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Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:41 pm

Raven was a real pleasure last night though a bit of a nag:

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Raven: Honey.
Raven: Are you there?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:Hey there Baby Doll I was missing you a whole bunch yes I was!
Raven: How is your day going honey?
TruckerMals:Just fine Little Lady and I gots good news too!!
Raven: What's that honey?
TruckerMals:Well i heard from the Bank and they started that transfer for the $3,000 today.
TruckerMals:Ain't that great?
Raven: What's that honey?
Raven: You haven't told me anything!!
TruckerMals:I just done told you that the Bank started that transfer of the $3,000 didn't I??
Raven: Yes honey
Raven: You told me that this morning
Raven: Have the transfer been done ?
Raven: You didn't send me a copy of the transfer receipt.
TruckerMals:Yeah i guess it has then hasn't it Little Lady cause they got in touch earlier like they did.
Raven: Could you request for a copy of the transfer receipt and send to me please?
TruckerMals:Sorry Baby Gal I'm having Internets trouble again. They said it was getting late and they would send a Courier feller round to hand deliver it they did.
Raven: I don't understand you??
Raven: Tell them to email you a copy of the transfer deposit receipt.
Raven: And then forward it to me.
TruckerMals:Well they is closed up by now but they promised to deliver it Darling and they are real professionals I tell you.
Raven: Ok honey.
Raven: So do we have to wait till tomorrow??
TruckerMals:Aww I was thinking it was coming tonight but you might be right there Little Lover Gal.
Raven: I checked the account and the money isn't there so I need a copy of the TRANSFER RECEIPT as evidence from the bank!!!
TruckerMals:Darling they said it would take some time so don't you worry bout that a bit and quit nagging me cause I don't likes being tolds over and over again.
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Please don't call me nagging it pisses me off!!!!!
TruckerMals:Sorry there Baby doll but sometimes you treats me likes I is a dummy or something but I ain't no dummy thats a for sure.
Raven: I would never want to treat you like a dummy.
Raven: Honey.
Raven: I just repeat everything to remind you.
Raven: You should know I love you.
TruckerMals:Aww I guess you is meaning well and I ain't used to it is all. I love you a whole bunch too!!
Raven: Honey?
Raven: Are you there??
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Talk to me!!
TruckerMals:I'm here Baby Doll.
Raven: Why haven't you been talking to me honey??
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Honey!!
Raven: Are you there?
TruckerMals:Honey Gal the Internets acting up again is all.
Raven: Are you using a dial up internet ?
TruckerMals:No they say its Four Gees or something like that. I gets it from the Feller who rents me the basement here I do.
Raven: Ok honey.
Raven: You have to complain to the internet cable repairer!
TruckerMals:Yeah i spose I should be doing something cause this just ain't right now is it?
Raven: So what do you want to do now honey?
TruckerMals:I wanna talk with you bout our future and maybe see some more of them naughty pictures too!!
Raven: Can you give me some few minutes to have dinner and I will send you some naughty pics too??
TruckerMals:Aww you are my Loving Gal. How long you gonna be?
Raven: 30mins honey.
TruckerMals:10-4 Little Lady. You enjoy your supper!!
Raven: Honey.
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:Hey there Baby Doll.
Raven: I sent you the pics.
Raven: Hope you like it.
TruckerMals:Give me a minute to log on Little Lady. Did you enjoy your Supper?
Raven: Yes love I did.
TruckerMals:And I sure do love them pictures I do!!!
Raven: Do you love them?
TruckerMals:You know I do Darling! Hot Dang you is one fine catch yes you is!!
Raven: Thank you honey.
TruckerMals:You do look real good all naked like.
Raven: Yes I just do it for you alone.
TruckerMals:Aww you be my one and only Baby Gal!
Raven: I love you honey
TruckerMals:I sure do love you too! Hot dang I is so happy!
Raven: Am glad you are happx
TruckerMals:I is all excited is what I is!
Raven: Because you are happy
TruckerMals:Well its more like something else but I is kinda embarrassed to tell that sort of stuff to women folk.
Raven: Lol
TruckerMals:Well its true Little Lady. My Mama raised me to be respectful and kind she did!
Raven: Me too honey.
TruckerMals:Yeah but you is real naughty too!
Raven: Lol
Raven: I won't send you anymore pics
TruckerMals:Dang it all now you is teasing me.
Raven: Am not teasing you.
TruckerMals:You sure is Baby Doll! I know teasing yes I do!
Raven: Lol

I'm not going to bother to count but how many times can someone ask for a Frigging Transfer slip? Jeeze....

