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This is the transcript of a bit of fun that I had recently...

-----Original Message-----
From: fatou kassala <[email protected]>
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Sent: Mon, 23 Apr 2012 16:16
Subject: Hello dear new friend,
Hello dear new friend,
How are you today? I hope you are fine.
My name is fatou,I am kind, flexible, responsible,
curious, easy-going, romantic and sensual. I prefer active
way of life style. My dream is to spend time and share
life with a partner, who will be my lover and friend,if
you're interested with my proposal here is my email
address I will be waiting for your email.
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I think I love you already, are you a man or a woman? I'm not fussy either way, you know what they say 'any port in a storm'. Do you have any money? I'll love you long time if you pay me enough. Do you have your own teeth? I've always fancied kissing someone with their own teeth. Have you ever had sex with a man or a woman? I haven't but it can't be that much different to shagging my neighbours pet goat can it?

Please send me your bank details and your mothers maiden name so that I can tell my psychiatric carer that we are closely related, that way we will get to have sex sooner. Are you a film star? I am, I have my own video website, www.lookatmyfatbottom.com. I'm coming out of prison next year, do you think we could be married by then? I hope so. What are your mother and father like? Are they good in bed? Do you have any brothers or sisters? Or any 'friendly' pets? I'm not fussy.

Please send me some money so that I can buy some more drugs from the pharmacy on my day release. Cash is so much easier than doing armed robberies isn't it? Do you have aids? I had it once, I hope I don't catch it again. None of my fellow prisoners would have sex with me when I had it, apart from Randy Mandy that is but let’s face it he would have sex with anyone wouldn't he? Do you know Randy Mandy? He will be living with us after we are married.

I can't wait to move in with your parents. Do they have a big house? Will I be able to bring my gun collection when I move in? You do know about my interest in collecting guns that have been used in mass murders don't you. I love playing Russian roulette with them. You are Russian aren't you. I'm so excited at the thought of playing Russian roulette with you that I've just shot my cartridge at the thought. Russian roulette will be a national sport where you live is it?

Please send me a photo of you so that I can see if you are more attractive than next doors goat, preferably a naked one.

Oh, I'm so excited that you managed to find me out of all of the 500 billion other people on this planet. Wait a minute, you haven't sent all of them an email too have you? I'm a very jealous lover and I'll kill you if I find that you are cheating on me already, you two timing bitch (or dog if you're a man). Please send me your address so that I can tell my psychiatrist where I will be living.

Till later XXX.

Dearest Is me Fatou,

You are welcome, Please don't be angry that this mail came to you when we have not meet before. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility I am writing you in tears. i like to have a good relationship with you, and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you. I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here and after get your contact.

How was your day? while mine was cool over here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Fatou Kassala, i came from Sudan here Africa and presently i am residing in the church mission here in Dakar as a result of war going on in my country. I am doing nursing in school which i have not finished yet. you can also contact me through the reverend 00221771053439 .

My late father was the managing direct of slogs oil and chairman of SDL company before the rebels attacked my house one early morning killing my mother and my father. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to country Senegal where i am leaving now. I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently.

I am still single never married i am 23 years old am looking for partner lover who will love me for who i am let me explain for your understand about my late father inheritance. if you are not the person i am looking for.

my father is from Sudan father was former chairman slogs oil before my Father death he deposited ( $9.7 MILLION US DOLLAR ) as my next of kin beneficiary I will be very happy to have an intimate relationship with you. And regarding investing the money in your country we will start the plans as soon as the money is in your hands. Let me explain to you in details for your understanding.

The reason I want you to help me get the money out from the Africa banking firm is because I can not get it out myself. I am a refugee in this country, the local laws of this country does not allow individual or somebody with refugee status to handle business and financial transaction. The deposit was made by my late father and I am his next of kin/beneficiary but I can not withdraw or access to the deposit because of my refugee status.

However, the management of the banking firm has advise and told me that the only way I could get the deposit out is if I can appoint a foreign PARTNER/TRUSTEE to the deposit, then they will release the deposit to my appointed TRUSTEE on my behalf. This is the reason I am tell you about this to be my appointed and PARTNER/TRUSTEE to the hug deposit in Bank, so that they can release the fund and transfer the deposit to you on my behalf.

