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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 10437
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:52 am |
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After trying to scam Cammy with a Bank of America script:
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HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? THIS MESSAGE IS IN REGARDS OF YOUR WINNING PRIZE OF $6.6MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS THAT HAS BEEN WITH OUR MERGE DB, BANK OF AMERICA FOR SOME WEEKS NOW.
THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE WINNING FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZETTED TO BE RELEASED, VIA (KTT)-DIRECT TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT TO YOU BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUNDS. MEANWHILE, TWO MEN CAME TO THIS BANK TODAY CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE OF YOUR FUNDS. |
(Yada yada yada)
... the Lad claiming to be the BoA director suddenly changed tack!
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LAD: hello
LAD: miss cam1lle wh1te
Cammy: Yes?
LAD: how are you doing??????
Cammy: Fine. Today is Freyja's Day. It's going to be great!
LAD: that's is great so happy freyja's day
Cammy: Like you care. I bet you're not Asatruar.
LAD: how?
Cammy: You're American, right?
LAD: no
LAD: am from african but lives in american
Cammy: Whatever. I bet you're Christian.
LAD: no
Cammy: O RLY?
LAD: i save my community oraclr
Cammy: I thought you had to be to live in America.
Cammy: Your what?
Cammy: What's a community oraclr?
LAD: ORACLE
LAD: I SAVE ORACLE
Cammy: From what?
LAD: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD
Cammy: And you're working in the US? How did you get past the INS?
LAD: MY PARENTS GET THE JOB FOR ME
LAD: I AM A SPIRITUAL PERSON
Cammy: Meaning what exactly?
LAD: I AM HALF SPIRIT HALF HUMAN
Cammy: Huh?
LAD: YES
Cammy: I don't get it. It sounds like something out of a fantasy novel.
LAD: LET TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MEANINGFUL
LAD: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU CAMILLE
Cammy: I raise my spirit to Freyja, or Tyr, or Skadhi, or Odin, but I never pretended that my spirit was separate from me.
Cammy: WTF?
LAD: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU
LAD: PLEASE WILL YOU BE MY LOVE????????
Cammy: Um... aren't you some bank executive in America?
LAD: THIS IS NOT BANKING EXECUTIVE
Cammy: K3nn3th L3wis?
LAD: AM TALKING ABOUT MY FEELING TOWARD YOU
LAD: YES
Cammy: Then who in Freyja's name are you then?
LAD: I AM K3NN3TH L3WIS
Cammy: Right.
LAD: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE
Cammy: But you signed your emails like this:
Cammy: K3NN3TH D. L3WIS.CHAIRMAN, CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER AND PRESIDENT, BANK OF AMERICA CORPORATION.
LAD: I WILL MAKE IT UP WITH YOU
LAD: YES I DO
LAD: MAY I KNOW YOU MORE???????
Cammy: So you are some big bank hotshot.
LAD: I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO MARRY
Cammy: Send me a picture of yourself then. I'll return the favour.
LAD: OK
LAD: BUT WILL YOU BE MY LOVE
LAD: ?
Cammy: Remains to be seen...
LAD: OK
LAD: TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF
Cammy: Didn't I do that when you wrote to me before?
Cammy: Is that a no?
LAD: GIVE ME SMALL TIME TO SEND THE PHOTO
Cammy: Did I say anything about myself before?
LAD: I WANT TO KNOW YOU MORE
LAD: JUST YOUR NAME THAT YOU TOLD ME
Cammy: Oh, so you don't know anything at all?
LAD: TELL ME SO THAT I WILL KNOW
Cammy: How much do you want to know?
LAD: i want to know everything about you as my wife to be
Cammy: Uh, don't count your minks before they're skinned.
Cammy: I'm 27 and a photomodel in Sydney. Now, your turn – tell me more about yourself.
LAD: I LOVE YOU
Cammy: A bit more, please... I take love very seriously. I hear it a lot.
LAD: I AM 50 AND CHAIRMAN BANK OF AMERICAN
Cammy: Ain't 23 years a bit of a gap?
LAD: I MARRIED BUT MY WIFE IS DEAD
Cammy: Sounds to me like you're hunting for a trophy wife!
LAD: I NEED A WOMAN THAT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY
Cammy: And impress the fuck out of your neighbours!
LAD: A WOMAN THAT ANYTIME I LOOKED INTO HER EYE I WILL FIND YOU
Cammy: Huh?
LAD: I HAVE NOT MEET YOU BUT I FEEL YOU HEART
Cammy: That sounds... spooky.
LAD: LOVE IS LIKE AIR YOU CANN'T SEE IT BUT CAN FEEL IT
Cammy: I know that very well. Freyja is the Goddess of Love and Beauty and I am devoted to Her and She blesses me in turn.
LAD: YOUR EYES ARE DOVES
LAD: YOU ARE THE ROSE OF SHARON
LAD: STAY ME WITH FLAGONS,COMFORT ME WITH APPLES
LAD: FOR I AM SICK OF LOVE
Cammy: For a poet... you're a great banker.
