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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... To push a Lad's buttons sometimes.

Hearken to Cammy with Mr Story of the FBI (beware of profanity):

Quote:
Lad:‎ NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME?
Lad:‎ TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
Me:‎ You don't have to shout.
Me:‎ Why are you so rude?
Lad:‎ AM NOT RUDE PLEASE
Me:‎ Oh bollox - all that shouting and surly questions.
Lad:‎ AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME PLEASE
Lad:‎ AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE
Me:‎ You aren't supposed to be acting like some beat cop with a migraine.‎ They usually get nice pretty fast when I flutter my eyelashes and pout a bit.‎ Did I ever tell you I'm really hot?
Lad:‎ STOP THAT INSUALT OF YOURS RIGHT NOW
Me:‎ What insult?‎ I told you I'm hot. Is that so bad? If you're gay I don't care. Hey, I'm bisexual.
Lad:‎ I DON'T BLAME YOU
Lad:‎ ARE YOU BEEN SILENT ?
Me:‎ Why blame me for being bisexual? It's not like it's a choice.
Me:‎ Hello?
Lad:‎ YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE $2.5 MILLION USD
Me:‎ Why?
Me:‎ You're a real wet blanket.
Lad:‎ REALLY
Lad:‎ TAKE CARE
Lad:‎ BYE
Me:‎ What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lad:‎ EXPECT US SOON
Me:‎ Huh?
Me:‎ What are you talking about?
Lad:‎ STOP
Me:‎ Stop what?
Lad:‎ I DON'T WANT YOU TO WRITE ANYMORE YOU PISSED ME OFF RIGHT NOW
Lad:‎ GOOD DAY
Me:‎ What did I do wrong?
Lad:‎ CAN'T YOU LET ME BE
Me:‎ You owe me an explanation.
Lad:‎ I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU DON'T NEED THE FUNDS
Me:‎ How could you find that out?
Lad:‎ I OWE YOU NOTING AND WILL NEVER OWE ANY
Me:‎ So there were no funds after all.
Lad:‎ GET THE FUCK OUT
Me:‎ Kiss my sexy little ass, cockbreath.
Lad:‎ THANKS
Me:‎ Go buttfuck a goat and lick its ass out afterwards.
Lad:‎ IS LIKE I WILL CONTACT BENIN GOVERNMENT TO CANCEL THE FUNDS
Me:‎ Come on, shit for brains, there is no money,‎ You're another scammer.
Lad:‎ ALRIGHT
Me:‎ I didn't expect you to fess up so fast.
Lad:‎ GOOD DAY MS
Me:‎ Do eat shit and die, pretty please.


Meanwhile, Mal is having issues with Ghana customs. The trouble hits just after 2:30.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/WxQfxoRV/2013-06-01_Mal_to_Customs.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Every Mal call is like a rocket launch, with the lad in the cockpit, "sitting on his little cushion." It's always a rough ride, and ends up splashing back into the ocean. Or something like that... Laughing

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