VIRTUAL STUPIDITY

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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:57 am

Mugumania[tm] Productions proudly presents:

Alhadji Faruk in VIRTUAL STUPIDITY

Featuring:

> Dr. Johann Eisenbart - Owner and CEO of Quacksalber (quacksalver) Pharmaceuical GmbH & Co. KG i.A.

> Alhadji Faruk - Dyslexic and senior Accountant From The Federal Ministry Of Finance

> Charles Soludo - the central bank governor

> HARRISON MCCQUEENEY - director of american hsbc offshore Bank

> Barrister Tony

Also starring:

> Dave Miller - Employee of american hsbc offshore Bank

Quote:

"WITH TRUST TO TRANSFER MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT"

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
EXCHAHGE CONTROL DEPARTMENT
P.M.B 1219 IKOYI,LAGOS
EMAIL: [email protected]
Dear Sir,
I am a senior Accountant From The Federal
Ministry Of Finance, am sending this proposal to you due to
we dont
have foreign account,

Mean while I and colleague want to transfer The sum of
$22.5million
five hundred thousand United states dollars.This said
amount was
over Invoice we make in contract awarded to foriegn
contractors
in our country,The contract is laying of petroleum pipes
from one
place to another,The contract number is NNPC/PED/339/99,
the original contractor has already been paid.
Therefor we need your assistant by giving us your
bank account number to transfer the money and bear in mind
that
after transfering of the fund you are entitled of thirty
30% percent
out of the money been tranfered to your account as a
beneficiary who give
us bank account,
and you know we are civil servant in the Federal government
and
haven't any foriegn Account,so what we need from you is -
(1) your bank Account Number. (2) Your Telephone and Fax
number
(3)The address of the bank (4) Your residential ddress
(5) letter of invitations of about 2 top officials
both in the central bank to share the fund, but
letters of invitation will be later after the
fund has been transfered.
Please treat as most confidential secret due to we
are civil servant in the Government.
Call me immediately for easy transfer of the fund.
Thanks ALHAJI FARUK
mobile phone- :234-8055462866 see another mobile
234-8023043412
reply in any of this two email ,
see alternative email:

[email protected]

we can even transfer from american correspondent bank
offshore to your bank easily
thanks alhaji faruk

Dr. Johann opens with his standard reply:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Faruk,

I think your letter must have been sent accidentally to me as I have never
heard from you before.

Besides this your proposal sounds highly interessting.
But I am doubtful wether everything is legal and 100% risk free for me.

Please explain me further.

I am looking forward to hearing from you

Yours sincerely

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Unexpected and without being contacted, Charles Soludo appears and writes twice:

Quote:

"very urgent to send bank account am governor central bank johann"

Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbart

i am charles soludo .

the central bank governor ,

i am the one who ordred alahji faruk to contact you for you to send bank account and there is no risk in the transfer than for you to give us your bank account and address of the bank plus account name and your phone and fax but if you dont have fax give us only phone number so that we shall get an approval from central bank and transfer the money.

also do not tell any person as you know that we are civil servants in the government and dont want implication to avoid termination of our appointment.

see my own phone to call me 234 -802-3043412 that is my own that i gave alhaji to give you to call me.

thanks charles soludo (cbn)

As most other mugus, Charly suffers from Telephonitis. A treatment with some numbers of german telephone and fax spammers should be helpful:

Quote:

Dear Mr. Soludo,

you can 100% count on me, confidentiality and trust are no foreign words for me!

Here is my private Adress and my telephone number:

Dr. Johann Eisenbart
Am Silbersee 4711
D-95147 Dumpfhausen

Phone: +49-89-95466789
Fax: +49-89-92185437
mobile: +49-178-8682205

My bank details are as follows:

GELDINSTITUT BANK AG; Dumpfhausen
Account-Nr.: 08154711007 BLZ: 98765432
Swift-Nr.: GIBADEDF237
IBAN-Nr.: DE889876543208154711007

If you need further information, any documents or if you have any instructions for me, do not hesitate to contact me by mail or fax day and night.

