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Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:30 pm

Still got Journey songs going through my head. Luckily My Lena has changed format to something that Jethro Tull couldn't think up:

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Good afternoon my loved!!!!

All of us by all means dream of love,
We want to meet it, not having recognized.
And it to admit at times it is not counted
We necessary, with feeling becoming happier.

We wish each other thus only good luck.
To us she shines, if in the house darkly.
We can pure eat a recognition.
Of that to us to dream in fact not for nothing it is given.

Here to you not theatre,
Not a place for a drama!
And it is necessary to everyone
To understand, that it main.

That builds love it,
And can - does not build.
One only is exact:
Her all are worthy!

Or maybe Zappa....

Quote:

My love I is glad to hear that you speak me that will try to send money this week. I shall wait it from you

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:25 am

And so it continues:

Quote:

Good afternoon my loved!!!!

About love have told much, and will tell much
Also do not judge people strictly if is similar.
The love one, but is a lot of words
And all you will not recollect, but,
While we are alive, there is a love
Only for heart prepare!

And night will be replaced in the afternoon
Also there will be sparks at a fire.
I shall think only of that,
Again to see to me you.
And let will pass weeks, years,
And thousand I shall pass roads.
Also will lie near your legs.
While in veins blood flows
My love will not die!

My heart is borrowed with you,
And anybody cannot separate us.
Our union is blessed by destiny,
Let nothing will disturb it.

I want to tell to you now
About love of a word, with all my heart.
Let every day and each hour
You can be warmed from my love.

Obviously John had to respond with his own Verse:

Quote:

A Little Song
A Little Dance
A Little Seltzer Down Lena's Pants

Did I tell you I'm out of ideas?

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:40 pm

Today was the first day that My Lena's messages weren't waiting for my perusal. After a quick Poke she fired a couple of Salvos in John's direction:

Quote:

Hello my love!

Love - as color of a fine rose...
In a bud holds feelings, ideas and words.
At times as balls of a mimosa,
Evolved, these feelings, fall down on eyes.
Similarly to that lilac growing at a window,
Will wither, only love which has passed...

Love this feeling very much not clear,
Also love this feeling very much not probable.
When you preparing to make love all for a half,
Love it when your lips adjoin for a duel.

If you love whom that, it is not necessary to hold the feelings at yourself,
Tell to it or it, and it is not necessary to contradict destiny.
It is destiny that has reduced you once,
Has reduced for attitudes, instead of for feelings which you will spend all for nothing.

Tell these three magic words,
You should learn love, for God's sake.
The more likely admit, the becomes faster to you better,
From this recognition, to you will not be exact worse.

I'm glad you cleared that up Lena! I was starting to get confused too! What else you got for me?

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Excuse that I today write to you a little late simply I all the day was
is borrowed and now only there is time I to you to write.
My love I is glad to hear from you that you speak me that will begin
today process with transfer of money. I shall wait it from you. My love
you inform me how many have sent on the account and when money should
arrive on the account??? I love you

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:04 pm

Yup:

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I stand at a night window,
Softly the moon shines in the sky
And I wait as on a background will flash
That who at night to me to sleep does not give.

He fills that silence,
That costs at a blind window.
And I such hear all in night
As silently she shouts.

And me it is heard in that silence,
That you too are silent about me...
That your silence for an instant
Pulls out silent shout.

Lights two pairs eyes
And again fades in us...
Cautious wind a jet
Has touched you is I.

Has wanted you to embrace,
Again in the distance to lose.
Rain in damp your eyes-
It I have plunged into them.

So any person leaving
Comes back in drops of a rain.
Exists invisibly for eyes
Something the general in each of us.

In everyone a chasm, and in everyone a rain
There can be you of me will understand...

Sounds like My Lena wants to Poke my Eyes out or is it 'Polka Your Eyes Out?'

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I wait as on a background will flash

She's an exhibitionist!

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:41 pm

And so it gets creepier:

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Hello my love!

Breath air dissecting,
You go in deserted silence.
Hope heart filling,
You heat the pain in fault.

Hope I oppress corrodes,
She from mind of you has reduced!..
She... Last dies.
Yes is not present! For a long time has died!

I love you as like only,
When are lost on a vital way.
I love you as like only,
When there is no happiness also there is no place to go.

There leaves time, and centuries run,
And the rivers of a life dry up in time.
There leaves time, and centuries run,
And this life a damnation for us.

