good morning my love! How are you? Honey I need that address of whichever place I am going to find you at. I need to come get you and bring you home.

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:31 pm

Well, he could leave right away as soon as he gets her email.

What do you do when they give you an address to send money too? I have seen a couple of baits where the lad asks for a check to be sent to an address in the US, do you notify the owner or the delivery company?

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:53 pm

You PM a mod as soon as possible with the info.They know what to do with it.

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:14 pm

Thanks Capone!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This lazy mutt!

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hey baby....how are yo doing today?....i will give to you the address but i really need to feed as at now...if you know that you cant send the money to me to take good care of my self and pay my bills before coming to you then forget about me ..and never message me again ...bye

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:11 pm

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hey baby....how are yo doing today?....i will give to you the address but i really need to feed as at now...if you know that you cant send the money to me to take good care of my self and pay my bills before coming to you then forget about me ..and never message me again ...bye

Yes, because every normal woman obviously expects the dude she just met in some bar or singles' club to immediately take over her bills and take care of her. Or else. It's a wonder any babies ever get made! Shocked

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:51 pm

In the immortal words of Mimicat, Fork that.

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:27 pm

Wow, I can feel her love for you.