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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Dear Michael Litori$$,
Your address is insulting and rude.

Mr. Thomas Kingsley
STUDIO LEGALE di THOMAS KINGSLEY


I can't understand what he means:

Mike Litori$$
Upper M1nge
Isle of B0aby
Scotland
United Kingdom

M1nge = pussy and B0aby = Scots word for penis. So I reply



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Sir

I am at a loss as to why you would think that my address is in any way insulting.
'Upper M1nge' means 'Higher Marsh' with 'm1nge' being an old Scots word. There is a Lower M1nge, where Mrs Bawbag, the postmistress lives. There are two marshes on the island, one high and one low.
The 'Isle of B0aby' is named after a breed of Highland Cattle known as B0aby. They are peculiar to this island and produce a really creamy milk. Have you ever tasted B0aby milk?
'Scotland' is the country in which I live which is within the 'United Kingdom'.
How is any of that offensive?
I hope you are not being racist towards my country's ancient language?
If you are reading anything rude into it then it's you that has the problem.
You want me to move house just so that you are not upset? I can't believe I'm having to justify my address to you when your client can't seem to agree what her own name is!
Now can we proceed with this matter please and leave your puerile thoughts out of it?


It seemed to do the trick....

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I sincerely apologise. Herein attached is the memorandum of understanding (MOU) for you to go through, if you agree with the terms, you sign and email a copy back to me.


Gullible or what?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice recovery! I pissed a new one off today too!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How on earth did he know there was anything offensive in that?

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