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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Couple of days ago I was goaded into having a go on a balance board thingy:

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Now i have something very much like this:

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Broken wrist, fortunately relatively minor as I caught my entire body weight on my hand when the inevitable fall occurred a few seconds into my maiden voyage.

Alcohol was not involved.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Did you trip over your pigtails?

Glad it wasn't worse f5! Take care.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Alcohol was not involved.


There's the problem!

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can't be as idiotic as what I managed to do this week. I'm having a new set of teeth (aka dentures) made and I forgot I had an important dental appointment on Tuesday. Embarassed I now have to wait over three weeks for my next one. I can't wear my old set as they weren't made correctly and are too painful for me to use Crying or Very sad.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hope you didn't end up with one of those old fashioned plaster casts, Firehouse5, on your hand.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Best wishes FH5

That looks like a small fracture of your scaphoid - your 'anatomical snuff box ' - Ouch !

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No pigtails for me, somehow I didn't seem to find a photo of an overweight 40-something standing on the thing (think a 50% cleaned up version of my avatar). And no plaster cast as long as I take care properly - it's just a chip thank goodness.

@spot, it's the triquetral - viewed from above it looks much like a scaphoid would.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I blame Dr. mike. He has that effect on people...

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sue em FH5 for not having proper training wheels. Hopefully it's not your drinking and other important duties hand.
Get well soon. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 3:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No posting Real Life photos of yourself! That's the rule! Now that the lads know what your broken wrist looks like they can track you down!

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ouch!

As the Master of the Broken Wrist I know how painful it is to get entire summers off of work because of such things. Good thing it is 'minor' but don't tell anyone that. I have found as a Lefty that you can put the Beer between your legs for added leverage before twisting the cap off, use the right hand for the Boat Throttle and get a pipe instead off rolling. Other than that good luck!

Actually I have been break free since 2004 when I (yeah this story again) flipped my ATV.

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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2013 11:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry about your accident. Feel free to write "BearSeason" on your cast and pretend I signed it.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 1:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, that's nasty. It looked like a bad idea when I saw it done. Hope it gets better soon.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

FH5! I broke a toe in your honor, changing the sheets on my bed. A banal truth -- when your foot hits one of the frame supports with enthusiasm, it's not the frame support that's gonna give. Get better soon. ♥

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

f5, that's a perfectly good limb there. You just did not realize that you are actually a three-toed sloth. Try hanging from a high branch for fun next time.

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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 6:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

debest03 wrote:
I forgot I had an important dental appointment on Tuesday.

Ouchie as well! I hope you feel better soon. A swish/gargle with a mild salt/water mixture might help in the meantime? No, really, it might help. I used to work for a dentist, PM me.

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