Kinda like that Death Metal Song I was destined to pen! Okay Lena lighten up a bit:

Quote:

Hello my love!

The love - well is finer can!
Without heat and caress you cannot live!
You do not want to release the native person,
It is ready to love and trust till the end of time!

And given each other the promise,
All force of feelings and the tenderness...
Will rescue a planet from eternal suffering,
That people have understood - the Love has returned to it!

In my love it is not a lot of light...
Also there is no goods... But in fact and the evil in it is not present.
And from love there was only a trace.
I do not like, and heart groans, is beaten...
Also begs: continue to love.
And I whisper it will not return...
And not what for I have more to live.

Pending miracles, pending spring
We carry out years.
We live hardly - hardly, and our dreams
Become a support.

But it only before time-
Which, as a caustic smoke,
To us dilutes blood.

And then, having opened eyes,
We see the bright WORLD!
And on a cheek tear shines.-
As we were blind!

Much better Darling! Sunshine and Lollipops I tell ya....

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:32 pm

But wait there's more:

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Hello my love!

Rose - red, rose - fine
Proud wonderful flower,
Passing the sun a bright stream
Through gentle leaves,
She calls us for eternal love.
That the love blossomed as she,
That eternal was, she is not languid,
That happiness gave everywhere and always,
And bright as the red rose was.

So it is pleasant for me to recognize,
What is heart is beaten strongly,
That I do not know barrier,
In fact the fear is not present, there is only a force.

Such miracles creates
Feeling known - love.
To me silently - is silently speaks,
Live, hope again and again.

I pay, because there is no urine,
Earlier it was not known to me,
As it to love - and only lines
A little extinguish feeling it.

Such imagery My Lena. Didn't know you were into that sort of thing though!

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Hello my love!

As difficultly it happens at times,
To suffer and carry in itself a pain,
It happens from a pain it would be desirable to shout,
At times it happens it would not be desirable to live.
But it is necessary to struggle with the pain
Her to suppress, and differently to not live.
And if you will cope with this trouble,
The soul will find the rest.
Will want to trust, like and dream,
And you will begin a life,
As anybody to understand!

Somewhere there it is far, on a dawn
From love children are born!
Children of happiness, and children of love!
Make them from a dawn up to a dawn!

Smile, in fact the ground is fine!
On a planet children are born!
Smile, because a dawn!
Smile, you - are the finest on a planet!

The love similar to dream!
The love is a chameleon!
The love will start roots in soul!
Love inside

And a tad of Vladish Haiku:

Quote:

My love inform me when money should be achieved??? All of you have
correctly made? Inform me when money it will be possible to receive??

Quote:

Hello my love!

I do not have not enough your eyes
Such deep, pure, clear,
Your attracting, sweet lips
Such hot and fine.

I do not have not enough your hands
Which caress a body,
As though the sun on I shall wipe
Wanders a beam timidly.

I do not have not enough your words,
Which so treat soul,
Which shout I "LIKE"
So it is silent, whisper timidly.

I love you as the sea loves waves,
As the sky loves stars and the moon...
My eyes of hope and desire are full

I want to get drunk love from your hands,
In fact in them it is warm, and devoted tenderness.
I want that in eyes always mine...
All also is gentle for you fidelity sparkled.

I'm pretty sure I missed a few dozen of these 'Poems' but I think you get the idea. Lets see what Lena has to say before signing off:

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Hello my dear!!!
I am very glad to hear from you that you speak me that the transaction
will be finished by Thursday. I also want to ask you how many you have
sent on the account?? And also send to me all your address?? I also want
that you have gone to Thursday were convinced of that that money have
come on the account to my girlfriend Mariya. as soon as you inform me
that money have come on the account and that it is possible to receive
it that I at once I shall inform to my girlfriend that she has gone and
has tried to receive from you money. I hope you of me have understood
about it?? I love you. Make please all as I to you have told in the
letter. I also want to inform you that I constantly every day think of
you and every day all I want to be with you more strongly

Don't worry My Lena! The money 'should' be in the account just before the four day weekend. Vhat could possibly go wrong?

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:44 pm

So today is the day for My Lena's 'Hard Earned' money to arrive. Hopefully things will go according to plan but first lets read some of her fine Verse:

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Hello my love!

