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4X1X9
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You know you've been a baiter too long when...

You know it is your baiting characters birthday based on the DOB you always send out to lads. My baiting character is 68 today happy crowd

That is it now, I don't think I could ever return to RL, they wouldn't have me back Laughing

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Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I use my cousin's birth date because it's the only B'day other than my own I can remember without looking it up. LOL. Crying or Very sad I change the year though.
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Duffy Duck
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You know that you've been a baiter for too long when...
... You start writing real-life complaint and suggestion forms in your baiter alias...

Regarding DOB, my character is born 29/2, it's easy to remember and no lad has noticed yet. Wink

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YKnott
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know that you've been a baiter for too long when...

...you find yourself only half - watching the movie because that last scene gave you a really good idea for your characters life story .
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music man
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Regarding DOB, my character is born 29/2, it's easy to remember and no lad has noticed yet.


Yes but do you claim to have been born in a leap year?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my Skype always shows a rash of birthdays on 1st january and April 19th.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You pick up the telephone, and talk in one of your character's voices.

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4X1X9
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^

Or even worse when you come to the realisation that your baiting character gets more phone calls a day than the RL you... or is that just me Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You know you've been a baiter too long when...


Image

Rolling Eyes That's just sad. Laughing

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Roycropper
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

....you've lost track of how many of these threads you've posted in over the years.

And when you use 'modalities' in everyday conversation.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

....you laugh at Barristers and Doctors with funny names and your geographical knowledge of west Africa is much appreciated in the local Pub Quiz

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...You are Proud to be called a Master Baiter!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

...when your Boss forwards an email to you, asking if this is real, and must once again reassure him he is not collecting $6.9M

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

... When you get an email at work and scan the domain WHOIS data and headers before you actually read the mail.

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IM_Dumm
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You try to sway co-workers to your idea by telling them it is "100% risky free".

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Crocomire
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... you perk up and grin when your friend mentions they got a weird email the other day.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You keep making your kids take pictures holding signs for various events. (Happy Birthday, Grandma! etc.)

. . . and have to resist making them a funny.

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bearkat419
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you've had lads make birthday / anniversary / holiday gift pictures for your friends (i.e. Happy Birthday Mary or Happy Anniversary Jane & John)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend mentions he got a scam email and you say, "forward it to me . . . please!"

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you wake up (naked) in an unnamed forum administrators basement with duct tape around your wrists and a ball gag in your mouth.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Pastor Frank - I believe that is "you know it's Thursday when...."

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

WHEN YOU SIGN YOUR EMAILS AND FB POSTS "REMAIN BLESS" AND USE ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@IM_Dumm

It really gets weird after that. Friday is lotion day, I always look forward to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ick.

Now I need to go take another shower 'cause I feel so dirty.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I laugh inside everytime I pass the WU where I shop.I also think that Muhammed Martala airport is some how nearby when people ask me where the airport is.
And PF,your infatuation with Slightly is OK.These are different times than when we were young. Laughing

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