SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 More Goofy Stuff that YOU wrote

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A while ago I started a thread for the Goofy Stuff that baiters write, but it went quiet, so rather than necro, here's a new thread.

And I open with this from Mal (emphasis added):

Quote:
I'll send a message to Mr Green tomorrow when I'm more awake and less sore. You wouldn't believe how folks can be sore losers at paintball.


The Lad was moved to ask (ephasis in original):

Quote:
could you explain to me the meaning of this You wouldn't believe how folks can be sore losers at paintball


So Mal explained:

Quote:
It was just an aside. I was invited to a game of paintball and the teams were drawn at random. After the first two games of Capture The Flag the other side was so badly beaten that they demanded a redraw, and I ended up on the same side, and we won the next two games as well. In the last one, the losers were so busy shooting at me that they got overrun, and a couple of them took it so badly they emptied their magazines at me after the final whistle. Like I said, you wouldn't believe what sore losers some folks can be.

_________________
I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
View user's profileSend private message
Rowan
Elite Baiter


Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1337
Location: In the back room, being naughty


PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear [orphan with big, fat bank account scammer],

I am so sorry to hear about your troubles in the refugee camp. I know how hard it can be to have to deal with a horrendous goat infestation. They can be quite hard to get rid of once they invade somewhere .....



And to a loan lad:

Quote:
.... I wish I could tell you the project is going well. One of our workers fell off some scaffolding into the flooded hole dug for the basement and drowned. The family thinks we owe them something, the money-grubbing bastards .....

_________________
Closed lad accounts x 134 Closed lad accounts -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
Germany United States France
Sand Timer A.Z. 2013-2015
Easter 2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business."
View user's profileSend private message
vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 11943
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In the Facebook Lottery bait, which went on for 11 months:
Quote:
I live in Deal Island and am right now south of Scotland catching fish. Laurel is inland, but I could meet him in Annapolis and hand him the money without having to wait days for the wire transfer delay. Could you send me his email address and we'll arrange a place to meet?

The lad named a mule living in Maryland. The Scotland she mentioned is not north of England, but at the tip of a peninsula in the Chesapeake Bay.

Same lad:
Quote:
...to sign your paper work for the final approval before he leave the office for his annual leaf.

My reply (in early August):
Quote:
Is it maple or oak? Isn't it a bit early for leaves?

_________________
Easter Egg 2012 United Kingdom×12 United States×3 Russia×3 CanadaNigeriaGermanyMalaysiaNetherlandsAustraliaTogo
United KingdomUnited KingdomCanada unwashed
Closed lad accounts×75
×110
Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Ima Baeder
419Eater Admin


Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18314


PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not really goofy, but a couple of small amusements for me. In one bait the lad is pretending to be a 17 year old girl in Denmark, where her parents were just killed because of political enemies.

I wrote:
Quote:
I'm so glad to be able to help you, and help you get out of Denmark. It really sounds like something is rotten there.


"She" isn't able to get help from the cousin she lives with because she's "like a green snake in green grass".
I wrote:
Quote:
I know a squirrel like that. Sad

_________________
348 Fake Sites killed United StatesUnited KingdomUnited NationsMaltaNigeriaGhanaBeninGermanySouth AfricaRussiaTogoMalaysiaEuropean UnionJapanIvory CoastSpainFranceSwitzerlandChinaCanadaItalyThailand

Star Mugu Reseller Mortar Closed lad accounts x 100 Sand Timer 2 Years Pretty Rose Mc Fry Mc Fry Nurse Nastys Audi TT Goat Flying Monkey Easter Egg 2011
View user's profileSend private message
Jayhawk
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5258


PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Penfold to lad concerning my 16 year old son Jay:

Quote:
I spoke with Jay's lawyer last week and he thinks we should have not trouble in getting Jay the death penalty. Good news, right? Roland, Juanita and I are trying to get a head count for our wedding. Will you be coming by yourself or will your fiance be joining you?


Jay to lad:


Quote:
Mr. Kelly, I really really need your help. The judge cancelled my April court date since my lawyer pled me out to the death penalty, and they are transferring me to death row today. I do not know when I will be able to check my email because people waiting to be executed have limited access to the internet, but I will check when I can.