I am looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Quote:

"this transfer has no risk but dont expose any thing to any one"

dear Dr. Johann Eisenbart

as i told you that i have pass every thing to charles
soludo the governor central bank and i will like you any
time you send bank information to him kindly inform me
because i did not see soludo today to know if he receive
any informations from you.

but secret is the most important to avoid embargo in our
government for this transfer.

thanks alhaji faruk

Alhadji disappears, everything is now in Charlie's hands:

Quote:

"read well Dr johann to understand me well am soludo central abnk"
Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbar

this is charles soludo (cbn )

thanks you for your bank informations and we are going to get an approval from central bank and send it to you for your signature but do not show it to any one to avoid government to puting eyes on us as i told you.

now i will advice you to stop answering any mail from any one unless the one i directed you, even if any person send mail to you dont reply it unless alhaji faruk or DR Harrison Mccqueeney from hsbc Bank in america whom some times we use to send money to their bank in america to avoid implication from our goverment.

see the Hsbc bank america email : [email protected] email again : [email protected]
or see the director name : Harrison Mccqueeney .

if you receive any mail from all this one i gave to you cheek it to correspond with the one i gave to you to avoid those people which we dont want.

name : HARRISON MCCQUEENEY

EMAIL : [email protected]

EMAIL : [email protected]

PHONE / FAX : 1 - 928 -7527181

PHONE / FAX AGAIN : 1 - 41 - 97918389

thanks charles soludo

Mr. Mccqueeney? Mccccqueeeeeeny?

Quote:

Dear Mr. Faruk,

how are you, how is your family?
I have your kind email and all details are well understood.

Mr. Mccqueeney has not yet contacted me, but I stand by for communication with him.

regards

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Quote:

"read well Dr johann to call me as your phone is dead"

Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbart

why shold your mobile phone number is ringing no reply, if you have better phone which we can always be geting you kindly give because, we are tired with your mobile phone and your office phone it is only your fax was working why ?

kindly give us life phone not dead one like your mobile which was ringing no reply every time why ?

also Dr harrison Mccqueeney maybe he will contact you tomorrow and if he make contact with you dont tell him that we know about this money because we told him that you are the owner of this money .

we told him that it is money you got from contract in our country.

call me today for oral discussion in this phone no : 234- 805- 5462866 as your phone is dead because we need phone contact.

thanks charles soludo (cbn )

why shold your mobile phone number is ringing no reply - Say what? Good to know, that the spammers fax machine is working well, Charly may send it some times more.
Next I gave him the telephone number from wikingerversand.de, some nazi idiots who are selling hate music, and a very special password.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Solido,

I apaologize for all your inconvenience with my telephones. In fact the battery of my cellphone is dead, but my home phone should work.
You can also call me in my office at +49 9423-902563, my secretary Mr. Wickinger will take up. Tell him the password "DUMPFBACKE" (transl. DUMBASS) and say you want to talk to Quacksalber direktor.

I am looking forward to hearing from you.

kind regards

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Charly replies with the same rubbish...

Quote:

"read well Dr johann to call me as your phone is dead"

Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbart

why shold your mobile phone number is ringing no reply, if you have better phone which we can always be geting you kindly give because, we are tired with your mobile phone and your office phone it is only your fax was working why ?

kindly give us life phone not dead one like your mobile which was ringing no reply every time why ?

also Dr harrison Mccqueeney maybe he will contact you tomorrow and if he make contact with you dont tell him that we know about this money because we told him that you are the owner of this money .

we told him that it is money you got from contract in our country.

call me today for oral discussion in this phone no : 234- 805- 5462866 as your phone is dead because we need phone contact.

thanks charles soludo (cbn )

...and therefore earns a slap.

Quote:

Dear Mr. Soludo,

I am still waiting for your call. My secretary Mr. Wickinger told me, there was a call from Nigeria but the man could not speak english clearly and hook up. Why so? I wonder why your call are not comimg through although my phones are now working properly.

Are you not man enough for such a deal? Maybe you are a junior boy whose penis is too short, so please visit http://www.quacksalber.20fr.com/penis.html to learn more about penile enlargement.

regards

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Hit him!!!

Quote:

"read well as i send fax to you but stop abusing me because of your secretary"

dear Dr. Johann Eisenbart

thanks you very murch.

why you are abusing me saying something about shot pennis why? why have my done wrong to contact you for this transfer ? why cant you call me on your phone do you want to hang me on phone all the time cant you call ?

how ever, i send fax to you regarding the approval to sign and send it to america so that they shall know that you are the owner of the fund because without this approval they may not know that you are the owner of this fund.

also we told them that you are the original owner of this fund and do not involve any of us because our contact to them is only when the american bank ask us we shall told them that it is your money as we have already do.

regarding the phone call wich your secretary pick up, i hear a lady voice but immediately i want to speak she drop a phone so dont because of your secretary abuse me i am above that.

thanks charles soludo

Quote:

Dear Charles,

you seem to be a little bit nervous to me, a treatment with Xanax ( http://www.quacksalber.20fr.com/xanax.html ) could be very helpful for you. However I did not receive any fax from you so please re-send it again or better attach it to your email, as it seems to be impossible to communicate via telephone lines to Nigeria or is it at least your incompetence?
You are right, Mr. Wickinger did not tell the truth to me. The lady was his concubine who has visited him during his work. I have fired him.

regards

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Charly gave up and sent me the approval as a mail attachment.

