Cynthia, my new ol lady! (NSFW/Language)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

It took me 2 mails to finally knock him off the pasted poetry but he is on his own now.

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Hello My Love i am sorry about that Just want to express my Undying Love for you that why i use those words, I love you so much Baby and i look forward to the day we will join our lives together, being with you is what will make my Life a complete one, you are now a part of me and i really Thank GOD for bringing you to me cos i know we are destined to be together....I love you xoxo.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Good Morning My Beloved Orville, i hope you doing good this morning? i am happy reading from you.. I will be the luckiest woman on this earth the day we will be finally be together. the thought of you gladdens my heart, reading from you lifts up my spirit and i want to say thank you for chosen me to be your woman and i promise to be faithful devoted to you.. I hope we begin preparation of being together soon..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Good Day My Beloved Orville, Reading from you is so awesome and i am very happy i found a man like you..Words cannot express my feelings but only action and i wish i was there with you... I'll surrender my world to you if that is the only way I could become a part of yours... I am ready to come to you because i have seen and its well known that we meant for each other.. Since you the man, how do we go about it? I will be happy to be your Wife.

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:33 pm

"since you the man" !!! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am starting to see lads using that line a bit now. Lexa also used it.

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Hello My Sugar Banana, Its a bright and sunny day here... I hope you doing absolutely great? Words are not enough to express this feelings i have for you, I feel that we were made to love, listen, understand, and work through all times in our lives together.. My babe i was wondering if we should contact a Travel Immigration Agency here or do you have any other idea?. You are my soul mate and nothing, and no one else feels more right than you...I love you eternally and unconditionally!!!
Your Babe,

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Good to hear from you my Lovely Orville, its 07:02pm here as i write to you.. Dear a colleague told me about an agent should i visit them on Monday to know the next step we take or what do you think? I am longing for the day i will be in you arms, we sit and talk cuddle each other and look each other i the eyes and say.. I LOVE YOU
Love Always,

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Good Morning My Sugar Banana, How are you doing, hope all is well with you over there? No one is taking me away from you, neither am i going to stay away from you we meant for each other,we will be happy all the day of our lives.. Meanwhile am on break at work now but after work i will visit the Immigration Office to know what step we take, I am happy that loneliness will soon depart from me and i will be yours and we build a wonderful and happy home...
Love Always,

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:58 pm

"Sugar Banana"??? Somehow, I don't think I should ask... Dancing Banana

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I immediately thought of my mentor, IG, and the Hecturd work. I think he's calling me a fruit.

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Hi my Beloved Orville! I hope you having a good time? Dear after work i had to visit the immigration office and i told them about my travels but they said you should contact them since you the one inviting me... Babe i want to tell you that you re such a wonderful man and lucky to be called your woman.... Here is the Agency address in which you need to contact them @diplomats.com... I hope things turns out for good and its a nice idea getting our marriage license soon, am honored to be yours..
Forever in love with you,

Baby, I do not need to contact them, they need to contact me. I'm not sure I want such lazy people working on this for us if they are too stupid to write me. That tells me they are incompetent right off the bat. Please call them and tell them to contact me or we will not be using them. I despise laziness like that.

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Baby the reason why they say you should contact them is because they want to be sure about you being the one who is inviting me over and they do not want the process whereby after making the traveling document some little problem will occur so that why you will need to contact them on my behalf.....

Love always,

Good afternoon my love! I know it is not any fault of yours but that is the dumbest thing I have ever read. How do they figure they could not get the same thing by contacting me while you were there? It is not like I am a different person if they contact me. I am sorry you are dealing with such morons baby doll! I would laugh about this but I really have no confidence in this bunch.

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Agent

I guess I am supposed to contact you about travel arrangements.