Anyway, let me explain more about the deposit to you and what is required of you. As to how the transfer will be executed, I want to let you know a very important thing about the deposit and how it will be transferred to you safety. Please read below very well for your understanding. is only your details and send Bank an email for confirmation and possibility to transfer the money to your account withing 72hours without any delay or any problem is Bank to Bank transfer is easy and no problem. This is 100% guarantee you are not going to loose red cent or blame yourself of knowing me.

My father said he made the deposit in London because of the insecurity situation in my country then, and to ensure that the money will be safe and easier to re-locate to any country where I and whoever I choose as my partner may wish to establish business. According to my father, the banking firm has a secure and safe way by which they use in re-locating vault deposits to their customers anywhere in the world of which he signed a memorandum of understanding with them before he made the deposit.

I will like you to understand also that during my discussions with the director of the banking firm this morning, I understood the capability of their banking firm to be able to TRANSFER the money to you in your country in safety with out problems without any risk. This is why your complete details is very important Send your full name phone number house address . IF you wanted to talk to me now told Rev FATHER that Fatou Kassala room 27 Female hostel on +221771053439
Yours lovely Fatou Kassala

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My dear Fatty (that will be my pet name for you from now on). You seem to have had a bad time recently but let me tell you that you don't know what suffering is, let me tell you what I have gone though over the last few days. I mean, I had a bath on Saturday and the hot water began to run cold before the tub was full. Can you imagine anything worse than that? Then the light bulb blew in my parlour, what a nightmare that was as I had to change the bloody thing myself as my butler was busy ironing my Rolls Royce pyjamas.

I forgot to say that I was released from prison yesterday on compassionate grounds as my neighbour's pet rabbit killed one of my pack of rottweilers. Yes the poor dog choked on it! I just can't say how hard I took it (but obviously not as hard as I took it in prison).

I'm pleased that you have so much money hidden away but to be honest we won't need your money as I have millions of US Dollars too since I took my credit card company to court over a mis-sold PPI policy.

I will be in Dakar myself soon (what a co-incidence eh?) Shall I bring a big box of ribbed condoms with me or is that a bit too presumptuous for a first date? Shall I book a room in the Formula 1 hotel there? I hear that Formula 1 motels are pretty flash. After all it only costs $35 a night and if we get up early we can sneak out without paying the bill. Can you imagine us getting away with cheating them out of money? Ha, I'm a bit of a rascal aren't I?

Speaking of money I was going to send you some to buy a nice new frock with, not much though, maybe a couple of thousand Dollars but you obviously don't need it so I will wait until we meet and shower you with toffee crisps and marmalade sandwiches because as you already know they are more important than all of the pearls and diamonds in the world.

Thank you for sending me that photo of you, you look very pretty, very pretty indeed, but oddly familiar. One tiny thing concerns me though - why is it when I Google your name and go onto images does that same photo keep coming up? I think that you are keeping a secret from me, I think that really you are a famous internet porn film star.

I know that you will be pleased to hear that Randy Mandy has had his 'op now and has a front bottom like a proper girl. Things won't be the same between him and me, I mean her and me anymore.

Do you have any brothers because I alternate between being gay and straight and to be honest some nights when I demand sex you might be so shocked that you just wouldn't know which way to turn.

Do you eat meat? (Heeheehee I didn't mean that to sound rude). I am a carnivorous pacifistic vegetarian myself, that is I only eat animals that have committed suicide and vegetables that have pulled themselves out of the ground.

Do you have any odd hobbies? I collect snotty tissues from the back of our local cold and virus research centre, I have 100's of bin liners full of them. Do you ever get bad colds? I mean really snotty streaming mucus ones? I think that we are going to get on so well together. Don't forget to send me a photo of your mother having sex with an ostrich like you promised. Love you forever, XXX Gary Glitter.

