Bizarre hours-long chat with a lad...(NSFW), updated 3/14

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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:02 am

This chat popped up at the end of a multi-piggie and bank site killing bait when the lad discovered I had been shining him on the whole time.

"Are you from AFrica" made my whole day! And "Thunder fire you to death" was like a bonus.

I won't bore you with the whole bait, just the silliness at the end.

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Attorney: Please don,t insult me , what do you mean by that ?

me: I think Ryan is going to be too busy for that.

Attorney: because i will not take that insult from you

me: Oh please. Settle down, asshole. You have bigger problems than that

Attorney: why calling me names ?

Asshole

me: You lost two web sites and two bank accounts and that's probably expensive, isn't it?

Too bad for you, but thanks for the entertainment, mugu. You might not be smart enough for this job

(Here's where it starts to get a little weird...he thinks I'm another lad!)

Attorney: teach me the job

me: How much money have you wasted so far?

And how much time have you wasted, fool?

Attorney: are you the one doing all this to me ,

me: Of course. Stupid Nigerian fool, you should try another job. You can't afford this one much longer. Once I finish with you, another will attack

Attorney: what have i done to you

me: You tried to rip me off. You try to rip people off all day.

Attorney: Can you give me a work

me: Why would I do that?

Attorney: there is no work ,

me: You're not worth hiring for anything, it seems

Attorney: if only you understand

me: Understand what, that you're just a petty thief hiding in a cafe trying to steal people's hard-earned money?

Attorney: Many people are suffering here

because of No Money

no work

me: And that justifies stealing? I deal with mugus like you all the time. Selfish, thieving liars, every one. Just like you.

Attorney: Are you from AFrica

Attorney: you talk like one of us here

(He was just starting to be irritating at this point, so I thought it was time to just go over the top and see what he would do.)

me: I'm from everywhere. There are thousands of me and we all know that the day of the guyman is dying

Attorney: let us work togther

man

me: Thousands of bullshit web sites, thousands of bullshit bank accounts, all dead. Just like yours

Attorney: i want to learn from you

I am sorry , please forgive me

i will not do it again

me: Go get a job, idiot. Clean toilets.

Attorney: i am sorry , please forgive me

try to understand

me: You can't even run your own scripts. What does boss man say?

Attorney: i am sorry

please forgive me , i will never do it again

me: Does he know you blew all this time and LOST money? Keep that up and you could end up in the hospital

That would be a great day

Attorney: i am sorry , please forgive me

You are my boss from to day hence forth

me: Of course you will. You're still spamming and trying to scam and that's all you do. I will just make sure it costs you.

Attorney: please let it not cost me again , I have no helper dear

(Okay...let's push even harder. Time to get all righteous on him, I guess.)

me: Every time someone answers your "Metro Bank" bullshit, you're going to remember me and wonder if it's real. Every time someone asks you for a bank account you're going to be afraid. Every web site you pay for is going to die.

Attorney: i said i am sorry

forgive me

please please please

me: I bet Ryan's account closed with the money still in it. That happens a lot. I had a drink and celebrated. How much will you lose?

Time for lunch for me. It's been fun. Thanks for letting me steal from you in my own special way

Attorney: please forgive me and teach me what i need to know as your younger brother

don,t do this to me , i know you are higer than me , i promise never to cross ur path again

me: Nope, I'd rather you starve or get beaten to death. Feel free to speed the process up by stepping in front of a bus

That's the fun part. You WILL cross my path again and you won't know it's me until I've done more damage to your life

Attorney: please i will not

cross your path again

me: You won't know until it's too late, fool. And there are so many more that will do the same to you. Business is going to be very, very bad

Dream of me, because I will hurt you again and again

Attorney: i have pleaded with you forgiveness

please don,t hurt me again please

me: And I have ignored you. You are nothing but a worthless piece of trash and I will enjoy torturing you and everyone like you

Attorney: I am sorry boss

me: You aren't even very interesting.

Attorney: I am Your brother from another mother

(Wow....just....wow.)

Attorney: remmber that no man is an island

me: And you're not much of a man, "Cynthia".

Time for lunch. It's been fun

Attorney: I am sorry

forgive me , i really want to learn from you , i promise never to cross ur path again

(And then I went to lunch and he jumped right back in as soon as I was back.)

