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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:47 am |
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A lawyer is refusing to give an account for payment and insisting on Moneygram, and Mal is refusing to do that. An "Army Captain" begs Mal to do that. Mal's response was...
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That little turd is treating me like some lackey and I am not going to reward him for that! If you're OK with it, I guess it must be Army policy to let yourself be butt-fucked by jerkwads! I can tell you that it ain't the Marine way! |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:57 pm |
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A dollar chop happened, arguments ensued, and the Lad got shirty, opening an email with
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Mr. Man
Am not here for joke's, okay..... |
So my reply began
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Dr Thing
I am trying to do the right thing by you and this is what I get back? |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:20 pm |
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BARR BRUNO RICHARD is with the IMF HEAD OFFICE COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC (the people at the Washington HQ would be puzzled by that) and insists on his complete honesty and integrity.
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MY DEAR THIS IS MY (10) GOOD YEARS WORKING UNDER (I.M.F) OFFICE AND I HAVE NO CRIMINAL RECORD SO FAR AND IT WILL NOT START IN YOUR OWN TIME |
I couldn't resist this:
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Mr Hauptmann
No criminal record? You kidnapped a baby for ransom and you say you don't have a criminal record? |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Hauptmann |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Posted:
Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:42 pm |
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lad wrote: |
What is realy happening? uptill now the fund is not in the account. |
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Patience, katydid. |
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_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Posted:
Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:31 pm |
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To a product lad who's trying to buy what he has no idea is an optical device:
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Please describe your setup, including the kind of light you're using and the indecent and reflected angles. |
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_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Father Moleman
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Dec 2014
Posts: 1929
Location: Somewhere far away
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:25 am |
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If I'm insulting the scammer to give them a good slap or using my scammet character I always say to them
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You are a liar and a whore
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They really hate it |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:21 pm |
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One lad has offered me some megabucks. Another lad is investigating them for scamming.
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I WANT THIS TO GET TO YOUR NOTICES THAT WE HAVE START OUR INVESTIGATION IN GETTING DOES WHO ARE INVOLVE IN SCAMMING YOU HERE IN NIGERIA... |
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When you get the does, will you get the bucks also? |
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_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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DoomAngel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Oct 2014
Posts: 1254
Location: The Land where Ex-Baiters Go
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Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:21 pm |
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A Mystery Shopper company had vacancies in MY AREA.
So I filled in the Application Form
Full Name: CHARLES BEELZEBUB
> Home Address: 666 EPHRAIM CIRCLE
> City: HOGINGSCHESTER
> Country: ARATAH
> Zip code:875432
> Home Phone:NONE
> Cell Phone:NONE
> Alternative email address: NONE
> Preferred Time to Call: REGISTERED DEAF, DUMB AND BLIND
Guess what... I got the job.They said they'll be sending my first assignment this week ! |
_________________ Oh but I enjoyed it whilst it lasted ! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:24 am |
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Gee i hope when you send the Western Union scan to him, you don't make too many mistakes and confuse it with your articles from theonion.com. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:11 am |
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The Lad who wrote
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the safe delivery of your entitlement to your doorstep or where-house |
prompted these furious responses from Cammy.
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Hold on, you asshole - you think I'm a prostitute? Forget about this - I am going to make you suffer bigtime! |
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That piece of shit Okoh called me a prostitute. Get someone else to do the shipping. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mr.Baiter
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Mar 2015
Posts: 16
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Thu Mar 19, 2015 5:35 pm |
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From a lad in his early stages:
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I could not open the ID you sent to me may be it was not properly attached please you can try it again just like I have attached this agreement. |
Carrie, being a slightly lonely lass lets her inner workings shine through:
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I have asked my very good friend Ann to message me if the scanner at the office gets repaired while i'm away on business so that i can resend to you a copy of my ID.
Lets hope the repairman comes fast, i like it better when they come fast! |
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the vampire
Baiting Guru
Joined: 27 Jul 2008
Posts: 3601
Location: playmobil land
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Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:01 pm |
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Baiting an au pair lad who has this line in one of his scripts:
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We expect someone down-to-earth, with good judgement and common sense as the kids' safety comes first. |
My reply:
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Yes, i will be down to earth, judgemental and i cannot wait to put some common sense into your children. |
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_________________ www.scamwarners.com
I'm always right! - Branwen
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:46 pm |
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Lad in Nigeria signs off with
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LOOKING FORWARD TO HERE FROM YOU. |
So I answered:
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As you're looking forward to there from me, that means the best option is for me to go there, right? |
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_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:28 am |
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A Lad assured Mal that the money would be transferred as an inheritance, which means no questions asked. Mal was sceptical.