I to tell I want, as I liked once
For a long time, in a shadow of already left young days.
Let to my gray hair it will be not alien
The former memoirs of my youth.
She was as a morning cloud is innocent,
It was fine, as if in an icy cold winter
Gone down on the ground of the sun a warm beam
In its eyes always it would be desirable to sink to me
To remain in a strange whirlpool for ever
And to test those flours and blessed dreams
That for men shadows of female beauty show.
Ah, my God, there would be to me a worthy fun:
To return to those year and again feelings those to live
And a youth to make casual flaws,
With which I again could breathe and would be alive.
And only now, having got confused in doubts,
I can be assured in love, that many years will captivate.
She is met by me not frequently, in household routine
In fact it is quickly possible expensive to lose.
But every day, when I lie down also at night falling asleep
Should recollect its light eyes.
Ah, my God, if I have found in myself boldness,
Then, almost hundred years ago in the love to admit,
I would not began to miss then all life.
And so, my history is evident for descendants:
In love be not afraid of nonsense to make
That then, having remained on a decline of a life

Okay never mind....

Quote:

Hello my dear!!!
Where you?

Quote:

Hello my love!!!
I did not receive today from you the letter!! What with you and where you??
I worry and I suffer for
you. Write to me as soon as possible!!! I wait from you for the letter

John gave Lena a quick 'There There' type message and Lena responded a thank you of sorts and now we wait.

I hope this keeps on going but you just never know....

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:15 pm

Maybe she loves me; maybe she doesn't:

Quote:

Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

You live as though you exist,
You complain of a life every minute,
But all the same from a life you wait for a miracle,
Also there can be it will come
When absolutely for it you do not wait,
And you will take also a new life will begin to live!

Close eyes and dream,
Though in a hell though in paradise with dream fly up,
Fly up as a bird up to heavens
Having flied up do not stumble to not fall from heavens,
And having stumbled do not quail,
Open eyes and is faster
Glass fault pour,
And bitterns a volley for dream,
Close eyes, sigh deeply
And you will understand not all so poorly,
In fact in our life there are affairs more abruptly,
Than a life beyond the grave and clouds.
For example we shall take LOVE,
In fact at it are present - both a life and a pain,
And all so she is fine
Though at times it happens and it is UNSAFE....

Such soothing words My Pudding Pop! How could anyone argue with that?

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My loved by thanks you for your information. Whether I shall transfer
all your information to my girlfriend Sharova Mariya that she has gone
to bank and has checked up is there money whether or not? I very
strongly love you and I want to be only with you as soon as possible

Sadly Darling the long weekend is upon us. Bit of a shame really....

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:49 am

I'll do my best to keep this somewhat coherent but no guarantees. Okay enough about me:

Quote:

Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

Flame bright fire
The snow soaring in darkness,
The sun of tomorrow's day
Appears in me.

Everyday lives different on taste,
In the crane pure water.
There can be I shall not be solved
To call you since morning.

Happiness of come true dream,
Attracts your cologne.
And on a neck at you

My love, warm to me soul,
Give force of a thunder-storm to go through,
And to heart sometimes mine listen,
Also has helped to value destiny.

The love will lift and will warm
And in thirst will give some water a drink.
Hope to present she is able,
And new she will give a life a source.

The love gives us pleasure of inspiration,
All is penetrated with love around.
And if from the high point of view,
It is the universe an infinite circle.

To think I was worried about my present 'Drunkenoscity!'

Quote:

Hello my dear!!!
My dear I want to inform youthat my girlfriend Sharova Mariya went to
bank and to it there have told that on the account is empty that to us
anything is not present. You understand me?? What now?? Inform me?? My
love you have precisely sent money whether or not??? Inform me?? I ask
you that you have gone to bank and all there have learned why is not
present on the account of money!!! Learn all why money cannot reach
precisely??? Learn the reason in what put in general??? Also I can tell
to you concerning church that at us easter will only on May, 5. We now
do not go in church

So you haven't got the money My Lena? I'll march down to the Bank first thing Wednesday or Thursday and get some answers! Trust me!!!

It's a Damn shame that the weekend is coming up yet again.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:35 pm

I figured that My Lena would probably get rather discouraged at this turn of events so I sweetened the pot just a tad:

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My Russian Princess,

I am so sorry about what your Friend went through. Are you sure she didn't see the Money? I sent an extra amount too. The total should be $900USD. Is that okay?

