The jyos of lysdexai

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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:32 pm

Some of you may recall how my baiter persona Brad M0rrihan was once called a COMMON STREET THAWTH VERGABON and a "pure stagnant illetrate" by vexed Lads a while back, on account of his quirky writing style (or, as he'd write it, on accuont of his qiurky wirting steyl).

The funny thing is, other Lads seem to understand him. Do you?

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Yuo tel me to cal and then yuor phone is aylaws busy, thats raely pising me of yuo now, and yuove never caled, not one mesage form yuo, and yuove psent $57000, what the bleu blazes for, thats indecrible.

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Yuo may be biusy but that deonst maen yuor phine is off the hok 24/7, yuo have to aet or go to the duny, and if yuo have to dael with big time bank oficers and setle thier pay it manes yuore piyang bribes deosnt it, yuo siad this was fuly legit, if yuo have to pay birbes then it iant.

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I gave yuo my number as I wuold nomaly give it to poeple but with the +61 perfix, I dont make itnernatoinal cals that otfen, dont go snering at me just becuase yuore sposed to be some hoshtot exec or wahtever, but no mater, the isseu is, "some big time bank officers which I must settle their pay before they can assist me on this", no way yuo maen madnatory fes, yuo maen bribes, sory mate but if yuo have to graese plams then yuove got seomthing to hide, and yure tyring to hide it with al that snoby palaver.

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After yuo revaeled abuot the birbes I concaeled my tikcet becuase its claer to me that theres somehting worng, mabye some money luandry shceme and yuo want me to be the fal gyu, sory but Im not giong to be yuor pasty, fogret the dael, Im styiang home.

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:46 pm

Maybe he is typing before his brain is fully engaged????

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:37 am

I've received the E-mail many times. It's a trick your brain plays on you.

As leng as you use the corerct nummer of lettres and the fisrt and lvst letwer are connect, the breln tells you the collect werd. At lerst taht is as mcuh as I can rebmmer abert it. It milht nerd to hvae the cercect letetrs regnaraed but I'm nrt shre abert that.