So this morning I was awakened by the Missus needing money for essentials (beer I hope) and she just wouldn't let up. So I decided to relax and check up on my Baby Doll cause that's much more relaxing ain't it? Dang I was wrong:

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TruckerMals:Morning Little Lady.
Raven:good morning.
Raven:can I ask you a question?
TruckerMals:You sure can Darling.
Raven:why are you playing games with me?
TruckerMals:I ain't getting you there Baby Gal.
Raven:why did you tell me lies?
Raven:you said you transfered money to the account and yet nothing was transfered to the account!!
TruckerMals:I ain't no liar and don't like you accusing me of being one no I don't.
Raven:who did the transfer?
Raven:this is the third time you are doing this to me!!
TruckerMals:I was talking to this nice teller lady at the bank I was. Why you talking like this?
Raven:but nothing was transfered to the account
Raven:this is the third time you told me you transfered money to me yet i got nothing
Raven:do you want to tell me you have lost those money?
Raven:i hate being disappointed.
Raven:and you have never fulfilled your promise to me.
TruckerMals:Baby Doll you just ain't making any sense. You gots to slow it all down a notch so I can figure out what you is saying.
Raven:i got nothing so you should go to the bank and get your money back.
Raven:then you should send it to me via moneygram.
TruckerMals:Honey gal it can take a few days for these transfers I hear.
Raven:it takes just two hours.
Raven:don't tell me it takes days.
TruckerMals:Thats what they tells me so I don't knows but maybe things is different here than over there in England.
Raven:the account owners in the USA are bankers and they said it takes just 2 hours.
TruckerMals:Yeah but they is in Hawaii which kinda far away. Lord knows I couldn't drive the rig there.
Raven:you should go to the bank, tell them I didnt get the money and you need it back to your account
Raven:then take the cash and send i to me via moneygram
TruckerMals:Can't we just be patient like? I hate bothering them when there probably ain't no problem anyhow.
Raven:trust me there's a problem!!
Raven:are you going to do this or not?
TruckerMals:Well you gots me all confused and I'm trying to think but you keeps nattering on and I can't thinks too clear at all Darling no I can't!
Raven:you have to go to the bank and tell the bank that the account owner didnt get the funds.
Raven:and you need your money back to your account!
TruckerMals:Maybe they is still working on it. I hate to be all hasty and such.
Raven:it doesnt take a whole day or 24 hours just to transfer money to an account!!!!!
TruckerMals:Well I ain't no expert on this kinds of thing Little Lady so I don't knows what to say now.
Raven:just go to the bank and get the money!
Raven:i am tired of your stories!!!
Raven:you tell me everytime that money was transfered and I always end up getting nothing!
TruckerMals:Baby Doll I sure wish you'd be nicer to me some times cause this is hurting my feelings a whole bunch yes it is!!
Raven:it hurts me more when you keep lying to me.
TruckerMals:Quit calling me that! Mama didn't raise no lairs cause that ain't right no how!!
Raven:this is the third time you said you transfered money to me so why haven't i received any of them?
Raven:can you answer this???
TruckerMals:I don't knows Darling but I'm trying my best is all and you is making me all sore like.
Raven:if you don't love me fine, then you can leave me alone!
Raven:i told you to take the money from the bank and go to moneygram and send it to me!
TruckerMals:Baby Doll I do love you but you is making me all hot and buttered right now is all. I can makes this right but you gotta quit being so mean and such cause I don't likes it one bit at all no I don't!
Raven:when can you go to the bank ?
Raven:you need to go to the bank this morning and take the 3,000$
Raven:because it wasn't transferred.
TruckerMals:Ithinks they open up bout 11 for a bit but I was going bowling with Red and C.W. this morning I was. Ain't seen them in a long spell.
Raven:so are you not going to take the money from the bank?
Raven:i want you to go and take the money from the bank.
TruckerMals:Okay Baby Gal I'll get on over there then and see whats the problem is i spose.
Raven:tell them you dont want the transfer again and then get the cash and I will tell you how to send it to me ok?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:I'm here Darling just trying to reads all your words is all.
Raven:so did you read it now?
TruckerMals:Yeah I'm starting to catch up now Baby Girl.
Raven:yes i want you to go to the bank, tell them to cancel the transfer and give you the 3,000$ cash.
Raven:then you will go to moneygram and send it to me.
TruckerMals:Little Lady you knows I'd do anything for you so let me go on down there and get the to figure this whole mess out real quick like.
Raven:okay honey.
Raven:so I will be here when you return.
Raven:just make sure you get the cash okay.
Raven:you know i love you honey.
TruckerMals:You ain't being too nice to me though. Sometimes I don't feel loved and that makes me kinda sore.
Raven:I have been always patient with you.
Raven:this is the third time and I got nothing!!
Raven:I am not happy about this!
TruckerMals:Well I ain't too happy no how neither.
Raven:me too I am not happy too.
TruckerMals:Well I sure wish you'd show me how much you loved me better at times cause this just ain't right.
Raven:i am so unhappy.
TruckerMals:Well i sure do want my Girl happy so this ain't right at all no how!
Raven:i am crying.
TruckerMals:Aww Darling don't you be doing that!
Raven:okhoney
Raven:will you go to bank now?
TruckerMals:Yes Ma'am I will get my khakis on and head on down there in a bit I will.
Raven:ok honey I will wait here for you to return
TruckerMals:Sure hopes you still loves me cause I am upset like I ain't never been before.
TruckerMals:Well I guess i'd better back on out of here cause you ain't talking no how.

