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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:30 pm
... To push a Lad's buttons sometimes.
Hearken to Cammy with Mr Story of the FBI (beware of profanity):
Lad: NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME?
Lad: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
Me: You don't have to shout.
Me: Why are you so rude?
Lad: AM NOT RUDE PLEASE
Me: Oh bollox - all that shouting and surly questions.
Lad: AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME PLEASE
Lad: AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE
Me: You aren't supposed to be acting like some beat cop with a migraine. They usually get nice pretty fast when I flutter my eyelashes and pout a bit. Did I ever tell you I'm really hot?
Lad: STOP THAT INSUALT OF YOURS RIGHT NOW
Me: What insult? I told you I'm hot. Is that so bad? If you're gay I don't care. Hey, I'm bisexual.
Lad: I DON'T BLAME YOU
Lad: ARE YOU BEEN SILENT ?
Me: Why blame me for being bisexual? It's not like it's a choice.
Lad: YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE $2.5 MILLION USD
Me: You're a real wet blanket.
Lad: TAKE CARE
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lad: EXPECT US SOON
Me: What are you talking about?
Me: Stop what?
Lad: I DON'T WANT YOU TO WRITE ANYMORE YOU PISSED ME OFF RIGHT NOW
Lad: GOOD DAY
Me: What did I do wrong?
Lad: CAN'T YOU LET ME BE
Me: You owe me an explanation.
Lad: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU DON'T NEED THE FUNDS
Me: How could you find that out?
Lad: I OWE YOU NOTING AND WILL NEVER OWE ANY
Me: So there were no funds after all.
Lad: GET THE FUCK OUT
Me: Kiss my sexy little ass, cockbreath.
Me: Go buttfuck a goat and lick its ass out afterwards.
Lad: IS LIKE I WILL CONTACT BENIN GOVERNMENT TO CANCEL THE FUNDS
Me: Come on, shit for brains, there is no money, You're another scammer.
Me: I didn't expect you to fess up so fast.
Lad: GOOD DAY MS
Me: Do eat shit and die, pretty please.
Meanwhile, Mal is having issues with Ghana customs. The trouble hits just after 2:30.
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
"I aim to misbehave."
x5 x2 x 178
x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
SlapHappy Body Eater
Joined: 15 May 2006
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:57 pm
Every Mal call is like a rocket launch, with the lad in the cockpit, "sitting on his little cushion." It's always a rough ride, and ends up splashing back into the ocean. Or something like that...
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