God Bless you Mr. Kelly





Followed a few days later by

Quote:
Hello Mr. Kelly. You have not answered my last few emails. I hope I did not do something to upset you. Mr. Kelly, I understand that most people do not like talking with death row prisoners. I had hoped you were different. Did you send me my cigarettes and skittles like you promised?



Mr. Kelly, I am afraid I have some bad news concerning my father. It seems as if he decided to go after Mr. Snorky himself, and he got himself killed. I have scanned and attached the newspaper article so you can see for yourself. I know I should be mad at him for getting me the death penalty, but I still do love him. I think he was trying to teach me a lesson by doing all he did.




Mr. Kelly, they will probably be setting my execution date soon and I would really like it if you would come out and witness my execution. I think my mom would like it as well.




Your friend.

_________________
Mortar x8 Nurse Nastys Audi TTNurse Nastys Audi TT Whip Jack BootGoat Goat < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
Vcamera x5 Safari Team Humphere
View user's profileSend private message
next victim
Not Totally Ignorant


Joined: 27 Mar 2011
Posts: 21168


PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my first attempts at an dying widow donation I wrote

Quote:
Tell me what we need to do to get this money to me. I promise to buy at least one child a bag of Skittles.

_________________
Closed lad accounts 291+ x 78+ http://yahoonews01.zxq.net/
500 in 6 - 36 pink 11 black
Safari Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012
Sand Timer Hana, Flip It, G spot, Rosy, Cynthia
Cellphone - web store
Just read the posting on Eater. You are one sick motherf****r! Smile-Alan
"The skull with bunny ears was a good enough warning" - Nailgunner
mentors- http://forum.419eater.com/forum/cherrie_mentor_program.php
This Derick moral monster! From http:/ /scamnewss.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/derrick-ratt-scammer-beware/ Vlad blog
http://tinyurl.com/btf7872 - Toolbox
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6043
Location: Running out of Bubble Gum!


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm going way back here...Dying Widow type Bait:

Quote:
Hello my Sister,

Linus and Lucy are doing fine. I have been dealing with the bank and should have the paperwork filled out today.

Recently the banker and I have decided to keep our dealing a bit more secretive in order to protect us from any prying eyes. Lucy has been rather Snoopy as of late. From now on the banker is known as Mr. Bukaki and I am Mike Okisard. I have a few suggestions for your new name below:

1 - Ivana Givehead
2 - B. J. Swallows
3 - Krusty K***z
4 -Ineeda Dickinside

We are also using the header FUDGE PACKER to make this all look very official.


The Lad picked number 3!

_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

Jack Boot Mortar Closed lad accounts Tattoo Sand Timer Vcamera Safari Easter 2015 Easter Egg 2013 Whip Whip
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailSkype Name
Pastor Frank
Moderator


Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 11473
Location: Illuminati HQ


PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:


"She" isn't able to get help from the cousin she lives with because she's "like a green snake in green grass".
I wrote:
Quote:
I know a squirrel like that. Sad


Laughing

_________________
"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect." -Emerson
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
bearkat419
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 3517
Location: Houston, Texas


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excerpts from my favorite excuses to lads...

Quote:
I am going to be away from the office the rest of the day. I'll stop by the Western Union while I'm out, but it will be next week before I can get back to you with the transfer details because the internet is closed in the U.S. for the holidays.


Quote:
It turns out the snake wasn't poisonous after all. Orange and yellow kill a fellow, but orange and black's a friend of Jack. However, I busted my leg in the accident the ambulance was involved in on the way to the hospital, and now I can't drive anywhere until I get the cast off in six weeks.


Quote:
The flooding in Death Valley last week is making it very difficult for mail deliveries to get through. I'll let you know as soon as the check arrives, but I haven't had any mail delivered for the last three days.

_________________
United Kingdom United States Hong Kong Taiwan Whip Sand Timer Mortar Closed lad accounts Easter Egg 2013
View user's profileSend private message
sunshine
lolcat


Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Chinese dragon character Lung Tien Diao responding to a nanny scammer, lets just say her English isn't quite all there:

Quote:

Tumescent greetings Mrs Pamelaosborne

Most excellent email for receive happens and offer of gainful employment as AuPair and wish large brother to make for children of smallness being.

