Seen a burning laptop? Probably used to belong to my lad

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:40 am

This is my current animal selling lad who is in league with the corrupt secretary (me - playing Judy) to defraud her employer (also me, playing ). After he failed to get his money and a second bungled scam attempt the bent secretary informed the lad that PC Plod was on his tail, then I just ramped up the paranoia...

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Am just being careful since you said that Ethelius can TRACE ME with my mails and where is coming from. Trust me that money will come out ok. Just let me know if is really possible for Ethelius to trace me with where my mails are coming from or through my network?

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Ethelius can't personally as he's not good with computers but the police have experts who can trace you through the routes your emails took and other forensic information. I can do that too, plus I have a couple of hacking tricks I can use. You are quite traceable. That is why you have to act fast. When you get your money I advise you to buy a new laptop and destroy the one you currently have. Don't try to sell it, destroy it completely.

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Are you sure that is the only way they might be able to trace me from my laptop is there any other way they might be able to track me. Can they track me through my mails?

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They can track you through your mails, through your Internet connection and in other ways. Your laptop embeds a unique code into your Internet traffic. That way if you are caught they can link your computer as the one that sent the mail.

(that's not true of course but by now the lad is convinced I'm some sort of master hacker)

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But do you think that this case will go that far and how is Ethelius taking the case is it very crios. Is it a local police that is investigating the case of top CIA agent?

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We don't have the CIA here, that's an American organisation. Here we have The Serious Fraud Office and each police force has specialist detectives who investigate these crimes plus forensic computer experts. Ethelius is an important businessman and several senior police chiefs are clients of our business (the head of Weat Yorkshire CID is very fond of Shetland ponies and is a personal friend of Ethelius for example) so they will investigate this and give it a high priority. So yes, you can think of it as the British version of the CIA investigating.

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What do you think i should do to get them all off my track. Destroying my laptop will take be a final solution to keep them all off my track.

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There is very little you can do. These are professionals and they will trace you. If I were you I'd destroy your laptop now. Completely destroy it, drop it in the sea. Use Internet cafes for a couple of days. Also leave town, go to another city in India. I hear Bangalore is nice. You'll have money so you can re establish yourself.

I left him to sweat over the weekend and then sent this.

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Run. Leave town NOW. destroy your computer. You have no time, just run as far away as you can. Destroy your laptop. Don't think, don't ask questions, just do it unless you want to spend the next few years rotting in an Indian prison..

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JUDY. I HAVE ALREADY DESTROY THE LAPTOP AND MY CONNECTION. ARE THEY IN INDIA ALREADY, WHAT IS GOING ON. HAVE THEY TRACED MY LAPTOP. WHICH EVIDENCE HAVE THEY PULLED OUT

This was accompanied by a change in IP address so, although we know lads lie, I think he may possibly have trashed his lappy and he's back to working in internet cafes. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:16 am

Exeptional bait! Please publish it completely when it is done.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:10 pm

Fantastic work.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:41 pm

Let's hope he remembered to log-out of his email before throwing the lappy away.

If it should be found and the hard drive brought back to life, who knows what sort of sensitive infors it will reveal? Confused

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:46 pm

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 82

Surprised the lad didn't understand SMTP

Simple Mail Tracking Protocol

Its quite possible the authorities have know where he is the whole time and probably bugged his phone too.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Very nice. Even if not true, it's a hilarious tactic. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 May 2011 Posts: 51

amazing

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:19 pm

I know lads lie but perhaps this one is paranoid enough?

I hope so! Very Happy

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