Everything here is closed for a few more days but I'm sure it is just a glitch in the system.

Your Love,

John

The Language of Love (USD) seemed to do the trick:

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Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

I love night...
In fact only in dream
You come to me
And in the morning dream leaves away
Melancholy, sadly to me
And days cares are full
And it is no time be depressed
But evenings... Ah, dreams...
I want to be with you
I love night...
In fact only in dream
You come to me
Thanks stars and the moon,
That remember me...

Declarations of love do not cost
It is reliable to hide in depth.
And loneliness bad
Help of search on fire.

Also it would be desirable to tell sometimes
So that the fate has forgotten itself.
To hide the love does not cost.
And to hide true it is impossible.

Tell me how you really feel Toots:

Quote:

My dear I understand you about what you speak.
My dear I understand you that you speak me that have sent money. I
already wrote you that that my girlfriend went to bank and wanted to
receive your money. But it in bank have told that there is no money not
to the account. My loved I am glad that you speak me that have sent
money 900 $. I am glad really it from you to hear. I love you. My loved
also I want to tell to you that I shall tell to my girlfriend Mariya
that she has gone and once again all has learned concerning money. You
can inform when at you now all will open there?? To know when to go to
my girlfriend once again in bank?? Inform me it?? I love you and very
strongly I miss on you.

Quote:

Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

I a life now live loving,
Hours are thought by me up to tomorrow.
There is no world more without you,
That feeling has rushed suddenly.
As it was not visible to me earlier,
What is heart has grown fond?

Somehow heart surprisingly knocks,
As if my blood passes specifications.
All around was replaced, began suddenly to anothers,
It in fact should have the reasons.

I am not ill and I have no pathologies,
Near to me the person recently has appeared.
There is nothing more lovely our meeting,
Which gives to me in heart a ray of light.

All attributes repeat to me only one,
That I like, and this feeling grows.
To me it is joyful, that in my heart there is it,
I enjoy, in fact inside all warms.

Y'Know I never really have anything to respond with as I am not sure what the Heck My Lena speaks of. Luckily the iPod was on random:

Quote:

Red drops stain satin so white
The way I sign my name
The neighborhood's pretty dead at night
When I'm the one to blame

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain,
I bring flames I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Well she started it!

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:23 pm

Is it safe to post now? I get so confused this time of year....

Quote:

Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

As frequently we, others not noticing,
We live and is done all for themselves one...
At that, perfectly understanding,
That we only... Lonely without them!

It is impossible to be in a life the egoist-
It is necessary to like, care, be able to thank...
And sometimes and the altruist
It would be pertinent to stay!

The love of us does more kindly,
And the feeling of the validity lives in us endlessly,
Well and, certainly, more cheerfully
With loved since morning up to to be dark!

We with you, as two wings at a bird,
We divide happiness for two and pleasure.
We in a single whole two particles,
All comes true, of what was dreamed!

There will be nights warm in the distance at the sea,
At dawn we shall wake up.
To wash off all traces a wave of a surf,
We shall not forget those nights of love!

I want, that the happiness last eternally,
Ahead there will be no partings.
And the love will be prolonged indefinitely,
The limit of my desires is those.

Quote:

Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

The love lives in all alive
Also gives to the world light and pleasure.
Also the one who knows feeling is happy,
Flares her, a youth.

Let I do not know how to like,
But the feeling is inside at heart.
I want to study together to be,
And that created attitudes.

That will be farther, I do not know,
But in fact destiny in our hands.
We create that miracle,
Which lives in heavens.

The haze has shrouded city
The cold has flown streets,
Night enters authority
Lighting in the sky of a star as passion,
Also stars brightly shine
As last time,
Burning itself passion
I shall not give myself from heavens to fall,
And, soon day and passion will go out,
But will light up as a star at new night
And passion again burning down
To start moving on the sky a star!

Yeah yeah Vhatever! As luck would have it I gained some inspiration from my music collection:

Quote:

I didn't want to want you now I have no choice
It's too late to listen to the warning voice
All I hear is thunder when two hearts beat
Doin' ninety miles an hour down a dead end street

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:52 pm

I realized that I have never posted a photo of My Lena. There have been so many but I kinda like these two. Sorry but no Bikini shots today:

Anyhow, the fine Verse continues:

Quote:

Hello my dear the man!!!!!!

