Smug Git of the Year? But he has a plan!

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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:08 am

Meet Prince 5akinar 0scar, contender for Smug Git Of The Year (emphasis added).

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Attn: Malc0lm Reyn0lds
Sometimes, I do wonder if you are really, really with your senses. How could you trust people and at the end you will loose your hard earned funds, or are you being deceive by their big names? They impersonate on many offices, claiming to be Director/Chairman of one office or the other. The game plan is to extort your money. Now, the question is how long will you continue to be deceived? Sometimes, they will issue you fake check, introduce you to non-existing on-line banking and they will also fake wire transfer of your fund with Payment Stop Order etc.
Anyway, by the virtue of my position I have been following this transaction and all your efforts towards realizing the fund. More often than not, I sit down and laugh at your ignorance.
The problem you are having is that you been told the whole truth about this transaction and it is because of this truth they decided to be extorting your money. The most annoying part is even fraudsters have really taken advantage of this opportunity to enrich themselves at your expense. Those you feel are assisting or working for you are your main problems. I know the truth surrounding this payment and I am the only person who can deliver you from this long suffering. Let me have your direct telephone number, address and full banking details and see how things will turn around. Thanks and remain blessed.
Yours faithfully,
Prince 5akinar 0scar
Former World Bank Auditor,
Retired 2012

Terseness seemed called for:

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I don't need the help of a smug little git who thinks he can call himself "Prince" and not get laughed at.

That seemed to work somewhat:

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This acknowledges the receipt of your email. Sorry if I offend you in my letter but first and foremost, I am honest with you. I am retired and cannot handle this issue but I will advice and guide you accordingly.
However and to be precise, there is only one option to realize your fund, and not by direct payment because it is not possible due to your name does not reflect in the original payment chart of which nobody has advised you rather this fund can be used to acquire property through the federal housing, and that is the method most beneficiaries are now utilizing to resolve their long overdue payment.
You shall file your claim through the ministry of finance with instruction to wire your fund to the Federal housing authority for purpose of investment in real estate. As soon as the federal housing receives the fund in their account, they will offer you estates worth in exchange of your fund because the FHA controls all federal investment properties all over the country which are sold to big time realtors.
Meanwhile, there are receipts and documents that will be issued to you by the FHA that would confirm you as the legal owner of the property with certificate of occupancy (C of O). This property can then be resold to prospective buyers and with high profit rate and you will direct the buyer to wire the proceeds to your bank account without any protocols or logistics.
This is very simply and the duration will not extend more than two weeks because real estate business is a lucrative investment. This will not cost you a cent except you will incorporate a real estate company for this purpose. In my next correspondence, I shall send you photos of some property; just inform me that this is ok by you and see how it goes. Thank you.

Interesting new wrinkle... but let's see what he does with this:

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If you had been following things as closely as you claim, you would know that the M0rrihan estate passed out of my hands some months ago.