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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Badger You called for BC? Was that nuances or nuisances?

Urban legend or not this post cracked me up! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Where I used to hail from BC stood for Back of Cloyne. Honest! You can look it up....

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Pacific NW is beautiful...including BC.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why are you lot all picking on, and making snidey pseudo racist comments about a great country like Canada?

Let's be honest, there are not many countries that tolerate the French outside their own country (and regarding Canada that's down to the British sense of 'fair play') so what I propose is that PF be granted the honour of 'Freedom of Ottawa' so he can make a fresh start in life.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I will second that title

This thread reminds me of the great "...From Canada/I hate Canada" section from the long dead Computer Gaming World magazine.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I agree with Esox Lucius, this thread was not meant for picking on Canadians, only to show what a great people they are.

Mods, isn't it time for a new custom tag for PF?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the vampire wrote:
only to show what a great people they are


Esox lucius wrote:
Why are you lot all picking on... ... a great country like Canada?


Really? May I remind our dear readers that Céline Dion *shudder* is from up there. Case closed.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Good point but so is Shania Twain. That easily Trumps Whatshername. Christ now I've got that Titanic song going through my head. Thanx!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From The Doubter's Companion by Canadian author John Ralston Saul:

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Canada

1. So complicated that nobody knows how it works, which causes Canadian social scientists to talk about it all the time, which causes foreigners to say it's boring because nothing ever happens.

2. The most decentralized country in existence, which causes Canadians to complain constantly about the power of the central government.

3. Administered under the third oldest constitution in the world, which causes Canadians to insist that it has never worked and must be changed.

4. The only major country in which the two leading western cultures have managed to live peacefully together for several centuries, causing Canadians to insist that they cannot live together.

5. Burdened by the laziest élite of any developed nation; people who have made their fortunes selling off the country's resources and by working for more energetic foreigners. They are most comfortable on their knees, admiring those from larger countries who have purchased them.

6. A country where 95 per cent of the land is north of the major cities, which causes its urban inhabitants to treat their hinterland as an embarrassing and backward region, while pretending that they themselves are situated hundreds of miles to the south, somewhere between New York and Florida.


Disclosure: both sides of my family came through Canada. Dad's folks came from Quebec and Mom is from Saskatchewan.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well Canada gave us Michael Ironside. Goodness I had such a crush on him. I mean come on, that voice! Wink
Poor Vampire it started off such an innocent thread.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ There can be only one.

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Dang it! He's from Canada too.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Come here PF let me buy you a drink. It will be ok. There's always MacGyver

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

the vampire wrote:

Mods, isn't it time for a new custom tag for PF?




We're limited by the number of characters we can use.

"Senile, drooling cock-wallet who is hated by all" won't fit.

I was thinking "Good advert for euthanasia" has a catchy ring to it though.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Canadian contribution to the SDI program:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/books/article/882600--how-the-scots-invented-canada

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi There PF! Fancy some Niagara???

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Ohh, she's going to have SUCH a rash...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cougar wrote:
^Ohh, she's going to have SUCH a rash...


I could put some cream on it.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Esox lucius

As a member of the Capon Society pictures like that rarely affect (Or is it effect? That word has always had me vexed.) me anymore.

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Yes I would love some Canadian Viagra.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Oscar P

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Yes that is a real name.. Chuck graduated high school (Torrance CA.)
with my younger brother oh these many years ago.. One year behind me..

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