Dearest IF you wanted to talk to me now tell Rev FATHER that Fatou Kassala room 27 Female hostel on +221771053439 I want you to understand that i picked much interest in you from the day one i saw your profile and discovered honest and true in you, Thereafter fasting and prayers you was the one my spirit chooses and i decided to introduce you to my late fathers money, Am willing to come over to your country but i have no money for my trip that is the reason why i introduced you to my late fathers money so that after the transfer is done then you will send me enough money to make my trip to your country.

Honey there is non thing to be scared of all i need from you is honest and true. Just as i have explained to you in my previous mail that i have already contacted my late father bank and their refused to withdraw the money to because of my refugee status and advised me to look for a foreign partner, and i have introduced you to the bank and they are expecting to hear from you, below here is my late father banking details,i have forwarded some other paper of my father to the bank. Please love fill this information below and forward it to the bank [email protected]

FULL NAME...........................
ADDRESS.............................
CITY/STATE..........................
TELEPHONE No........................
COUNTRY.............................
ZIP CODE............................
AGE.................................
BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS................

ISLAMIC BANK PLC. SINGAPORE
Email: [email protected]
Telephone No.: +65 6533 4555
The name of the transfer officer is Mr Kawser Joab.

my late father bank details
Information about the deposit code are as follows.
Name of depositor: Dr. David Ellison Kassala
Nationality: Sudan
Next of kin : Miss Fatou Kassala
Amount deposited: ($9.7 Million US Dollars)
Account Number: IBUK745608902546/QB/91/A

My dearest Fatty, I am writing this from my hospital bed. You didn’t reply to my last email quickly enough and I thought that you had left me for another. I can’t tell you how hard I have taken this. In fact it upset me so much that I tried to commit suicide last night. Well I couldn’t find any paracetamol or aspirin anywhere but I did find a big bottle of Viagra. I swallowed the lot and telephoned the Samaritans and told them that they had better send the undertakers round to pick up a stiff.
When they came round they couldn’t get the lid down on the coffin so they had to drill a big hole to fit me in it, then the coffin wouldn’t fit inside the hearse so they had to put it on the roof rack. One of the pall bearers tied a Union flag onto the extended ‘pole’ to make things a bit less upsetting for young children and women who were married to blokes who weren’t ‘up to the job’. To be fair due to the sobriety of the event he did put it at half mast. It was unfortunate that our Queen Mother had died this week and the crowds were out lining the streets to see her off this morning.
Due to the wind chill factor and the bumpy ride things went down and I regained consciousness. However a pair of passing woodpeckers got in though the hole and tried to evict the shrinking occupant. Now if you’ve ever had your ‘woody’ pecker pecked by a woodpecker you would know that it isn’t a pleasant experience.
Due to the EU Wild Birds Act of 1998 Part 3 sub section 11B – ‘No one shall knowingly bury or cremate a live wild bird in a human coffin’ the driver and his mates had to take the lid off and then saw that I was still alive and took me to the nearest hospital. In hospital the nurse said that she had seen some stiffs in her time but this one took the biscuit. The doctor offered me Ibuprofen to kill the pain and bring the swelling down. I asked him for aspirin as that only killed the pain as I wanted to keep the swelling.
Anyway I digress,
I can’t wait to meet you and have sex like an animal with you. I don’t mean like Preying Mantis sex where you eat my head afterwards. More like frog sex where I keep hold of you for a week until you have had hundreds of babies. Imagine that, hundreds of little you and me’s all wiggling around in our birthing pool.
Did I mention that my Grandfather on my Mothers side died yesterday? His name was Willie Goblynde and he was an equal partner the publishing company Waccough & Goblynde who publish specialist gentlemen’s magazines over here. Anyway he has left me $10 million US Dollars in his will (that certainly trumps your $9.7 million doesn’t it?). The problem is that due to corruption in our family he has invested it all in a bank in Nigeria. All that I need to get it back to London is the help of a mug, sorry, I mean a lover who will act on my behalf. I know that I can trust you after our intimate conversations and I will give you half of the money for helping me. Why are you asking for my bank details at it is me who needs yours. Please send me your name & address, your phone number and your bank details there is no risk to you whatsoever.
Please send me these details as soon as possible and I’ll get the scam rolling.
Love you as always. XXX Gary.
P.S. Is Mommy still shagging that ostrich?

