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Fo'andles
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Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:32 pm |
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Today as i was driving on the road that leads to the car park, behind our old town hall, i heared a load bang come from the off side rear wheel and the car dipped.
It was only when i came to drive out, that i found a 2 foot square hole in the middle of the road, could not see the bottom.
Seems the front wheel got over ok, the road must have been sinking when my back wheel collapse it. Lucky my car is new(2 months old). |
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Roycropper
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Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:01 pm |
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So, you broke the road, then. Expect a bill from your Council. |
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Fo'andles
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Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:54 am |
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When i tell them(if), i will be sure to mention that you were driving |
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:18 pm |
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Oddly enough, I've seen this happen twice in the last couple of months.
First was on the way home from work. Front wheel went over a grid at the edge of the road - must have cracked it & the back went down the resulting hole. His car wasn't so lucky - the rear wheel was at a very odd angle.
Second was our front lawn. We've got a main drain running under the house & there's an inspection cover about 6 inches onto the lawn. I was reversing the car onto the drive around an awkwardly parked car & the front wheel ran onto the grass
We haven't had a bill yet. |
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Fo'andles
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Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:27 pm |
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^ now have a compressed wood board covering the hole.
Wife and i watch a artic with a long trailer (frozen food), try to turn the corner and miss the hole, result, now 2 slightly bent half boards trying to cover the hole, dont think the car park attendant is going to keep moving the barriers back and forth, in the rain. |
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Dharma
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Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:12 pm |
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Traffic signal and a stop sign here. I was 16 and someone came from nowhere and shouted (why you are waiting? move before the cops arrive). He actually called a towing car (I bribed the driver) then I fled the crime scene |
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Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:38 pm |
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Dharma wrote: |
then I fled the crime scene |
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Fo'andles
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Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:22 pm |
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^ hole now been filled with concrete. |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
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