After all of that I'm stuck with a Foghat tune stuck in my head. Third Time Lucky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_uoeMBn8JM

Well at least this part:

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The first time I was a fool, I never knew that love could be so cruel.
It happened to me again - Third time lucky. Oh yea-ee-yeah

And on that note I'm going to give Afternoon Shift Raven the good news....

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Quote:

this is the third time you are doing this to me!!

Mine twig after the first time.

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Once bitten, twice shy, Third time lucky! You be Jammin! Might as well take it to the limit one more time.

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:33 pm

^^^^^
Great, I'm going to have a Mott the Hoople earworm all evening. Oscar, this is your fault!

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:51 pm

^I do apologize but you don't know what it is like here getting hit by the Raven! My Flak Jacket is ripped to threads and I've had to retreat to my Happy Place. Aww Falco take poor TruckerMals away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDPpq4qkkjA

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:32 pm

Speaking of Falco, he samples a Ted Nugent song in Rock Me Amadeus. Any takers?

Anyhow down to Bizzness! Raven was all over poor Mals like a...well you'll get the idea I think:

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BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Raven: hi honey.
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:Hey there Baby Doll! Raven: hi honey
Raven: where have you been?
TruckerMals:I've been here for quite bit but you was nowhere to be found at all no you weren't.
Raven: i had to work.
Raven: how was your day?
TruckerMals:It was good but I'm still a bit sore is all.
Raven: why??
TruckerMals:You was calling me bad things this morning and I just don't cotton them even from a special lady.
Raven: I have been unhappy!
Raven: remember this is the third time you told me you have sent me funds and i never get it. - (How could I forget?)
Raven: do they reurn these money to you?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:No Baby but even better they done gave me that Transfer slip you was asking bout.
Raven: so can I have a copy of the transfer slip?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:Well I went to that place that's always open to get it scanned but they was closed so I remembered that i gots a scanner here but gots to hook it up first.
TruckerMals:Why you keeps on buzzing me all the time like that Little Lady?
Raven: because you are slow in typing!!! so did you get the cash from the bank?
TruckerMals:Well it ain't easy for me cause my fingers is kinda big and used to the shifter and not these little buttons no how. The Teller Lady gave me that tranfer slip I done told you so it must be all okay now Darling.
Raven: but i checked the account and there's nothinh there!!!!!
Raven: it supposed to take 2 hours!!
TruckerMals:She was saying they was just done getting it processed up there so i don'ts knows what you means at all.
Raven: did you tell her i didnt get the funds.
TruckerMals:I did at that but she said maybe cause they weren't done their part yet was all.
Raven: so when was the transfer done?
TruckerMals:I'm sposing they finished this morning kinda late I am Little Lady.
Raven: Transfers within the USA takes only 2 hours
