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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Another Josie Miller pic person

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How are you doing dear ? i have get your email thanks ,, i will be happy if you add me in my yahoo messenger for us to talk and no more about each other and share picture's. i hope to her from you soon.

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Hello dear i have get your email thanks .... you i hope you are looking good and the family.. dear i will be happy if add me in my yahoo messenger for us to talk and no more about each other and share picture's id ( @yahoo.com ) i hope to her from you soon .

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Okay add me in my Gmail for us to chat okay .. @gmail .. i hope to her from you soon okay

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I am tell me your full name, i live in Ghana,Accra I am single with no kid. A little more about me, I am 5'7" and 139lbs I am someone who loves being surrounded by family, friends and holidays. I am ready for a serious relationship and I really look forward to starting that with the right person. I am Looking for someone who know how to treat a Woman like the way Woman need to be treated, respectful, love kids and family, very kind and communicative, have a good sense of humor, someone who will be there for me when i need his help/supportive, share ideas together as husband and wife as am ready for that, Who know's u are my match.. and what is your idea match, I am a cool minded person , I love being straight forward in my activities with people,in fact the reason my folks like me is just cos of my policy of being simple as I believe Greatness Lies In Simplicity how about u don't u think so ?

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I'm not at my computer.

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Thanks!

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Hello honey am looking good i have missed you honey , when am i gong to see your hansom picture's
i will be happy to your picture's i hope oneday am going to meet you and spend the rest of my life with you ..
i always think about you dear and i hope GOD is going to give us long life and get marry one day . Dear what work
did you do

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Hello how are you doing honey

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I hate lies, I hate dirty people , I don't like loquacious men ,I also dont like greediness cos I believe in giving and its only when u give u will take its a natural law of creation. I like honest people, I like being down to earth, I love beign truthful in all my deeds ,speech etc My dear, I think I have been able to give u in details all u need to know about me and would love to read same in reciprocity to ensure a suitable ground for a start of this relationship.One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this.Love is like a wonderful feeling of compassion and satisfaction. It should be given respect and trust; and it should receive that love back.The best proof of love is trust.True love is the greatest thing that you can experience; it can weather any storm. Loving, trusting and respecting each other totally can bring you to true love and happiness..
Dear do you have your own house?
Do you have a car?

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Dear i hope you like them all ,,, i hope am with you dear am praying that one day how dream will come true so that i will
meet you one for us to spend how life time together.. Dear am Dorcas Boateng tell me you full name. Dear take care for
me i love you kiss and hug .

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Honey i hope you will add me in Gmail for us to chat one day ..id( @gmail.com )*:-* kissi hope to meet you there. kiss

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One important thing is to let each other go if you can't do this.Love is like a wonderful feeling of compassion and satisfaction. It should be given respect and trust; and it should receive that love back.The best proof of love is trust.True love is the greatest thing that you can experience; it can weather any storm. Loving, trusting and respecting each other totally can bring you to true love and happiness..
It's hard to love and hard to trust; but finding love and finding trust was a gift from you to me.Relationships should never be taken for granted.The choice of being with another life is an amazing thing. Trust, loyalty and respect are a must for eternal happiness,No matter how much you love someone if you don’t have these ingredients you will never succeed.To be in love means being patient but to be patient you must trust him/her first.You can never find love through the eye or ear, so you must trust the only thing that will never fade until you die, your heart.* Mad

lovestruck* Mad

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lovestruck*:-* kiss*:-* kiss*:-* kiss

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Dorcas is a two timing hussy!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^ Are you stealing my baby?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

AM INNOCENT!!
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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^ That is not what oscar told me!

Good evening my lady! I have had horrible nightmares of people covering me with paste and sticking me to the wall. They didn't even use staples or tape. I was really upset when they didn't even make original drawings. The lazy people just pasted stupid quote bubble things around me. I woke up screaming like a little girl.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

OooooO Oscar is soooo in trouble!

I love your copy and paste nightmare!

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:11 pm

I tell you I am innocent! This is my innocent face so you gots to believes in me! Okay maybe not but how about a poem?

As my Hero Ricky says 'this is like getting two Birds Stoned at Once' since I am appeasing my Darling and giving mimicat a transcript of something I posted:

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Lassie: Mr McTeagle wrote me two poems, between the months of January and April 1969...
Interviewer: Could you read us one?
Lassie: Och, I dinna like to... they were kinda personal... but I will.
(she has immediately a piece of paper in her hand from which she reads) 'To Ma Own beloved Lassie. A poem on her I7th Birthday. Lend us a couple of bob till Thursday. I'm absolutely skint. But I'm expecting a postal order and I can pay you back as soon as it comes. Love Ewan.'