Dearest IF you wanted to talk to me now tell Rev FATHER that Fatou Kassala room 27 Female hostel on +221771053439 I want you to understand that i picked much interest in you from the day one i saw your profile and discovered honest and true in you, Thereafter fasting and prayers you was the one my spirit chooses and i decided to introduce you to my late fathers money, Am willing to come over to your country but i have no money for my trip that is the reason why i introduced you to my late fathers money so that after the transfer is done then you will send me enough money to make my trip to your country.

Honey there is non thing to be scared of all i need from you is honest and true. Just as i have explained to you in my previous mail that i have already contacted my late father bank and their refused to withdraw the money to because of my refugee status and advised me to look for a foreign partner, and i have introduced you to the bank and they are expecting to hear from you, below here is my late father banking details,i have forwarded some other paper of my father to the bank. Please love fill this information below and forward it to the bank [email protected]

FULL NAME...........................
ADDRESS.............................
CITY/STATE..........................
TELEPHONE No........................
COUNTRY.............................
ZIP CODE............................
AGE.................................
BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS................

ISLAMIC BANK PLC. SINGAPORE
Email: [email protected]
Telephone No.: +65 6533 4555
The name of the transfer officer is Mr Kawser Joab.

my late father bank details
Information about the deposit code are as follows.
Name of depositor: Dr. David Ellison Kassala
Nationality: Sudan
Next of kin : Miss Fatou Kassala
Amount deposited: ($9.7 Million US Dollars)
Account Number: IBUK745608902546/QB/91/A

But we don't need his money do we? I have enough money for both of us to live happily ever after XXX Gary. P.S Where is the photo of your mother shagging an ostrich?

Honey
Tthere is non thing to be scared of all i need from you is honest and true. Just as i have explained to you in my previous mail that i have already contacted my late father bank and their refused to withdraw the money to because of my refugee status and advised me to look for a foreign partner, and i have introduced you to the bank and they are expecting to hear from you, below here is my late father banking details,i have forwarded some other paper of my father to the bank. Please love fill this information below and forward it to the bank [email protected]

FULL NAME...........................
ADDRESS.............................
CITY/STATE..........................
TELEPHONE No........................
COUNTRY.............................
ZIP CODE............................
AGE.................................
BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS................

ISLAMIC BANK PLC. SINGAPORE
Email: [email protected]
Telephone No.: +65 6533 4555
The name of the transfer officer is Mr Kawser Joab.

my late father bank details
Information about the deposit code are as follows.
Name of depositor: Dr. David Ellison Kassala
Nationality: Sudan
Next of kin : Miss Fatou Kassala
Amount deposited: ($9.7 Million US Dollars)
Account Number: IBUK745608902546/QB/91/A

But we don't need his money do we? I have enough money for both of us to live happily ever after XXX Gary. P.S Where is the photo of your mother shagging an ostrich?

My Love,

Thank you so much for you love and concerns towards me, i really do appreciate your sincerity and also with you for true love relationship that could lead to marriage, so after reading your mail i decided to start coming to your country on my arrival we shall join hands together to do the transfer, as i earlier told you the only bearer withdrawing this money directly is my refugee status of which if am free from here i will be able to apply directly to my late father bank and they will transfer to money to my position.

So honey, are you willing to welcome me and accommodate me in your home? Can you sponsor my trip to your country? In what city are you living currently? please confirm all this so that i can start inquiring regards to my coming to your country. Am so tried of staying and i want to meet with you to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you so much and wish to be with you this soonest.

Yours lovely Fatou.

My dearest Fatty fat cow (We worship cows in my part of the world so this name is a compliment). I think that it is time for me to come clean. I am a serial bigamist and am in fact married to 37 different women at this moment in time. As it is illegal to have 38 or more wives here I will need to have one of them bumped off to clear the way for you to enter into my life.

What do you think is a fair way to decide who should end up being the latest ex Mrs Glitter? I always think that although the 'last in first out' thing is fair I would prefer to get rid of some of the older ones first. We used to be able to dispose of excess wives by lining them up by colour, you know like a rainbow, and just shooting the colours that you didn't like anymore, unfortunately due to the interfering European Union and the bloody human rights brigade it is now not considered politically correct to choose by colour any more. However we are still allowed to shoot people from countries that piss us off (needless to say that I don't have many French wives left).