I am "Lung Tien Diao" called and being of dragon come from land of China and live most high on mountain in Guangzhou, Guangdong provence where practice ancient dragon arts of Feng Shui, Origami, Kung-Fu and Macramé most off of which can to your small infant be teach, for free!

English I learning at moment and a regret happens speak it not very good and make apology I have for not good translate. I make for the learning with Master Wu Emporium of Foreigner Language correspondence course! Come to United State America make much unprovement of England speak skill also. In return also child of yours will be teach Mandarin and Cantonese speak and also special language Durzagh for dragons - much roaring fun your child will be having yes!

I also have no pet as did have small furry animal but make accident to step on one day - clumsy dragon! Also smoke slightly little bit on occasion but as not like western dragon be I of oriental extraction mainly for cloud and rain make for the happening. Promise curtain not to set alight and most careful where exhale I do.

Can make for travel to Californias within 2 week.

You have a happy?

With great Detonations.

Lung Tien Diao


And yes, they did reply. Laughing

_________________
so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Safari Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
Safari George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Safari Toks London - Milford Haven
pony pony pony Mortar Closed lad accounts x170 Czech Republic Easter Egg 2011 Sand Timer Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8
View user's profileSend private message
Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Reverend Lad wrote:

Quote:
So far so good you have prove to me that you are a honest man who God has sent to come and fulfill the last wish of a dying lady thank you very much and may God bless you endless Amen


I just had to do a slight rewrite on a classic line:

Quote:
I've been from one side of the world to another and I have seen a lot of beautiful things and a lot of horrible things, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's a supreme being controlling everything. No mythical entity controls my destiny; I make my own decisions.

_________________
I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
View user's profileSend private message
YKnott
Master Baiter


Joined: 04 Mar 2013
Posts: 172
Location: seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my characters gets a bit 'tangetial' sometimes, which must've been very frustrating for this inheritance lad ;

Quote:

We want to confirm from you before we can make the transfer.
You are required to reconfirm the following information for verification and confirmation purposes:


1) Your Full Name:
2) Address:
3) Country:
4) Age:
5) Occupation:
6) Telephone Number:
7) Cell/Mobile Number:
8 ) Next Of Kin:




Miles A. Way's reply ;


Quote:
My Dear Friend,

I thought of you today when we went to the marina - (There was a father at the quayside playing with his four lovely children) - I hope this email finds you & yours well & happy ?
Sorry if my mails sometimes go off at a bit of a tangent - It's all been a bit wooly since the chandelier fell on poor Miss Hollly.
Anyway, I must away to collect a delivery of 'sconces' (whatever they may be !)

Pip Pip !

Miles A. Way

_________________
Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts
View user's profileSend private message
Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, one of my favorites is one I wrote to Ashley Williams (See Siggy line)

Quote:
Dear Ms. Ashley,
I'm forwarding the E-mails below from Mr. Rolland at the bank. I do
not believe I can finish this transaction. If you read the E-mails you
might believe as I am that Mr Rolland has been free-basing Little
Friskies
(Or something) and is no longer playing with a full deck. He
is insisting on a Western Union payment of over $13,000.00!!! This is
after two successful bank to bank transfers. I would be locked up in
the loonie bin if I walked into a Western Union store and tried to
send that much money at one time. Probably get robbed on the way out
of the store too. Anyway, I feel you need to get a different banker to
handle this transaction by bank transfer or I'm very sorry but I shall
recall my previous two transfers and be done with this mess.
Regards
View user's profileSend private message
vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 11943
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

More goofy quotes from my fishing character:
Quote:
Your Email Address has been picked online to Yahoo Computer Lottery as a winner of 1.5m pounds. The draws were conducted from an exclusive list of 13lucky emails of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search.

How much is 1.5m pounds in grams?
Quote:
Reff number……………………YBM-EBS-710AF

Do you mean "reef number"? Where is it located? Is the fishing good?
Quote:
Note: you have 15 days from now to claim your swift-take or else it will roll to next draw which will be coming up up on December 10th 2011.