LAD: YOUR LIPS ,O MY SPOUSE DROPS AS HONEYCOMB
LAD: HONEY AND MILK ARE UNDER YOUR TONGUE
LAD: AND THE SMELL OF YOUR GARMENT IS LIKE THE SMELL OF LEBANON
Cammy: Actually it's chocolate, but hey, it's the thought that counts.
Cammy: Umm... I might point out that the smell of Lebanon is napalm, cordite, and brick dust. You might want to rethink that last line.
LAD: I SLEEP MY MY HEART AWAKE
LAD: IT IS THE VOICE OF MY LOVE
Cammy: That's how Roscoe described it... he said it's not pleasant.
LAD: MY DOVE AND MY UNDEFILED FOR MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH DEW AND MY LOCKS WITH THE DROPS OF THE NIGHT
LAD: LET ME KISS YOU WITH THE KISSES OF MY LIPS FOR YOUR LOVE IS BETTER THAN WINE
Cammy: OK, I get your drift.
LAD: I AM SENDING YOU TO ISLAND FULL OF KISSES ON A SEA OF LOVE
Cammy: Um... enough already?
LAD: LET ME FEED YOU WITH THE WORDS OF LOVE |
He send some pix of the real BoA director; what he got back were two pix of Sophie Monk and this:
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| Take a look and ask yourself why I would accept you. |
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THERE ARE DOES WHO DECIDES AND THEIR ARE DOES WHO CARRY THE GUNS FOR THE DECISION MAKERS THAT UR DUTY BAMBOO BUFFALLO.
this is a saying in politics when you are not loyal to the government then you will have to eat a boiled yam rope that affects you total life.
Asena - 
     
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 - 0y3nk4 Ch1d1nm4 Lagos to Cotonou
- Dickyboi Lagos to Accra 
 x 7: Dufus & 4bavana/Capt J0seph 4nnan/V1ctor W4lla/0hene 4gyekum/J4mes J3ffr3y/Peace 4kpobor & J0hn Mensah/T0ny Ka1aby & 4ddo Gi1bert
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 3177
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:04 pm |
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The "smell of Lebanon" line is Song of Solomon 4:11, which was written long before napalm was invented.
Does he have a sleepy cat who defends against dolphins and elephants? That would explain what he saves Oracle from. Try sending him a wombat. |
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no puedo desobedecer a mis instrucciones amado esposo tarde, incluso la muerte / I cannot disobey my instructions beloved afternoon spouse, including the death
¿Cómo estás hoy esрero que todo se multа. / How are you today hope everything is fined.
Please stop complicating issues ... LET IT NOT BE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH THIS CHAMBER ... WITHOUT WESTERN UNION FORGET OUR SERVICE.
You are a big liar ... You seem to be very trustworthy ... You are a joker.
I will inform my Attorney to provide the necessary documents to avoid eye blow of the government |
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Narcisschism
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Feb 2012
Posts: 437
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Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:40 pm |
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Your character references your lad's name once without it being l33ted in her first interrogative of his name. Just thought you'd want to know since you went to the trouble of leeting it the rest of the times. |
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Lagos > Accra > Abidjan > Accra > Lagos > Accra > Abidjan > Accra > Lagos - Michael Smith
"I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are a police man" - el dead (hitlad who kidnapped my fictional character)
"Rev it is because of the Name of the father of our LORD JESUS CHRIST you have being mentioning in your mails that made me to obey you and sin against haven and before GOD, by putting that tattoo on my body." - Michael Smith
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 10437
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:58 pm |
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^Thanx!
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| The "smell of Lebanon" line is Song of Solomon 4:11, which was written long before napalm was invented. |
Cammy doesn't know that little detail. |
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THERE ARE DOES WHO DECIDES AND THEIR ARE DOES WHO CARRY THE GUNS FOR THE DECISION MAKERS THAT UR DUTY BAMBOO BUFFALLO.
this is a saying in politics when you are not loyal to the government then you will have to eat a boiled yam rope that affects you total life.
Asena -
x14 x 123
- 0y3nk4 Ch1d1nm4 Lagos to Cotonou
- Dickyboi Lagos to Accra
x 7: Dufus & 4bavana/Capt J0seph 4nnan/V1ctor W4lla/0hene 4gyekum/J4mes J3ffr3y/Peace 4kpobor & J0hn Mensah/T0ny Ka1aby & 4ddo Gi1bert |
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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 3177
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:01 pm |
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I figured as much - I wouldn't recognize a verse of the Eddas. |
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no puedo desobedecer a mis instrucciones amado esposo tarde, incluso la muerte / I cannot disobey my instructions beloved afternoon spouse, including the death
¿Cómo estás hoy esрero que todo se multа. / How are you today hope everything is fined.
Please stop complicating issues ... LET IT NOT BE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH THIS CHAMBER ... WITHOUT WESTERN UNION FORGET OUR SERVICE.
You are a big liar ... You seem to be very trustworthy ... You are a joker.
I will inform my Attorney to provide the necessary documents to avoid eye blow of the government |
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