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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It arrived today, yup, it's a Model M in all its glory. If you don't understand this post, turn in your nerd card.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Have fun with your clickey nerd.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can hear the springs from here!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember playing on that when I was a child - using those big 5 1/4 inch disks...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You know my new computer doesn't even have a PS2 ports or an optical drive. Do they make USB clickys?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It still has the birth certificate on the back, She (I assigned the gender) was born on October 29th, 1991. I needs a good cleaning, but other than that it's pristine. I'm typing on it as I speak, it's awesome.

I need a name for her, any suggestions?

Edit: @ bravo95, PS2>USB adapter.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wilma?

Two words: why?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bohigal wrote:
why?


Some would say "Why would someone pay $70.00 USD for a keyboard", A true nerd would say "Why not?". It's a frikkin Model M!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We're going in for a bath tomorrow.

http://www.preater.com/modelm/

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 11:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I suggest QWERTY as her name.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is her birth certificate, to give true nerds something to masturbate to.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Oh yeah, That's a fake Pic. (Everything online can be faked) You sure it's not a model "N"??

Cripes, I think my old Tandy 1000 had one like that.

ETA: Name suggestion...Jezebel.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^I know that you know that I am a Photoshop expert and could fake that birth certificate in an instant, but this bitch is real...real sexy!

Click, click clack. I can't stop. I'll post the photos of her bath tomorrow, she's over 18, so it's legal.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Where do I return the card to?

A few suggestions:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^None of the above. It has to be a proper ladies name, like the one that I had to give to my rifle. It was many years ago and a long story. This probably explains it best, it might be NSFW for some. (Language)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwMIAwrIeuY

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^If that is the case, I named my m-16 a2 "The Bitch". Meaning you better not jam you bitch. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Grooovaliciousness

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ JC Great name. I was from the A-1 years.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about Miss Fire?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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@ JC Great name. I was from the A-1 years.


But what about my suggestion... Sad

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^I have to be honest, it's ridiculous. I need a good old school name like Maggie, Betty or Lois.

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Ridiculous??? That was a very common name where I was growing up.


In Canada.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Mary Ann.

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Ridiculous??? That was a very common name where I was growing up.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 3:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mary Ann it is! She always won the Ginger vs. Mary Ann debate for me. The Model M is now Mary Ann!

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Couldn't you get a deal on this one?

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