Sorry, I don't know about swift-takes. I'm an ichthyologist. You'd be better off asking my ornithologist friend Seymour Robbins.

_________________
Easter Egg 2012 United Kingdom×12 United States×3 Russia×3 CanadaNigeriaGermanyMalaysiaNetherlandsAustraliaTogo
United KingdomUnited KingdomCanada unwashed
Closed lad accounts×75
×110
Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6043
Location: Running out of Bubble Gum!


PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Once upon a time I was Baiting this Lad who had the unfortunate last name of Jack. Once he admitted that he was indeed the Brother of Billy Jack I went to work. Sadly a Big Ass Vacation ended it all before 'The BJ Institute' was built:

Quote:
As I cannot attend this event personally, I will need photographic evidence of the Ceremony. Each placard should be hand written with a couplet of verse and all participants must be at least nineteen years of age or older( The BJ Institute only accepts persons of legal age although it's Charity work extends to all).

Coupled with the above requirements, we will also need a man dressed as a 'Tin Soldier' for the Dedication. He should be riding a horse ( as Billy Jack loved horses) but a Goat or a Bicycle will work if necessary. Lastly, we will require a banner that reads BJS TASTE GOOD since one of Billy's passions ( as you obviously know) was cooking. A culinary school is at the top of the list for our Institute.

_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

Jack Boot Mortar Closed lad accounts Tattoo Sand Timer Vcamera Safari Easter 2015 Easter Egg 2013 Whip Whip
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailSkype Name
agnomen
Baiting Guru


Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2261
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean


PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dodging sending transaction receipt I sent this to the lad this morning.

Quote:
Xxxxx and I are in Liverpool for The Grand National are you here too? If so pop along to our private box no. 69 all the partners are here with the exception of the McCafferty’s because they’ve just had the baby if you remember.

Anyway back to business xxxx xxxxxxx said the xxxxxxxxxx have to click on the link to confirm the details of the transaction i.e. xxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxx etc. Xxxx said it’s simples to use as he paid his loan fees using xxxxxxx no problemo.

Anyway got to go our butler has just brought in Champagne and Canapés and my bestest favourite a hedgehog of cheese & pineapple on a stick.

_________________
Closed lad accounts x44

Closed lad accounts x21 from 1st bait and counting Sand Timer Sand Timer Sand Timer Sand Timer Apr 2012 - present 4 years months (includes 3 month hiatus due to boredom) "circling in one circle over one year now something must be going wrong”
x5 Easter Egg 2013
Mortar x1
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....


PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sent this to my Lovelad/Conference Lad:
Quote:
Dear Sir or Madman,
I have downloaded the forms and will send them to you tomorrow.
Regards,


Must be Mad if he thinks he's getting any money from me. LOL.
View user's profileSend private message
oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6043
Location: Running out of Bubble Gum!


PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got this:

Quote:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?


This Oughta Work:

Quote:
Thank you so much for your concern. Yes I was dead but got better. Please have these Criminals arrested so that I may proceed with this Business at hand.

_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

Jack Boot Mortar Closed lad accounts Tattoo Sand Timer Vcamera Safari Easter 2015 Easter Egg 2013 Whip Whip
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailSkype Name
Crocomire
Master Baiter


Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several


PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When I catch a lad I don't really feel like baiting, I never ignore them. I fire off something I hope will be insulting enough to convince them never to email me again. I mainly do this with romance lads since they don't interest me.

The following have all been successful at getting them to drop me:

Quote:
I have a better idea; how about you keep the $2.8 million and get a nose job?


Or in response to one who was trying to "escape the country with her 6 year old brother":
Quote:
What in God's name is wrong with that child's face?

(I actually regret this one because I glanced at the thumbnail before firing off that message; I later looked at the picture and found the child actually did have a deformity Sad)

After being told "no" when asking for a loan of $100 billion so I could build a fleet of X-wings:
Quote:
Oh, your maximum financing is $500,000? Well, can I just take out 200,000 of those?


