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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooo Ima can I eat the bowl and throw all the icky stuff inside of it out?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Packman: No, eating bowls isn't good for you. Maybe you should forget about the food altogether and try to distract yourself. Maybe focus on art?



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you're just evil Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL Ima, it took me a minute. That's hilarious!
Look away, Packman, look away. Cool

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

<----Turning bag around so he cant see.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello All You Gorgeous Eater Ladies

I Am Naked And Not Typing This With My Fingers Either I And Am Enjoying Banging The Caps Lock Every Few Letters As It Is A Nice Rhythm

Of Course I Would Rather Be Fishing But I Will Hang Around Here If You Want Me To For Your Peace Of Mind As There Seems To Be Some Weird Guys Posting On This Thread And Spoiling It For You.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Esox lucius wrote:
There Seems To Be Some Weird Guys Posting On This Thread


Yes, yes there are. Laughing

@packman: I'm sorry. Sad Please accept these flowers as an apology:


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bacon Roses? Who is wooing whom?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Corona...do you remember last year? Love ya.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this the bacon thread? I'm in the right place!

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ETA: What red-blooded man can keep himself from falling in love with a woman who loves bacon? ::blink blink::

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima, I am HURT. Yes, the VD thread came first and IRRC the fishing thread came along when many of the nicest, purdiest, and seemingly available ladies had made their decision weeks ahead of time. Then there was the extracurricular MOD Room wooing, that us regular folks could only <strike>fantasize</strike> dream about.

Now, I am not a chicken and Shiver knows I have tried my best (at times) even hurting my head and dignity with poetry, instead of trips back to the future or Paris. I have tried to believe that money doesn't buy love, but... Just sayin'

I don't mean to sound whiny, I am just trying to be factual (even though some of the scars are still tender).

The good thing is Luckey often shows up for VD and I get to woo her a bit. I am not one of these shallow guys who want friends with benefits. I will just settle with the <strike>benefits</strike> FRIEND part.

As some person said one time (and it has echoed in my head for years) "Perception is reality". Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Silly Gar wrote:
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You don't have any, you're using your fins. FAIL! Back to the fishing thread for you! Laughing

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Oh, and hi woo-ers. ♥

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ you guys and your bacon. Laughing

As good and holy and pure as the defiled love of bacon is to my infidel heart..... my heart can only belong to one lady here on eater. She tickled my inner anarchist desires with a challenge that I found rather intriguing and in the process I found her to be the most intriguing part of this puzzle. A lady with heart pure and simple yet so extraordinary and rebellious it inspired a true definition of karmic bliss. My time during this bait was mind blowing and I will cherish every second of it for the rest of my life.

To my muse: Lets introduce a little anarchy, steal a cop car, and abscond to my private stolen yacht in true Gotham style. We can be served by a captured Alfred with nothing but the finest of drinks from my BevMo heist, all over candle light while I cook some exquisite dishes of Asian influence for us. For the evenings I will serenade you with sweet celtic love ballads from my acoustic guitar, and perhaps some Guns n Roses, while we sail to our private and privileged tropical destination where we can relax at our leisure or even partake in many of the islands activities.

What do you say? Bobbi Billard will you be my valentine? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Ladies, somebody speak up! He pulled the Heath Ledger card!

:yikes: Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^IMA, thank you for walking into my trap, i already knew about this thread coming first, but it made you have to post again. Laughing

All poor packman is getting, is photo's of cheap streaky bacon from the underside of the pig, looks like an insult to me. Wink

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A Valentine is nothing like
A chocolate or a rose.
For in a week these shall be gone,
But Valentines remain.
If love were always sweet to tongue
Or fragrant to the nose,
Each day would be like Valentine's,
And we would go insane.

A Valentine just hangs around
Waiting to be kissed
Long after special days have passed
And every days are here.

So one is wise to choose one well
And chocolates to resist.
For in the midst of mania
It's nice to have one near.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Fae Alas dear ladies, it is about your first true love. Sometimes a man has to place it all on the table as we are well.... men. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poetry Hunh?



Ok,....

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joker wrote:
^ you guys and your bacon. Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:
Ima, I am HURT. Yes, the VD thread came first and IRRC the fishing thread came along when many of the nicest, purdiest, and seemingly available ladies had made their decision weeks ahead of time. Then there was the extracurricular MOD Room wooing, that us regular folks could only <strike>fantasize</strike> dream about.


When I said chickens, I didn't mean you, dear ParaNoid. I know from past year's threads that you have the fortitude for public wooing. There is a difference between wooing and then ending up fishing, and just saying "screw it, I won't even try, I'll just go fishing".
Also - Please note that I haven't been wooed by my fellow mods for the past two years! Maybe this year, though. Wink

@Fo'andles:

Thank you for the lovely poem! ♥

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have to admit it's been four years since I participated in an Eater VD thread. So I'm a little rusty.

How exactly does a lonely Eater gal get a piece of this wooing action? Can anyone remind me?

::blink blink::

:::::bacon bacon bacon bacon::::: <--that seems to be what the dudes want these days, so maybe this will help my chances...

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