Whisky you can not drink

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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:44 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-22308904 Wink

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:28 am

Hmmm, Maybe it's time to start looking for those two old cans of JR beer I have stashed somewhere around this joint. I'm sure they aren't drinkable by now either. LOL.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

On the topic of other alcohol you cannot drink, I give you this one.

I was out at a bar one night with some friends and some gal came around offering free samples of this crap. She poured one beer into six cups (six of us) and not a one of us could finish their cup. Drinking this stuff is like experiencing the sensation of a thousand Mariachi bands throwing up in your mouth. I was so pissed that I chased the gal down and demanded to know how she could possibly inflict this type of damage on us. She said it was a job, she was drunk, and she gave me a free Miller Chill t-shirt. All things considered not a bad evening, barring the fact that I was tasting this crap in my mouth for the rest of the evening.

Thread hijack over.

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:38 pm

^^^ Geez, didn't even get a date with the Drunk Chick. LOL.

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:09 am

Try Omega cider, reviewed at http://gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/omega.htm - the last time I drank this stuff i woke up in an abandoned van having demolished the interior with a mallet. And yes, it will make you as sick as cholera multiplied by brain cancer; evil stuff. I have yet to try Tesco Value Whiskey Substitute, there but for the grace of God etc.

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:57 pm

I have actually sampled 80 year old beer.A coworker is a beer can collector,and from time to time unopened cans that old turn up.He bought one a couple of years ago .According to him they are worth a bit more empty,so he made a couple of discreet holes in the bottom and we tried it.I can't tell you if the beer itself was any good,as the incredible taste of metal it had overpowered everything else.

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:57 am

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I was out at a bar one night with some friends and some gal came around offering free samples of this crap

"michelada" - pretty much exclusively Mexican - beer (donkey piss if they're in a pinch) with lime juice & salt. You're close on the Mariachis. I got hit with that same crep one nite in the DF while carousing with friends. It made me swear off drinking anything I could see thru while there.