Orville

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Good Morning Love! How are you doing and how was you night? Guess you still in bed by now... Well, babe i understand you,i will visit them after work today and tell them to contact you... Babe you mean the world to me... I love been loved by you..
Forever in love with you,

Good morning my beautiful queen! I am doing all right and thank you for asking. How are you doing? I was asleep when the mail arrived and I had many good thoughts of you and I this morning. I did write the agency yesterday just after mailing you but they did not reply.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The agency mails me back and I am putting this in FB for a look/see. It seems to be a fake aupair site as well

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Good to have your letter Mr Orville and i can see you are writing on behalf of Miss Cynthia Williams. My name is Colin Newman, the officer in charge for a complete packaging of travelling papers. she was in our office some days ago to make enquiries on how we run our packages. As a brief introduction on how we function to serve our client with all the best. We organise travel packages in most part of the country and hotel reservations/ for more infomation you can look up more at our website, though it is still under going upgrading process for now but you can still view it at www.london.travellerspoint.com

London travels, will help get all concerning her travelling documents in two ways, either she wants it on a long run or short run. To be precise, on the long run it takes a week or 2 to get all the paper works and flight arrangement and it is also less expensive while on the short run it takes 7 working days to be process and much expensive.

Well i got the following vital infomation from you in other to for us to serve you better'

Your full name, Home address where you currently reside, name of address Miss Cynthia Williams will stay when she come to you... What type of job you do and your phone number so i can call you when ever i need any further information from you?

Also Miss Cynthia is expected to come with the following ducuments to hour office after payments has been made:

Her original copy of International Passport, 4 passport photographs, and she will have to fill the nonimmigrant form. further more she will be be invited for an interview on a specific date, and also undergo some medical test. If all thse is completed as at when due, it will be our duty to serve you better without any delays.
NOTE: Visa applicant must meet the eligibility requirements (listed above) for the type of visa for which she is applying, as determined by the consular officer following Immigration laws.

Payment Scheme are as follows:

You can have your payment done at our office, we do bussiness by cash and a reciept will be issued to the customer immediately.Payment can also be done from outside country via western union or Money gram transfer with this name and address;Name: Colin Newman, Address: 23 baker street, bolton London, UK.

We dont accept online payment via credit card due to recent online credit card hacking by fruadsters.Also we do refund with 24 hours if the need arrise rise due to one reason or the other.

For Longrun:
papers works: 470GBP
Flight including bagging fee: 650GBP Total: 1120GBP

For shortrun:
paper works: 525GBP
One way flight including bagging: 1225GBP
Total:1750GBP

Thank you for contacting London Travels and we promise to give you our best of service. Quick responce is our Motto. You can reach on from Mondays through Saturdays from 8AM TO 5PM. Sundays is 10Am to 3pm.

Best Regard,

Conlin Newman.

Mr. Newman, I see a few issues that need to be addressed here. First, I do not have a clue about your currency there so I need that converted to dollars. Second, no way do you get money by western union or any place like it. I use bank transfers to do business with and nothing else.

My wife is not an aupair as your site seems to be about so I m not real sure if you are a proper agency for bringing my wife to me in America. Some of the information you asked from me is to in any way necessary and both of us know it. I will give you some of it, but only what is relevant to the situation.

<My info snipped>

Now, you need to know that my wife is coming home to stay so no short term anything is going to do. She is leaving London to live in America permanently.

I think pretty much everything has been covered here.

thank you
Orville

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My girl

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Hello my lovely Orville, its good to read from you again and again... Well i just got home from worksome couple of hours ago, prepared dinner, took by bath then decided to write you.. Dear i visited the Immigration Office on my way home and i was told you ve been replied back.. Babe i want you to know you and i are meant to do this equal because we are both involved , meanwhile what did they say and what is the next line of action to take... My beloved Orville you re my destiny and we meant for each other, missing you is an understatement and i wait fo the day we be together in each other arms..
Forever in love with you,

Hello my baby! I hope you did not have to work too hard today. Here is what the agency sent me but some of it is crap. They do not need all of my information but I gave them enough to work with. They also seem to be a bit shady in their dealings wanting some western union stuff. No business on the planet does that if they are real. They use bank transfers.