TruckerMals:Aww sweet potato sugar banana I don't know all this Bankering stuff. (For SomeBuddyAtHome and next victim)
Raven: you should go and take your monry back because I am tired of your promises and yet i will never get anything! (Massive type for the rest of the chat)
TruckerMals:Baby Doll that is some big words there.
Raven: this is the third time you told me you transfered money to me!!!
Raven: i have never received any funds you sent!! you should be disappointed because you keep promising and you never get it done!!
Raven: does the bank return it to you when i don't get it?
TruckerMals:These big words is confusing me Darling.
Raven: yes everytime you tell me you sent me money I never get it!!!
Raven: i am tired of these lies!!
TruckerMals:I done tolds you I ain't no liar Baby Gal so quit calling me that cause I might gets all upset like and say something that I don'ts mean and that wouldn't be right no it wouldn't be!
Raven: so why do you keep sending money that I don't receive
Raven: can I ask you a question?
TruckerMals:Aww Darling can you quit using them big words now? I can't read too goods at the best of times but this is getting me all befuddled and other stuff too it is.
Raven: if you don't want to send me any money stop telling lies that funds where transfered to me!!!
TruckerMals:Why you always treating me so bad like? I am just trying to helps and you keeps nagging me real bad like I ain't nothing to you no how and that ain't right for sure it ain't!
Raven: how many times have to sent me funds?
Raven: please answer this question!
BUZZ!!!
Raven: and how many times have I received it?
Raven: do you expect me to be happy?
TruckerMals:Little Baby Gal I tried before but why you asking me this and why is you still Buzzing like that?
Raven: can you answer my question?
TruckerMals:Honey Child I am having troubles cause you is using all these big words and can't see it on my screen is all. I thought I did answer your question Little Lady?
Raven: are younthere
Raven: are you there
TruckerMals:I'm here but feeling none too good bout this.
Raven: whats the name of your bank
TruckerMals:Its the Harper Valley PTA Bank Little Baby Gal.
Raven: I told you to go to your bank and tell them to give you your cash and you didnt get it!!
Raven: it's been two days now and i got nothing in the account!!!
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:You keep buzzing me and I mights just say something that i never would say to no Women folk no how. Now why is you treating me so mean like and not letting me talks proper like adults do?
TruckerMals:Well Rock me Amadeus you done signed out again!

I'm going back in folks but first I need some Brat Wurst to calm my nerves....

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Sounds more like you have her All Shook Up mm, mm oh yeah

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There you go with the gall dang food again, Bratwurst with Sauerkraut sammich. mmmmmm

And wash it down with a man size beer.

Now I got to raid the fridge without waking up the missus. Laughing

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That produce talk just turns me right on I tell you!

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:51 am

Her name shouldn't be Raven, it should be Verruca Salt! (yes, I am showing my age here! Wink

)

Love the produce comment! Man, does she really get money that way?

Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:07 am

^Can't Fight the Seether!

So Raven has been kinda elusive today but it is a Sunday and there ain't no help to be had out there I suppose.