You never asked what I did for a living did you? Or why I was in prison? You'll be please to know that I had a full time job trafficking young girls just like you into this country and selling them into prostitution circles.

I got sent to prison for 10 years for doing it but was freed on appeal (and compassionate grounds like I said in a previous email to you). My excellent lawyer fought and won my case saying that I had a right to work in my chosen field of illegal people trafficking and so the authorities leave me alone now.

Do you like meeting new people? I hope so because you will be meeting plenty of men in your new job. You don't have to worry about remembering their names, just make sure that they pay cash up front!

I'm so pleased that you are attracted to me as most women are put off by my glass eye that keeps falling out (especially during sex) and the crawling skin disease that I have. Do you like maggots?

How would you like me to sponsor your journey to here? I was going to suggest 50p per mile, this might not sound a lot but if I 'gift aid' it you will get an extra 20% on top and let's fave it there are a lot of miles. How do you intend getting here? Cycling is good but tiring (and I wouldn't want you to have a sore bottom when you are here (well not until after your first night at work that is).

Please make sure that you arrive at night as I have to be back in my coffin by daylight. Oh, maybe I should warn you that I can't pass a phone box without putting my underpants over my trousers and please don't bring any Kryptonite in your luggage as I am allergic to it.

I'm so excited at the thought of you coming over that I have soiled my nappy again. You do know about my incontinence issue don't you?

Please send me details of where you want me to send the money and I'll nip straight down to my local Western Union branch and get it sent off to you. I find that Western Union is the ideal way to send money to internet scammers as once gone it can't be traced.

Love you my dearest Fatty fat fat fat cow. Gary.

Dearest,

How are you doing together with your family? I am glad to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from United Kingdom. Presently I am in United Kingdom for investment projects with my new partner with the total money. Meanwhile, I didn't forget all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

Now you will need to contact the reverend father as at the time i was in Dakar Senegal, his name is Rev.Fr Samuel George and his direct email address is : ( [email protected] ) Tel: ( +221777050502 ) Ask him to kindly send you a certified bank draft of $300,000.00 US dollars (Three Hundred Thousand USD) which I prepared and kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter which later failed.

I appreciated all your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touched with Rev Father and directed him where to send/post you the bank draft and please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share our joy after all the sufferings at that time.

At the moment, i am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Remember that I had forwarded this instruction to him on your behalf, therefore establish contacts with him for the delivery of the bank draft to you without delay. Take care and remain Blessed.

With Best Regards
From me Fatou Orion..

My dearest Fatty porker, what is this that you tell me? You have forsaken me for another? And I thought that you were to be mine forever. And after I opened my heart to you and told you all of my most intimate secrets. Does this mean that I will have to take my 40ft container load of industrial strength condoms back to my poor sister Ann's warehouse? She has a lovely little business selling saucy nick nacks. You might have heard of her - Ann Summers? It'll probably bankrupt her you know.

Still never mind, as long as you are happy with your new mug, I mean business partner/lover I am happy for you. How about we meet up at the weekend for a quick knee trembler just for old times sake?

I can't wait to receive my cheque for $300,000 as, like you say, I have been so helpful to you over the last few days. By sheer coincidence $300,000 is exactly how much I owe my sex therapist, ok so she is a cheap whore really but I can claim tax back on my annual tax returns if I call her a therapist. Have you ever tried to claim payments to a cheap whore as tax deductions? It's bad enough trying to get a receipt from them at all let alone a proper VAT receipt.

So please can you make the cheque out to the following and send it directly to her...

P. Nyss,
2 Balls Close,
Cockermouth,
Cumbria,
SW41 1OW,
UK.

Missing you already my scam attempting toss pot. XXX Gary G.

And don't forget - Do you want to be in my gang, my gang, my gang? Do you want yo be in my gang? Ohhh Yeahhh.

And I never heard from him/her again...

Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:41 am

Great baiting. Laughing

A good tip is to put quote tags around every email, makes them easier to read and distinguish from one another. Wink

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