They also seem to be an aupair site, not a real agency that does this kind of travel. Aupairs, if I understand right, only stay a year or so, then go back.

I missed you today babe!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Hello Mr Orville! Thanks for the letter, As i said before, to serve our customers better, we are undergoing a little problem due to weather condition. We give the best air flight ever and we make sure our customers are well okay and satisfied.... We dont accept transactions online due to recent online credit card hacking by fruadsters... Mr Orville concerning the funds, converting the Long run sum into dolllars it is 1,710USD, while the short run is 1,860USD.. We are a proper and well organised agency.. A Trial Will Connvince You!!
Collin Newman

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Cynthia

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Hi my baby! Its 07pm here as i write you.. It rained heavily all day, am pretty cool and i hope you doing good? I missed you too and i know some day we will be together for good... Meanwhile about the Agency, well i dont know what else to say but babe, my friend who introduced me to them said they are very effective and reliable... Honey, what do we do now? I guess we should give them a trial, a trial might convince us but anyway i dont want us to make any mistakes.... I am here for you as you also there for me babe... I Love you
Forever in love with you,

Hello my sexy mama! I have missed you today! I certainly do not want any mistakes in this. We need to be together and I would like to get this done quickly. I guess we can give them a try but if they start looking strange, we will have to find someone else. As long as they can do the job right we should not have any troubles.

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Agency

Good evening Mr. Newman. I apologize for getting back to you late but I have to discuss things with my rather than just make spontaneous decisions that affect both of us here. Of course we are going to need the short run. She is coming home to stay permanently. Thank you for converting tht to dollars for me, I don't want to get small things wrong at my end either.

Thank you

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Good Day Mr Orville,

Im glad to recieve your letter this morning knowing that you have choose the short run package which takes 7 working day to be processed. The total cost for this package is $1,860USD. (U.S Dollars).

You can make payments through any western union agent close to you with the following information:

Name= Colin Newman..... Address= 23 baker street, bolton London, UK.

Also you need to email me the following info such as : sender name, mtcn, and text question and answer if any is available.. Remeber Miss Cynthia to need to come to our ofiice with her original copy of International Passport, 4 passport photographs, and she will have to fill the nonimmigrant form. further more she will be be invited for an interview on a specific date, and also undergo some medical test and she will have to fill the nonimmigrant form. We will proceed with the procurement of her papers as soon as payment has been confirmed. Thank you for patronizing Travels Diplomats.

Colin Newman.

Mr. Newman, you really need to give me a true and proper payment method. No business on this planet is paid through western union or anything like it. Please provide a working bank account for a transfer.

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Cynthia

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

coffinsurfer wrote:

"Sugar Banana"??? Somehow, I don't think I should ask... Dancing Banana

I have no idea where he comes up with it but he must have caught me with my pants down or has been hanging out in the produce section of the grocery store.

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Hi My Sweet Potatoes, I hope you doing good? How is work and i miss you too... Babe lets try them and see what comes out of it... Been together is what i am longing for, to see you in person, create a wonderful and awesome family together.. Meanwhile dear, have you contacted them again, what did they say? Honey you re my destiny and we meant for each other...
Forever in love with you,

Good morning my sexy little muffin top! I hope you are having a great Easter weekend. I did hear back from the agency but I am already seeing they are disorganized and very unprofessional. This is what they sent me

<agency mail above>

No business on this planet gets paid by that useless western union or anything like it. Real businesses have bank accounts to accept transfers with. I am going to give them a chance to come up with one but if they don't, we cannot use them.

We already have an awesome family with you and I, now we just have to come together and maybe make more of us.

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Good Day Mr. Orville, Initially i told you we dont acept online transactions or transfering. via credit card due to recent online credit card hacking by fruadsters we have exprienced... We accept money through western union, money gram or cash payement... You can send the funds to your wife so she can come pay in cash.... We hope you can confide in us to serve you better....
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He actually quoted his own Thank you here. Forwarded to my woman

Baby, we have problem! These people are fake. No way do they get cash only that is nonsense talk. We need a real agency not these liars.

