Michelle, testicular torsion and a new partner

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Oh that makes sense.
Sorry for doubting you my dear.
I've just been so worried about people trying to take advantage of me.

Listen, what hospital are you in?
Has that doctor gotten his itemized statement prepared yet?
You would think that for someone who is so insistant on being paid he would
have at least prepared that bill. Remind me to never get sick in Nigeria, ok?

Well my dear, I must get back to work. The actors are getting edgy. We've run out of anal ease
so it will be a rough day for them.

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How are you doing and how is work today? Dear, please accept my
heart as your own and listen to both of ours beating as one. You are
my reason to live. Without you I'm nothing. I love you more than you
could even know, you are my world. I just wanted to let you know how
much I love all that you are and will be. You're truly my love, my
soul mate, and my best friend.

The doctor said his itemized statement will be prepared tomorrow and i
will have it send to you okay.

I am looking forward to read from you my love and send me your phone#

Oh my sweet festering pustule,

Of course you can call, let me have your phone number.

I have to fly to Germany in the morning. The actors refuse to work and have gone on strike.
I'm going to hire more actors and purchase more anal ease. It makes their job less painful.

If your doctor gets that statement ready, please have him email it to yet.another.character.please.slap.me.now@baitermail.
He'll hand deliver it to the payroll department where Prissy will process payment.

I don't know how long I'll be gone, but once I find internet access I will be sure to email you.

I love you like gravy on tatos,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Is cosmo aware of this? I don't want anyone involved between us again and you understand what i mean. Give me ur number! I don't know why you don't wanna give me your number. Am not happy.

My Schmuckel,

I am off to the airport in 5 minutes.

Darling, of course cosmo knows about this. He's the one that tried to protect me during the g0mer theft.
I'll give you my number of course, I just need a phone sim card when I land in Germany.

Please give me your phone number, I'll call you when I get my new sim card.

My love for you is like extra crispy on burnt toast.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hello Eyam,

I can never forget you, or keep thoughts of you out of my mind.
Thoughts of you warm my heart. You complete me, you are everything my
heart desire.

I did attached the doctor itemized statement and e-mail it to cosmo
and i ask him to e-mail you about it as proof.

Have you arrived in Germany and did you get the sim yet?

I am missing you so much and i am looking forward to read from you my love.

I'll shoot this off to her in the morning:

my0michelle0i0have0landed0however0those0damn0baggage0handlers0have0ruined0my0laptop0the0space0key0and0return0key0no0longer
0work0.i0shall0purchase0a0sim0card0as0soon0as0i0can0find0someone0to0fix0my0computer0
love0you0eyam

And to Cosmo, the lad sent:

Quote:

Hello Cosmo,

How are you doing and how is work? Hope your doing great. Eyam
instructed me to Attached the doctor itemized statement, in order for
you to hand deliver it to the payroll department where Prissy will
process payment.

I am looking forward to read from you and you can e-mail eyam about this okay.

Thanks.

THIS is the BEST the lad can do???

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5453/omfgnul.jpg

What a disgrace! That has to be redone.

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:26 am

I don't have a problem with that Bill whatsoever. If you have a problem there's his number, so call him maybe?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Yep, song still stuck in my head....THANKS!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

4 hours ago

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I love you too baby. but the message your wrote is not well reading. I
hardly read what you wrote. This is what i get.

my0michelle0i0have0landed0however0those0damn0baggage0handlers0h

ave0ruined0my0laptop0the0space0key0and0return0key0no0longer0work

0i0shall0purchase0a0sim0card0as0soon0as0i0can0find0someone0to0fix0

my0computer0love0you0eyam

Anytime I've 'coded' a message to a lad they've always been quick to decode. Not this lad.

2 hours ago

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Hello eyam,
How are you doing and how is work going overthere in germany? Did
you got the sim yet?

I am missing you and loving you more.

I am looking forward to read from you.

Maybe he knows binary

0110101101100101011110010110001001101111011000010111001001100100011000100111001001101111011010110110010101101110

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hello?

He is so very, very stupid.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

A few days ago:

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Hello Cosmo,

How are you doing and how is work? Hope your doing great. Eyam
instructed me to Attached the doctor itemized statement, in order for
you to hand deliver it to the payroll department where Prissy will
process payment.

I am looking forward to read from you and you can e-mail eyam about this okay.

Thanks.

Since I'm killing off Eyam soon, Cosmo will be in bold

Dear Ms. Logsdon,

I have received your correspondence and your attached statement of services.

This will be delivered to Prissy in our HR and Payroll Department.

Should you have any questions, do feel free to contact her directly at newBaiterAddy.
Verbal communication can be directed to her line at xxx-xxx-xxxx.

I am also available via electronic messaging at this electronic address (newBaiterAddy).

Sincerely,

Cosmo Kramer
Administrative Services at PFM

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Today:

Dear Idiotboi,

Mr. Eyam has asked me to contact you. He has been communicating in binary code since his laptop
keyboard seems to be broken.

He asks that I contact you via electronic message to make you aware of this.

Sincerely,

Cosmo
Administrative Services

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Thanks and it nice to read from you cosmo on behalf of Eyam.
Please tell him am so worried about him and i miss him so much. He
should please fixed his laptop keyboard.

I can't wait to read from him

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Since I love destroying all hope of payments on Fridays....Prissy sent this:

Dear Ms. Idiotboi,

Your claim number is 7474197. You will need to include that claim number on any correspondence you may have on your anticipated payment.

The claims adjuster has begun to process $0.00 as a final payment on your claim.