Quote:

"sign this approval send to american bank johann"

charles centralbank <[email protected]>

dear mr johann

thanks you very murch.

kindly sign this approval and send it to american Hsbc Offshore Bank SO that they shall know that you are the owner of this fund because without this form maybe they shall not answer you but we have already send your information to them.
see the email to contact the director.

email : [email protected]

email : [email protected]

email : [email protected]

phone / fax : 1 - 928 - 7527181

thanks charles soludo

Quote:

Dear Mr. Soluda,

compliments of the day! How are you, how is your family?

The letter of approval you sent was well received, I have attached my passport photo and signed it.
I have sent it to the american bank as instructed.
Noe everything becomes good and we can finalize with our mutual transaction.

Yours truly

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

I "signed" the approval, added to picture of RALSKY and sent it back to Charly:

Quote:

To: Dr. Harrison Mccqueeney

ATTN: Director

Dear Sir,

I'm writing you upon the recommendation of Mr. Soludo, the central bank governor of Nigeria.
My name is Dr. Johann Eisenbart, I am owner of a fund worth the sum of $22,500,000 (Twnety five Million) US$ lying in a suspended Account from foreign oil contractors of the NNPC who are already paid. I want to transfer this fund out of Nigeria from the account at the Central Bank of Nigeria to a new account at your bank.
Attached to this email is a letter of approval from the Central Bank of Nigeria signed by Mr. Soludo and me.

If you need further information, any documents or if you have any instructions for me, do not hesitate to contact me by mail.

I am looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

Quote:

"hi mr johann soludo shall send your money next wednessday"
Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbart

THANKS VERY MURCH.

NOW WE HAVE RECEIVE YOUR APPROVAL FORM AND I HAVE CONTACTED DR SOLUDO HE TOLD ME THAT YOUR MASTER FUND SHALL BE TRANSFER TO HSBC BANK AMERICA ON WEDNESSDAY NEXT WEEK TO ENABLE HIM DOCUMENT ALL THE NECESSARY PAPERS IN YOUR FILE.

THEREBY YOU SHOULD WAIT UNTIL WEDNESSDAY NEXT WEEK.

BEST REGARD HARRISON MCCQUEENEY

Mr. McccQuueeennny writes in annoying capital letters with a lot of needless white spaces. Is this the way an american bank director would write?

Quote:

"read well Dr Eisenbart i am charles soludo"

dear Johann Eisenbart

thanks for your email.

i have already receice contact from Harrison Mccqueeney regarding the fund and i have been already preparing all the documents regarding the fund to create a file to avoid auditor in our own side, so Harrison Mccqueeney shall receive what ever he want regarding the fund latest tuesday or wednessday, so have a bit patience till next week but try to keep secret to avoid any problem.

thanks charles soludo

Dave appears and has no problem.

Quote:

"this is Dave miller no problem"

dear doctor johann

thanks you for the approval. Mr Harrison who is my director has describe about it and what ever he said was final but bear in mind that your fund shall be transfer any moment from next week.

hi thanks Dave Miller

Arrrghhhh. Again this eye cancer causing CAPITAL LETTER WRITING WITH WHITE SPACES! I hate that...

Quote:

"SIGN URGENT SEND BACK BUT READ WELL HARRISON M,"

HI MR JOHANN

THIS IS HARRISON MCCQUEENEY.
I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR TELEGRAPHIC MONEY FROM CENTRAL BANK IS WITH US HERE AND IT CANNOT OPEN WITHOUT REACH TO YOUR BANK AS IT IS CONTRACT MONEY.