We carry out fine evening together,
As one thousand similar evenings,
But this seems such wonderful-
And the happiness does not have not enough words.

In love so look against each other,
They are admired with all around,
And persons light give hope,
What is the love - a fine eternal circle.

You silently will stand in doors, will lower
Tired sight under weight a century,
Only you will guess in breath burning
Movement of cheekbones, sobbings shine.

You will be touched with a silent meeting,
You will recollect a look of blue fires,
You will understand, that again you find eternity,
That again you live for the sake of hundred death.

Quote:

My dear inform me when now my girlfriend will need to go in bank and to
check up your money??? Inform me it?? I want to tell that I strongly
miss on you and strongly I love you. I want to be only with you as soon
as possible.

Oh Yeah the money....

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:38 pm

Today is was the day for Lena's hard earned money to arrive:

Quote:

My dear I understand you that you speak me that will check your bank on
Wednesday in the morning. I shall wait it from you. You me asks also
photos. I send you the photos with the great pleasure. I hope you will
be pleased? I love you and I want to be with you as soon as possible

Ten more pictures and as luck would have it some more Verse for John's tender soul:

Quote:

Well why all so is uneasy,
All in this life inattentively-
You like, but you do not love,
We like, but to that love it is not glad!

Love - bewitching feeling,
Fire burning inside.
As butterflies we fly to light,
And remain only coal.

As it is good, that there is a reciprocity,
But it is a rarity today!
We lose of innocence,
We burn down in a flame of love.

And in a fast rhythm heart is beaten,
And the world becomes brighten.
The soul with feeling suddenly will wake up,
Also start singing, as a nightingale!

You value love in heart,
Fire magic from within.
And as the born baby-
Smile the world all subdue!

Sadly John had to break the bad news to Lena:

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My Dearest Russian Princess,

I went to the Bank today and told there was a Hold placed upon the Account because of suspected Fraudulent activities. Can you please explain this to me? I am very worried my Love.

Followed by a an excerpt from 'The General Prologue'. If Lena wants to confuse me then I might as well repay the favour:

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Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);

Geeze I hope Lena replies tomorrow; I feel that there is so much more to say....

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:59 pm

Is there a book of Vladdish verse? I do not know how this guy comes up with this crap-although it's easier than writing letters.

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:49 pm

I have quite a bit of Russian Literature around Piles Place but nothing really compares to Vhatever Lena sends me. I'm with you Capone, it is easier than actually writing something. Maybe that's why I've been sending random Ditties as well (Insert Diabolical Laughter).

Anyhow it is a Sad Day in Vlad Land as John got no Poetry, no Photos just this:

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My loved I have received from you the letter. I want to tell to you that
I do not know anything about it. I do not know also why they have placed
as swindle. Simply understand that at us here in Russia therefore all
carefully check a lot of deceit. Understand that they have not proved
that anything to speak about it. I want to tell to you that you then
should send money on another now. Take money back. You have understood
me?? Go to bank and take away your money back. We then will think up as
it is possible to send on another of money to me. I hope you of me have
understood about all it that I to you have told. I shall wait from you
for the letter. I love you and I want to be only with you as soon as
possible.

John (or is it Ivan?) sent a yeah, yeah I'll get on it type message but simply could not let it end there. A day without Poetry is like a day without Young MC:

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You're on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces
No fine girls just ugly faces
Some frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin, so you're goin
Could care less about the five you're blowin
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next hey bust a move

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Fraudulent = swindle . Seems translation is no problem.

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:15 pm

^It appears we are a match made in Heaven as we speak the same language.

I can't believe how Patient these VLads are. Everything appears to be Lena's fault whilst John just keeps plodding along. She is rather concerned however:

Quote:

My love inform me that at you has turned out? What have you made?? You
could take away money from the bank account?? Inform me as soon as you
can?? Because I also worry concerning your money!!

I guess we are going into another week of this Vladocity by the Vladocitor. Oh well might as well read some verse in the meantime:

Quote:

The kitten curtailed Love
Also has hidden for a while.
And I understand, fault
Here my behaviour.

Cold sight-
Impact on Love,
Rough word - the category!-
Impact on Love!

Also has hidden in bewilderment
Love to decide for itself:
That it - minute excitement
Or long bloody struggle?

Cold sight-
Impact on Love,
Rough word - the category!-
Impact on Love!

