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sunshine
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad googled the name of my dragon baiting character and got a bit upset

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WHAT IS THE COUNTRY CODE FOR WALE?ARE YOU A SCAMMER?GO TO GOOGLE YOU SEE YOURSELF NAME IN SCAM SECTION OF GOOGLE.


Turns out he's right - first two entries are for 419Eater. However the lads really don't get baiting and think its a forum for scammers. Anyway I protested my innocence and continued to ignore my requests whereupon he tells me to go forth and multiply. At this point I figured the bait was over and taunted him with a bit of guyman speak (probably one of Devguy's taunts) to reinforce the "419Eater = Scammers" fallacy he had.

I got this absolute gem of a rant back. I have no idea what he's saying but he's clearly monumentally peeved Laughing

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POVERTY GO KILL U FOR OKOTA.SMALL TIME THE OKADA BOY WEY DEY FEED YOU GO SACK YOU FOR HIS ROOM.THE ONLY PLACE YOU GO DEY SLEEP IS KUWAIT AT EGBEDA JUNCTION WHERE YOU GO DEY SMOKE GANGER WITHOUT FOOD.ONLY SUCKING OF GARI WITH GRANDNUT YOU GO DEY CHOP TILL MAD MAN BITE YOUR EYE.
MUGU,JUST WAIT FOR THE POLICE AT MUSHIN,THEY WILL CATCH YOU AGAIN.

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^That is all kinds of awesome. One of the best I've seen! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That was an awesome lad rant. Thumbs up Basically what the lad was saying is that you are small time and poor. You will end up a homeless and starving scavenger who smokes pot all day and the cops are waiting for you. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NO POLICE IN WALE YOU FOOL!!

Nice rant!
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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hahaha! Only too good!

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PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great rant. It's always hilarious to see them break out the colourful pidgin curses.

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 6:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

" CHOP TILL MAD MAN BITE YOUR EYE"

fantastic, always love an angry lad Cool

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PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

saved for later. Thnaks for sharing! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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SMOKE GANGER WITHOUT FOOD


For some stoners that is the worst kind of torture.

Good rant.
Edit: punctuation

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice rant. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A search for "EGBEDA JUNCTION KUWAIT" yields
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/specials/aspire/gowon-estate-once-upon-a-haven/

EGBEDA JUNCTION is an area containing about 500 blocks of flats built some 30 to 40 years ago. Once a prime area to live it has now been reduced to a filthy, dilapidated, crime ridden area.
KUWAIT actually refers a place where the local hoods and druggies hang out, not the country as I originally thought.

All in I don't think the lad wishes you well!

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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Being cursed to smoke pot all day is definitely one of the more intriguing lad curses I've ever seen. Congrats on a real winner of a rant.

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