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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:32 pm |
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Subject: Re: The British HM Treasury Desk of General Frank Coyle .
Ms. Elizabeth D**dy
Due to your failure to comply to your payment modalities, I had to inform the British crown Court of Justice also the British M15 that you have not responded back to my instructions to procure the necessary documentations for the final release of your funds to your nominated bank account..[blah blah blah]..
General Frank Coyle . |
I'm not sure if this one step down or one step up from Robert Mueller or Robert Mark or any of the other names lads like throwing around. MI5 have obviously got nothing better to do than go after people who don't claim a fake inheritance and HM Treasury is staffed by military personnel. My God, no wonder this country is going to the dogs (Olympics excepted which were brilliant) |
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David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Capt. Tripps
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 May 2011
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:49 pm |
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This might be a good opportunity for de-education. I'd pretend to be afraid, and ask him if he means the London Federal Court of England and the British Buggeration Bureau - or something equally incorrect - because they changed the names long ago, and had he just typed it wrong by accident? |
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:52 pm |
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Oh yeah, I never let on what a load of old cobblers they are writing. One frightened lady will be writing back with sacks loads of bogus payment information if they want it. |
_________________ LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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Capt. Tripps
Master Baiter
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Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:09 pm |
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Yes, and I'm sure there'll be sackloads of bureaucratic Western Union paperwork beyond the control of the frightened lady, which the lad will have to attend to before he can receive his dolla. |
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buried under 419 emails
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2003
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Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:46 am |
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No worries as long as they don’t send inspector Clouseau after you.
I have to include a link, a few here might not remember him, and his classic work. Thus making me feel much older.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Clouseau |
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you realy made me a fool which i dont expected from you" mr malambo
"Any money you send to Africa to receive your payment is at your own risk " David Mark
over 1,000 fakes deaded since Oct 2005. This is my current rampage! x6 |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X
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Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:29 pm |
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MI5 are so secret they don't even officially exist and would never, ever refer to themselves as such.
I bet he's actually from British Intelligence 'Q' Section. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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pete515
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301
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Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:48 pm |
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Or he is an "00", like James Bond - now that would be scary.
I'm going to show my age here but how can anyone not have heard of the immortal Inspector Clossieu (or however it is spelt)? |
_________________ LOTS
David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
David Mark -3 years
Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.
"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later. |
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