Do not leave, I ask Love,
Again blossom in my soul!
I shall get rid of rough words
Also I shall overcome melancholy in myself!

Tender sight-
The help of Love!
Kind word - a charge!-
The help of Love!

How Sweet!

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On a small, forgotten planet
Among blinking fantastic stars
They created dream, as if children
She liked, it loved her.

Also there were no other miracles on light-
All world gave inspiration to them
Let remain are happy as children
Those who as gold stored love.

Soul having incorporated,
In other height to fly up;
The universe of all having opened,
To let heavenly light!

Above a chasm having shaken,
The friend to value the friend;
More closely bodies having compressed,
Above the world to us to soar;

Soul to not leave,
Everywhere together to be,
All life to try
To like, love , love!

The only thing I have learned here is that I need to organize my Music Collection a bit more:

Quote:

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs
Feed doritos to the bears
Honey, quick, the polaroid

Kill some fish down by the creek
Hang their picture by the sink
Show your grandson who's the boss

By tomorrow I will probably have to tell My Lena to Blame it on the Boogie!

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That last one is beautiful! I was truly moved (to the floor in laughter)! LOL

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:10 am

And so it continues. From the looks of it My Lena wants John to try yet again with the same old Bank Account. If he must:

Quote:

My dear you speak me that you were capable to restore your money. You
inform me have taken away your money??? What have you made I you has
not so well understood in the letter?? You have restored once again to
try to send money for the account of my girlfriend??? What have you
made inform me???

Huh? It's all so confusing but then again it has been a rather long day with all the drinking and Glaswegians and Mexicans and Okies and more drinking. I'm doing it for the Family!

Where was I? Heck if I know. Best calm down with some Verse:

Quote:

" I love you! " - you whisper drowsily.
I look in your person:
You breathe slowly and exactly,
You not tormented with anything.

Also it seems, gods will look
On us with you, and about itself
Enthusiastically will say: " People!
You like and live, loving! "

You have approached to me timidly,
Has sat down beside, has embraced...
Soul, having revealed in a moment entirely,
In embraces gentle has stood!

There are no words, there are no ideas, there are no desires-
Have thawn... You beside again!
And all around I bless
I your name, Love!

Now I'm even more confused! Best return the Favour:

Quote:

Gentle pretty thing
Who only had one spring
You bravely faced the world
Ready for anything
I'm happy that you lived
For your life is mine
What have I except to cry
Spirit never die
Birds of the air
Beasts of the earth
Overjoyed at Bambi's birth they gambolled in the glade
Who killed Bambi?

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:15 am

I think you need my vlads's translator service. Or more tequila.

Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:51 pm

^Belhaven Best and The Glenlivet were to blame...Oh and some Sam Adams and a particularly nice Merlot.

My Lena is, once again, going the Westy Route:

Quote:

My dear I is very glad to hear from you that you speak me that you were
capable to take away money. Whether I do not know it is necessary to try
again to send on the account of money. I want to tell to you that you
should find the western union to send money. The western union very easy
way to send me of money. You understand me?? If you do not have western
union that you should reach in the next city and try to send there money
through the western union. You understand me about it that I to you want
to tell?? You should find in any way the western union. Inform me as
soon as you will find it?? I shall wait from you for the letter.
Concerning myself also I can inform that with me all well. I every day
think of you and very strongly I want to be only with you as soon as
possible. We with you should together. I very strongly love you.

I'm glad Lena made this quest for WU rather complicated. It's not like John is searching for the Holy Grail but I'm sure he will make it seem that way.

To put a bit of stress on the urgency of the matter, Lena included Six Bikini shots and a 'poem':

Quote:

Love - raised feeling!
As sweet poison, as a vernal thunder.
With it it is cheerful and as if it is sad,
Attracts ringing silver.

But feeling it only the little,
It is given in a life to test.
As the Charism - to us lonely,
Will force soul to tremble!

Love you do not wait - she comes,
Suddenly a spear having pierced.
As though the miracle occurs,
Magic light having lit up.

And at once wings grow,
Soaring up up above vanity,
Those two as snowflakes thaw,
In pleasure of caress unearthly!

All world to sparkle and is dared,
And kindness shrouds light.
The one whom the love will touch-
More perfectly in the universe is not present!

