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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 pm |
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a hologram of a teapot, cups & saucers & a selection of cakes. Colonel Mustard nodded to himself then exclaimed to the room 'Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for high tea. Before we start can you all please remove your........ |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:40 pm |
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expectations that the food might actually be worth eating.'
Mrs White, gave the Colonel a whithering stare. How dare he! Why, she herself had made those cakes just like her mother used to; with care and |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:37 pm |
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the highest-grade Vegemite and rhubarb mix, as her Aunt Dorothy had recommended.
It's a shame that Dorothy never got on with Camille, Mrs White mused. She smiled at the memory of her niece - beautiful, but bad-tempered and foul-mouthed. There was that time that Camille had called Professor Plum a |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:45 am |
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bastardious mumu, much to her chagrin. If only her brother had sent the girl to a proper boarding school instead of raising her amidst all that social unrest in Nigeria. But, she could certainly take care of herself. Fiercely independent, and not afraid to fight back. Though her penchant for violence often... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:48 am |
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made Mrs White regret taking Camille to see the Lara Croft movies or letting her play the video games. Ever since her 21st birthday and the matched pair of Sig-Sauer P-220s from her mischevious uncle, Camille was the terror of mashers, gropers, flashers, and people who |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:16 pm |
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didn't know the correct use of an apostrophe. Professor Plum eyed one of the buns on the plate in front of him |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:29 pm |
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and moved in for a closer look. Could it be? Were his eyes deceiving him?
He picked up the bun.
He was right!
That plate was a rare piece of Sedgwood!
He glanced over his shoulder, saw that he was being observed and casually tucked the plate into his .... |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:04 am |
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bejewelled leather sporran - a parting gift from the First Offence Grenadiers (motto: First In, Best Dressed).
With equal insouciance he strolled to the humidor, picked up a Cuban cigar, and lit it with a |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:06 pm |
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smouldering glare from Miss Scarlett.
"That's quite a talent dear" noted Mrs Peacock. "Although I imagine it's sometimes a bit dangerous for those around you?"
Miss Scarlett gave a coy smile in reply.
"This takes me back" said Plum, blowing smoke rings from his Cuban cigar and reclining gingerly on the settee. "I recall... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:28 am |
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the day I saw Mad Jack Carew shoot the Mokongo Rapids - that's the reason we called him Mad Jack; what else do you call someone who fires off both barrels of a Holland and Holland Nitro Express at a waterfall? He was very fond too of lighting cigars in unusual ways. For example - "
Just then there was a sudden volley of shots and what sounded like crockery smashing.
"Oh blast," said Mrs White, "Dear Camille is doing her two-fisted target practice among the statuary again. I hope no-one was especially fond of that bust of |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:34 pm |
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Nilsen.
"What, Lillebjørn the Norwegian folk singer?" asked the Rev Green.
"No." said Mrs White "Dennis"
The Rev Green who had earlier been eating, with some gusto it should be said, a plate of Mrs White's home-made Liver dumplings, suddenly felt rather ill.
"Are you telling me you made those dumplings out of ..... |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:39 pm |
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Scouser's knackers?
What? without any seasoning? Oh my word, quick pass the |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:39 pm |
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water, quickly!"
And since a Rev still spoke with authority at the Winston Mansion, everyone present stood up and headed to the bathroom, leaving the puzzled Rev Green to grab the jug and slake his thirst.
As he did, Cammy walked in, spinning both pistols on her index fingers before putting the still-smoking Sig-Sauers in their holsters.
"That was fun. O HAI REV, WHUTS TEH MATTER, YR ALL LONE, DID SOME1 HAVE TEH BEAN & RADISH VINDALOO AGEN?"
Cammy was also noted for using verbalised text speech, which she knew annoyed Rev Green, and he was about to tell her to stop when she went on, with a frown, "Eewwwww! Did my aunty bake another batch of vegemite and rhubarb tarts?"
What happened next is unknown, though there are rumours of a secret file at Porton Down that has the answer to the mystery. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
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