Attorney: I am sorry
forgive me

me: You again?

What do you want?

Attorney: please forgive me

please don,t Hurt me

please forgive me all my sins i will not do it again

me: And why would I believe that?

Attorney: it is a promise my brother

i will never smile ur path again

me: Your promises have all been lies, why would this be any different?

Attorney: this a warning to me

me: Funny. You'll never know when I've found you again. You'll just suffer a little more and lose a little more.

Attorney: please don,t allow me to suffer more

please don,t hurt ,me , remmber that we offend God and we ask forgivness from him

me: And now you bring God into it? Typical lad. You're not even creative
Attorney: please forgive me

i hope you Know How Many time i have asked you forginess
me: Why do you care? You're just a common thier

thief

Attorney: I know , but tell me you have forgive me

me: But you see...I don't. I loathe you and everyone like you. I've made it my mission to attack and harm you. There is no forgiveness here for you.

Attorney: Thanks

me: For what?

Attorney: for giving me another chance
are you still going to hurt me ?

me: Every chance I get. It'll be fun for me and painful and expensive for you.

Attorney: is tha going to make you happy ? after all i pleaded you

me: Oh, I'm always happy. Pigs like you make me happy

Attorney: i have respected you alot

you don,t call me Pigs

i have not insulted you

me: How is that? You call trying to steal from an innocent stranger "respect"? That is an insult to ME, mugu.

Attorney: what is Mugu

me: You, little man. You.

Attorney: alright

you are my biss boss

me: You'll have to look for work somewhere else. I don't get paid to crush ants like you. I do it because I enjoy it.

Attorney: Any day you offend God and ask him to forgive you , thata is the day you will die say Amen

me: I haven't offended God, I've offended you. What part of the "thou shalt not steal" did you miss?

Attorney: did i steal from you ?

me: You tried and failed. You've probably succeeded before, though I doubt very often. Like I said, you're pretty stupid

Attorney: Your Mother is pretty stupid

your Father is Maga

You are a mugu

Thunder fire you to death

fuck you

Attorney: the wrosth you can do is to block the website
You will die as your Father die in Market

me: You get funnier and funnier, fool. Have you always been this way or has trying to be a guyman made you this way?

Attorney: your motfher is fuck, like a mad woman begging in market
I don,t care anymore

i am a real Guy Man

me: That's your best? You just keep proving that you're not very smart. A real guyman would never have failed so badly and so quickly. You're just a whining little boy scraping for pennies.

Attorney: because of you I will go and learn More on how to distroy you

me: Good luck with that. I know what you are. I know where you are. I know what you do.

You know nothing.

Attorney: you don,t even Kow me , or where I am from , all you Know is the fucking web

me: You are in Africa in a cafe wasting your time talking to me.

Attorney: Yes I am in Cafe That i paid for
what about you

me: I told you. I'm everywhere

(And now we head down a totally different path. At this point, the lad has several hours invested in this, since I always waited a bit before replying. And that's after I'd been baiting him since September!)

Attorney: I will take your name and your email address to My Grand Father , for him to vock your spirit and kill you

me: Oooo...scary.

Attorney: All power belongs to Africa Juju

It sounds funny , but you will see what will happen to you

me: Pardon me if I don't spend a lot of time worrying about it. You reap what you sow, fool. You sow crime and stupidity. That should get you far

Attorney: do you think you as smarth?

what did you Father sow into your mother smiling pussy

me: By the way, how much are you paying for the cafe?

Attorney: $500 for a night

me: Wow, expensive time there. Surely a genius like you can do better than that

Attorney: I Thank God I can do it very well

me: You obviously don't do it well. I played you like a piano

Like I said, this isn't the right line of work for you. You're just too stupid.

Attorney: Your Mother is stupid , I will fuck her like piano

me: Cute.

Attorney: Lol

me: Let's see if I have this straight....you pretended to be a woman, you lost your bank accounts, your web sites have been shut down.
And you're "good at this".

Attorney: for you to break My Heart to night , i will fight you with my last Blood ,

me: Got it

I broke your heart?