NOW THE REASON WHY I AM SENDING TO YOU THIS FORM WITH MY PICTURE TO SIGN SEND BACK IS TO KNOW MY FACE AS SOME PEOPLE WAS USING MY NAME TO SCAM AND DUPING OTHERS AND BECAUSE IF WE DID NOT DO SO MAYBE SOMEONE CAN CLAIM THAT HE IS HARRISON MCCQUEENEY THAT IS WHY MY BANK SUGGESTED TO USE MY FACE TO ATTACH IN THIS FORM BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF DUPER AND SCAMERS IN THE COUNTRY . ALSO THAT IS WHAT HAPPEN TO US FROM ONE BANK IN LONDON WHICH CLAIM MY NAME.

NOW SIGN IT AND SEND BANK TO ME BUT DO NOT EXPOSE ANY THING NOW TO AVOID ANY PERSON TO BLOCK YOUR TELEGRAPHIC NUMBER BECAUSE IF WE ARE TRANSFERING A HUDGE AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM UNITED STATE WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE AS GOVERNMENT SHUN EVERY BODY NOW.

ALSO AFTER SIGNS OF THIS FORM YOU HAVE TO CONTACT BARRISTER TONY TO GIVE US CERTIFICATE OF TERRORIST AND DRUG LAW CERTIFICATE AS IT IS THE LAW TO TRANSFER MONEY FROM UNITED STATE NOW.

I HAVE OTHER MR DAVE TO SEND ALSO TO YOU.

THANKS HARRISON MCCQUEENEY

This is in fact one of the most ridiculous fakes I ever received. A bank application form with the picture of the bank director who looks a little bit like Dean Martin! MUHAHAHHAHAH!

I did not reply for two days and the mugu got nervous:

Quote:

"why should you been weasting us time"

dear Dr. Johann Eisenbart

why should you be taking us back in this transaction, if you are not ready to receive your transfer fund kindly advice if we can send it to dormant account as your nature was weasting time for non hurry up for your fund.

we are now gives you a nough time to receive your fund why cant you open your self but making hiding or if it is not your fund kindly tell us to transfer your money to swiss world bank as dormant because we dont have murch time about your fund as we got many fund to transfer at other country.

thanks Harrison Mccqueeney

Quote:

Dear Mr. MccQueeny,

I apologize for the delay, but I have been travelling to China for very
important business affairs and I returned yesterday late in the evening. Now
I have filled the application form and signed it and I have attached it to
this email.

Best regards

Dr. Eisenbart

--
Quacksalber Pharmaceuticals - your source of generic Viagra and HGH
Dr. Johann Eisenbart - CEO
Internet: http://www.quacksalber.20fr.com
eMail: [email protected]

The unavoidable fake barrister enters the game:

Quote:

"read well and did it immediately it is urgent johann"

dear Dr. Johann Eisenbart

thanks you for the form you have filled, we have receive it in good condition and also attach it to your file for the transfer of your money $22.5 million dollar.

now you shall give us certificate of terrorist and drug law certificate as you know that in america today no person shall transfer surch money without this two certificate since september 11 terrorist attack in united state otherwise the money shall send to swiss world bank to dormant account and this terrorist certificate was issuing by united nation authority the amount in america was $8,000 dollar.

now this two certificate was very costly in america it cost $8,000 dollar and i am now advicing you to contact one barrister tony who is the secretary to the united nation office in nigeria to get it for you by him self to avoid another person giving us fake one and we cannot obtain it from another person in nigeria to avoid use fake transfer your money so that we shall not get into problem later after transfer of your fund as it happen to us last year. this certificate does not cost murch if you contact barrister tony who is the secretary .

now see barrister tony contact to contact him otherwise you pay big money in america.

email : [email protected]

phone: 234-1-4821769

thanks Harrison Mccqueeney

Quote:

ATTN: Barrister Tony

Dear Sir,

I'm writing you upon the recommendation of Mr. Harrison Mccqueeney, manager from american HSBC Offshore Bank.

For the transfer of a fund worth of 22.5 million US$ from the american bank to my private account I need a certificate of terrorism and a drug law certificate. Mr. Mccqueeney told me, that you are able to obtain these certificates for less price than in america. So my question is, how much will it cost if you provide me wirth these certificates?

I am looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely yours

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

The idiot gave me a wrong adress:

Quote:

Dear Mr. McQqueeny,

I have tried to write an email to Barrister Tony, but the email adress you
gave me is
incorrect.

*******************************

<[email protected]>:
64.157.4.78_failed_after_I_sent_the_message./Remote_host_said:_554_delivery_error:
_dd_This_user_doesn't_have_a_yahoo.com_account_([email protected])
_[0]_-_mta133.mail.sc5.yahoo.com/

*******************************

Please provide me with the correct adress.