The rejection codes are as follows:

Failure to provide dates of service.
Failure to provide a doctors name and his/her specialty.
Failure to provide a diagnosis.
Failure to provide a treatment plan.
Failure to provide name of medicine.
Failure to provide amount of medicine.
Failure to provide method of delivery of medicine (oral, injection, anal, etc.).
Failure to provide method of transportation (ambulance, private taxi, etc.)
Failure to provide a survey on the driver (was he nice? did he drive fast? were the sirens on?).
Failure to provide name of internet company.
Failure to rate the internet company (was internet available to you during the day or only at night? was it slow or high speed?).
Failure to provide a list of meals (types of foods) and the number of times the patient ate.
Failure to provide the number of times the patient voided said meals (Need a number of times urinated and times bowels were moved. Need a number of times vomited. Times these numbers by 3 and divide by 2.Add 7. This is the F/Y number. The F/Y number needs to be placed at the top of the itemized statement.).
Failure to provide the patient's ID number.
Failure to provide the provider's ID number.

Do not hesitate to call should you have any inquiries regarding your payment of $0.00.

Sincerely,

Prissy
HR/Payroll Dept.
PFM

This lad works weekends.

Is there a male baiter willing to take a call from this lad as Eyam? I may need to kill him if this lad keeps insisting on a call. I will trade you a call (or calls) if you need a female.

Posted: Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:53 pm

wait, if your're not a soprano, Eyam did lose his nuts so....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^good point! I forgot about that!

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Hey cosmo what going on? where is eyam for God sake?

and to Prissy:

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The rejection codes are as follows:

Failure to provide dates of service: Date of service friday june 14 2013.

Failure to provide a doctors name and his/her specialty. Doctor name
Mr: Chales samson and his specialty is medical attitude test.

Failure to provide a diagnosis. Medical diagnosis or the actual
process of making a diagnosis is a cognitive process. A clinician uses
several sources of data and puts the pieces of the puzzle together to
make a diagnostic impression. The initial diagnostic impression can be
a broad term describing a category of diseases instead of a specific
disease or condition. After the initial diagnostic impression, the
clinician obtains follow up tests and procedures to get more data to
support or reject the original diagnosis and will attempt to narrow it
down to a more specific level. Diagnostic procedures are the specific
tools that the clinicians use to narrow the diagnostic possibilities.

Failure to provide a treatment plan: Drug.

Failure to provide name of medicine: Ambien, Amitriptyline,
Amoxicillin, Atenolol, Ativan Cephalexin,Clonidine, Cymbalta,
Diazepam, Flexeril, Gabapentin, Hydrochlorothiazide, Klonopin,
Lexapro, Lipitor Lisinopril, Lorazepam, Lyrica, Metformin, Methadone,
Methocarbamol, Metoprolol, Morphine, Neurontin, Naproxen, Omeprazole,
Oxycodone, OxyContin, Percocet, Phentermine, Seroquel ,Skelaxin, Soma,
Tramadol, Trazodone, Valium,Vicodin, Xanax.

Failure to provide amount of medicine: $1,000

Failure to provide method of delivery of medicine: anal.

Failure to provide method of transportation: Ambulance.

Failure to provide a survey on the driver: His nice? and drive fast to
safe my life and the siren is on.

Failure to provide name of internet company: Agog internet company.

Failure to rate the internet company: Yes internet was availabe to me
during the day and it was an high speed.

Failure to provide a list of meals (types of foods) and the number of
times the patient ate. Pizza, steak singore noodles.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

SMS from (484) 450-xxxx
Hello, This is michelle I diotboi

SMS from (484) 450-xxxx
hello

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:08 pm

Can't believe you used an EOB form~!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

A slightly modified EOB...something he'll never be able to use to his benefit.

Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:14 pm

Extremely creative! I notice you redacted the codes-can't be reused.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

He copied prissy's rejection and filled in his answers...totally unacceptable!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

and everybody knows that rating your driver is a totally normal question when insurance companies want to pay... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

from prissy to idiotboi:

Dear Claimant,

Please note, any correspondence you send must include your claim number. I gave that to you on my last correspondence.

You must also have a new itemized statement with ALL information.

Again, this list MUST be present on the itemized statement:

Dates of service.
Doctors name and his/her specialty.
Diagnosis.
Treatment plan.
Name of medicine.
Medicine.
Delivery of medicine (oral, injection, anal, etc.).
Method of transportation (ambulance, private taxi, etc.)
Survey on the driver (was he nice? did he drive fast? were the sirens on?).
Name of internet company.
Rate the internet company (was internet available to you during the day or only at night? was it slow or high speed?).
List of meals (types of foods) and the number of times the patient ate.
Number of times the patient voided said meals (Need a number of times urinated and times bowels were moved. Need a number of times vomited. Times these numbers by 3 and divide by 2.Add 7. This is the F/Y number. The F/Y number needs to be placed at the top of the itemized statement.).
Patient's ID number.
Provider's ID number.

Please note, I do not reply to SMS messages. You must leave a voice mail message with your return call number. You must also verbally communicate your claim number. This office deals with over
150 medical claims each quarter. Failure to provide your claim number will result in a failure of a return call.

Any further communication via email without your claim number attached will be deleted. You will get no response from me.

Sincerely,

Prissy
HR/Payroll Dept.
PFM

Idiotboi:

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What you talking about? I list all you seek. Now your seeking the same info again. Don't you know am dying here? Am eyam's wife and I should be treated bad. I need the money in order for me to leave here. Stop asking question that eyam's did not send you okay.

Yep, treat you bad. Got it!

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Fuck you. Thief

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Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:28 pm

Unhappy camper has a limited vocab.

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He just can't follow directions! All he had to do is submit another itemized statement, do some math and await KKSS forms.

I just can't get a good quality rant from this one.

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:26 pm

Maybe it's because they drugged the hell outta him at the hospital!!!

Out of anal ease <<<< cracking me up!!!

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