Attorney: The account Owner will sue you if he find out that you are a scammer
if the site go down to day

I will host another one tommorrow

there is no big deal on it

me: You tell him to go to Hawaii and find someone named Lou Sindor and go ahead and sue him

Sites aren't free. Your time is not free. Bank accounts are not free. These things add up

Attorney: I Know you are a hacker

me: Is that so? And how do you know that?

Attorney: Because your Father die hacking into your mother dirty pussy

me: Ah, yes. Back to your creative genius. Very nice.

Attorney: if you are perfect tell me My Name

me: I don't care what your real name is. Nobody does.

Attorney: Mr Man go and drink Cool water before smoking again

because of you I will learn more , because i will not allow you to go free from all this Insultes

with only your email address , My Grand Father will catch you

me: Is that so? And how would he do that?

Attorney: I will only tell him to kill you or blind you from Computer

spiritual

me: Oooo....scary again. That's some great stuff there. Blinded by computer juju from Africa? Oh save me!

Hilarious

Attorney: Ask your Mother about africa Juju

me: You sure seem to obsessed about my mother. I wonder why that is?
Never met yours?

Attorney: your Mother is a disgrace for woman Hood

me: I'll let her know how much you care, thanks

That's very touching

Attorney: i nevr care for her that to expose her smiling Pussy

I am not happy with you Scammer

me: Good. I'm glad you're not happy. That's the whole point.

Attorney: are you happy

me: Your sadness and pain gives me great joy, little boy.

Attorney: better tell you Mother about what i said , so that when you will die , They will not cry for you

me: The dollars you're wasting insulting my mother are pretty enjoyable, too. You really are a wealth of entertainment

Attorney: I am just 21 , when i will get to 30 i will destroy internet

Fools Like you paid for it

me: And how will that be done, junior? You're not smart enough to get out of the cafe

at 2:00 in the morning

Attorney: leave me alone i need to wwork that is why I am here

me: Hey, you contacted me. All I did was answer. I didn't ask you to keep trying to apologize to me after I got back

Attorney: Thunder fire you there

me: Again? Nothing newer than that?

Attorney: No More aplologize again

me: Weak. Very weak.

It's probably just as well. There's nobody here to forgive you and the rest of the mugus in the cafe would laugh you out the door if they knew what you were doing

Attorney: Fool Like you is the one paying for my play here

Ur Father is Mugu

Ur Mother is Maga

You are a big Fool

me: Now you're just being repetitive. Is that all you got?
How are you going to survive if you're so one-dimensional?

me: You'll probably need to go look that up

Attorney: what are you doing on cafe

me: Why do you think I'm in a cafe?

Attorney: where are you

me: Unlike you, little boy, I am in a beautiful house looking over a lake and having a cold beer. You, on the other hand, are sweating and stinking in an African cafe. I think I like my place better

Attorney: let us work togetehr to share big Money you can do it

me: Why would I work with someone as stupid as you?

Attorney: I am a big Boy here

me: There is no big money in your future.

You are alone and a failure.

Attorney: whey did you said that , there no big money on my future

me: Because you're not close to being smart enough to be good at this.

Attorney: You must be wicked

Then teach me how you make your Money

so that i can come over to state to make my own money

me: I make money the honest way, working.

You should try it some day. It's very satisfying

Attorney: teach me the honest way to work and make money so that i will stop all this

me: You don't want to stop, do you? I thought you were a Big Boy there.
But I guess you're still just a lying thief
And will die a lying thief

Attorney: Every Body is a theif

even you , because what you teach me , is what I am doing

me: All I have taught you is that you are fool and a failure. End of lesson, thanks for coming to school, little boy

Attorney: I am proud to be An african Big Boy
Teacher teach me nonsense

me: You mean an African rotting in a cafe in the middle of the night scraping for money like a rat searching for crumbs in the trash? That's what you're proud of?
Sad.
Very sad.

Attorney: Man Thank God for your Life , Many are suffering here

me: Especially you, thanks to me. You're welcome

Attorney: if you are On My shoe you will ask God to bless me through Mugu
what do you mean Thansk to you

what have you done to me that I will Thank you

me: I added to your suffering. You're welcome

Attorney: How did you added to My suffering

me: I was happy to do it and look forward to abusing you again.
It's like pulling dollars right out of your wallet, a little at a time.