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Raven:Hi
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:Are you okay Little Lady?
Raven:I just need to hear the truth from you!!
TruckerMals:What do you mean Honey Gal?
Raven:Am oK.
So where is the transfer receipt from the bank?
Raven:Did you tell them I didn't get the fund ?
Raven:I am still very unhappy!!!!!
TruckerMals:Baby Doll you never let me get a word in edgewise or sidewise yesterday so I'm just trying to figure out stuff here is all.
Raven:Ok talk to me.
TruckerMals:Well I done tried to tell you I got the transfer papers but you didn't wanna hear none of it you didn't.
Raven:you told me you did get it but there's nothing in the account
Raven:Can you send me the papers
TruckerMals:Darling Gal its the weekend now.
Raven:When was the transfer done ?
TruckerMals:They done told me they was done yesterday they did.
Raven:Ok so can I get the transfer receipt tomorrow ?
TruckerMals:I can sends that to you Baby Gal. Was trying to do that yesterday I was.
Raven:Ok I will wait for that.
Raven:I have been unhappy!!
TruckerMals:I love you more than than anything and sure ain't wanting you mad thats a for sure.
Raven:This is the third time you sent money and I don't get it!!!
Raven:I never got any one them!!
TruckerMals:Aww Honey Gal I be trying my best and hates you being all disappointed like I do. You had your supper??

Raven:Am sorry but you don't have to blame me!
TruckerMals:I ain't blaming you for nothing Baby Doll.
Raven:Ok
Raven:You had lunch?
TruckerMals:I sure didn’t Little Lady! Had me a Big old Greasy Cheeseburger and some Onion Rings I did.
TruckerMals:Sure was fine I tell you!
Raven:What did you eat?
TruckerMals:I was just telling you I hads me a cheeseburger with all the fixings I did!
Raven:Ok what fixings?
TruckerMals:Aww they was some hot pepper rings and some slaw and a whole mess of onion rings plus some pickles on the side.
Raven:That's should taste nice
Raven:Are you home?
TruckerMals:I sure am Little Lady!
Raven:I am not happy!
TruckerMals:Baby Gal?
Raven:Yes.
TruckerMals:You make me happy and I want you happier.

Raven:But I didn't get the funds
Raven:So why didn't I get it
TruckerMals:You make me happy and I want you happier.i don'ts know.
Raven:If I don't get the funds tomorrow , you should go to the bank, withdraw the funds in cash and I will let you know how to send it to me.
TruckerMals:Thats a big 10-4 Darling but we gots to remember that this is a Sunday and all we does.
Raven:Ok.
TruckerMals:Now you have been treating me all mean like a Hydrophobic Skunk and I don'ts like it one bit no I don't.
[color=darkred]Raven:Did you just call me a Hydrophobic sKunk?
[/color]TruckerMals:Naw Darling I was just saying you was being mean like that is all.
Raven:Am sorry but you don't have to blame me
TruckerMals:I ain't blaming you my Lover Gal. Can you give me a few minutes?
Raven:Ok honey.

This is just getting Dumber and Dumberer...right up my alley.

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:09 am

So I wasn't feeling too good but seem to be on the mend. As luck would have my neighbor called looking for some help but I was too sick to help. Yup he just needed his good old buddy to put his pump back down about 200 feet of well casing. Sadly I missed out on all the Party fun!!!!!! The Douche has never once..okay where was I? Yeah I was making excuses:

