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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:44 am |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:28 am |
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Hmmm, Maybe it's time to start looking for those two old cans of JR beer I have stashed somewhere around this joint. I'm sure they aren't drinkable by now either. LOL. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:09 pm |
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On the topic of other alcohol you cannot drink, I give you this one.
I was out at a bar one night with some friends and some gal came around offering free samples of this crap. She poured one beer into six cups (six of us) and not a one of us could finish their cup. Drinking this stuff is like experiencing the sensation of a thousand Mariachi bands throwing up in your mouth. I was so pissed that I chased the gal down and demanded to know how she could possibly inflict this type of damage on us. She said it was a job, she was drunk, and she gave me a free Miller Chill t-shirt. All things considered not a bad evening, barring the fact that I was tasting this crap in my mouth for the rest of the evening.
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:38 pm |
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^^^ Geez, didn't even get a date with the Drunk Chick. LOL. |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:09 am |
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Try Omega cider, reviewed at http://gk007a0336.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/omega.htm - the last time I drank this stuff i woke up in an abandoned van having demolished the interior with a mallet. And yes, it will make you as sick as cholera multiplied by brain cancer; evil stuff. I have yet to try Tesco Value Whiskey Substitute, there but for the grace of God etc. |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:57 pm |
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I have actually sampled 80 year old beer.A coworker is a beer can collector,and from time to time unopened cans that old turn up.He bought one a couple of years ago .According to him they are worth a bit more empty,so he made a couple of discreet holes in the bottom and we tried it.I can't tell you if the beer itself was any good,as the incredible taste of metal it had overpowered everything else. |
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You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:57 am |
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I was out at a bar one night with some friends and some gal came around offering free samples of this crap |
"michelada" - pretty much exclusively Mexican - beer (donkey piss if they're in a pinch) with lime juice & salt. You're close on the Mariachis. I got hit with that same crep one nite in the DF while carousing with friends. It made me swear off drinking anything I could see thru while there. |
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