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you can bet your ass that any transfer of any size to Australia is going to be scrutinized with an intense scrute. |
(Which looks nothing like this)
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:08 am |
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I've clashed with several "Jenet Dibor" Lads, so when the latest one showed up...
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I can't believe you could have written that and kept a straight face. Everything that went wrong last year was your fault. It doesn't matter if you're "decent and God fearing" if you're also too stupid to understand simple, basic English. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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DoomAngel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Oct 2014
Posts: 1254
Location: The Land where Ex-Baiters Go
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Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:28 am |
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Someone else had sent a request off as Anakin Skywalker I think it was and so I thought why not see if this loan lad has any sense. Stupidly I spelled Amaydallah wrong just in case he googled.. daft thought really !
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* Name Of Applicant: Queen Amaydallah
* Address Of Applicant: High Estate, Naboo
* City: Naboo
* State: Alderaan
* Country: Felucia
* Gender: female
* Marital Status: widow
* Age: 39
* Monthly Income Rate: $ 56000
* Occupation: Monarch
* Tel:/ Mobile:
* Mobile:
* Amount Requested: $28 million
* Loan Duration: 20 years
* Purpose for the loan: Millenium Falcon Rebuild. Major Yacht Repairs
* Do you speak English: Perfectly |
I got the loan and even a Bank Account to pay them the fee ! |
_________________ Oh but I enjoyed it whilst it lasted ! |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:55 pm |
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Lad wrote: |
i believe that i can trust you, as you can see that I'm dying in the hospital which I don't know what tomorrow will be. |
Always willing to help a dying widow, my reply included:
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Tomorrow will be Tuesday |
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_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Apr 06, 2015 8:11 pm |
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^^ I actually did laugh out loud at your reply - earned me curious looks from my fellow library patrons. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:42 pm |
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A Lad sent Cammy his ID card.
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Attached is my Kenyan National ID Card..I want you to know my identification hence we have not mate before |
Cammy was scornful.
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There'll be no mating because you're too ugly for that. Freyja wills that Her faithful cling to beauty and stay away from the ugly; fact of life, dewd! |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:33 pm |
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Lad, now calling me "brother" repeatedly fails to understand that I need a second account from him, as sending the requested sum puts me over some kind of local limit.
I grow impatient:
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...Can you learn to read, or are you fool?
I believe am not you brother, I have only human in family tree.
N.B. This mean you are child of animal. |
Answer from the lad:
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Make your payment to
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my characters usually grovel to lads but this time it worked to call him names. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Posted:
Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:11 pm |
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Explaining to a sheeper why the money I sent yesterday from my American account has not arrived today in his British one:
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SWIFT ain't so SWIFT, you know. |
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_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:19 pm |
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My character traveled to Nigeria to meet a lad character called Tunde Lemo, but because of laddish incompetence, the lad dropped him and they never met. He just got home and found a message from the lad saying "Get back to me now". He answered:
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I left two weeks ago to visit you, and you told me WHILE I WAS WAITING AT THE AIRPORT to change my plans. When I arrived, you said "GOOD BYE". You could have summoned me any day while I was off the coast of Nigeria and I would have come. (Except Saturdays of course.) Instead you reply while I'm APPROACHING AMERICA IN FLIGHT.
The bone you have!
I and my wife and son had an enjoyable time studying marine life in the Bight of Benin with <character played by another baiter>. We are now home in Maryland.
Go tune your own lemon. |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Fri May 01, 2015 12:56 pm |
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You said it was a black leather trunk. I'm afraid that I cannot accept said trunk because black leather is considered an abomination. It'll bring a lifetime bad luck to even gaze upon it. Could you possibly put the money in a purple leather trunk? Purple is a very blessed color that brings all who gaze upon it good luck. It even overrides the evilness of leather from the cud-chewing cow. |
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_________________ x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Posted:
Fri May 01, 2015 6:52 pm |
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^ I like that. |
_________________ x14
It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Posted:
Sat May 02, 2015 2:47 am |
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^^I never saw a Purple Cow
Or pink one, once I took the vow.
-Punctured Poems, if I remember it right |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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