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TruckerMals:Hey there Darling.
Raven: hi.
TruckerMals:I'm still not feeling too good Baby Gal.
Raven: are you telling me you are still having stomach pain?
TruckerMals:Yes Ma'am I do.
Raven: are you feeling better?
Raven: and have you been anywhere today?
TruckerMals:I'm a but better Baby but ain't left the house all day.
Raven: i thought you had the payment receipt from the bank because till this moment i didnt get any funds!!
TruckerMals:Aww Baby you told me to cancel that so I did.
Raven: so have you got the cash?
TruckerMals:No Little Lady I just emailed them and told them to reverse it bit ain't been no where today at all.
Raven: ok
Raven: have you had lunch?
Raven: and did you take medication?
TruckerMals:I only had some toast this morning cause of this belly ache but did take some Pepso a while back.
Raven: do you feel better now?
Raven: i just feel sad when you aren't feeling too good.
TruckerMals:Thanks Little Lady I'm doing okay now so I hopes to be on my feet tomorrow.
Raven: i love you honey.
TruckerMals:I sure do love you Little Baby.
Raven: honey I just want you to feel better thats all on my mind now.
TruckerMals:You sure are a sweet one to me thats for sure.
Raven: honey you have to go to the bank and get the cash and then I will give you the informations on how to send it to me via moneygram ok!
Raven: do you understand???
TruckerMals:I thinks so Little Lady. Best go for a lie down cause getting kinda woozy.
Raven: you need to relax now okay.
Raven: I hope you get stronger soon.
TruckerMals:Thanks Lover Girl. Talk soon.

Since I'm feeling a bit better today (alcohol withdrawal surely?) I decided to burst into song. Now it took me a while to settle into a Genre since I didn't know any Biggie Smalls songs and it seemed Blasphemous to go the Elvis route but then an Angel appeared and well you, gentle reader, get the misfortune of being Rick-Rolled:

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BUZZ!!!
Raven:hi.
Raven:are you there?
TruckerMals:Hey Baby Doll I just signed in.
Raven:how are youn doing?
TruckerMals:Still not feeling the best here at all no how.
Raven:whats wrong with you?
TruckerMals:Gots me some awful Belly Aches I do.
Raven:have you been to the hospital to see a doctor?
TruckerMals:I went to see the Doctor at the Clinic down on the corner but he only gave me some advice was all. He figures that maybe I be eating too much greasy foods but that can't be it.
Raven:he didnt give you any medication?
TruckerMals:No he sure didn't but said if it perseminates for me to go the Emergency.
Raven:thats okay
Raven:you had lunch yet?
TruckerMals:Aww I ain't been eating much at all cause I been paining something fierce I am. Didn't even gets me the Biggie Smalls size today and that’s unusual for me that's a for sure.
Raven:am so sorry about your health and hope you get better soon
TruckerMals:That sure is nice to have a Baby Gal who is so caring bout me.
Raven:i love you very much and your health is important to me!!
TruckerMals:When you is here with me then you can looks after me proper like.
Raven:yes then I can take good care of you but you will be fine real soon okay
TruckerMals:Darling you thinking so cause I'm an awful mess here and feeling real lonesome tonight. Are you lonesome tonight Little Lady?
Raven:yes am lonely without you honey
TruckerMals:Aww that sure is sweat! Don't you worry none cause I'm never gonna give you up. (Methinks I got most of the song although the order is a bit messy)
Raven:okay honey.
TruckerMals:I just wants to to you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand Baby Doll.
Raven:ok
TruckerMals:I tell you Darling I ain't never gonna say goodbye to you and for sure I ain't never gonna make you cry.
Raven:honey I do love you and always want you to know this.
TruckerMals:That sure makes me feel gooder bout myself right about now let me tell you cause we're no strangers to love and you know the rules and so do I Little Baby.
Raven:honey could you get the cash today?
TruckerMals:Baby Doll I'm all layed up like but can do it tomorrow I'm figuring cause I'm never gonna let you down.
Raven:okay honey
TruckerMals:Aww thats sweet Baby Lover cause I know your hearts been aching but your too shy to say it. Darling I means every word of it. Don't tell me you too blind too see? I ain't never gonna say good bye and I cross my heart on Mama's grave I ain't never gonna run around and desert you no I won't that a for sure for sure!
Raven:honey why have you failed to send me funds on three different times?
TruckerMals:Aww Darling I was dealing with that Banker friend and you didn't like him then you told me to cancel the last one even when I did have that dang Transfer slip too I did but don'ts be worrying cause I ain't never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Raven:so are you going to get the cash tomorrow and send it to me via moneygram?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:I'm gonna try my best there Little Lady but I ain't promising nothing if I don'ts feel better but a full committments what's I thinking of and you wouldn't get this from some other guy no you wouldn't.
TruckerMals:Why you buzzing me Baby Gal?
Raven:I am falling asleep and need to go to bed soon
TruckerMals:Aww I understands how your feeling I sure do!
TruckerMals:Darling we know the game and we is gonna play it don't you fret none at all on that okay??
Raven:okay honey.
TruckerMals:Love you Baby Doll. Has yourself a nice sleeps and I'll keep my ears on!
Raven:good night honey.

