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Big Al
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....


PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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My Lovely darling Bernie, Assalamu alaikum...



Assalamu alaikum- Compound Verb, meaning to please kill my bank accounts.

Closed lad accounts
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 12164
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

costumer, n. A dressed-up victim.

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Easter Egg 2012 United Kingdom×12 United States×3 Russia×3 CanadaNigeriaGermanyMalaysiaNetherlandsAustraliaTogo
United KingdomUnited KingdomCanada unwashed
Closed lad accounts×75
×110
Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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Tonion
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 06 Oct 2010
Posts: 61
Location: in a traffic jam


PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 1:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have this gem form Senator Mark Jhon:

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Have you filled the form now send it back to me so that i will get everything done asap.when the money 20,000$ is received in the spain bank account i will send you the well regista document because i have started with it and i have well regista goods in the nigeria Goverment


Well Regista: the official government document that allows you to export laptops and iPads to Nigeria. It has only a minimum cost of 20,000 dolla

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Go to your kitchen and get a knife..put is on the gas to allow it hot and become red.then slot it right inside your anus.
BIG FOOL

What baffles me is, how Jobless you can be to be doing all this and what do you derives in playing Games with me.

You are very  stupid man why will you put money inside the box when you know that they will check in the airport?
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Safari Accra to Benin
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5294


PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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donthave an account here in the uk because i only came to the uk to oversea Mrs monique properties and iill soon be going back to syecheles after completeing this process with her

syecheles - A feeling of lad frustration over having all his mule checking accounts compromised

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Mortar x8 Nurse Nastys Audi TTNurse Nastys Audi TT Whip Jack BootGoat Goat < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
Vcamera x5 Safari Team Humphere

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Raga Man
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Sep 2009
Posts: 2879
Location: In a gloomy castle on a lonely hill


PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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There are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in Africa.

kacker (noun): Despised thief who deprives another despised thief of money by using a komputer.

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Closed lad accounts X 23 Easter Egg 2013 Mortar X 3
Safari + Vcamera Evans Phillips, Atlanta>Savannah for a roll in the hay on webcam. "I hate the way you do your things. It is horrible and most fraustrating", "Bitch!!! Bastard. Die in hell idiot"
Vcamera Favor 0nowojo, Scammer Confession. "This is a coke and boo story"
Nurse Nastys Audi TT + Sand Timer (15 mo.) David Holt (will eat your flesh for money)
"there is something fishery going on", "You people are all Junks", E. Kaba
"Go and face your dumb life", J. Mathin
"You are not well trained as a human being...", M. Tony
"...there are thieves and kackers and postal pilferers in africa...", E. Didier. Shocked Who knew?
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 12164
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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We have just received a message from our qgent that the control number is not correct.

qgent, n. Someone a lad sends to Western Union or Money Gram to pick up money.

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Easter Egg 2012 United Kingdom×12 United States×3 Russia×3 CanadaNigeriaGermanyMalaysiaNetherlandsAustraliaTogo
United KingdomUnited KingdomCanada unwashed
Closed lad accounts×75
×110
Safari Accra - SH Cotonou
This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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Crocomire
Master Baiter


Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several


PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hello [FIRSTNAME][LASTNAME],


[FIRSTNAME][LASTNAME] - n. a widely used lad term of endearment and familiarity with a person, much like "buddy" or "trusted brother in Christ."

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Safari 4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) Closed lad accounts x 4 Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations."
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pete515
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1174


PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Diplomatic Disciplinery Unit

Attn: Beneficiary.

First I must apologize for contacting you if you find my help not worthy. My problem is that I hate to see people being cheated for no reason. I am a junior staff at the UN liaison office here in Africa and while going through some of the files ...


a) Diplomatic Disciplinery Unit - A special branch of the UN for sanctioning judicial beatings OR a special branch of the UN which specialises in sending diplomats on wild goose chases to deliver boxes which never seem to clear customs.

b) Beneficiary. Maga or alternatively and from a lad's viewpoint, me.

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Easter 2015Closed lad accounts 90+
Safari David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
Sand Timer David Mark -3 years
Sand Timer Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
United States x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
United Kingdom

"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.

"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later.
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Listen and listen very well; After the meeting with the fraud commission today we conculded that your personal information such as below will be EXPOSE and BROCAST over GOOGLE NEWS,INTERNET NEWS, BBC NEWS ETC AND CABLES/CHANNEL NEWS as one of the most sacmmer, frauds,money lundary and drugs in this country....and you must end up in Jail, that is to say that you will be sentencing to life imprisonment for allowing yourself to be use in this matter which you know is evil and the authority of this country does not accept it, not only that but your BANK ACCOUNT inculding everyone in your family,s BANK ACCOUNT must also be close; your property anyway must be CONFISCATE and your DRIVEN LICENSE AND ANY VALID ID SHOULD BE REDMARK as CAPITAL FRAUDSTER.



Brocast: Bro·cast, n (bró·cást)

Def:
1. Be exposed as a possible lad and have it broadcast to the world.
2. Mass mail some unfortunate lad's personal cell phone number to hundreds of his chums. Send out imaginative insults to hundreds of lads.

Etymology def 2. : See below.

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Mortar x22 Inventor Easter Egg 2011

"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman

Last edited by windypops on Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:28 am; edited 1 time in total
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **


Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10598
Location: Blackacre


PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bro-cast:noun-the results of Big X's phone chain.

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Closed lad accounts X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116 Cambodia Flag Canada Nigeria United States Malaysia United Kingdom
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
Whip Mc FryJack Boot Flying Monkey
Mortar x4
Golden Pith Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Safari Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Safari Accra-Lome with Choppa
Safari Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
Safari Sand Timer -Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold!
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Crocomire
Master Baiter


Joined: 18 Feb 2013
Posts: 114
Location: Several


PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

URGENT MASSAGE - n. A massage that needs to be done in a hurry; e.g. a lad is in a rush to receive the happy ending.

(Did you see what I did there, it was like a play on words, happy ending as in like a payment... Sigh)

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Safari 4ndre Cru$a (Lagos - Accra) Closed lad accounts x 4 Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x 30 (webstore)
http://kruzinkrocsecurityservicesltd.webs.com
"I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL NOW AND I AM NOT HAPPE FOR YOUR LSST EMAIL.LAST 4MAI. yOU documentations."
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Capone wrote:
Bro-cast:noun-the results of Big X's phone chain.


Laughing

Added that.

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Mortar x22 Inventor Easter Egg 2011

"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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