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basts child
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

They both have one special thing in common: The Pick Up Line
Creating the character and the opening lines are the fun part of baiting for me
What are the craziest opening lines you ever had a lad bite on. They must have acknowledged your pick up line.
So flash your skills here folks I will start you off with a couple of mine.

* Wow didn't know this. Is Libya near Cleveland? Don't know who this Gaddafi but I bet his family is pissed

*I am in need of humans for experimentation. These are of course Test to Destruction experiments.

*May the peace and tranquility of the Afterglow of Phallic Fulfillment be yours as well My Child.
I am xx of the Holy Insimenator downtown and 3rd. I in my capacity as the Pastor and High Erectionist would be delighted to help you with this transaction.
Kind wet regards

*OMG you were married to ____ too? That cheating Bastard.~ Dying widow.

ETA can you also share the lads responses if you can? It would be a blast to see them try and respond in the same vein!

will create opening lines cheap WU preferred

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Omigod! Your mother was my favourite MILF! I cried when I heard the sad news!


(To a Lad claiming to be Anna Nicole Smith's son)

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TheDane
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My reply to the lad Muhammad Ali:

Quote:
Wow! I'm your biggest fan! You are indeed the Greatest!

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Big Al
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As long as we're on the weird. A guy I knew back in the early 1980's once told me the weirdest pickup line he'd ever heard a guy use on a gal and still take her home was "Do you gotta fart?".
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sunshine
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I did once tell "Gaddafi's Son" who was trying to flee with his father's money that he was a coward for runing away and should pick up a gun and defend his father from the rebels.

Lad was not best pleased Laughing

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Dharma
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While it's not the craziest opening lines, I'm surprised that many lads reply off-script if you send them something along the lines of (You filthy low life idiot fool, don't contact me again you stupid loser) Laughing

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