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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^You are very sweet! I cannot believe this one is still trying.

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Have been here and babe can u pls help me get 100$ for my food stuffs...pls....?

Good morning. It has been a very long time. Where have you been?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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babe i have replied this long time and i now need some funds like 100$ for food stuffs

Honey, I am not here to buy your food stuffs. If I were living with and having sex with you then you would be eating food bought by me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hi babe how r u doing today and what r u up to now

Good morning dear! I am fine just working. What are you up to?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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babe i am feeling soo bad and even my life is miserable

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babe r u here with me

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HI BABE R U HERE WITH ME.....?OR R U MAD AT ME I LOVE U SWEETHEART!!!

Good morning darling!I am not mad at you, I was busy with work. Love you too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ok mylove do u know what i need,i need foodstuffs and it is only 100$..?

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babe talk to me

Hello again dear. What part of IF I AIN'T FUCKING YOU, I AIN'T FEEDING YOU do you not grasp? I told you no. I love you!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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but just send me that money only babe pls come..?

No and don't ask again!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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why

If you live in my home, sleep with me, keep me satisfied, then I buy your food.

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:24 am

(S)he talks like 100.00 is no big deal.

When she just wrote "why", I would have said "cause". Just to be snotty lol

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^I like your answer better than my own but I want to get him believing we are meeting instead.

I am sure he doesn't see 100 as a lot. It is money that he didn't have to start with so he must figure a small amount of that nature an then build more lies and amounts from that.

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yeah babe if u can help me come there i will do that

You need to find out what we need for that

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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babe we need some dollars for that....?

You don't need anything of the sort. You need to find out what we need.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ok then what do we need..........?

A pound of limburger, a side of beef, an order of onion rings with a vanill shake to go please.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ok u can send that to me and here is my address NAME:AWUSATU IBRAHIM
COUNTRY:ACCRA GHANA
ZIP CODE:00233
BANK:WESTERN UNION

The check is in the mail.

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:11 pm

^^^^

I woke my fiance with gut busting laughter!!! Laughing

(not to mention dribbling my coffee all down the front of me!) Thank you next victim, great way to start the day!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^I hope you didn't ruin the keyboard!

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WAT BABE R U GOING TO SEND THE FOODSTUFFS NOW

NO! Find out what we need.

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:24 am

What's he expecting? a CARE package? if there wasn't a prohibition against sending things to a scammer, I'd be tempted to send a couple MREs.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I think he was expecting my order to go to be delivered to his doorstep.

This just in

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we need milk,rice,milo,eggs,corned beef,sardine,etc...?

Stop with the ignorant food shit! I am not guying your groceries.

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:14 am

WOW does she honestly think you would send food? LOL That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Sounds like me when I was a kid and didn't want to finish my dinner. My parents would say "There are starving kids in China who would love to have that to eat." I told them to mail it to them Laughing

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As soon as I saw the grocery list, I spit ice tea all over my desk. I cannot stop laughing.

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 2:08 am

^^^^ me too. next victim has some of the best lads.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

What they are really wanting a person to do is go to one of those shopghana websites and add credit for them to piss away as they choose. I am trying to get this idiot to figure out that the visa and passport are what he needs, not the drive thru order.

Sorry about wasting your tea pelly. Welcome to the forums!

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how do u mean babe...?

Why is this difficult for you to figure out that we need to know how to get you away from the contagious ignorance that is running rampant through the neighborhoods?

I told you to come home. I have a nice juicy tube steak waiting for you.

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:49 pm

^^^^^

Can't. stop. laughing.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

PUT YOUR DRINKS DOWN BEFORE READING THIS!

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yes am i want to come home and come and be with you and i am really tired of been here i want to be with you and be in your arms i really missed you and want to be in your arms and feel your warmth ok..i am going to figure all that we need to get me out of here to home

i want to come for that nice juicy tube steak i cant wait ok

Hello again dear! I am glad that you are ready to come home and that you will no really look for what we need.

I have been saving this tube steak for someone to share it with because it is just to much for me to handle alone. I will make sure it is properly prepared for you when you arrive.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello my Dear i have missed you so much and am so happy to be with you my dear and i have been Thinking much about you my dear ...
You are welcome my Dear i love you so much Dear ....... Dear i need 300$ with me i have to be with u baby i love u so much babe ...i love u with all my heart My Dear ....i have not eat today i don,t have any Food in the House Today my love ... my dear i love u with all my heart and i promise u that i will never let u down baby you mean alot to me baby ....i love you so much baby .. and am so happy to meet u baby ...you are my one and Only i love so much ...

Good morning dear! How are you? Let me know when you have done something real. You do not need money on you to find out information. Get your greedy mind off the money.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He is magically stuck at that number.

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i have gone to figure out for what i will need so that i can get back home and be with and they said i have to renew my passport and visa and it cost 300 dollars for the renew of the passport and visa and i do hope that we can get it done ASAP for i need to be with you i really love you so much and you have been in my mind all this while today was a busy day for going to town to to the agent office to ask of this there was a whole lot of traffic in town..oh Gosh thank God i came home safley but tired and missing you..love you so much and i cant wait to hear from you hope you doing good and having a nice day..hope to hear from you soon

kisses and hugs to you

love ya

Hello again baby! I am glad you made it back safely with the information. I will wait for the bank account information for the transfer so I can get that headed your direction.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hello baby am so much happy to hear back from you also i really did missed you so much and you where all in my mind..babe i really cant wait to get home and be in your arms and feel you warmth..love you so much babe..and babe you have to send the money thru western union so that i can get it fast as soon as possible....

this is the information you need to send the money baby

NAME:Clement Osei Owusu
COUNTRY:ACCRA GHANA
ZIP CODE:00233
BANK:WESTERN UNION

Good morning my darling! I am very glad that you are excited about coming home and being with me. I can't wait to feel that lovely body next to mine in our bed.

I look forward to seeing the information I asked you for not that money laundering ignorance. We aren't using that bullshit.

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