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Baby doll, I have not read from you in several days now. What is going on? I miss you!

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Hello My Sugar, i am so sorry i had a little headache, so i decided to take some rest...I hope you doing great and i also got the message you sent to me about what the Agency wrote you.. Well babe i am so confused why would they not be using bank transfer, is up to them but babe what do you think about we raising the funds and i pay them in cash and get a valid
receipt from them since they are close to me because the other Agency i know is in Manchester City and the other in Swansea city or what do suggest? Meanwhile Orville, you have changed my life completely. You're the one who makes me beautiful. You're the one who makes me strong.
Orville,I know i can offer you a family. I can offer you a family that will stick together through the good and the bad. I can offer you a family that will support each other every day. Honey, this i promise and i am willing to fulfill it very soon... However, knowing that you love me so much is enough for now, and if I can be your wife and a mother to your children, then I would wait forever to be with you.

forever in love with you,

Good evening my angel! I hope you feel much better now. We need to find a real agency honey. That one is fake, no business asks for a person to pay that way and they know it will bring you and I to this discussion of you paying them in cash. It is the same no matter what. They can act professional or they will not have our business. I will not allow them to cause us headaches due to their incompetence.

Baby, you are already my wife in my mind, now I just have to make it legal and I do a lot of dreaming about making you the mother of our babies, but I must admit it is more the baby making I think of than the actual children right now. I will be very happy to come home to my sweet wife and kids.

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Good Morning My Honey! i just got your messages now and i must say i am confused why wouldn't they be using a bank account instead of western... Babe to be sincere with you this Agency i went to, are real and they have processed my friend traveling papers... Babe, am your wife and i need you to trust me on this one, i will not fail you... This London Travels, they may have been duped before may be that's the reason why they don't want any transaction online... My Sugar banana, i just want us to get this done and face our future together. Orville you can count on me... I Love You!!!
forever in love with you,

Hello my baby! I knew this is exactly what they would cause. They are easily predictable. Now you are making this a trust issue between you and I. It has nothing to do with me trusting you darling. I know for a fact that any place that wants to be paid through those filthy fraud places are equally as useless.

You might almost have a valid point about them having some failure in the past but let me tell you darling, those are risks that real businesses take. What they say is just a story to get cash and run with it. If they were to get a fake dollar bill, would they then stop accepting cash? You know they wouldn't baby. Real businesses do not pass their misfortunes onto their customers ever.

We get credit card disputes here in the shop all the time. That does not become a problem we pass on to other people. I know all of the ins and outs of business my love.

Please do not let them cause arguments with you and I. That is exactly what they wanted and you are trying to give them that. I am never sending anything other than a bank transfer baby. If you have an account, I will be happy to send it to you and you may take the risk but I really advise against it. I trust you completely, I do not trust those places or the agency.

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Hi my Babe, Good Morning, I've told you many times and I'll still want to tell you again, Orville, I really thank God for you in my life.My Orville, maybe in this lifetime, you will never know how much I love, I care and cherish you. No one will separate or make us quarrel, we meant for each other, I understand that you are sad now because of how the Agency operate.. Well baby i dont have an account because i have never thought getting anyone since so i decided not to,since you say you would prefer sending the funds to me i will suggest you use western union but i know you will not support that so i ask you to be patient so i can search for a well organised Agency or i may use my friends account. What do you say about that? All i want is fun and happiness with you, to make love to you and be your woman when forever. To make love to you and be your woman when ever. I LOVE YOU... I trust you...
Forever yours,

Good morning my beautiful wife! I am happy to read that we are not going to allow them to cause troubles with our relationship. I will always be patient with you my dear. I know great things are ahead for us and we just cannot rush them. If your friend is willing to help you accept the money, I am fine with it as long as you trust him or her. I don't know them so this will be based on your association with that person, and I do trust your judgement on that.

