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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Valentine´s everyone!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Deserve getting electrocuted in the bath?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I want this...but only if it's done with warm bacon fat.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love your avatar, Juan. ♥


@Cachuma: You know, I think you're inadvertently wooing Ghost. He probably hasn't seen this thread yet, but he loves bacon more than anyone I know!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OOOO....firefl1y. A valentine's flower for you....

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:

@Cachuma: You know, I think you're inadvertently wooing Ghost. He probably hasn't seen this thread yet, but he loves bacon more than anyone I know!


Well I guess that's what happens when you throw a handful bacon into the wind...some of it is bound to stick somewhere! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cougie, I know you're not a fan of bacon...

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The things you do for valentines...'specially sweet ones.



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cachuma wrote.

I want this...but only if it's done with warm bacon fat.

How about warm liquid syrup instead. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooh, Badgey darling! Veggie fare, good tunes and a little light bondage. You certainly know my tastes!

Bring back memories? Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bravo95,

Depends how you control your laptop in some places Smile Without surprises life can be boring.


Surprised, thanks for the flower, JustCold.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fo'andles wrote:
Cachuma wrote.

I want this...but only if it's done with warm bacon fat.

How about <strike>warm liquid syrup</strike> urine instead. Laughing



Just correcting a mistake Fo made and revealing what was actually in that photo. Nothing to see hear move along. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fo'andles wrote:

How about warm liquid syrup instead. Laughing


Depends on the type of syrup. We talkin' real maple? Mrs. Butterworth? Cary's Sugar Free pancake syrup (blech)?



(Is this a "woo"???) :::blink blink:::

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No one love bacon more than me.

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^ I beg to differ.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For Cachuma ,

I managed to obtain one of Cougar/Badgerbaits secret loving syrups, they use on each other, then slowly lick it off each other.

Would you like to fell the senses slowly absorb the sensous feeling being aroused by my tender touch with my fingers and my tongue on your smooth soft skin, licking up the warm loving syrup.

This is just for you,

Be my Valentine, for I
Each day have thought of you.
My whole life couldn't manage what
Your ready smile can do,
Vanquishing my loneliness
As though all light were new.
Let me be your Valentine
Even as you're mine,
Needing what I have to give
That each might each define
In friendship and in harmony,
Now you, now I the melody,
Each helping each to shine.

You blinking is fanning the flames of passion.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fo'andles wrote:

Would you like to...

Shocked

Wow, that's Hester-worthy!

Quote:
Be my Valentine....


Well I guess that answers my question as to whether that was a "woo". Woo HOO!

Yes, I will be your valentine. Pretty Rose

(This was almost too easy...Shouldn't I have had to work harder? Does it really only take a little eyelash batting, and bacon? I can't help but feel a sense of dread...)

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The dread is where do we do our wooing, without the hairbrush. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

rattlesnake wrote:
^ I beg to differ.

I have five stints in my heart to prove how muchnI love bacon. Plus on 80 mg lipitor.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bacon and lipitor... Rolling Eyes

No wonder the ladies are staying away. We can do better men.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But since I got the tune up I have a big old heart to woo with. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Justcold wrote:
Bacon and lipitor... Rolling Eyes

No wonder the ladies are staying away. We can do better men.


You're just not trying hard enough. Look at Fo'andles...I batted my eyelashes and BOOM he started laying out the poetry and porn! Now THAT'S the way to win an Eater girl's heart.

(Genuine maple syrup helps too...especially if it's on bacon...)

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^A man must take his time and woo...savor the time. Not just rush in like a bull. One poem and you are done..a'salute.

The build up, the passion, the time it takes to woo properly.

There is an eternity left in this thread..I intend to enjoy each day. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

With less than a week until Valentine's day, I agree that the wooing here is a bit lackluster.

For inspiration, Valentine's threads from years past. Notice that there didn't used to be all the silly fishing talk. Wink
2008 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129230
2009 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=156745
2010 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=177790
2011 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=197400
2012 http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=214530

I miss some of the members who aren't here now, though. Crying or Very sad

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