I think I got the majority of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' didn't I?

So to answer a question I posed in an earlier post: Falco's 'Rock Me Amadeus' samples the end of Uncle Ted's song 'Paranoid'.

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If'n you ain't feeling more better in the morrow your pet will make it all better with that romantic "WHERE'S MY MONEY" talk.

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Raven:I am falling asleep and need to go to bed soon

Twas either the song or all that talk of no money honey. but you sang your baby to sleep. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:42 pm

I've not had much luck bringing my Baby Doll back into the limelight for some reason. Hmm I wonder why that is....

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Hi

I am tired of your lies and stories each time I ask you for help. It's been many months and I have asked you to help me 4 times and you always claim to have a problem with the transfer. When I tell you to use moneygram, you become sick or have a problem with your car that will take you weeks to fix.
I hate your lies and stories

Personally I love my Lies and Stories; so there! Aww might as well be nice:

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Baby Doll,

I ain't no liar none at all. Please Little Lady I'm on line now and we can be together quicker than patting for a dance.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:29 am

Y'know my real and imaginary Love life took a bit of a kick today. First Bobby/Jenny was real nasty:

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Now or never that is how you treat me ... don't make me get upset and bitchy on you

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i hate you because you are a failure

Well I could go on but let's talk about the Missus briefly shall we? Crap she's looking at me with some sort of evil smirk...anyhow I was Fussing and Feuding with Bobby/Jenny then Raven comes back to Roost and I get something along the lines of "Why aren't you doing blah blah blah...." My survival skills (luckily) clicked in as I retorted with "I'm Bizzy so go and make me a sandwich!" As you can imagine that went over real well but I do smell bacon so all is not lost! If there aren't any fresh Ontario field tomatoes, I'll go uh to bed without them I suppose....Anyhow let's see how well I did with Raven:

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Raven:Please add me.
TruckerMals:I'm here Little Lady.
Raven:What do you want from me now??
TruckerMals:I ain't getting you Baby lover.
Raven:So what's your surprise ?
TruckerMals:Well I was hoping to come on over to Liverpool and visit you personal like and make sure you gots all the things you deserved.
TruckerMals:Ain't that great news?
Raven:I told you I had a problem. Did you ever care ?
TruckerMals:Course I does Honey Gal and I figured this'd be like getting two birds stoned at once!
Raven:I don't need you anymore.
Raven:Go away with your money.
TruckerMals:What are you saying Darling????
Raven:Leave me alone!
TruckerMals:Baby Doll please why you treating me so bad? I done loves you more than anyones I ever met before and wants us to be together I does.
Raven:So you always abandone me when I have a problem ?
TruckerMals:No Honey Bear I never done that and I never would no how thats a fer sure it is!
Raven:GOod bye for ever!!
Raven:I hate you now!
Raven:Because you are a liar!!!
TruckerMals:Please Baby Doll! What does you need from me so we can be happy for ever and ever just like in that movie I saw once.
Raven:Bye
TruckerMals:Honey Doll we can work this out real quick like if you gives me a chance.
Raven:I gave you for almost 3 months!
Raven:So there's no time again..
Raven:Good bye.
Raven:Liar!!!!
TruckerMals:Darling this just ain't right and quit calling me that cause Mama never raised no liars no she didn't!

Oddly enough this one (or Flock) will be back. I have not yet begun to piss them off!