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basts child
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Posts: 1318
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:53 am |
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They both have one special thing in common: The Pick Up Line
Creating the character and the opening lines are the fun part of baiting for me
What are the craziest opening lines you ever had a lad bite on. They must have acknowledged your pick up line.
So flash your skills here folks I will start you off with a couple of mine.
* Wow didn't know this. Is Libya near Cleveland? Don't know who this Gaddafi but I bet his family is pissed
*I am in need of humans for experimentation. These are of course Test to Destruction experiments.
*May the peace and tranquility of the Afterglow of Phallic Fulfillment be yours as well My Child.
I am xx of the Holy Insimenator downtown and 3rd. I in my capacity as the Pastor and High Erectionist would be delighted to help you with this transaction.
Kind wet regards
*OMG you were married to ____ too? That cheating Bastard.~ Dying widow.
ETA can you also share the lads responses if you can? It would be a blast to see them try and respond in the same vein!
will create opening lines cheap WU preferred |
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 for my  Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child!
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:48 am |
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| Omigod! Your mother was my favourite MILF! I cried when I heard the sad news! |
(To a Lad claiming to be Anna Nicole Smith's son) |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:47 am |
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My reply to the lad Muhammad Ali:
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:42 pm |
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As long as we're on the weird. A guy I knew back in the early 1980's once told me the weirdest pickup line he'd ever heard a guy use on a gal and still take her home was "Do you gotta fart?". |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:27 pm |
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I did once tell "Gaddafi's Son" who was trying to flee with his father's money that he was a coward for runing away and should pick up a gun and defend his father from the rebels.
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:46 am |
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While it's not the craziest opening lines, I'm surprised that many lads reply off-script if you send them something along the lines of (You filthy low life idiot fool, don't contact me again you stupid loser) |
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X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
London to Edinburgh(with DD)Sterck
The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
X2 Accra- Douala- Mundemba (Why do you put me in pain)
Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
X2 Liberia- Ivory Coast, (with IG)
X3 Nigeria to Chad- Steve & Tony(T**T team)
X3 Belgium-Sweden-Denmark- Congo(with Dr Mike and Dane)
( ) X2 Operation Gold 2011
X23 Random safaris (You are a bastard beast)Akmal
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