Sincerely yours

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

--
Quacksalber Pharmaceuticals - your source of generic Viagra and HGH
Dr. Johann Eisenbart - CEO
Internet: http://www.quacksalber.20fr.com
eMail: [email protected]

Quote:

"i am sorry Dr johann see the correct email of barrister tony"

dear Very Happy

r. Johann Eisenbart

thanks you for your mail.

now, i find out that i make a mistake by giving you barrister tony wrong email and i am now giving you the correct email address of barrister tony.

email : [email protected]

phone : 234-1-4821769

sorry i am appologising for my mistake.

thanks Harrison Mccqueeney

Quote:

"thanks you Dr Eisenbart i am barrister tony"

Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbart

very thanks for your mail i have receive it in good condition.

now there is no hiding issue regarding this certificate and i have already saw what mr Harrison mccqueeney directed you to do.

now this two certificate shall only cost you $2,100 dollar and i am going to issue a receipt to you after you send the money with western union then mr harrison will transfer your fund the same time.

now the reason why mr harrison directed you to me is that there is one man from singapore who went and obtain fake certificate and give it to mr harrison later the transfer cost big problem to mr harrison at auditorial cheek up after transfer of the money, to the extent that they later contact me for another certificate because this certificate shall attach to your file after transfer to avoid your money not to become terrorist or drug money.

thanks barrister tony
phone - 234-1 - 4821769

Dr. Johann agrees...

Quote:

Dear Barrister Tony,

I received your email and all details are well understood. So please provide
me with theses certificates.

kind regards

Dr. Johann Eisenbart

WUXfer time...

Quote:

"see the name to pay Dr Eisenbart i am barrister tony"

Hi Dr. Johann Eisenbart

thanks you very murch.

now if you want me to obtain this certificate that means you have to send the money because i will pay the money to united nation and obtain their receipt.

kindly pay with this name in western union so that we shall send the certificate to you immediately.

see the name and pay immediately.
use the passport number as secret code. then send the control number to me at once.

KINDLY PAY AND SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP

NAME- DANIEL OSUAGWU JOSEPH

COUNTRY - NIGERIA

CITY - LAGOS

PASSPORT NUMBER - A2296289

thanks Barrister Tony

Quote:

"this is very urgent to barister tony as we are ready now mr johann"

dear Dr. Johann Eisenbart

we are now already create your telegraphic number to transfer your fund but due to non of any certificate that is why we stop, so kindly meed barrister tony to get this two certificate for you because we dont like to delay any transfer again.

thanks Harrison Mccqueeney

Yeah mugu, but I'm not ready. Give me my trophy!

Quote:

Dear Mr. Faruk,

I am now in steady contact with the banks and Barrister Tony.

Barrister Tony wants 2,100 US$ for terrorist certificate und drug law from me, that is a lot of money and but as a matter of principle I agree with paying this sum.

But I haven't yet a proof of identity from you. I want first a photo of you standing in front of your home and holding a shield with the words "100% MERKBEFREIT" in capital letters, that means 100 percent ready for business in german. This is for giving me the security that the money comes to the right hands because all I known from you is from email and there is no other proof of your identity, I hope you will understand that.

Sincerely yours

Dr. Eisenbart

But Faruk is extremely pissed off!

Quote:

"dont try me again fake johann"

dear Dr. Johann Eisenbart

thanks you very murch.

let me ask you a question ? are you not with the paper from the bank ?

look if you are a human bein dont try to tell me to take picture for you again and i can say that your brain is incorrect kindly take picture your self because maybe you are not in study with human bein.

so kindly do as you like dont send rubbish mail to me again otherwise you receive hot abuse because i dont beg you money.

thanks alahji faruk

Mr. MCCCCQUUUEEENNY and Mr. MILLER double screaming:

Quote:

"TELEGRAPHIC IS EXELLENTY TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND"

HI BENEFICIARY

HOW ARE YOU.

THIS IS HARRISON MCCQUEENEY.

(THE DIRECTOR HSBC OFFSHORE BANK)

I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS WE ARE TRANSFERING FUND GLOBALY NOW AS OUR TELEGRAPHIC SENDER IS HIGHLY EQUIPED MORE THAN BEFORE AND ALL THAT READY TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND WITHOUT DELAY BUT WHAT IS SUFFERING US IS YOUR DELAYING TACKTICE FOR NON MOVE FOWARD TO GET YOUR FUND.