Attorney: what did you do ?

me: Cost you money, like I said. Were you not paying attention or is it too hard to remember things for you?

Attorney: I have five standby website that i have already exported all my works to

me: And all of them cost money and all of them will die. Simple.

Attorney: That is lair because you will not cross My Path again
or will i cross your again

me: How can you be sure of that? How many emails do you send to strangers every day? How do you know one of them isn't me?
It has already happened many times. It will happen again. And you'll never know when

Attorney: This day I have a new formular

since your work is to destroy my hand work

me: Good luck with that. You're all the same, the scripts are the same, the stupidity is the same.

Attorney: Tommorrow many people will pay for me to build another site for them
i have many website all over the wrold

me: And then what happens when your sites die? People will wonder if you stole from them and that could get messy

Attorney: THAT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS
i told them that some one that reported the site scam
that is all , they will pay to my account sharp sharp

me: Ah, but it is. What's going to happen when someone pays you to build a site and it magically disappears? I bet they're going to want than money back.
That could get you hurt. I'd enjoy that.
They know you're a liar, why would they believe you?

Attorney: all we work here is scam ,

me: They'd assume you just stole from them, just like your scams.

Attorney: all my client are scammer

so they know that one day some one like you, will report the site

me: Too bad, I really liked the idea of someone strolling into the cafe and pounding the crap out of you. Makes a nice picture in my mind.

(At this point, I'm just trying to see if I can keep him busy for another hour or so, before I have to leave. He didn't disappoint me. Time for him to go rambling off in another direction.)

Attorney: vikings

me: Vikings?

Attorney: yes

me: Just a random word that fell out of your head or are you trying to make sense?

Attorney: I am a King

not a bastard like your Father

me: And the cafe is your kingdom. Right.

Look up the word "delusional"

Attorney: you went to jail for reaping 6 years Old girl

me: There you go...now THAT was creative. Much better.

Attorney: Yes Cafe is My Kingdom

me: You're still an idiot, but at least you're working on new material

Attorney: did you ask any one to send me Money ?

me: I wonder what made you think of that? Maybe a trauma when you were a little boy?

Of course. I told the bank to send you millions.

Fool

Attorney: some one is ending me money right now

sending me

me: Are you sure?

Attorney: your mother

me: Maybe they're just wasting your time

Attorney: is the one sendingmoney to me

but i will not fuck her because she will die in my hand

me: So much for your creative moment. Too bad. I thought you might get interesting. I guess not.

Are all the mugus in your kingdom as stupid as you or do you have a couple smart ones to keep things lively?

Attorney: yes my boss is smarth

me: Not if he hired you, he isn't.

Attorney: My Boyes are smart

my kingdom is big
when are you coming Home Mugu

me: He's not going to be happy about everything you've lost and time you've wasted. Maybe he'll be the one to pound your face in. That would be great to see.

Attorney: you like pound
who is going to pund ur face

me: Not me, I'm a gentle person. I would just enjoy seeing you in pain some more. It's gratifying

Attorney: i am gentle

me: You steal and cause innocent people to suffer and deserve all the abuse you get. More, actually.

Attorney: do you know how much is magic jack now

me: And why is it that you pretend to be a woman? Are you not enough of a man?

Attorney: yes calling mugu now

me: Maybe you like being a woman. I bet that's it.

Was it because of what happened when you were 6 years old?
Ah, that hit a nerve. Sounds like I got it right

Well, this has been fun. Time for another beer. I'll slap you around some more later.

Attorney: nice talking to you

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I hope he gets that email addy so we can play some more. Although I guess it needs to be soon, so his grandfather is going to blind me with his juju.

Good fun. Weird, but good fun!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:13 am

See if you can find out the URLs of his sites. He doesn't seem to mind too much if we kill them. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Great reading Lou!

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:14 pm

Remember when he said, "i promise never to cross ur path again"?

It appears he was wrong. I already hooked with another baiting character. Poor lad is going to have a really bad day.

Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

You know how lads lie!

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:00 pm

Ohhh pleaaase is there any way to share this lad? It would be so gratifying to see your prophesy about more taking your place come into fulfillment.

