"sir please do not call me a criminal"

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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:45 am

I call it as I see it...

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http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1878123&highlight=kelvin#1878123

Quote:

Lad: i have beg you not to disturb me again
Mal: I just want an honest answer. Then I'll go away.
Lad: the custom man you called the other time, saw me and ask me to give him your email
Lad: if you wanna go, you go.. who cares
Mal: So you've decided not to be honest.
Mal: OK, I'll be around again until you see fit to confront the truth.
Mal: You're a scammer.
Lad: byeee
Lad: you know why i hate talking to you?
Lad: because all you know is insult
Mal: Because I know what you are and you know that I know.
Lad: now you are calling me a scammer
Mal: You don't deserve compliments for being a criminal. Criminals deserve insults. Mend your ways.
Lad: you are the criminal
Mal: How so, scammer? I didn't steal from you. I didn't do you any physical damage. I committed no crime against you. Case closed!
Lad: so what did i steal from you?
Lad: have you given me money before
Mal: You tried to get money from me repeatedly.
Mal: Over and over again you sought to get money through deception.
Lad: Fuck you, i only needed your help and nothing else
Mal: You kept begging for $500.
Mal: You want to make money without working.
Lad: because that is what i need
Lad: to get ok and stand for life, i know what i have
Mal: You have nothing and no desire to work for a living. You're a leech on society; a parasite on the honest.
Lad: Sir i am honest
Lad: but you don't know
Mal: So why do you always lie to me?
Lad: that is what you think
Mal: Why did you send me scamming photographs? Why did you do that shit with the fake Italians??? That's the really funny part!
Lad: see there is nothing that comes out of me you believ
Mal: Nothing comes from you but lies as you try to cheat me of honest earnings.
Mal: I still want to know how you could call me a criminal.
Lad: you started insulting me first
Mal: Calling you a criminal isn't an insult; it's the truth.
Lad: no no no no that is not the truth
Mal: I'd rather you were an honest citizen.
Lad: sir please do not call me a criminal
Mal: That I don't want you to be honest? I would prefer the honest over the criminal every time. Mal: I can't avoid that fact. You perform criminal actions; therefore you are a criminal.
Lad: you are very funny dude
Mal: I'm not trying to be.
Lad: see you don't believe in the truth
Mal: But you never tell the truth.
Lad: Sir in as much as you said you know tell the truth why are you still getting close to me
Mal: And I can't believe lies.
Lad: then better of i need money from you and i am asking you to help me
Mal: I'm trying to put some honesty in your soul.
Mal: You don't NEED money, you WANT money and you're willing to lie to get it.
Lad: i don't understand you
Mal: That was a simple statement. I don't see how you could not understand it.
Lad: will you give me some cash?
Mal: What will you do for it?
Lad: what do you want me to do for it?
Mal: Yep. No-one gets money for nothing. You have to earn it.
Lad: just give me and see what i am going to use it for
Mal: Sorry, doesn't work like that.
Lad: oh ok
Mal: That's just begging. That's for panhandlers and chisellers.
Lad: i am not begging ok
Mal: Asking for money without doing something to earn it... you're a beggar.
Lad: i know what i want to use it for and it is going to be profitable for me and you
Mal: Oh, by the way, don't mention the boxes of cash, since they don't exist.
Lad: please don't say that, just give me the cash and wait for the benefit
Mal: You just don't get it. In fact I don't think you can. You have no concept of honesty or decency.
Lad: Fuck off and byee
Lad: saying rubbish
Mal: Scamming liar...
Lad: why are you behaving nlike that
Lad: fuck you
Mal: You'll be nothing. You'll be poor for ever, scavenging through trash in the gutter and never having a future. I feel sorry for you.
Lad: lol hahahahahahaha that is for your big mouth
Lad: you too will suffer
Lad: you are crazy
Mal: The only way you can avoid that future is to seek honest work.
Lad: Shout up your mouth
Mal: And the only one who can save you... is yourself.
Lad: saying nonesence
Mal: You can't handle the truth.
Mal: What's your answer? How will you make your future?
Lad: how else do you want the truth when you don't believe anything i say?
Mal: I don't believe you because I know you've lied and you can't bring yourself to admit to that.
Lad: call me immidately i want to tell you something

I didn't call.

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:48 pm

^ what!!! but he could have the answer to the meaning of life?
You've missed out on a big opportunity you know.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

Shout up your mouth
Mal: And the only one who can save you... is yourself.
Lad: saying nonesence

Loved that part. And yes, I agree with Inspector Gadget, you should have called him. But if you do call him, make sure you shout up your mouth and don't be saying any nonesence. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:03 pm

Call him a scuzzy little crook instead. Maybe that'll appease him?

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