And I've been waiting for an opportunity to share this utterly bizarre exchange:


Image
"Tom Hardy" wrote:
GIVE ME YOUR PERSONAL MAIL ADDRESS YOUR PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER YOUR FULL DETAILS SO THAT I WILL GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU



Image
Booty Liquor wrote:
Are you the real Tom Hardy??



Image
Tom Hardy wrote:
YES



Image
Quote:
I'm so excited to hear from you! I'm sorry I'm being crazy. What can I do for you, Mr. Hardy?

Bart



Image
Tom Hardy wrote:
ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS YOUR PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER YOUR ,PERSON MAIL YAHOO YOUR STATE JUST YOUR PERSONAL DETAILS SO THAT I CAN CONTACT YOU


I fired off a reply with a .readnotify so I could find out where the hell this guy is from, only to find out that my trial expired today Confused I've just got to know what this one is up to.

_________________
Safari 4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) Closed lad accounts x 4 Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations."
View user's profileSend private message
Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This Lad was leading with this chin writing to Cammy thus:

Quote:
Dear Sir,
No invoice is being issued until the company requirements are met,then you will be given a receipt for the payment.
Make the payment within the time frame given, to avoid cancellation of your application request.


So (emphasis in original):

Quote:
First off, I'm a woman.
Secondly, you will give me an invoice, and you will provide an account to receive the fee.
Thirdly - don't make stupid threats and don't ever try to fuck with me.


Well, come on, she's the business partner of Mikhail Khordokovskiy; how else should she behave when crossed?

_________________
I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
View user's profileSend private message
CryHavoc
Baiting Guru


Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152


PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My attempt to get a third piggy from this Dakar Darling's banker.
Quote:
Are you telling me that this new account is no good either? I haven't been able to make the transfer because of a T-1000 malware incursion in Los Angeles which corrupted the new Skynet series of servers at Cyberdyne Systems, who happen at the moment to be paying me as a consultant. As a result, I and several hundred technicians, have barely been able to stop work long enough to grab food or sleep over the past two days. I think we finally have the answer to stop this vicious malware attack on the company through the use of liquid nitrogen cooling the servers down sufficently to slow the spread of this virus throughout the network. This hopefully will allow us time to come up with an answer from disectting remnants of the T-600 virus we believe could contain the answer. As to the bank transfer, if you provide a valid account I'll make the transaction on Monday. Now I need to email me future wife as to where I've been the last few days.

_________________
Closed lad accounts x108 Easter Egg 2013Easter 2015
Golden Pith Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
GhanaIvory CoastUnited KingdomUnited StatesBeninBelizeChinaCambodia FlagMaltaKenyaNigeriaNew ZealandVenezuelaSwedenTogoKorean FlagSouth AfricaCanadaMalaysiaBelgiumUnited NationsTurkeyFranceIraq FlagTurkeyUnited Arab Emirates
Safari Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
Safari London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson
View user's profileSend private message
Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....


PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Love Pierra sends me the first bank account:
Quote:
ACCOUNT NAME: WILLIAM ROBINSON
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0531 3139 -321
SWIFT CODE: BOFMCAM2
BANK CODE 001
BANK'S NAME: BANK OF MONTREAL
ADDRESS: 606 2ND.ST.S.E.MEDICINE HAT,ALBERTA CANADA. T1A OC9



Of course I delay for a few days then tell her that the account has been Red-flagged and ask for another account. She sends me this one:
Quote:
ACCOUNT NAME: WILLIAM ROBINSON
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0001 05319 3139 321
SWIFT CODE: PNBPUS3NNYC
BANK CODE: 001
BANK'S NAME: BANK OF MONTREAL
ADDRESS: 606 2ND.ST.S.E.MEDICINE HAT,ALBERTA CANADA. T1A OC9


After sending it to Alan I googled the swift code and find it belongs to Wells Fargo New York.

Quote:
Dear Pierra,
I have printed out the information and will take it to the bank tomorrow.
Satter


Quote:
Dear Satter,

Thanks for confirming the receipt of the ratifide account information. Please try and do it at your brake time tomorrow so that we can still be able to finalise the paper work within this week.