Great job by the way. That conversation simply reeks of Ladness. The way he lies and "justifies" his actions--and your picking them apart--it is great to see. I love when he claims he is gentle and you nailed him for stealing from the innocent and causing pain. The lies that he told you are the lies he has been telling himself--and it will take many, many more glimpses of the real world to him before he begins to stop actually believing his own lies.

Bravo.

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:58 pm

And then...he came back! He is one stubborn cuss. Many naughty words follow:

Attorney: Evil Man

do you Know when you will die ?

Fuck

me: Who...me?

Whatever do you mean?

Attorney: Yes You

Monkey

i said i want you dead

me: And why is that?

Attorney: Evil Man like you

Ur Father is Monkey

me: Is there any particular reason for you being so mad or are you just an unhappy person?

Attorney: Your Mother

Thank Ur God i can,t see you

me: Face it, you got worked over by a better man

Attorney: Your Mother

me: Why so upset today? Did your worthless brother finally die or something?

Attorney: Dum Ur Mother fuck your Father On street

Some one just called and peat ur father picture fucking a mad woman

me: I had forgotten how funny you are. Seriously...stupid and a little on the boring side, but very funny

So why did you contact me?

Attorney: To tell you fuck ur mother

i hate you

me: Why do you hate me?

Attorney: i want you dead because of your evil act Via Internet

me: Now THAT is funny. You use the internet to steal and you call ME evil? hilarious

Attorney: Guys will stone you to death

me: I doubt it

Attorney: Don,t doubt your fucking Ass

me: How is it that I am evil? I made you famous. You entertained thousands of people with your stupid antics

You should be thanking me. I guess maybe you are.

You're very welcome

Attorney: Idiot

me: So how's business? Starving yet?

Attorney: starving your Mother or your Father

Many people are praying for your dead

me: Oh? Why is that?

Attorney: We want you dead

and you must dead for hurting My *DELETED*

me: Awwww...did I hurt you that bad?

Did I cost you a bunch of money?

Attorney: Another person will do that to your siblings

me: Sure they will, fool. You sure talk big for such a small time thief

Your boss isn't going to be very happy

Attorney: www.XXXXXXX.com is working again (masked in case it's a real bank)

me: Good for you.

Attorney: This One you cannnot hold unto it

me: Not for long

And how do you figure that?

Attorney: You cannot hurt that

I have it already

me: Of course you do. Good luck

Attorney: But this One you cannot get hold of it fool

me: Why not?

Attorney: you cannot fool

that you KNow I have the cure

me: Sure you do. Now you're even lying to yourself. You must be losing your mind.

It's a little thing. You won't miss it

Attorney: you don,t Know about this

(He disappeared again, but I suspect he'll be back!)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:13 pm

Good ole predictable lad...

Attorney: You Failed again

me: How is that?

That site has been around for months. It's not yours. You may be upsetting the owner, though

Attorney: My Boss build it

with big amount of money

me: And you expect me to believe you? When it appears in a scam, it will die. Not before.

Attorney: It will not

me: What do you want, anyway? Why do you keep coming back?

Attorney: where are you Now

me: Talking to you

Attorney: where are you Now Monkey

me: You're the computer genius. Figure it out

I'm probably a lot closer to you than you think

(Time to pull him back into thinking I'm a lad...a rich lad.)

Attorney: where are you Now

me: If you're in Lagos, I'm nearby

Attorney: where are you , You talk where you Know

me: Like I said, if you're in Lagos, I'm not far. Are you?

Attorney: In where you are right Now

Any where you are that is where I am

me: Funny. I don't see you at this blackjack table

Attorney: tell me where you are Now I want to come over there

me: Federal Palace, come on by. You can buy me a drink

You need to wear nice clothes, though. If you look like a bum they won't let you in

Attorney: Your Father never drink Fanta

before

me: Fanta is for peasants, mugu

Attorney: You are peasant

me: Then why am I sipping gin in a casino surrounded by beautiful Nigerian women while you're paying to sit in a cafe to be a thief?

Attorney: Otunne gi

me: Onye Nzuzu

Attorney: Amu Nna Gi

(Thank you, Google, for keeping me on top of Nigerian insults! That threw him and he ran. Stay tuned!)

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