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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:40 pm |
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Happy Valentine´s everyone!
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:07 pm |
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^^Deserve getting electrocuted in the bath? |
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Trophies!
         
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 Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:32 am |
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I want this...but only if it's done with warm bacon fat. |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
  = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:39 am |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:51 am |
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I love your avatar, Juan. ♥
@Cachuma: You know, I think you're inadvertently wooing Ghost. He probably hasn't seen this thread yet, but he loves bacon more than anyone I know! |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:41 am |
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OOOO....firefl1y. A valentine's flower for you....
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Wimp'd Art Lad w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:04 am |
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@Cachuma: You know, I think you're inadvertently wooing Ghost. He probably hasn't seen this thread yet, but he loves bacon more than anyone I know! |
Well I guess that's what happens when you throw a handful bacon into the wind...some of it is bound to stick somewhere!  |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:28 am |
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Cougie, I know you're not a fan of bacon...
The things you do for valentines...'specially sweet ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INQsceoVKNM |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:14 am |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:17 am |
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Cachuma wrote.
I want this...but only if it's done with warm bacon fat.
How about warm liquid syrup instead.  |
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.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:08 pm |
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Ooh, Badgey darling! Veggie fare, good tunes and a little light bondage. You certainly know my tastes!
Bring back memories? 
BTW, where's TSnerd? Doesn't he usually show up to say :sigh: ? |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:04 pm |
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bravo95,
Depends how you control your laptop in some places  Without surprises life can be boring.
 , thanks for the flower, JustCold.
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:21 pm |
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Cachuma wrote.
I want this...but only if it's done with warm bacon fat.
How about <strike>warm liquid syrup</strike> urine instead. |
Just correcting a mistake Fo made and revealing what was actually in that photo. Nothing to see hear move along. |
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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:21 pm |
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How about warm liquid syrup instead. |
Depends on the type of syrup. We talkin' real maple? Mrs. Butterworth? Cary's Sugar Free pancake syrup (blech)?
(Is this a "woo"???) :::blink blink::: |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:02 pm |
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No one love bacon more than me. |
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rattlesnake
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
Posts: 949
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:42 pm |
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^ I beg to differ. |
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The Chairman's Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou w/Team Sley
'WE ARE STILL WAITING'
'i hate the fact that i come online everyday to send you emails and all i get is disappointment every time' - Silk
'keep your money ok. we dont need it. have a bless day' - Barrister Douglas Brown
'YOU ARE A BASTARD AND A FOOL' - Dr. Ugo Peters
'I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MAN IN THE WESTERN UNION IS A CRIMINAL AND A LOW LIFE CHEAT' - Dr. Ugo Peters
'tell your stupid prostitute step dauther never to play with the tail of a tigger' - Capt. Anita George (US Army) |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:16 pm |
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For Cachuma ,
I managed to obtain one of Cougar/Badgerbaits secret loving syrups, they use on each other, then slowly lick it off each other.
Would you like to fell the senses slowly absorb the sensous feeling being aroused by my tender touch with my fingers and my tongue on your smooth soft skin, licking up the warm loving syrup.
This is just for you,
Be my Valentine, for I
Each day have thought of you.
My whole life couldn't manage what
Your ready smile can do,
Vanquishing my loneliness
As though all light were new.
Let me be your Valentine
Even as you're mine,
Needing what I have to give
That each might each define
In friendship and in harmony,
Now you, now I the melody,
Each helping each to shine.
You blinking is fanning the flames of passion. |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:39 pm |
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Would you like to... |
Wow, that's Hester-worthy!
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Well I guess that answers my question as to whether that was a "woo". Woo HOO!
Yes, I will be your valentine.
(This was almost too easy...Shouldn't I have had to work harder? Does it really only take a little eyelash batting, and bacon? I can't help but feel a sense of dread...) |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:37 pm |
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The dread is where do we do our wooing, without the hairbrush. |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:01 am |
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I have five stints in my heart to prove how muchnI love bacon. Plus on 80 mg lipitor. |
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Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:51 am |
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Bacon and lipitor... 
No wonder the ladies are staying away. We can do better men. |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:54 am |
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But since I got the tune up I have a big old heart to woo with. |
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Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:41 am |
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Bacon and lipitor...
No wonder the ladies are staying away. We can do better men. |
You're just not trying hard enough. Look at Fo'andles...I batted my eyelashes and BOOM he started laying out the poetry and porn! Now THAT'S the way to win an Eater girl's heart.
(Genuine maple syrup helps too...especially if it's on bacon...) |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Justcold
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:03 am |
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^A man must take his time and woo...savor the time. Not just rush in like a bull. One poem and you are done..a'salute.
The build up, the passion, the time it takes to woo properly.
There is an eternity left in this thread..I intend to enjoy each day. |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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