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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:30 am |
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It's not the first time I've received this one:
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Good Day sir.
I am Mrs.Michelle obama and i am here to inform you that your funds from white house here in washton DC is the sum of $20.000.000 Fifty million us dollars. and the funds will be delivered to you as soon as you get back to me with your home address and your cell phone numbers.
bear in mind that i am the only one that has your funds in regard to my husband Mr Barack Obama and you will have to pay the sum of $100.00 before your funds will be delivered to you today so get back to me with your home address and here is my drivine license for you to view.
Thanks Regard To Michelle Obama |
So this time, I replied:
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With the greatest respect, I don't understand why you would have any of my funds. Please explain further.
My regards to the President. |
The next message had its own problems:
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Hello.
I am happy to hear from you once again I am Mrs. Michelle Obama The Fist Lady and your funds came from Benin Republic west Africa here in white house and was stopped by my husband Mr. Barack Obama. And he was not aware that I am releasing the funds to you so you will have to do fast and send the $100.00 to Benin Republic West Africa with this information.
Receiver name:Mr. 0gbu James.
City: Cotonou .
Country : Benin Republic .
Text: Mrs. Obama?
Answer Yes.
Senders name
MTCNS.
Here is my driver’s license for you to view and make sure you send all your home address and your cell phone so the agent that will deliver your funds is my assistance Mrs. Rose 4shley. Regard To Mrs. Michelle Obama. |
I don't know if anything will come of this, but I hope that I can throw a few Tea Party and Birther myths at them if it goes on:
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| As a good Christian wife, you shouldn't be working behind your husband's back, or at least, that's what I've heard. But for now, I wouldn't mind knowing why the President would have seized anything belonging to me in the first place. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:09 am |
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Behind every successful man. |
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"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:05 pm |
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I must say that the Fist Lady is setting a poor example with that atrocious grammar and spelling, never mind trying to beat you out of a lousy $100.
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| $20.000.000 Fifty million us dollars. |
Mrs. Obama must be related to my new lad, who can't tell the difference between 3 and 5. |
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YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur
YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
  - Robert Miller, philanthropist
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rattlesnake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
Posts: 949
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Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:03 pm |
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It's probably my fault, if I had been able to send Robert Mueller and Hillary Clinton their $98, Mrs. Obama wouldn't have to get involved. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:01 am |
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Wow...that has gotta be one of the most piss-poor original scripts I've ever seen. I mean, it's funny and all, but...isn't the idea of these things that they are supposed to be able to catch at least ONE gullible victim? I can't imagine a single person falling for it. And believe me, I know of many victims who have fallen for outrageously unbelievable scripts...but this one couldn't possibly reel in even the stupidest person.
It almost makes you feel sorry for the lad, because any scammer with a script that bad is never going to make one red cent in this business.
Almost...but not quite!  |
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StevenCowberry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Oct 2011
Posts: 22
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:04 pm |
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lmao nice one. these guys scripts are getting hilarious |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:21 pm |
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I accepted a chat request, but after four lines of "Are you there", nothing.
I might have to stir the pot with a Tea Party/Truther question or two. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:14 pm |
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tell the fist lady I said hi.  |
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watsjawaka
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Nov 2012
Posts: 21
Location: under the bridge
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:37 pm |
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Maybe you can talk to Barack ?
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itlipp
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Nov 2012
Posts: 49
Location: Central Florida
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:26 pm |
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I think that they make real outrageous claims so they can weed out anyone too smart for them. This way anyone who responds is also foolish (or dumb) enough to scam for a lot of money. |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:17 pm |
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Where did you find this "Fist Lady", on Craigslist? |
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