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^Awesome poetry there! lol

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Dear i have missed you baby when am i going to meet you personal online for us to chat ..
I walys think about you and nothing can change my mind from you if you really love me ,

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever believe this would ever happen. I never expected to fall so deeply in love so fast. It all started last week with your first email to me, "Add me in my Gmail, we need to Chat!" I was just online trying to catch up with some friends and I had the pleasure of seeing your email message in my mailbox...Our love started over the net and everything seemed almost perfect then. We had never met but the love we felt was so big and true already, and could only become complete by meeting each other.

The very first day I saw your picture and profile , we held one other so tightly ... we didn't want to let go, and time stood still. We had a perfect day and we knew it could only get better and better if we only stood by each other, held, kissed and hugged. After that moment we never went through a day without saying how much we love and need each other for the rest of our life.Being far away from you is killing me, not sharing every day with you and not being able to hold you whenever I want, hurts so much but I know that at the end of all this pain I will find you again. i love you baby kiss and hug111 kiss 100100.

Dummy just figured out he was already in my Gmail. These lazy chat nags can become annoying!

Good afternoon Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I am sorry my lady I am not wasting my life away in that childish chat mess. that is not real communication. Email is real communication and the only thing I have time for. That whole eating and paying bills thing really sucks sometimes.

Finding your mail reminds me how much you truly love me. Two whole sentences is a record and almost soothes my fears of paste. I am so happy you are here to protect you man from such things.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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I know we'll have a great life together and can't wait for us to be with each other every day, sharing everyday problems and joy, without having to leave one another's side. Fate put us through this, but we'll come out of it all shining as the love we feel is hard to find.

I'm proud of the person you are. I love the way you are with me and with others. I'm proud to be with someone like you, the sweetest and most caring guy I've ever known. Don't ever change, Honey, as you're perfect to me ... we're perfect for each other and it will be like that for eternity...

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Love is like trust, when you find your special someone it is as if you're trusting them with your heart.Trust is what you put in someone's hands. Faith is what you hold on to..Trust is what makes everyone realize that you are always there for them. Faith is what makes everyone realize that you are always there to help them in case they need some help..Love makes not everyone, but the only one in your life who is special, think that you are always there for her, to be with her, to cherish her, to fulfill her dreams, to share with her and most of all, to make her realize how much you really love her...Distance doesn't matter if you really love the person, what matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out........Without romance, love gets dry.Without respect, love gets lost.Without caring, love gets boring. Without honesty, love gets unhappy, and without trust, love gets unstable. Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again.* Mad

lovestruck* Mad

lovestruck* Mad

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Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I am looking forward to the day that we are sharing actual everyday conversation. Maybe then we could figure out what this might actually be.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello dear how are you doing ? and the family i hope you are doing will .. i have missed you kiss and hug.* Mad

lovestruck

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You can get advice from family, friends and strangers, but the best advice comes from your heart; it never lies - trust it.There may be many people that are trustworthy, but only a few are worth trusting with your heart; choose wisely.To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. For you can love many, but without trust you have nothing.The heart already knows what the mind can only dream of. Trust your heart.Distance cannot, and will not hurt a bond between two people that is based on mutual respect, trust, commitment, and love.Jealousy is not a sign of true love; it's insecurities that comes in the way, 'cause love has just one important ingredient: Trust. Do you trust me?Love means never doubting anything. It means trusting and being honest with each other Someone can be as beautiful on the outside as they are on the inside, but when he or she betrays your trust, they become the ugliest person in the world, And am hope soon we are going to meet each other and we will spend the rest of our life together and be happy in life.. take care for me i love you . **==**==**==

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I have missed you the last few day dear. I guess you were out for the weekend. Hope you had a great time.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Honey i have missed you too honey i hope am with you enjoying the life with you honey .. i really love you honey and i like you baby i want you to be my one and only .Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude.. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing.It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres.Love takes many things: trust, hope, wishes, dreams, and everything you've got, even when you know it's not going be enough. Love is not always fireworks and shooting stars; sometimes it's a simple understanding and trust between two people..
Happiness is the only thing on earth that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money.Money and love aren't the same thing.The more you spend money, the less you have, the more you spend love, the more you get in return. Love doesn't cost money, but it does require the payment of your heart, i love you honey and i like you too .Honey i hope you and the family are doing good .kiss and hug.

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HANSOM I HOPE EVERYTHING IS LOOKING GOOD AND WORK.

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. Everything is looking great here and even some of it is work. I got a slight case of flatulence this morning, I think it's from my medicine but maybe from all the paste as well. I'm not real sure.