NOW WE ADVICING YOU TO FULFILL WHAT EVER IS HOLDING YOUR FUND LET IT BEEN TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT TO AVOID AUDITOR CHEEK UP DUE TO YOUR FUND WAS IN HIGH NUMBER OF THE AMOUNT WE WANT TO TRANSFER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO LOOSE YOUR FUND DUE I DONT KNOW WHERE WE CAN MEET AND I DONT NEED ANY MONEY FROM YOU THAN FILL YOUR NECESSARY ADVANTAGE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY.

THANKS HARRISON MCCQUEENEY

Quote:

"TELEGRAPHIC IS EXELLENTY TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND"

HI BENEFICIARY

HOW ARE YOU.

THIS IS DAVE MILLER.

THE TELEGRAPHIC OFFICER DIRECTOR HSBC BANK.

I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS WE ARE TRANSFERING FUND GLOBALY NOW AS OUR TELEGRAPHIC SENDER IS HIGHLY EQUIPED MORE THAN BEFORE AND ALL THAT READY TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND WITHOUT DELAY BUT WHAT IS SUFFERING US IS YOUR DELAYING TACKTICE FOR NON MOVE FOWARD TO GET YOUR FUND.

NOW WE ADVICING YOU TO FULFILL WHAT EVER IS HOLDING YOUR FUND LET IT BEEN TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT TO AVOID AUDITOR CHEEK UP DUE TO YOUR FUND WAS IN HIGH NUMBER OF THE AMOUNT WE WANT TO TRANSFER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO LOOSE YOUR FUND DUE I DONT KNOW WHERE WE CAN MEET AND I DONT NEED ANY MONEY FROM YOU THAN FILL YOUR NECESSARY ADVANTAGE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY.

THANKS DAVE MILLER

The stupid dumbass needs to be slapped hard:

Quote:

"NO PICTURE, NO DEAL"

Dear Faruk,

I wonder if you suffer from Alzheimer or do you think we are playing here
some childs game? Is there something wrong with you?

I asked you for a proof of identity, the photo as I told you, and you are
talking about some certificate. Your INCOMPETENCE makes me really sick.

It's very easy: No picture, no deal.

I am a very busy man and I don't want to waste my time. Come back to me with
the photo or you are out, confirm if you understand that.

NEVER AGAIN SAY SUCH BULLSHIT TO ME!

regards

Dr. Eisenbart

DEATH THREAT!!!!

Faruk was so upset that he wrote three same mails with following subjects:

Quote:

subject at 8:35am: i am faruk kindly read and take picture johann
subject at 8:36am: my good friend take picture am faruk.
subject at 12:34am: go to full fuck woman to kill your mother johann

dear mr idiot Johann Eisenbart

no thanks for your mail.

may god punish your mother forever and also punish your family to useless them all.

dont you know that you are a very big idiot to deal with, kindly fuck your mother asssssss to kill her.

no thanks alhaji faruk

This means war!

ULTRA VIOLENCE!!!!!

Quote:

"GAME OVER, MUGU"

Dear MUGU called Fahadji Faruk,

from all STUPID MUGUS I have ever baited, you are probably the very most
DIMWITTED DUMBASS. From the very first moment I knew you are a �419 SCAMMER
who will never get a penny from me, and you, Mr. Soludo, Mr.
MccQQUUEEENNNNYY and FAKE Barrister Tony is all the same CRETIN. Well, I
have laughed everyday about your STUPIDITY. You have therefore won the first
prize in the World BUFFOON Award. My congratulations.

You are a FAILURE TO LIFE and if you had a chromosome less in your DNA you
would have been born as a POTATO. I can not believe that even a slime
crawling, suck dick, butt fucking, licker of cow balls scammer could sink to
such an all time new low!

All you other FRAUDSTER friends point with the finger on you when you go
down the street and laugh behind your back, because you are a HOMO who is
suffering from CONGENITAL IDIOCY and incapable to earn money. If your father
knew what the fuck you were going to be like he would have shot his load out
the God damn window.

Play somewhile with your TINY COCK and creep back to the shitty hole where
you once came from.

Any finally, please help to keep the internet clean and nibble off in a
socially acceptable manner. My advice: Look for a strong tree and hang
yourself up.

Eniac (Master Baiter!)

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