After reading that I had an urge to listen to a touch of Zappa (much to the dismay of my Family). You'd think they would be a bit more tolerant of their Sasanach In-Law:

Quote:

Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Since Lena has never questioned a single line of John's awesome poetic skills, I am hoping that she will use some of this on her future Victims. So if anyone ever gets a Vlad spewing such Verse then we might very well thank the Wee Beastie for giving me her old iPod.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

That is hilarious! Thumbs up

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:36 am

Sorry for being a bit of a delinquent but Lena has been reduced to 'Poetry' over the last few days. John has been pleading with her to tell the real deal and without further ado; the same old crap...

Quote:

My loved to you to inform that my day was good. I thought all tell lies
I of you only. My love inform me also that at you it has turned out to
make?? You have found the western union whether or not?? Inform me when
you now think to send me of money?? I so strongly love you and I want to

AND

Quote:

My love with me all is good. I all time think of you and I want to be
with you as soon as possible. I am glad that you speak me that you will
search for the western union on Thursday. I shall wait it from you. I
can inform also to you with my work also well. I miss on you

That's right people; John's quest begins on Thursday. The Elusive WU will be found! As will the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and with any luck D B Cooper. With that in mind we should all read some Vlad Verse:

Quote:

Love the one who loves you,
Instead of the one whom to spit.
But if meekly you like
Anybody should not know at all.

Also be proud always on so much
Itself to force to not love,
The one whom you do not interest
And who with you does not want to be.

But if it your destiny-
It will necessarily return.
With you there will be it always
And heart will happily be hammered.

And if it is happy with another,
You do not pursue it, stand.
Leave it, overlook, forgive,
And if you can - release!

The love cannot be such,
That you continue to live, reject,
And to not return to soul rest
The sad answer for it.
And comprehension will not come,
What not your destiny loved,
That with someone will carry more.
And words to not squeeze out beautiful...
The one who is able to release
And with a pain own to consult,
Likely, did not like while...
In love, alas, it is impossible to surrender:
Victory or death...

As you all know by now I can't let sleeping VLads lie:

Quote:

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion
I don't want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddys bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don't believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An that's your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

Ill ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
Ill just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

If anyone ever gets that from a Vlad please say hail to the King (Czar Surely?).

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:29 am

My Lena has been incessant with the poetry and stuff so I haven't bothered posting much of it. John, of course, is on his quest to find the Rare and Elusive Western Union:

Quote:

My love I want to inform you that with me all well. I think every day of
you and every day all I want to be only with you more strongly. I love
you. My love try to find the western union to send money and to help me.
That with you were as soon as possible together. I very strongly want to
be only with you. Informs me as all will turn out at you.

Quote:

We live days, and nights,
Seconds, months, year
Who where - who in Africa, who in Sochi,
Also does not depend on that,
Where who lives, where has grown, - all the same...
In fact everyone likes-
All age are obedient to love!
In it as on war, all means are good...
Well, and if it is necessary for you,
To love whom and to be, in the answer, loved,
That be not silent, and tell with all the heart
About your feelings in the way unique!

What there is a love?...
Probably, for everyone - the,
Something absolutely native...
For them - one,
For us - another...

So it is not necessary to find out,
It is not necessary to search for a word meaning!
To what to us experts to be-
Let's love simply!

What there is a love?!
High texts of feeling?
And can turbidity of mind is simple?
Question immemorial-
As light white - infinite...
And sense to know-
Feature of love and without that is sweet.

Well My Russian Princess I can also spew some Purty Words:

Quote:

Baby, baby, baby, baby
Now don’t you look so blue
I got a surprise for you, darlin’
You’re gonna like it too
Well, your landlord throwed you out
‘Cause your rent was overdue
So I cleaned out a room in my trailer for you

It’s got a Honda generator
And a Sterno stove,
And there’s a creek out back, darlin’,
Where you can take a bath and wash your clothes
Well your Cinderella story is all a-comin’ true
‘Cause I cleaned out a room in my trailer for you

It’s a home sweet home where we can raise hell
And take a drink, baby, be somebody; be ourselves
We can run around nekkid without any fear
The law knows better than to come out here

I got a case of party liquor
And a case of potted meat
And I got you stick candy, darlin’ (yeah, yeah)
In case you want somethin’ sweet
You’ll forget about that doctor that you was married to
‘Cause I cleaned out a room in my trailer for you

You’ll be queen for a day ever day, it’s true
‘Cause I cleaned out a room in my trailer for you