If we need to wait until you find a real agency, that will be fine too. I only care about getting you home safely. That is the only thing that matters to me and I want this done properly.

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Good Morning My Love! Babe no one is going to cause problem between you and i, we bond for each other,we naturally blonde and radically different, designed specially for each other... Orville, i love you so much and the more reason why i am happy is because i know i am being loved in return... Honey i want to ask you something, i hope it doesn't get you angry? Why do you like anything that has do with western union or money gram? I hope am not getting on your nerves, if i do please ignore the me in that? I love you more and more each day and that is the most wonderful feeling any woman can ever hope to experience. I LOVE BEEN LOVED BY YOU...
Forever in love with you,

Hello again my wonderful wife! I know that we will not let them do this to us. You are such a special girl and you make me a very happy man. You are truly loved and I know that you feel the same about me.

You may ask me anything you like and I do not get upset baby but why are you trying to push that kind of place? If you really think about it in the same way that I do, you would not continue to ask me this question. Those places are the haven of criminals and illegal immigrants. We do not support businesses that assist criminals.

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Hello Babe! Sorry for not writing you quick enough.. I hope you doing good? My PC got faulty later on it got crashed, so am using a friend PC to write you.. Honey okay i understand you and i want you to know that you special to me also... I know you are not without imperfections, but in my eyes, everything you do just seems so flawless. I Miss You..
love always,

Good morning my perfect little angel! I have missed you the last few days but I am so happy that you are back again. We all have our flaws dear but we only have to be perfect for one another and we both know we have that working for us.

What happened to your computer baby? Did it get some illness or just something in it needs fixing?

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Thank you, Orville I hope you doing great? What more can a woman say to the man who opened her heart to him, allowing him to feel the warmth of her love across the great distance that separates them? You truly have no idea what I feel for you... I try to put this feeling into words, but fail miserably. This feeling of being both scared and at peace, of having [URL="http://www.nile7.com/readings"]شركات تسويق[/URL] both butterflies and a sense of calm, is a feeling that I have only dreamed about. As the days continue to pass, my love for you continues to grow. I never thought I had the capacity to love anybody as much as I love you right now. Yet, my love for you continues to mature, growing beyond the realm of my heart. It seems that you have become the fiber of my soul, the very reason for my existence.
I know we will be together, we will live as one and forever we become one great family..

Love Always,

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Dear Orville,

I know we don't get to see each other. But being apart for now doesn't change the way I feel about you in my heart. Sure I'm lonely, and sometimes I'm overwhelmed with this emptiness in my chest. But, just remember that I love you and everything about you.

That's what gets me through every minute of every day that I'm without you. Sweetheart, you don't know what I would give to kiss your lips, feel your touch, or even just to see you. I long to hold you and feel your sweet caress. I have never loved anyone as much as I love you.

You make me feel loved, you make me feel safe, but more importantly, you make me feel wanted. We both knew our friendship would grow right from the very first day we spoke. But, neither one of us could begin to imagine the love we both feel, not exploding or thundering into our hearts, but just slowly growing into a beautiful relationship that only you and I can understand. You are my soul mate, my best friend, my inspiration, and my love.

Love always,

long story man hope it's true Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

In his mind it is. It is my duty to help him with his delusions.

Welcome to the board!

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Good Morning My Husband! I have missed you too... My PC is been damaged, it fell and the screen broke and i took for fixing but they said some part of the PC is damaged, they said the CD ROM and so on... Well for now its my friend PC am using to write you.. I love you so much and i really appreciate you for coming into my life..
forever yours,

Good morning my lover! That is terrible news about your screen and CD-ROM but I am glad that your friend lets you use their computer to communicate with me. That is very nice of him or her. I would go crazy if I were unable to figure out what had happened because we have created such a special bond here and too many days with no mail from my baby would make me very sad.

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