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Sweetie i hope thing are going to be alright for you okay . i hope you and your family are doing will Honey ,, I really love you ,all relationships have some adjustment periods, but being hurt shouldn’t be part of being in love. Loving relationships have good qualities, such as support from your partner, a willingness to communicate, a desire to compromise, and open an honest communication.When you do not have these fundamental qualities in a relationship, that relationship isn’t likely to grow, and become something that you desire.We all turn to our loved ones for trust and honest and good relationship to married. When your loved one does not offer you their support it may be time to look at your relationship.A man can inherit a house and money from his parents, but only the Lord can give him a sensible wife. Love is when money and materialistic things no longer matter.It's when you're holding the hand of the woman you love and you feel like the richest man in the world - you have everything.With money, we can buy all things, but with love, we find everything that really matters..It isn't money, fame, or power, no, the greatest adventure in life is love..Power is one thing; money and power are two things, but love is everything , i will always love you with all my heart and i will never for get in in my dream .. i love you honey kiss

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. Everything seems ot be going great here and I am cutting back on my paste intake so the flatulence should go away.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Good evening Derrick ! How are you doing and your family and work honey i have missed you, i hope things are going to okay for you honey, Darling, you have no idea of how b rightful you made my life with your love, of how happy you make me feel at each day and of how lucky I feel for having by my side someone so amazing! I love you more than you can imagine and with all my heart, and my heart is yours. You are my soul mate, my other half, and with you I am complete! With you is the only place I wanna be, always! I love you! ..Joey Baby I love you,I love everything about you without you I'm not okay when ever your not around me I feel lonely right away.but I know you will always come back for me I love you honey love you so much....................I love you lover and I know I will love you forever. Cause forever is the length of time that I wish you to be with me. This love that I have for you is coming straight from my heart. Your my dream come true.I will always be here for you baby and my love will always be true and forever yours.

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. Everything is great with my family, my work and even with me. I have developed a taste for the paste, it cuts down the waist. I think you will like the slimmer me even better.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Yeah honey ..i hope you will be come better honey .. baby i have missed you honey, i hope ypu are having a good day now. Everyday I wake up thanking God for you. You have made all my dreams come true, especially now you make me fall in love with you on the way i like . You have given me so much within the last and I don't know if I will be able to give back all that you have given me. I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart.. I will always be here for you when you need me and I will love you no matter what life brings us. You are my soul mate, , and I vow to love you until the day that eternity is gone. I love you, baby. i love you Dorcas

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I have really enjoyed reading all the things that you have taken the time to paste to me. It mean so much more when it comes so effortlessly.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Everyday I wake up thanking God for you. You have made all my dreams come true, especially now with the baby on the way. You have given me so much within the last and I don't know if I will be able to give back all that you have given me. You have been my guiding light when I was lost.. You have been my comforter through all my trials and sorrow. And you have been my rock. There has been so many times when I wanted to give up, and then you gave me hope and love..Distance doesn't matter if you really love the person, what matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out........Without romance, love gets dry.Without respect, love gets lost.Without caring, love gets boring. Without honesty, love gets unhappy, and without trust, love gets unstable. Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again..You can get advice from family, friends and strangers, but the best advice comes from your heart; it never lies - trust it.There may be many people that are trustworthy, but only a few are worth trusting with your heart; choose wisely.To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. For you can love many, but without trust you have nothing.The heart already knows what the mind can only dream of. Trust your heart.Distance cannot, and will not hurt a bond between two people that is based on mutual respect, trust, commitment, and love.Jealousy is not a sign of true love; it's insecurities that comes in the way, 'cause love has just one important ingredient: Trust. Do you trust me?

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the weekend. I am always surprised by the words that you send to me. I have never known that lugubriousness could be found with words on paper. I feel very special that you take the time to tell me these things.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello honey how are you doing and your family there doing i have missed you baby, i wish am with you love. Yesterday night before I sleep your sweet face es through my mind. As I rest my head on my pillow a smile seeps through my soul, knowing that you, and you alone have made .Without you I would simply be surviving, but with you I am living life to the fullest. Because of your love my spirit has been rejuvenated..You are the love of my life. We have been so close, yet so far apart... No matter where my life takes me, my heart is set on you. Like a blossom growing, our friendship gets stronger everyday. Hanging out everyday has drawn my attention to you, feeling safe and closer makes a part of me happier than the other. All the sweetie word we have had together have become a part of my life and you will always remain in my heart forever;;;; Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast. It is not proud. It is not rude.. It is not self-seeking. It is not easily angered. It keeps no record of wrong doing.It does not delight in evil, but rejoices in the truth. It always protects, trusts, hopes, perseveres.Love takes many things: trust, hope, wishes, dreams, and everything you've got, even when you know it's not going be enough. Love is not always fireworks and shooting stars; sometimes it's a simple understanding and trust between two people..Do you trust me?

Good afternoon Dorcass! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. Most everyone is fine here except that pasty girl my little brother married. She forgot her recommended dosage of mucilex to balance out the moosilage. I think she has hardened arteries or something.

