Inbox review 2013

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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:59 am

I like to go through my 419 account emails yearly to see if I can pick up on anything funny or interesting that I may have missed, here are a few choice e-mail responses.

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I really appreciate your honesty and sincerity the disease died 17th sept,2006 and up till now the bank has unable to see any of the relatives we have many cases like this in the bank and at the end the MANAGEMENT EXECULTIVES OF THE BANK uses this funds to enrich themselves others are transferd in to HER MAJESTY ROYAL ACCOUNT and you know what that means.

.. not really, the Queen goes out an buys a new hat with the proceeds perhaps?

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please Mrs Shag i don't really like the way you are communicating with me

.. ooh err Mrs.

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Various unknown facts are listed on the website *removed* . The unknown facts are really good and I have found it very useful, so thought to share the same with you. They are categorized as
1. Unknown facts
2. Health Facts
3. Ayurveda facts
4. And Many more .

.. so they are unknown but a) You know them
b) they listed are on a website, and c) they are facts??
And WTF is Ayurveda when it's at home.

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THE REASON FOR THIS MAILIS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE NEWS YOU SENT ME MR PETER IS NOT YET DEAD BUT ALIVE ND ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU IS THAT YOU HAVE TO PRAY FOR HIM AS I AM DOING THE SAME
SO HE CAN STILL BE ALIVE

You are not happy he is 'not' dead ... you stupid wanker Smile

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Do not reply to those email. This are bad people doing voodoo in Ghana and they will rein your life with their witch carft doings. please do not get involve with these people okay? We beg you in the name of God never reply to those email. we look forward to hear from you and please once again never you reply to those evil and devilish people

.. calm the fuck down .. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:18 pm

Ayurveda is traditional Indian medicine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayurveda

Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:36 pm

Thanks. I'd rather have a sharpened croc shoved up my ass sideways Smile

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Dear P Pann,

Thanks for your mail. These are the needed items below:

neon furry boot covers (pink) - 35857
angel feather wings (large black) - 20900
angel feather wings (medium black) - 20896
cemetery angel wig (black) - 36321
tutu deluxe underskirt (black) - 30760
spiritual monk costume - palm 3282
118 marathon man costume - 25055M
giant best of british rubber duck - tob 17109
cinderfella drag wig (blue) - 34669
prince costume (burgundy) - 34651
siren wig (silver) - 37974
santa wig & beard set (long white) - 38317
cheeky english gent costume - 35309M
studmeister beer bottle costume (foam) - 20391
wolf costume - 31673

.. 10,000 pieces of each item. Fuckwits Smile

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Why are you calling Mr. Ravin an idiot which I forward you his id to send the funds but you keep on rounding like ball playing me for a fool?

Well I was going to call him a queer or mad but that would have been insulting.