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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:56 pm

Last weekend we had another pilgrim visiting the chapel in Plymouth. Sadly there isn't much to post, only a call with bad quality featuring some inaudible yelling by an upset oga.
But i did get this nice gem of a letter in my box today.

Quote:

You are just a stupied man,listen all i spend to get mr camara to
plymouth you will pay it i mean by force or you will face the oracul
of my village i promise you that,i will deal with you and you will
know that not every body you will fuck and be free,i give you only 1
week to pay this money or you will see,i pend 8000$ to get mr camara
to plymouth

Dont pay this money and see what will happend you and your family and
everything you have

Mr Kebe

My simple reply.

Quote:

Hello Mr Kebe. I have already stated my willingness to reimburse Mr
Camara for his travel expenses. I duly await your update with receipts
for the flight and a bank account to send the money to.
And i also wish to use this medium to thank you for the invitation to
your village. But sadly i am much to busy to visit Guinea at the moment.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:38 pm

I like your approach - "this is your last chance to be polite" Very Happy

I'd have cursed his grandfather's grave and sent him grave yard spirits straight off but if you can get him speaking nicely again he is properly yours.

$8000, where did he get those tickets from? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:49 pm

amazing !!!! gotta love an angry lad Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:51 pm

He claim that they flew from Guinea to London via Paris and then onward to Plymouth by train. But the guyman was in London all the time. BUT they did a good job in trying to convince me that he flew from Africa. The plane was late, something that checked up and reported. The knew the terminal the plane was to land in, something the lad wove in to our conversation. But it was a bit too good to be true how they threw evidence at me. The lad even said that it was cold here for him, something he said while "inside" the airport. The lads even sent a very good fake information slip with the right details of the flight.

But he doesn't seem to be willing to give me a receipt and scanned copies of the boarding pass. Something that is probably related to him being in London all the time. Very Happy

Hopefully i will get some anger from him the next few days, the oga has a really bad temper.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:56 pm

If you continue being extra polite and calm, i have a feeling it will only enrage him further Laughing

ask him to meet you in scotland next time XD

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:08 pm

I will be nothing but polite to him, but this is harder than one might think. Here is the above mentioned sound clip and as you can see he is an angry fellow. His guyman's ordeal must have struck a nerve. And as i said, the quality is really bad, but the first minute when the lad is having some kind of fit is worth listening to anyway.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/6pyZSsc6/44796875xxxx_05_58_PM_Saturday.html?

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:20 pm

^
Not a Happy Bunny is he Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:04 pm

Lulz, he's well pissed off, nice Cool

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:16 pm

Oga could always come and pick up the money personally. Smile

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:18 pm

I love the sincere, but confused reply.

I once had a lad write me 15-20 emails trying to explain to me that Togo was a country and not carry-out food. Some of my characters are quite dense and unworldly.

Keep up the good work.

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:14 pm

OOoooooooooo Dr Mike you are in for it now.

Quote:

you will face the oracul of my village

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:41 pm

That sure is one aggrovated lad Laughing

. He sounds like he's doing a very good imitation of a turkey he's so upset.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:17 am

Ya gotta love empty threats by pissed-off lads. Although I kinda wish we could find out what actually happens when you face the oracul of his village. Will she bake cookies? Will it involve spoons bending?

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:30 am

I'd love to see the bait that lead up to that little rant. lol Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:02 am

Plymouth is such a nice city, and the chapel has a special charm of its own. Sad that lads don't appreciate the view!

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:03 am

Who doesn't like a pissed off lad Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:44 am

Nice!

I love the way you hold it together DM. I'd be yaffing and blowing bubbles out of my nose if I had a lad that upset on the end of the line. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:18 pm

This was/is a gold lad, from the same batch as one of the three unwise men a few weeks back.

The lad replied and actually didn't insult me. Instead he played stupid and told me that he didn't understand what kind of receipts i needed.

Quote:

Listen Bob which receipts are you talking of? am not a joker like
you,the money we spend to take mr camara to londan all is 8000$ the
visat and the flight ticket

@Captain Pugwash: I find it rather easy to keep your composure when you know you have the lad right where you want him. The more he screams the bigger that warm and fuzzy feeling inside of me gets.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:13 pm

I like how he expects an upstanding company such as yours to reimburse w/o a receipt.

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:46 pm

...and how he will explain how such an upstanding company such as his own doesn't save them. I see a hilarious knock up coming my way if anything comes at all.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2011 Posts: 22

well done. makes me want to create a new character called "the oracul." lots of possiblilites. keep it up, props on great baits

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Oh boy.
Why u mad bro?

eheheh Razz

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

OMG, he sounds like a turkey gobbler or a large rodent cornered in it's burrow.
Laughing

It would be even funnier, if you didn't have to worry about having spells cast on you by the village idiot...err...."oracul".

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:58 am

That is hilarious. I love it when they start threatening the voodoo on you, that's when you know you're doing it right!