I will certainly buy myself a book of words and meanings. I can't believe I ever got by without one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Honey i hope you are looking good .. Ohh okay hope soon we are going to get married as your brother just married .

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hello baby.

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In life, we receive a wonderful opportunity, and that is to love... Love comes in many forms. You love people in different ways and for different reasons, depending upon how they have touched your life. Love is a very powerful word and can describe a multitude of feelings, but its main context carries the same meaning....I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together.

I couldn't help myself

Hello again Dorcas! Will you marry me? I'd make a good husband, Dorcass. I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

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Yes i will marry you , and i promise. I know there's an ocean between us,
and I wish that it weren't true,
for every day when I arise,
I yearn to be with you.
Though a lot of distance lies between us,
you'll always be in my mind and my heart,
And every night beneath the stars,
I pray for the day we'll never be part.

Every day I will be thinking about you. When my eyes are closed, when I sing and dance to a love song, when I'm checking my email, I will be thinking about you. When I go to sleep in the loneliness of my room and give in to wonderful dreams I will definitely be thinking about you.

I know someday we will meet and spend our lives with each other. I have waited for someone like you, and now that I have found you I will never let you go. I love you so much,Derrick, Honey will you marry too?

Good evening my Dorcas! I am happy that you will marry me. Of course I will marry you. Momma always said a box of chocolate was like life. Sometimes you just have to settle for the gooey ones instead of the caramel. That's all I got to say about that.

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Let me start by saying that I thank God I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you.Today I promise you that I would do anything in my power to make you a great person, outstanding father and loving husband. I LOVE YOU!!,I want to tell you that the love I have for you is undying. It is a love that is strong and enduring and will stand the test of time. I truly feel blessed that you have become a part of my life and I cannot wait for the day that we can join our lives together. I want to lie next to you at night and fall asleep in your arms, only to wake to your beautiful smile. I want to share in your joys and sorrows. I want to be your everything. You are everything to me.
Honey i want you to do me some favor will you ?. kiss and hug for you .

You light up my life lyrics sent in return.

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Honey thanks i like your song. Derrick i want you to help me to pay my internet and school fee's can you help me to pay.?

Good morning Dorcass! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I am not interested in paying your bills in Africa. In my home I pay the bills. You do not live in my home at this time so you pay your own bills.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Dear i will be happy if you help me with my school fee's please.

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Dear i understand what you are saying , pls help me and GOD is going to replay's it for you .. i hope you are looking good .

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. You don't seem to understand what I said at all. I am not paying your school fees and only a fool would think some god would replay them. You pay your own bills.

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Back to the copy/pasta.

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It's hard to love and hard to trust; but finding love and finding trust was a gift from you to me.Relationships should never be taken for granted.The choice of being with another life is an amazing thing. Trust, loyalty and respect are a must for eternal happiness. No matter how much you love someone if you don’t have these ingredients you will never succeed.Love is a wonderful gift; trust in it, believe in it, give it, and it will be returned to you to give again and again..You can get advice from family, friends and strangers, but the best advice comes from your heart; it never lies - trust it, Happiness is the only thing on earth that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money.Money and love aren't the same thing.The more you spend money, the less you have, the more you spend love, the more you get in return. Love doesn't cost money, but it does require the payment of your heart.A man can inherit a house and money from his parents, but only the Lord can give him a sensible wife. Love is when money and materialistic things no longer matter.It's when you're holding the hand of the woman you love and you feel like the richest man in the world - you have everything.With money, we can buy all things, but with love, we find everything that really matters..It isn't money, fame, or power, no, the greatest adventure in life is love..Power is one thing; money and power are two things, but love is everything ...Faith is what makes everyone realize that you are always there to help them in case they need some help..Love makes not everyone, but the only one in your life who is special, i love you baby kiss and hug.

Good morning Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the weekend. I do love it when you tell me the definitions of words . You would think I would have had a pictionary available for such things but I don't need one when you tell me what they mean.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I got a real reply now

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Oh really ?

What do you mean by that baby?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

FRACK, this one is D U M B as a brick.

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You said you do love it when you tell me the definitions of words .i should i have told you if i need help from you and you dont want to help me .

Good evening Dorcas! I hope you are well and enjoying the day. I remember this mail very well and it told me that I got that test right.

You wrote- Happiness is the only thing on earth that cannot be paid by any diamonds, gold or money.Money and love aren't the same thing.The more you spend money, the less you have, the more you spend love, the more you get in return. Love doesn't cost money, but it does require the payment of your heart.

If I got it right that means I do not need to spend money for you to love me. If you ask me to do that you don't truly love me at all. That is why I like you telling me the definitions like you do.

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:20 am

You kill me.

Good thing I've got enough paste to last until morning.