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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Embarassed ::Thud::

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To (on this day!) my own sweetheart..Corona.

Another outstanding time with my favorite valentine...

Image The memories...

Austria will be less beautiful with your leaving....

Image and I will miss your touch.

A single perfect rose for a singular perfect lady..

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Happy Valentine's day everyone!!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma,

This is my friend Adam who you will be sitting next too.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The fear of rejection was stopping me, but I don't have the time to waste
I'm past cloud 9 when I place my hands around your waist

I know lately things have been kind of crazy
buts there is no denying it girl I want you to be my baby

I want to be the one you talk about when you talk to your friends bout the one you loving
The one you can run to the one you can confide in

I want to be the one to keep you warm when its cold
give you a hand to hold

Someone to depend on when life gets rough
When your not here pictures and dreams just aren't enough

Sometimes I cant find the words to describe your beauty
and don't disagree, you look pretty damn hot to me

I want to be the one to loosen the cuffs when they too tight
I'm the one that will have you smiling from the break of dawn till the late night

Cause the truth is if the angel of death came to me tonight to take me off this earth
My last wish would be to see your face first

Cause I know there is no angel that could ever match your beauty and style
Nobody on heaven or earth can come close to that beautiful smile

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Got the hang of it now!

Who are you wooing? It's a little late into the holiday to be beating around the bush. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I only have eyes for you. Woo woo woo

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sound like a steam engine. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TMF wrote:
What I have in mind is a nice picnic together. Just talking and holding hands maybe a flirt here and there.
Later I will bait your hook when you drop a line. As you fish I will pitch a tent and start a camp fire.
We will sit around the fire and talk.
Honey I am just a simple man.


Works for me! I hate pitching a tent, which is why when I go camping I take only my hammock. Very Happy

And -- bonus -- you don't have to bait my hook. I derive genuine pleasure 'cause when I'm impaling a nightcrawler, I think of lads and giggle. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fo'andles wrote:
Cachuma,

This is my friend Adam who you will be sitting next too.

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Um................................................. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You all aren't right, I tell ya! Laughing Laughing Laughing

Hi Justhot, I'm already missing you.. Sad

I hope everyone had an awesome Valentine's Day.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, firef1y, wanna be my Valentine? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Honored to accept your offer, SlapHappy.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

O, baby! Let's go, and then a late dinner.
See ya later guys! Have fun! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Valentine's to all the baiters. May your lads learn to do new tricks today Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Like cutting out their own hearts, and handing them to you?

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ooo Aztec Resort and Spa, your final destination.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A poem that was written by a friend (by friend I mean something I found on Youtube that went viral) of mine to send to the lads:

Roses are red
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I'm waiting for you

Blood is red
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Don't say no. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Embarassed

I just want to offer my heartfelt apology to Fo'andles for missing our date last night.

Everything was proceeding normally. I boarded the flight and found myself seated next to your...um..."friend", Adam. We had VERY lovely flight, what a nice guy! Being first class was certainly a nice touch...given that it was Valentine's Day, they offered all the champagne and strawberries we could consume.

Naturally, drinking all that champagne left us needing to use the facilities. First I went, then he went, then I went, then he went, then we decided why not just be a little more efficient and go at the same time. So we did...

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Adam decided to have a little fun with his iPhone...

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After so much champagne I began to feel a bit drowsy so I fell asleep...next thing I knew, I heard on the loudspeaker the captain announcing that there was a "terrorist alert" and the flight was being diverted to Stansted Airport! So we landed there, and Adam being the gentleman that he is, called his "people" and had a limo quickly sent over to pick us up. The captain was nice enough to let us take a bottle of that yummy champagne with us...

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We were worried about terrorists, so Adam thought it would be best if we just used cash to pay for our hotel room and avoided using our credit cards, just in case some terrorist organization was looking for us. Fortunately he had lots of it in the limo.

So now I'm safely ensconced in the Oliver Messel Suite at the Dorchester. This place is GREAT! You get your own bathrobe, and they even gave me a complimentary brand new hairbrush!

We're going to camp out here for a few days, just to make sure the danger has passed.

Listen, Fo'andles, I'm really sorry I stood you up. But I'm sure you understand. My safety is more important than a date, right?

Oh, and Adam says hi!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked
You just can't trust a woman and now i don't trust Adam.

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That's it I'm gone of women. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awww...now I feel guilty. Crying or Very sad

I have a leftover bottle of champagne, if you want me to send it to you as a consolation prize...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma,

Did Adam tell you.....

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh wow, judging from the empty bottles and left over hearts, VD must be over.

I missed it, woke up with a fishing hook through my nose, a crayfish stuck on each ear, only one sock on and the keys to my unsinkable boat gone. My head hurts, so it must have been a good time.

I did find a tube of lipstick in my pocket. I will have to dust it for fingerprints to know who to thank.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^This year was not up to snuff...A mod will be along shortly to put this limping dog down. Sad (Except Corona was my valentine again..Smile)



Where is your cat 'Noid?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*Looks left*

Darn it, someone stole my cat too...


Yeah, I heard that the wooing was more like wo ing.

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