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Joined: 03 Aug 2011
Location: confusing the shit out of my spam filter
Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:53 am
They both have one special thing in common: The Pick Up Line
Creating the character and the opening lines are the fun part of baiting for me
What are the craziest opening lines you ever had a lad bite on. They must have acknowledged your pick up line.
So flash your skills here folks I will start you off with a couple of mine.
* Wow didn't know this. Is Libya near Cleveland? Don't know who this Gaddafi but I bet his family is pissed
*I am in need of humans for experimentation. These are of course Test to Destruction experiments.
*May the peace and tranquility of the Afterglow of Phallic Fulfillment be yours as well My Child.
I am xx of the Holy Insimenator downtown and 3rd. I in my capacity as the Pastor and High Erectionist would be delighted to help you with this transaction.
Kind wet regards
*OMG you were married to ____ too? That cheating Bastard.~ Dying widow.
ETA can you also share the lads responses if you can? It would be a blast to see them try and respond in the same vein!
will create opening lines cheap WU preferred
_________________ x9 x2 X24 X138 x3 x2 x2 x4 X2 X3 x5 x11 x2 X4 X12 x10 x3 x2 2 Antigua flag needed
for my Lagos,Nigeria to Parakou,Benin Lad Senator Anyim Pius
~okay yes i we be mayonaise for you~
THE WESTERN UNION MUST GIVE YOU A PEPPER AS A RECEIPT. IF THEY GAVE YOU THIS CONFIRMATION PEPPER THEN ATTACH IT AND SEND IT TO ME OKAY.
'rooms are fully air-Conditional' Air, get while it lasts!
~ANCIENT, not old!~ Says Basts Child!
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Yastreb Demented Opportunist
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Location: Leading my wolf pack
Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:48 am
Omigod! Your mother was my favourite MILF! I cried when I heard the sad news!
(To a Lad claiming to be Anna Nicole Smith's son)
_________________ I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.
"I aim to misbehave."
x5 x2 x 189
x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
x 8: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert/Frank Chukwu
TheDane Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:47 am
My reply to the lad Muhammad Ali:
Wow! I'm your biggest fan! You are indeed the Greatest!
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
Big Al Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Location: Winter is Coming....
Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:42 pm
As long as we're on the weird. A guy I knew back in the early 1980's once told me the weirdest pickup line he'd ever heard a guy use on a gal and still take her home was "Do you gotta fart?".
sunshine Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:27 pm
I did once tell "Gaddafi's Son" who was trying to flee with his father's money that he was a coward for runing away and should pick up a gun and defend his father from the rebels.
Lad was not best pleased
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8
Dharma Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Location: The Empty Quarter
Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:46 am
While it's not the craziest opening lines, I'm surprised that many lads reply off-script if you send them something along the lines of (You filthy low life idiot fool, don't contact me again you stupid loser)
Trafalgar Square 2013
X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
London to Edinburgh(with DD)Sterck
The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
X2 Accra- Douala- Mundemba (Why do you put me in pain)
Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
X2 Liberia- Ivory Coast, (with IG)
X3 Nigeria to Chad- Steve & Tony(T**T team)
X3 Belgium-Sweden-Denmark- Congo(with Dr Mike and Dane)
( ) X2 Operation Gold 2011
X23 Random safaris (You are a bastard beast)Akmal
Rame Head 2013
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