I will be waiting for the payment confirmation slip tomorrow.

See you soon

Remain blessed

Pierra



Quote:
Dear Pierra,
There was another problem at the bank. The account number and swift
code was correct but the bank name and account owner's name was not
correct. The bank Manager said he could add the correct information. I
have attached the payment slip for the money I sent to your account.
Love,
Satter


And send a bank transfer slip in the name of Jerome Mcgomer, dropping the leading zeros in the account number, and with a destination Bank of Wells Fargo New York.

Quote:
Dear Satter,

I received your mail with the attached payment slip. But I am very surprise that you said that the bank name and account name was not correct, if so which bank did you made the payment to in Canada? And who is JEROME MCGOMER ?

Please send me the bank name and address which you transferred money to?

Secondly, which bank is WELLSFARGO NEW YORK ?

Please clarify me because I am completly confused.

Waiting

Pierra



Lad confusion......To be turned into pain when I tell her I sent the money to the Account Number and Swift Code she provided.
View user's profileSend private message
conga22
Baiting Guru


Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2089
Location: Look Behind You


PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My character who lives on St. Kilda, a tiny island 70 miles off the west coast of Scotland sent the following to my latest loan lad:

Quote:
I will try to get to the bank early next week, but unfortunately it will not be easy. The whole island is in lockdown mode at the moment as a result of the atrocities carried out in Boston. The authorities are terrified that the same may happen at our annual school sports day which is to be held a week tomorrow.


His reply:
Quote:
ok, I will be waiting for the update payment next week

_________________
PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know Laughing)
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
Closed lad accounts X60 X3
Tattoo Vcamerawatch video here Safari Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant

Mortar Japan Portugal United Kingdom x4 Easter Egg 2012
View user's profileSend private message
CryHavoc
Baiting Guru


Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 3152


PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A very old excuse but still amusing

Quote:
I would happily do so, but unfortunately as I was rushed I had to take a clients rotweiler called Havoc with me, he is quite a handful and as I left the bank with the confirmation slip in my hand he bounded up and grabbed it. By the time I retrieved it from him their was not much left I'm afraid. But as I said previously the funds should show in the account by Tuesday at the latest, so please feel free to contact me when you recieve them.


I still can't believe I got away with this.

_________________
Closed lad accounts x108 Easter Egg 2013Easter 2015
Golden Pith Rame Head 2013
Trafalgar Square 2013
GhanaIvory CoastUnited KingdomUnited StatesBeninBelizeChinaCambodia FlagMaltaKenyaNigeriaNew ZealandVenezuelaSwedenTogoKorean FlagSouth AfricaCanadaMalaysiaBelgiumUnited NationsTurkeyFranceIraq FlagTurkeyUnited Arab Emirates
Safari Rushforth the lame (with Dharma, Dr Mike and TheDane) "I am a stranger in this land and you know what animals are doing to humans in that zone"
Safari London - Berwick
"You are mentally ill, You would need some physician." Dr Bar. Destiny Moon Principal Partner. (Esq.) Moon Chambers & Assoc.
"God be with you for playing around my brain" Tina Jasmine
"God purnish u ad ur juju man una go die 4 motor accident" Mr Well Paulson
View user's profileSend private message
Hello Kitty
419Eater is my life


Joined: 27 Apr 2012
Posts: 259
Location: In a Cabbage


PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Hi.

I have been so busy with a new film, I was unable to reply. I have to travel back to Nigeria to do a few scenes. It has been hectic although the director is a pain in the ass. Movie directors are people who where too short to make it as actors. Gosh you should see this country. It is crazy. I have to hire a few people for back ground scenes in the film and my god, what a lazy lot, like who would turn down $500 a day to stand around and be in a background scene for a nature film. It is un believeable. But what I most look forward too after my return from Africa is a dry fart.

_________________
Closed lad accounts x29(USA x 10 ) x2
Easter Egg 2013

THE FBI WILL VISIT YOU FOR INTERROGATIONS,BE WARNED FOR THE LAST TIME.

told the diplomat that are husband have give up the ghost
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



** Find out information about your IP address **


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT